Paul “Dung Beetle” McCartney (7)

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Paul McCartney is a cunt.

In a recent interview with GQ (you know the one, the men’s magazine that never has any women on its covers!) Macca went on about how great Black Lives Matter is.

Doesn’t the daft old sod realise that if their black marxist ‘revolution’ is ever realised his work (and the work of his fellow Beatles) will be wiped from ‘history’ a la Ninteen Eighty Four? What annoys me about this bloke is he has done the lot in his time. Yet he still desperately craves to be seen as ‘cool’ So he works with cheeseholes like Kanye West and bigs up BLM and he virtue signals at every opportunity.

His right on revisionism is also cringeworthy. For the fuckteenth time in recent years Macca bleats on about how ‘Blackbird’ is about an oppressed black woman (Lordy fuckin Mama!). Yet I have heard a radio interview from the time of The White Album’s original release, and McCartney casually says that it’s a simple Donovan inspired song about a blackbird and that there’s even a real blackbird chirping on the record. Yet for the last fifteen years or so, the man has repackaged the ditty as some sort of right on race card battle cry.

His desire to ‘outcool’ John Lennon is also still going on. In 2020 he is still – fucking still – going on about how he was the first ‘avant garde’ Beatle before Lennon was.

Seriously, who really gives a fucking shit?! Macca still does have a bug up his arse over John being seen as the most innovative and artistic member of the Beatles. And as for still moaning about ‘How Do You Sleep?’ in 2020 for GQ? Fuck me. It was a song one man wrote on the spot after provocation which Macca started (with ‘Too Many People’).

I bet he has made to order ‘answers’ for these interview things. Remind everyone about how he was the most ‘way out’ Beatle (yet he was the last one to take LSD).

Repackage ‘Blackbird’ as a late 60s ‘We Shall Overcome’ (when it wasn’t). Oh, and moan about the lyrics to ‘How Do You Sleep?’ to remind everyone how ‘ nice Macca is and how ‘nasty’ John was. It’s nearly fifty years since Lennon made that song.

So come on, Macca. Change the fucking record.

Nominated by: Norman 

109 thoughts on “Paul “Dung Beetle” McCartney (7)”

  1. Knew this was Norman before even read the nom!
    Whats up with maccas face above?
    Hes had ‘work’ done?
    Looks like Zelda from Terror hawks dunt he?
    Oh hes discussing race relations with future president, stable genius and famous midget kanye!!
    “Yo dog you like from London an shit isnt it?
    Love your work G!
    Rolling stones rock!
    You hearing voices?
    Im hearing some whacked out shit dog,
    Telling me to do BAD shit!”
    Macca “whats up with your birds arse?”

  2. I couldn’t be arsed to read the post. The heading was enough. He is a cunt, always looks smug and like he’s got a bad smell under his nose.

  4. Fuck Macca, to a lesser extent John.
    George is where it’s at-a tight as arseholes scouser, a cocksman of B&W Cunt ‘s level (though still lagging behind me).
    If George was alive, he would no all this thread cunting Macca👍😄

    • Probably better he’s dead tbh, than lose his marbles and go full wackoloon in old age.

      These old fucks need to take some humble pie and realize they’re no longer on the ball.

  5. No matter how much he desperately wants to out cool John Lennon it just doesn’t wash.
    And John was wittier and funnier too.
    Why not just fuck off back to the Mull of Kintyre you worthy cunt.

    • ‘Blackbird’ was the last really decent song he wrote. Wings was the biggest load of gash imaginable; ‘Band On The Run’ the most overrated album ever.
      ‘Mull of Kintyre’, ‘Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsay’, ‘Ebony and Ivory’, ‘Wonderful Christmas Time’…

    • How Do You Sleep must pinch Paul McCuntley every day, the old turd. They all called him Beatlehead by the end of the 60s as he was only interested in making money hence simplistic, Catholic, trite anthems like Let It Be.

      Regarding the nomination, he’s got form by singing “Give Oireland back to de Oirish” the cunt. He’s now a professional scouser who lives on a farm in Kent so not only one of the original virtue-signallers but a farmer cunt too. Horrible.

      • Fair point Johnny. He’s not slaughtering animals like a Livestock Farmer cunt. Those vermin are on the same level as píkeys and Pakís. He’s also probably not a tractor cunt unless he’s carting unsold albums back home at 5 m/p/h.

        Probably has piss-stained trousers though.

  6. Macca seems to think the sun shines out of his gaping arsehole, even though he’s a miserable embittered whining old cunt with a shite syrup!

    I never was much of a fan of the Beatles back in the day, although some of their films were mildly amusing. But as for the Macca Vs Lennon war-of-words: I really could give 2 shits tbh. Although I will say that when the Miserable One does finally kick the bucket he still won’t be happy knowing that everyone hates him, and won’t be remembered in quite the same revered way as Lennon.

    • Your not wrong Capt.
      Lennon was a nasty bastard at times-treated his women like shite, then wrote songs like “Woman is the ni.gger of the world”.
      Macro-biotic food selling, oldest son ignoring, people’s poet, cunt😄

    • I was about to say the same thing. He’d be insufferable, especially if he was still with that Yoko Oh no.

    • Pussywhipped fuck.

      Mark Chapman did Lennon and his legacy a massive favour. Not to mention sparing the rest of us 40 years of sanctimonious hypocritical bullshit.

  8. I hate the Beatles and McCartney is an uber-cunt. Anyway, the Beatles ripped-off da black man’s music didn’t they?

    • Masterpieces like ‘obla de obla da ‘ and ‘octopus garden’ to novelty pieces like ‘a day in the life’
      ‘Something’ think they had a few more,
      I quite liked them,
      They chose to be scousers but lets forgive an forget.
      Try as they might theyll never reach the dizzy heights of Freddy garretty.

      • Norman@
        Theres a great image of Violet stood arms folded on a metal fire escape with the city and smoking chimneys stretched out behind her.
        Love that image.
        If id been in a band id use it as a album cover.

      • Freddie? Nah. I was always more of a Brian Poole and the Tremeloes sort of a bloke myself Miserable…

      • Wasn’t it the reinforced concrete balcony of a 1960s high-rise tower block and not a metal fire escape, Les?

        I don’t remember her folded arms but I do remember a similar photograph. I thought it’s “message” arose from the clever juxtaposition of the Satanic Mills of old Manchester/Salford with the 60s Brave New World of CIS Tower (Manchester) and Highland House (Salford).

        It’s long ago now, but I recall thinking the photo had value chiefly because it challenged the viewer about precisely which world the woman on the balcony herself might live in.

        My interpretation was that the actress herself, Violet Carson, of course inhabited the hyper-modern and (and excitingly new) Brave New World of television… whereas the character she portrayed, Ena Sharples, was very doggedly rooted in the smoky, grimy dreary Old World of that Lowryeseque backdrop.

        Probably a different image altogether, but it does sound familiar.

      • I have seen the picture of Violet and it’s a great one. The Smiths sleeve that never was.

        Apparently Violet Carson was polite and well spoken, a polar opposite to Ena. Whereas Margot Bryant was in real life more outspoken and abrasive. The exact opposite of her character, Minnie Caldwell. Both were great in the series. the scene where the psychotic Joe Donelli is (temporarily) calmed by Minnie is still one of the Street’s defining moments. Full episode here.

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiLZB_w8hgE

    • Massive Beatles fan here (I least that’s what I thought she said-difficult to speak with her mouth stuffed full)😉

  10. I’m too young to know anything about the so called Fab 4 👎👎
    Get a life it was over 60 years ago McCartney is a tight fisted horrible cunt of gold medal proportions Who fucking cares about the Beatles it’s has been Grandad music 👎👎👎👎

    • @GW Bamboo

      In the immortal words of Curly Howard; “Hey! I resemble that remark.”

      Tell us o’child of the me generation, what contemporary “artists” do you enjoy? Wait. Don’t tell me. Let me guess:

      Justin Beiber…Taylor Swift…Katy Perry…no…I’m on the wrong track. No self respecting cunter would ever listen to those lame assed cunts.

      Let’s try again:

      Beyonce! Lil’ John! Lady Gaga!

      Please clue us in. Now’s you chance to educate us old codgers and be the Simon Reynolds of ISAC.

      “I can hardly wait!” (also attributable to Curly Howard.)

      😛 📀

  12. If I ever have to listen to or watch the anecdote about how he wrote ‘yesterday’ after eating some scrambled eggs, I’ll beat the cunt to death with his ex wifes prosthetic leg.

    The white album is I will admit very good but the Beatles are vastly overrated.

    Led zep and the kinks and the stones were better from that era.

    • Ah, the Kinks! Wonderful band with plenty of feisty buggers within. Christ only knows how Ray Davies managed to keep them on track.

      • Not really my era, was born in 74 so the stuff I liked was depeche, joy division, new order, the cult etc. And when I got a bit older things like NIN, system of a down, faith no more, nick cave, nirvana, Mark lanegan etc.

        Plus lots of house/techno from my clubbing days. And associated comedown music (primal scream, massive attack etc)

        Theres always been good music, you just have to pick and choose from the swathes of dross.

  14. Don’t get me started on this shit weasel. PETA arse licker, veggie shit peddling, talantless arsehole that he is.
    The only good thing he wrote was Mull of Kintyre used to play it at 33 1/3 to torture peacefuls in Guantanamo.

  15. There is something pathetic about pop stars when they are young and loopy, but seeing them age and become senile is terrible. He is a misery to himself and a burden to everyone else.

  16. Was, back in the day, a damned fine songwriter – Not any more.

    Speaking of The Damned, Captain Sensible penned a ditty about John Lennon, on their Grave Disorder album – “Would You Be So Hot If You Weren’t Dead ?”

    I’ll whack up a link if anyone’s bothered – as it’s a fucking great tune.

    • True story – My Mum recently told me that she (and my Dad) posted (and I mean, sent in the post) a CD of some of my original songs to Macca, some 15 years ago, because they hoped he might help me get some recognition as a songwriter.

      The McCunt’s “people” returned the package, stating that Mr McArsehole doesn’t listen to any unsolicited material, due to the possibility of copyright infringement lawsuits against him, should his highness release a song which sounds similar…

      You’re spot on, Norm – Macca’s a CUNT

  17. It pains me to admit that Norman is dead bang, right on correct with this cunting. BUT…I must take issue with something he left out. The most cringe worthy moment in the history of live performances.

    Caution; Watching this video may induce an uncontrollable urge to vomit:

    https://youtu.be/PmvdgpqS8nc

    The reason it pains me to admit this cunting is so righteous is because I love the music of the Beatles and am old enough to remember the “British Invasion” of America. There was a lot of great music then. A few of my favorite bands (not necessarily in order) are:

    1. The Rolling Stones. From 1967 to 1974 they really were the world’s greatest rock and roll band.

    2. The Moody Blues. Transcended greatness

    3. The Zombies. Criminally underrated

    4. Badfinger. Tragic early ending to a most promising band.

    5. Led Zeppelin. Especially, their early music.

    6. The Kinks, The Yardbirds, The Small Faces…I could go but you get the point.

    A word about Donovan; this dude must of had something. Did you ever see the chicks he had?

    • Evening General.

      For some reason I had you pegged as a big 13th Floor Elevators fan.

      • Evening Ruff,

        Thanks for the tip I don’t know them but will check them out.

        I’m into all kinds of music…from Bach to the Beatles…from Shostakovich to Devo. If it’s good…it’s good.

        A couple of my current fav’s include from Canada (of all places) The Dead South and from Music City USA (Nashville, TN) The Eskimo Brothers.

  18. A mate of mine reckons Lennon was average at music and McCartney was the talented one. When I said the words he wrote were rubbish he insisted that words are not music. No matter, I still think McCartney is a cunt just for the Frog Chorus and for hanging around with young boys obsessive Michael Jackson.

  19. McCartney dead yet?
    No? Why the fck not – I don’t pay Albanian hit men for nowt!
    Fkin lazy Albanians.

  21. What a cunt, any white man who supports BLM is a cunt, may as well stick a shotgun in his mouth.

    The Beatles, can’t comment, my lips are sealed.

    Cunt!

    • ‘Can you see them?
      Talking bout us,
      telling lies. Aint that a surprise?
      Our lips are sealed…”

      Remember that? Funboy 3.
      Remember that poster on here called Funboy?
      Bertie ragged him mercilessly.
      I miss Bertie😞

  22. Originally he could turn out a useful melody on a good day, but the faux-sincerity never washed with me. When he went on his Mull of Kintyre Jock cultural appropriation kick I stopped making excuses for him. The mark of a cunt writer of “Scottish” music is to come up with a tune that cannot be played on the pipes (a crucial note being missing from the Phrygian pentatonic scale the thing was designed for) , but inevitably and repetitively is. MoK is one such, (and see also, “Flower of Scotland”, another fucking phoney.)

    • Many people have stated that the ‘nice guy’ persona is an act and that he can be a cunt. Ex-employees (Alistair Taylor, Tony Bramwell, Geoff Baker) have said this and also musicians (Ringo Starr said that Macca was ‘pleasantly insincere’ and numerous ex-Wings members have also gone on record). George Harrison’s resentment towards McCartney was so great that he openly rejected the idea that he could ever be in a band with McCartney again after the Beatles split up. Apparently – according to eyewitness accounts from Apple and EMI studios staff – Macca often treated George like a hired hand and bossed him about over his guitar playing. Around the time of Let It Be Lennon and Harrison both thought that the Beatles were becoming a Paul led dictatorship. Not unlike what Roger Waters did to Pink Floyd. Both John and George publicly said they hated the 1969 Let It Be film and sessions. But of course Peter Jackson’s Disneyland confection will say that none of this ever happened and everything was great. More Macca spiel par excellence. Cunt.

      • Tbf when you are talking about 4 scousers, I am not going to listen to any argument that says 1 of them is a cunt. 3 would be a highly debatable minimum.

  23. Any cunt who does a thumbs up on most pictures he’s in, is a full weight cunt in my book.

  24. Mccuntny has been a a cunt for a age his voice is fucked and had been a while.

    And Stella (better beer than fashion designer) and you have cunts he was married to.

    ‘Someone’s knockin’ at the door
    Somebody’s ringin’ the bell
    Do me a favor
    Open the door and tell McCartney the Scouse thieving cunt to fuck off.

  25. Anyone who is in a photo with Kanye West who isn’t holding him up by his legs like some hunting trophy is a cunt.

    • This cunt won’t sod off back to Liverpool as he couldn’t wait to get away from the 3rd world once he hit the big time. I read recently that the Cavern Club was close to going bust. You’d think someone who had used the place as a platform to stardom with really deep pockets would chip in. As far as I know…. not a bean. CUNT.

  27. Never liked him, it’s that horrible sneering voice. Didnt like is singing either when he was younger, but now… shut the fuck up, cunt.

  28. The cunt’s brain turned to lime jelly when he left the Beatles.

    The soppy arsehole employed Linda in his band Wings – on handclaps, the Minimoog synth and wailing like a failing wheel bearing.

    Tone deaf, wobbly-headed, Scouser bellend.

  30. I once was engaged to a girl with a wooden leg , but I had to break it off.

    Boom Boom 😬

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