Low-level, Low-IQ Trolls

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I would like to cunt low-level, low-IQ trolls. They seem to have infested this site in the last 24 hours (or maybe) for whatever reason but they are starting to get on my tit.

I wouldn’t mind it if they had some smarts or originality about them but they fucking don’t!!

They just seem to be basement-dwelling, democrat-voting lefties from the US who know fuck all about anywhere else (which is pretty much most Yanks) but seem to come on here in order to stir shit up but in the most blatant way.

If they came on and slated Avi Yemini or Tommy Robinson I would understand but they don’t even seem to have even the mental capacity to do that.

Nominated by: Two In The Stink 

…and seconded by Dark key cunt 

IsAC trolls.

You can fuck off. IsAC seems to have many more contributors now and that’s great but while you may be a cunt, don’t be a cunt here. Others have mentioned this and so must I. However, I wish to list a few contributors who are legends on these pages.

Lord Fiddler
MNC
B&WC
Jack the Cunter
Techno,
Dio
Imitiation Yank
Moggie63 (local lad)
That person who has the woman with mud on her face
The person who has the thonged woman’s arse
Bertie Blunt Tory Cunt
Kiwicunt
RTC
Apologies to those I have missed but I’m cunted so fuck off.

We are all cunts!

 

(Remember : don’t feed them! – DA)

80 thoughts on “Low-level, Low-IQ Trolls”

  3. I thought we only had the one? And his biggest misdemeanor was to be boring, until his little meltdowns.
    Dickie Doubleday, now there’s a troll!

      • Good nom Dark key cunt!👍
        Dont mind CS hes alright, and when the trolls do come on its entertaining!
        Remember when I asked admin to allow them in?😁
        I like it when they kick off and get their arses handed them!
        Agree Re-‘legends’ hit the nail on the head there(😁) but who the fuck is kiwicunt?..

      • Kiwi cunt wasnt a troll. He had an understandable aversion to bearded Northerners. From Stockport.
        And who can blame him?
        The cunt.

      • Who is KiwiCunt?

        That’d be the the guy who upset your delicate sensibility a while back, something you still seem to be struggling with. For someone who keeps asserting they are a big, strapping man, who’d have thunk a cunt calling you a cunt would have left such a lasting impression?

        PS….Thanks for the flowers 🙂 💐

      • Your welcome!
        Im a big strapping man but hate to see another man cry.
        Im just too nice.😁

      • Lol, that you are Miserable. My post was intended as sarcasm btw, but it never works that well in the written form. 🤔🤨

      • Don’t get me stared about kiwis!!!!
        I think I’ll be nice today and give em a break.
        Only one day mind then the fucking JARKS get both barrels hehe.

      • Ooo, shiver! Get stuck in mate, I couldn’t give 2 fucks about your opinion of me or my country in general. Its your opinion and you’re welcome to voice it. And are you ever going to elaborate on what the acronym JARK means?

  4. Not seen any American trolls and only really noticed the one that Gutstick mentions. That one must be one of the most intelligent trolls on the net and for that reason, I can’t understand why he wastes his time pumping out puerile nonsense.

    • Hello Bertie!
      In good health I hope?
      You watching the new “fishing with Whitehouse and Mortimer’?

      • Hi, Miserable. Feelin a bit miserable at the moment! ( no pun intended!)
        Just started a course of antibiotics for an infection which I think’s going to give me the shits. Still, as a boomer, it’s just one of those things you expect at my time of life.
        Bob and Paul are as good as ever!
        😀

      • Sorry to hear that.
        Get well soon.👍
        Console yourself in the fact that whatever the illness as a boomer you can beat it!
        Kill a millennial within the hour.😁😁

      • Thanks IY. I’m less inclined to contribute at the moment but stop following what’s happening on the site at your peril!
        😅

  7. I think we can all mildly disagree with each other but no trolling please.

    If I heartily disapprove of a nom I simply don’t join in out of respect to this forum.

    That’s my view anyway.

    • You don’t Internet good, mate. If you disagree with someone standing by and quietly going about your business in a civilized manner is hardly appropriate. No. What you need to do is round up a Twitter mob and destroy that person’s reputation and livelihood. This is 2020. This is how things work nowadays.

      • Worked in Brumingham for 20 years, live in Coventry. It’s impossible not to pick things up. The good and the bad.. Haha.

  8. Is the pretentious, unintelligible utter prat who RTC calls CS a troll or merely a halfwit?

    • Ironically, Cuntstable, CS is actually mentioned in the nom as:

      “The person who has the thonged woman’s arse”

      But he’s not a troll.

      • Admins banned him Ruff.
        Doubt thatll stop him in future though, has multiple names, IP addresses I think.
        He was on a promise today with his jamaican girlfriend, hope he gets some!!
        Feel sorry for him if he got banned and dumped in the same day!😊

    • Not a halfwit, far from it but he does rub people up the wrong way and uses a few names, but CS is the one, Caught Spedding.

  11. Trolls are fun but I’ve not seen a first rate Troll on here yet. A good troll makes a comment and sits back to watch the ensuing shit storm. Seen a few failed trolls who can’t but help arguing with the opposition to the original comment.

    Good trolling is the equivalent of dropping a silent but violent fart just as you exit a full lift (elevator for our US cousins). You don’t hang around for the result.

    • Sixdog, you remember that leftie irish picture framer that called us all monsters?
      😁😁
      I couldnt breathe for laughing!
      Admin released his details or something?
      He was like a irate Dougal McGuire!!

      • Water off a ducks back isn’t it MNC? This site is pretty much troll free. I did see an attack on Norman the other week that I thought was a little OTT. The point of ISAC is to let off steam at the multitudes of cunts in the world, if people come on here to massage their ego the jokes on them.

      • Didnt see that, Sixdog.
        Occasionally someone gets dead upset, but its just words on a page,
        You either agree or dont,
        You either get a joke or dont, if it offends you keep scrolling down to other posts.
        Not the site for the tearful type is it?!!

    • Many years ago we had a guy in our department who dropped the most evil silent farts, the first you knew was a chocking sensation flowed by a desire to vomit.

      Bastard.

      • It sounds the sort of thing Hilary Benn would do, judging by the look of him! Benn the phantom farter.

      • Had a foreman who used to drop them in the forestry truck. “d’ya smell petrol? He’d ask

        and before I’d think I was sniffing “sniff…nah…snif…nah…sniff ….Jeezuz you filthy cunt!”

  13. Well said Nominators…
    Everybody knows that I don’t cause any trouble whatsoever, a model cunter you may say.
    Used to fall aaaaht with a certain Gay every now and again but it seems he’s banned, of course I know naffink abaaaaaht it.😂
    I as have many of the long standing cunters (Norman, Odin’s Balls, Sir Limply Stoke, Dioclese Cuntstable Cuntbubble etc) have seen many a cunter come and go. A lot of newcomers throw themselves in the pit of cunting, some get a bit too excited at being able to cunt things online and neglect the Mrs, others are boring cunts, some are funny as fuck and some are cunts, and some fade in an aaaaht. What a lovely day eh?
    Go fuck yourselves. 😁

    • What happened to Tono (I think that was his name) he disappeared very quickly, MNC was worried that he may be upset by your usual welcome message to the site virgins.

      ‘Who the fuck are you’ 😂😂😂

      • That was quality from B&WC!
        Never really seen too much trollery on this site, but I am on twatter at the mo – there are tons on there and I aways hand their arse to them, at which point Laurence Fox and a few others pile in like sharks in a feeding frenzy, and off the trolls go 😁👍. “You’re a bot”! Is what they whine when they get owned, and it gives me great pleasure to publicly destroy them before I block them!
        Left wing liberal Americans? A triumph of hatred over facts, as America burns.

      • Wonder where Tono went?
        I liked him, seemed dead innocent didnt he?
        Always apologising to cunters when he hadnt done anything wrong!!😊
        Once a new cunter has stood up to a interrogation off Bertie is easier sailing, but if BWC had welcomed Tono with “who the fuck are you?”
        DCI Gene would of had to sedate Tono to stop him crying!!
        Although he DID use arson on that tennis club so we might of all got a surprise..!

      • Yes, he was quite a serious individual if a little too polite but he seemed quite keen so not sure why he stopped posting.

    • There have been three who’ve had a go at me on ISAC, either because they didn’t read what I’d written properly, or they didn’t have the sense to understand it, or because they were just arseholes. It’s annoying but I’ve learned not to react. All of them managed to talk themselves into getting kicked off the site.
      There are gormless wankers everywhere and it’s inevitable that some of them will find their way to ISAC, but Admn don’t take any crap and soon sort the cunts out.

    • Trolls are malicious little f*ckwits who like to wind people up and insult them baiting in the hope of annoying somebody.
      But they don’t like it back – I chew them up and spit them out on twatter!

  16. I always pictured Caught Spudding as Lawrence Logic (AKA Mr Logic) from Viz magazine. The overly-ostentatious prose and (probably) his only fevered, “sexual conjugation” being through some saggy-titted old Tom, to whom he “furnishes remuneration, to wit, one hundred and fifty pounds sterling”.

    I simply couldn’t be bothered to read what he wrote given the thrust of his ramblings were obscured by his literary embroidery. Or bollocks for short.

  19. I’m confused, not about anything particular, just generally. If someone drops me a hint I wouldn’t notice in a month of Sundays, so how do I tell if I’m a troll?

    • Do you enjoy causing mischief?
      Like to upset other posters if you think theyre pretentious?
      Enjoy winding up the stuffy and overly serious?
      …actually Fish Finger yes your a troll and so am I!
      😁😁😁

  20. Internet forums are life in microcosm.
    Obviously, like any club, the long standing senior members will be wary of a “loud” newbie.
    I suggest offering sexual favours to endear yourself.
    Ps: I don’t swallow.
    Cunts.

  21. The trolls and mischief makers are dealt with quite well by the admins. I’m grateful for that.

    ISAC mostly steers a steady course between sweary rants and echo chamber and all cunters should be commended for their contributions to that.

    Don’t know about you, but the wit, wisdom and one liners on here are second to none. I’ve lost count of the times I’ve cried with laughter at something a cunter has posted. Top notch entertainment.

  22. I haven’t noticed as I haven’t been here for a few days. Suspected American dems eh? Well they can fuck right orf!! Still frothing over the robbery of the rightful President seat Hillary?.

    Empire Cunts Back was a favourite of mine with regards to Dark Key’s mentions.

  23. FYI the guy whose avatar is a thong up a woman’s arse is a troll called caughtspedding. He’s a cunt who likes provoking fights on here.
    I see from the comments on the Conservatives post that Admin deleted his comments and told him to fuck off..

    Well done Admin!

  24. My daughter collects them, but when i took her to see the film she thought it was a load of cunt. The new World Tour one looks OK, maybe i’ll take her to that.

  25. Two in the Stink recently called me a lefty cunt after my comments and the he got called a turd afterwards by a few of you guys.
    I think Stink has not been on here since and was obviously a lefty troll in cunts clothing.

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