Pay attention at the back of the lecture theatre there, stop chewing the gum, or munching on the chiggun, here is a Professor who demands that you be “proud” of him as he mounts the podium to give an important lecture:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-derbyshire-53938171
With the BBC involved, you can be sure race is concerned and this man gives it to you good and proper. He is the first dark gentleman to host the lectures instigated by Michael Faraday 200 years ago, and the reason for this is – well of course – science is racist. There was a Chinese looking man in 2015 that gave one of the televised lectures but clearly he was not dark enough. The BBC and Prof. Jackson get weary and sick of trying, they’re tired of living and feared of dying, but the ole BBC she keeps on stirring along.
Nominated by: W. C. Boggs
Not dealing crack and meth? Not getting white Women pregnant and abandoning them? Not thieving, rioting, looting, burning, murdering?
This is called “reality” for the vast majority of the population you racist savage – not something to be proud of.
As always, my default response – if this racist opportunist cunt doesn’t like MY Country feel free free to fuck off to any black run hell hole in the World, take a few million with you.
On other news MNC would be right at home in sunny Yorkshire today – it’s freezing, windy and pissing it down – or “summer” as we call it! 😁
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Well said Vernon Fox MP.
You needn’t be a professor to know that Meritocracy is the only way, even if you spout the nonsensical vomit this fuckwit does.
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I shall immediately drop “the right honourable” when I am elected Capt!
Seriously though, I have been offered funding and support by the Brexit Party to stand in the next election – and I would literally cry with joy if I unseated fat p*****t (proven) fat Nigel Adams – I hate that cunt sooooo much!
The rest of ISAC will be my cabinet provided Bertie can keep Percy under some semblance of control – I recall the last diplomatic incident with the Nigerian Ambassador!
Edited. We did a quick search but could not verify Nigel Adams (Tory MP) is a “proven” ‘vert. – admin
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Modded – probably for (correctly, in legal terms) “p*r*ert”!
Off now before admin tell me off! 😱🏃♂️
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Modded twice, fuck this.
No more posting today.
Come on Vern, you’re better than that – Admin
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Vern might have something there Admin.
When I looked him up, it said that he was the ‘INCUM-BENT’ MP for Selby in 2010.
😅
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Reminds me of the Paddy facing a judge for an act with a minor described as “indecent”
‘pardon me yer honour, but is that one word or two?’
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Do one and fuck off I say!
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I’m not interested in a word this black bastard has to say.
Put Alice Roberts back on.
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By Jingo the professor is right!
Science is racist!!
Fact.
Your sat on a tree branch eating a banana, you drop it, does it float back up to you?
No! Those racists invented gravity!!
Ask yourselves this, why cant mathematical genius Diane Abbot get science funding?
Physician Dr Harvey Price get a scholarship at Oxford?
If you fall in the water and flail around “eek! Eek! Ook!’
You sink and drown.
Buoyancy is also racist.
No the world of science is whiteys attack on poor africans, weve sat around for years thinking of ways to better ourselves,
Ok weve not come up with anything but give us time and mtembe will collect our piss tainted drinking water on a hoverboard.
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Alice gives me the ‘orn the fithy minx.
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Knowledge and intellect is indeed racist. Kaffir Africa didnt manage to come up with writing, the wheel or 2 storey fucking huts. It was left to European and Asian racists to spark learning and technology.
Fucking lowlife.
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A professor has just bought the house next door and is currently knocking shit out of it whilst sitting on his arse in his house in France.
Apparently, he’s coming back next week and expects the builders to carry on even though he’s supposed to quarantine for 14 days. They say they can’t enter the house for 14 days. He says that’s bollocks and expects them to carry on.
He’s made our lives a misery for the last 9 weeks and it’s liable to go for another month. If he breaks quarantine I will take the greatest pleasure in shopping him and warning off all his workmen.
This is mainly because he lied about the extent and duration of the work. I could live with the truth, but don’t piss down my back and tell me it’s raining.
Let’s remember – those who can do and those who can’t, teach. Clearly those who can’t teach become professors.
This guy is a Professor of Cuntitude. It may take a while, but but I shall outcunt the bastard. Depend on it…
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To qualify that, I have a good friend in Scotland who’s a Professor and a world leading expert on epilepsy so not all professors are cunts.
But my neighbour certainly is…
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Dio, May I suggest a size 13 steel toe capped boot in your cunt neighbour’s bollocks?
M N C might be nearer, but CuntyMort might put more venom into it having travelled further.
Or put Shaun onto entering his name in the next dead pool?
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Dioclese: perhaps hosting the ISAC socially distanced Autumn BBQ and anti-wokeness festival in your back garden might help?
Invite him round for a meet the neighbours session😉
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A geologist eh? In “The Big Bang Theory” there is a running gag about the tedious dullness of geology and what complete boring tossers geologists are. Yes, even the nerds laugh at geologists.
So this cunt can use a bunch of rocks to demonstrate climate change can he? How very woke. How very BBC.
Stick it up your arse.
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I have a female friend whose a geologist and used to work on the north sea oil rigs. A very charming and interesting lady who can actually make rocks exciting…
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No way this cunts a geologist.
He worships a active volcano calls it “fire mountain’.
Leaves a offering of papaya and wild pig meat as a offering.
Doesnt make him a geologist.
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Has someone mentioned to the prof Yasur of Tanna in Vanuatu (HRH Prince Philip) is a white volcano God as is Vulcan/Hephaestus. Offerings of Metaxa and roast lamb would be more appropriate.
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Vanuato is apparently the happiest place on earth Shackles.
And your right they venerate prince Philip.
The people seem ok,
Friendly, content etc
Obviously simpletons.
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Will he be wearing his Witch Doctors outfit?
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Bone in the nose, belt of human skulls, the full Monty.
Science racist? Oh do fuck off CUNT
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Put it in a cage.
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For 200 years Englishmen have been lecturing on science in English Universities. To cure that crime against humanity, along comes geologist Christopher Jackson (an English enough sounding name) with his ground breaking lecture:
How to line a mud puddle with rocks and keep it from drying out after the monsoon.
Fucking cunt!
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Why are there not more people like Prof Chris making it to the top of organisations like BBC?
They tell the rest of us we’re all raaaciiist but keep their top jobs for themselves the two faced cunts.
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We don’t understand our white privilege, the cunts at the top of the BBC understand it only too well. That’s why they are hanging on to it and fuck the fucking licence payer.
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Half of the major inventions came from Britain. Trains, the electric light, television, the World Wide Web, cement, the toilet, toilet paper, etc. The British even made the Greenwich Meridian which marks the starting point of every zone in the world so you could even say that we invented Time.
Yet because Afreecans weren’t here until recently, this knucklehead reckons they’ve been prevented. Fuzzy logic. That’s like saying the Japanese are racist because they’ve never had an English emperor. Stick to tapping rocks with your toffee hammer and pretending you weren’t given a position at Imperial to satisfy a Positive Discrimination box, cunt.
Fuzzy logic or, as Emperor Magnanimous would say, “Fuzzy Rogic. You have blought shame on your African t-libe. You are chocorate-faced plick.”
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CM, a black fella invented the lightbulb, Joe Biden said so.
On to Chris Jackson, stop slating Crackers in our own country. Your brother, no not bubbles but Michael went full cracker and much as he was a total cunt who liked to get kids relaxed with Jesus juice before he gave them wacko jizz, even he didn’t blame crackers for the inability of his brothers to earn a living or achieve fuck all.
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Yes, I saw that 6-Dog. The demented hair-sniffer is just about ready for the knackers yard, isn’t he.
“We choose truth over facts.”
“Poor kids are just as bright and talented as white kids.”
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Born and educated in the racist uk, perhaps if he had been born in umbongo land he may have been planting maize rather that chipping away with his little toffee hammer.
Cunt should be grateful for white mans magic.
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I quite like the Royal Institution lectures. They are judged by how interesting and relevant they are and not by the colour of the person giving themselves skin. I have never thought ooohhh that’s racist because the people have been white, they have been Asian by the way, nor will I think that’s diverse they have a black bloke doing it. I never noticed Nor will ever notice, I will only judge you on the quality of what you deliver.
But not this cunt he has turned it into a race debate when their wasn’t one and Auntie Fucking Beeb has endorsed it.
What CUNTS
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How can a “Professor” (takes five minutes out to change bags and clean up after pissing myself laughing) be so fucking ignorant.
Hue knows?
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If anything this cunt is ludicrous and could have done with some dentistry… or is he opposed to the advancements made in this field because it’s a science and therefore must be racist?
Oh wait… he’s happy to have the title “professor” but isn’t the title racist seeing that it’s origins are Latin?
Talk about biting the hand that feeds, the ungrateful cunt.
As for the BBC…fuck them too.
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ALL lives matter so fuck off bbc and all trendy lefties who’ve nothing to offer in this time of ‘great national crisis’ – fuck off covidiots too
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Box ticking success story-he has certainly benefited from positive discrimination.
Put him in the University challenge Christmas special monkey team:
Dianne Abbott-maths
David Lammy-history
Dawn Butler-philosophy
He can be team captain.
First opponents will be St Mongbergs academy for confused mentally challenged under 10’s-my money is on Greta’s students.
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Did you see Lammy on “Mastermind”?…..https://youtu.be/DsR4Nx-ELgc
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Indeed I did Sir Dick-I hear he spent lockdown revising-watching loads of old playschool episodes featuring Derek Griffiths and Floella Benjamin 👍😀
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They should have just asked him a series of questions beginning with the words “Who do you hold responsible for…..?”
“Whitey,Wicked Whitey” replies the perfect scoring Mr.Lammy.
Evening,General/
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Good evening Sir Dick-saw your comments on the Dion Dublin thread-totally dis-gus-tin’ mon.
If that is the result the ethics course at Fiddler Polyversity, I have just one more thing to add.
Are there any spaces left this term?
👍👍👍😀
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It’s an advantage if no one can tell when you embarrass yourself being a thick cunt.
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it is really hard trying to keep up the constant critique of these fucking twats who seem to be everywhere at the moment – is it compulsory that we have to make a note of these cunts – just fuck off and die
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As I understand it, he should be a member of the Royal Society and the appointment is by achievement and invite. So, OK I will respect that because it is hard work to get in. But falling for “Decolonising (enter required subject)” well as my late Gran said of my Grandad (Dr of Chemistry) “How can someone so intelligent be so thick?”
To be honest, the last RS Lectures I gave time to was Ian Stewart’s series on Mathematics, a rarely covered subject but a good year’s lectures.
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I see Darwin is now to be decolonised.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8702867/Natural-History-museum-review-Charles-Darwin-exhibitions-HMS-Beagle-colonialist.html
Fuck’s sake. Looks like every technical, scientific and social advance ever to take place outside Africa shouldn’t have happened because they make woke cunts feel feelings.
Think it’s a case of:
E’en now their vanguard gathers,
E’en now we face the fray—
As Thou didst help our fathers,
Help Thou our host to-day!
Fulfilled of signs and wonders,
In life, in death made clear—
Jehovah of the Thunders,
Lord God of Battles, hear!
(what would the cunts not like to do to Kipling, I wonder.)
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I’m from a working class background and this cunt most certainley does NOT represent me or my view of science.
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I’m currently laying in a beach and am having trouble keeping up with the massive amount of cunting nominations. I am reading them all but a standard response until I really catch up will be….One word…….CUNT.
Normal service will resume when the rum runs out .
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