Women…

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Yes those ultimate cunts…with cunts.

What is it with them? Most on here know abaaaht me and my fondness for the ladies but they are proper cunts.

They act all nice when you meet them, plenty of dick sucking, put in loads of effort in the bedroom…they even get on top and then cook you a nice breakfast in the morning and clean the house without moaning.

Then they decide you are not worthy of their duties as a woman and start trying to turn you into a weak cunt, constantly criticising, never satisfied, and generally being a cunt, and some even turn into fat cunts and still act like demanding cunts when they have no right to after letting themselves go so much. They then get annoyed and watch you when a younger, better looking model is in the vicinity. They then wonder why men cheat on them.

The fact that they have cunts should act as the ultimate warning to any man finding his way in this sometimes cruel world.

They always get their own way it seems in court etc, Police will always take their side, and they can get away with being psychos.

Then you get the gold digging types who some sad, fat cunt thinks loves them…I suppose they deserve to be taken for all they have.

You then get the ones who want to be the man in the relationship and control everything from the finances to the sexual activities (if they allow sex that is)…and some sad/weak cunts put up with it.

Women are one of the ultimate puzzles in this life… beautiful, sexy, can make a man feel he’s the greatest man alive, the right one can make a man exceed his ability and realise ambitions he thought he could not, and yet can also drive a poor cunt to become a shadow of himself, strip a man’s wealth and make his life hell.

I don’t aim this cunting at any of the female cunters on here as they have proven their top woman credentials.

I have been thinking abaaaaht life and I sometimes think I was born in the wrong times, I should have been born as a great General with a wife who understood my need for a few mistresses as any great man would require.

Be careful who you select cunters and go fuck yourselves!

Nominated by: Black and White Cunt 

94 thoughts on “Women…”

    • That’s the problem – one look at those and your cock starts doing the thinking. Women – the fairer sex until you cross them.

    • Yes top pair of Bristols. That’s the problem, she’s having a mental breakdown saying you don’t understand, your just thinking about getting your hands, mouth and dick on her tits.

    • Aye. That’s a cracking pair. But I agree, most of them are four cans short of a six pack. Sir Laurence Fox is spot on when he says almost all wimmin under the age of 35 are fucking bonkers.

      The ones in the public eye prove that, and British ones are the worst. Most American ones are thick as fuck self serving slags who do everything to suit themselves and cover their own arses where Uncle Harvey is concerned (95% of them are in his ‘book’). But the British tarts are all rent-a-gob bints with ‘attitude’and ‘opinons’ on ‘issues’ and their hobbies include whining and misandry. Jodie Whittakunt, Emma Twatson, Phoebe Waller Cunt, Anna Friel, Emily ‘Jimmy Hill’ Maitlis, Gabbing Logan, Carey ‘Hairy’ Mulligan, Tilda Swinton. All as mad as a lorry load of baboons on PCP. Candidates for the loony bin, the lot of ’em.

  2. If it has an engine or a cunt, it will cost you lots of money, let you down and generally give you grief. This is magnified the older it is.

  3. New Zealand is full of lard ass women. In fact every single one I know is fat as fuck.
    Absolutely no class whatsoever and all slags.

  4. Can we deduce from this cry for help, that you are giving consideration to “going over” to the cock?
    You are at a dangerous age B&W.
    Time to look to the Far East my boy-Madame Butterfly calls.
    Get yourself aaaaaht an abaaaaht in Chinatown.

    Or old Compton street.
    It’s entirely your choice😉👍

      • They are either totally mad and a great shag or average in the sack but can make a good sandwich.

    • No going the other way for me CG, I am pissed off with the baggage a fine woman usually brings with her.
      The worst is when they start going on abaaaht ‘work’ and telling you all the gossip you don’t care abaaaaaht, when all your’e thinking is ‘give my knob a suck’.
      😁

  5. It is a biological fact that God gave man 2 heads but only enough blood to use one at a time. Accordingly, I’m of two minds about this cunting.

    I do however, completely relate to B&WC’s point about being a General born into the wrong time.

    • ‘It is a biological fact that God gave man 2 heads but only enough blood to use one at a time’.
      I like that one General. 👍🏽

  6. A good job Shakespeare isn’t around today:

    “O, frailty, thy name is woman”

    Try saying that with a straight face to Jess Phillips, Emily Thornberry, Dawn Butler, Anna Soubry, Diane Abbott or the lesbian lady boxer who will be tripping the light fantastic on the telly.

  7. Christ I went through enough women before I finally found one that wasn’t extremely hard work. Some were downright psychos.

    The worst were the ultra horny ones that loved attention. Would keep you dangling but the second you went out or showed interest in another women were back on the doorstep and all over you again.

    What I will say B&WC is accept that many have issues and just enjoy fucking them. Eventually you may meet a decent one who isn’t psychotic. I’ve been with Mrs Mitten 21 years. Met her when she was 20 and I was 33. Few teething problems early on, but she’s a damn fine woman.

    • Holy dog shit, how on earth did you tolerate the inevitable barrage of garbled nonsense pouring out of her early 20s mouth? I mean you can’t keep it blocked up with pork all day!

      • Strangely enough she wasn’t that bad for the age, until she had too much to drink.

        The making up was always fun though!

  8. Deceitful,avaricious tarts,in the main.

    When I was younger I went through a spell of getting engaged…it was a quick and easy way of getting into their knickers. It never lasted very long of course…they sharp worked out just what a Cunt I was and fucked off. However they invariably took the engagement ring with them when they cleared out,the greedy trollops…I got round this problem by buying 4 or 5 cheap engagement rings at a time from a pawn-shop in Newcastle and telling my “fiancee” that her ring was a valuable family heirloom. It always worked a treat. However I’m pretty sure that I actually bought a couple of the rings 3 or 4 times from the pawn-shop……just shows how untrustworthy and greedy most women are when it comes hoodwinking the male sex.

    • Morning Mr F.
      The one saving grace of getting a little older (I’m 48) is that you’d simply rather have 3 or 4 wanks a week than deal with a wimminz as your libido naturally diminishes.
      Also aided by the fact that middle aged wimminz are fat, humourless, miserable, repulsive old bags.
      I’ll stick to wasting money on classic cars and bikes.
      Is there a lucky lady in the Fiddler sights at the moment?
      Having finally seperated from Mrs. Cunt Engine, I really can’t be arsed getting a new bird; just enjoying the silence! The lack of nagging is fucking bliss…

      • Morning,Mr Cunt-Engine.

        I often wondered ,when in my twenties, if as I got into my 40s,50s etc my “taste” in women would age along with me…..it hasn’t.
        Women are only good for housekeeping once they get past 40…the saggy old Bags should realise that and just be grateful if they can find a man prepared to keep a roof over their heads….I suppose it’s like keeping an old hound…you know that it’s past being any use but you’re just too damned soft to the right thing and get it put down

      • TTCE, I’m with you all the way. I spend my money on beer and classic cars. I’m 55, and thats given me the insight into how much these cunts with cunts really are messed up.
        If you’re single in your middle years, you’re certainly better off staying that way, as the alternative is having a moaning fat cunt who’s damaged beyond economical repair on your arm.

    • Women.
      The seige of Troy was Helens fault, an she was a greasy greek.
      Men will do anything for women.
      Wimmen are great its got to be said, well apart from driving,
      Oh and they have piss poor spacial awareness.
      But from my dear old mum to my missus wimmen form who we are and how we relate to them.
      So, you moaning old bastards take your missus or mum a bunch of flowers home tonight!
      Show some appreciation!
      You might get laid?
      Off your missus obviously didnt mean your mums!!
      Not that kind of site.

  9. Men will be rescued by the rise of the Fembot. Compliant, custom built and programmed.
    My first will be Debbie Harry, circa 1977, then Kate Bush, ditto, followed by Jane Fonda, Ursula Andress, Brigitte Bardot and many,many others from the 60’s.
    Ethel can then Get To Fuck.
    Get To Fuck.

    • Morming Jack, Kate Bush, eh?!
      I can remember attaining my first boner aged 11 watching the video for “Babooshka”.
      Bit awkward really as my parents were sat on the sofa too.

      • Morning, Mr.Cunt Engine. Embarrassing moments, we’ve all had them, ditto boners over Kate Bush.
        Lovely.

      • I’ve got my fembots lined up. Allintheir 70s vintage style,of course.

        Jill St John, Olivia Newton John, Sally James, Lynda Carter, Gabrielle Drake, Beverley Pilkington, Ingrid Pitt, Linda Thorson, Suzanne Danielle, Chris Evert, Caroline Munro, Barbara Bach, and the Abba girls.

      • Jesus Thomas-you started late!
        Or is it just me? Started getting @interested waaaay before double figures🥵.

      • “Obsessive secrecy, a £30m fortune and the trauma that drove Kate Bush into hiding”.

        So it wasn’t the extra 100lbs then?

  10. Snakes with handbags.

    Debbie Harry and Kate Bush, Jack? May I add Leslie Ash from her ‘Cats Eyes’ days? Phwweooooaaaarrr!!

    • Add in peak Linda Rondstadt, Rita Coolidge, Emmylou Harris and even a young Grace Slick and we’ve got an orgy. All USA. All great musicians too.

      In contrast we can offer Lily Mong, Mel B and that bird who played the fiddle in Dexys.

      • Morning Jack. Just back here to remind myself to watch out for those banging tits on this Nom.

        I forgot Sheryl Crowe pre having her tits shaved off and who wouldn’t mind climbing aboard the magnificent Dolly?

        And if you like your chocolate 80s Tina Turner and Chaka Khan.

      • Dolly. Luvly jubbly.
        A gentleman could bankrupt himself, building his Fembot collection.
        Although, hiring them out as prostitutes would bring in some useful income.
        Not Debbie though. She stays at home, with me.

  11. Me and the missus had a bit of a barney so she fucked off to her sister’s to calm down.
    A couple of hours later her sister turns up on the doorstep, calling me all the cunts under the sun.
    She said, “You’re a selfish, uncaring cunt, you’re an arsehole, you don’t even buy her flowers for fuck sake.”
    I said, “I didn’t even know she was a florist.”….

  12. Fuck me my comments on this matter disappeared.
    I wonder if Mrs.Terry has hacked my phone?
    Oh well,oven.Steak pie please,with peas and gravy.

  13. If you’re thinking of settling down, all you need to know is that 95% of being married is just shouting “WHAT.?” from another room….

  14. Wimmins. Can’t live with them, can’t live without them.

    I think that’s a load of horseshit personally, what with electric dishwashers and all sorts of technological wonders. Did you know the Japs innovated an automated blowjob machine?

  15. My Birthday is coming up and a bird I dumped after a few months is all over me again wanting some of the good stuff…she even proposed ‘Anal Friday’. What do you reckon cunters, shall I give her a pounding?
    She has a bit of a Psycho look in her eyes though and she likes me going in bareback.
    When I get pissed I think ‘yeah, let’s ave some’…when sober I think ‘nah, stay away’.

  17. It’s a shame but I have lost a lot of faith with British women…
    Trying to find a proper woman and not some feminist, lefty, woke, cow who lets herself go after she’s got her claws in is a difficult task.
    Is it too much to ask for a slightly racist (like me), right wing, feminine woman who loves sex and keeps herself tidy?
    I’m sorry to disappoint the ladies but I think I’ll have to look eslewhere…the Japanese and dooshkas seem to know how to be a proper woman…too many ladettes here these days.
    What a pile of cunt.

  18. Every man needs two women, one who cleans, cooks and does the housework has her own room so she can watch eastenders and other shit, a second woman who can be traded in every few years fit as fuck and just wants cock, she would also have a room of her own to watch keeping up with whatever the fuck they are keeping up with.
    This leaves the man to pursue his hobbies, well fucked and well fed
    Perfect

    Time to wake up now.

  19. I learned a very long time ago (I’m 41 now) to never listen to a woman other than your mother. Most of the time their opinions and views are irrational, hypocritical, and illogical, especially on how to be successful with them. You should never listen to advice from women, because women don’t even know what they want themselves. They want you to be forward, but when you’re forward they report you for harrassment. They want you to be manly, but not too much. They want you to be emotional but not too much, love your mum but not too much, look after your appearance but not too much.
    If you ever ask a woman what she wants in a man, they just come out with the same old cliche, “I want a kind, honest, gentleman who can make me laugh”. It’s all bullshit – those sorts of men never get a look in – it’s the arrogant alpha males with plenty of cash who always get their pick of the majority of women. If you’re going to take advice from anyone, take it from a man who’s had success with women.

    • ‘If you’re going to take advice from anyone, take it from a man who’s had success with women’.
      Myself and Cuntfinder General are here to advise any cunters. 👍🏽

  21. The problem is not women. The problem is men. Men get a syndrome called cunt struck. This mental retardation can happen to any man at anytime in life. Compounding this problem is the social engineering that has turned men into pussy whipped spineless cunts.

    If you’re suffering from cunt struck the following may help.

    The sex will be withdrawn.

    She will let herself go once she has you hooked.

    She will give you as much grief as you’ll put up with.

    The solution is to be a man!

    Once she lowers her game walk away.

    Once she starts the mental act, walk away.

    If the sex is withdrawn don’t fret about it, be honest with her. Tell her you respect her right not to have sex but she doesn’t have the right to decide you’re also to become celibate.

    Male weakness is responsible for our issues with women.

    • Well said SV, it’s like a game of tolerance with them at times.
      They like to see how far they can push you and what you’ll put up with.

      • That’s exactly it B&WC. Generally someone will give you as much shit as you’ll put up with.

        We get one life, it’s not to be spent with a mental case female harpy.

      • This is why I’ll often lose interest somewhere around the 6-12 months mark. I can’t be fucked playing stupid games and shit.

        I posted about love and relationships/relationshits abaaaat a week ago. I flit from wanting company and to be in a relationship to not giving a fuck and liking my own space and a few casual flings here and there.
        Never felt that I have properly loved someone more infatuation for a length of time.

        I enjoy having women in my life but the whole drama and tit-for-tat fuckery gets old.
        I have been relatively successful and don’t need women to validate me.

        ..Still have the raging horn for Emma Stone though.

  22. They say you don’t know someone until you’ve lived with them. Bollocks. If you really want to know someone, get divorced from them. You have no idea how spiteful and petty a human being can be until you go through that ordeal, especially if it wasn’t your choice. I would pity the bloke whose banging it now as he will have to deal with it menopausal, but as he was fucking it behind my back, the cunt deserves every miserable minute. And AIDS.

    • Fuck me, that sounds familiar. As I’m on my third marriage what you described sounds like wife number two. Utter bitch.
      Sometimes you have to fuck a few whores until you find your princess.

  23. Excellent cunting BWC. The fairer sex – you can’t live with them, and you can’t live with them. Even when I was ‘happily’ married I still wished I was single. I can’t say I’m over happy now that I am single but it’s infinitely better than being shacked up with a fucking nut job. A few months after my divorce a mate asked don’t you miss the sex and when was the last time I had a shag. I replied three years ago.

    • I don’t get it CSTF, why is it the sex seems to stop when married? They then wonder why men cheat and look eslewhere.
      I am happily single, living on my own and at 41 will probably continue to for at least 10 more years. Living with a woman is a right cunt, they always get in the way and bother you when you don’t want to be bothered.
      I’ll probably let a woman move in when I’m 60 and need a bit of help around the house. 😁

      • The trouble is, B&W, men and women are different. They think differently, they act differently, they want different things. If they wanted the same things there wouldn’t be a problem. When you boil it all down to basics, men want sex and women want babies. I don’t mean every woman on the planet, just the overwhelming majority. That’s why they call it the battle of the sexes, men spend all their time trying to get what they want from women and women spend all their time trying to get what they want from men. And may the best man win. Or woman. You know what I mean.
        Women want everything from one man and men want one thing from lots of women. They’re never going to see things the same way. It’ll be like this till the machines take over and people become obsolete.

  24. I can’t moan at Mrs Maskinback (the second). I met her when I was 35 and she was 29. She has given us two great kids and isn’t a psychopath. A bit of a rarity, although her younger sister is a fucking nutbar and has pussywhipped her hubby into a small, bald, greying man of 37 years old!

  25. Nice cunting B&WC, I do love them but fuck me, the gossiping, bitching about so-called ‘friends’, shit about their fucking kids I don’t care about. I read about some millennial fuckwit trying to sue The Garrick Club in London because they don’t except women as members, of course she doesn’t want to join but to make a point. The original members probably set it up to get away from nagging whiny cunts like her in the first place.

  26. Hang on, B & W C! Men aren’t that great you know! Getting pissed, snoring, pissing off with a younger model, all that stuff. But I guess they’re better than the alternative.

    But, dear boy, I must say I enjoyed an earlier post of yours, when you were singing the praises of crisp Autumn days. I could imagine you in your smart London suit and your handmade Italian shoes, swaggering through the royal parks, a visual stun for all the ladies whose path you happened to cross. And their wimpish suitors, attempting to shield the poor creature’s eyes from that life-changing vision of you.

    Long live B & W C!

    • Afternoon Lady Chatterley,
      I agree most men aren’t up to my standards and a lot of men let themselves go and put their female partners off and then wonder why she doesn’t want sex etc.
      You must have seen me aaaaht and abaaaaaht to describe me so well.
      I caught a woman eyeing me up in a shop once and when I caught her eye she looked away trying to hide her attraction to me, she was with her bloke as well…the poor man.

      • Definitely sure DF, she had the look of lust in her eyes as well as shock at witnessing such a fine specimen of manliness, she probably looked at her bloke after and thought ‘I wish I had held aaaaht for something better’.
        😁

  27. I had the pleasure of removing an utterly hateful psycho bitch from my life quite recently, she has a Police order stopping her from going anywhere near me.
    With good reason. She is now rinsing a desperate pensioner, and is looking to a cell when she is caught. Tough – don’t be a thief and con artist.
    I am currently, ahem, “stepping out” with a lovely gal and all is going fine – if she starts with the nonsense – then it’s my way or the highway.
    Sorry for sounding mean but life is short and I will not be controlled.
    A good Woman I will go to the end of the earth for, but my experience has shown there aren’t that many about – if you have a good one appreciate her, if you don’t then out the door she goes, seen too many people trapped in misery.

  28. Remember the golden rule. Visit B&Q at least 4 years ahead of time. Cash transaction of course.
    It’s how they catch us husband and boyfriends everytime. If anyone interested I’ve got half a can of flyspray and an unopened bag of cable ties for sale on ebay.

  29. If it floats, flies or fucks… rent it.

    Anything else, chair, saline solution and sponge, power supply. Don’t switch off until burning smell or smoke.

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