Katie “Ironside” Price (6)

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A cunting for Rollapig Katie Price again.

This attention seeking fuckmonkey is getting her boyfriend to push her around looking for paparazzi to take pictures of her in a wheel chair, wearing support boots for broken tib\fib fractures and snapped achilles heel tendon.

Now katie has chronic arthritis, i hasten to add this chronic condition didn’t stop attempts at the London marathon and SAS who dares wins not to mention all the running around trying to get her face in the papers.

My theory is that she has had some snatch reducing surgery, or boob job or face lift and is trying to drum up some interest, probably another book written by someone else, or i wonder why everyone thinks im a cunt tv series…

So sorry dumbass no one cares fuck off you muppet…..

Nominated by: Fuglyucker 

47 thoughts on “Katie “Ironside” Price (6)”

  2. Zero talent, looks fading fast, younger slags coming up behind but Katie still reigns as the Chav Queen of this once mighty nation. You have to admire the old tart.
    She’s made a nice few bob out of poor Harvey and now she has daughters, with ridiculous sleb names coming up to get their tits out for the lads. If I were Katie i’d be fixing them up with some young Jamals or Abduls with an eye on the multi cultural future.
    What a fucking country. 😭

    (Is someone frying some rank kippers for breakfast? Ah, my mistake, its Katie Price with her legs open again! – DA)

  3. This hag must have some standards left.
    She isn’t doing porn.
    Yet.
    People look and read about her for entertainment?
    Fuck Off.

    • Apart from her page 3 ‘career’ there is also a video of her doing what she does best. Shagging some footballer.

      It is the pornographic equivalent of watching paint dry, just far less erotic.

    • I find her amusing lets put it that way /hers told quite some people to fuck off over the years thats for sure

  4. The Sun (of course) and one or two others seem to think she is headline news all the time. I couldn’t give a shit personally, but have noticed her boat is looking a bit like the hull of the Titanic lately -. A result of all those tweaks and Botox no doubt.Within three years I reckon she’ll be un-photographable because she’ll crack lenses.

  6. Well I don’t know what that pink spacca-chariot’s top speed actually is,but I hope,for Katie’s sake,that it’s a bit more than Harvey’s top speed.

    • Morning Mr F.
      As you might imagine, I’m hardly a prude, but even more than her disgracefully opportunistic, money-grubbing nature, Price’s utter lack of morality disgusts me.
      It’s probably a good thing that Harvey can’t see or understand what a worthless waste of blood and organs his mother is, but social services ought to investigate her “care” of the other 4 unfortunate kids that have come sliding easily out of her well-worn wizard’s sleeve.
      Who would you rather have doing a sexy dance for you out of Katie Price or Kerry Katona?

      • Blondes aren’t my type at the best of times,Mr.Cunt-Engine…sly,grabby tarts,in the main…but I wouldn’t say no to a tit-wank off Katona.

      • I doubt either of those sad whores is really blonde…collars and cuffs, etc.
        Never let curiosity urge you to visit pornhub and search for Kerry Katona…her tits would make you as limp as an empty sock.

  7. I think she was a warning to history. The original z-list celebrity that we can’t seem to get away from these days and kids now aspire to. They want an easy life, no real work and just sit around all day playing games online, taking state handouts and bitching about shit that happened 200 years ago. The last days of Rome spring to mind.

    (She is Britain’s answer to the Kardashians. Although at least those bints are supposedly retiring soon, shame KP can’t take the same hint – DA)

  8. Ben-whore.
    Brian Potter
    Davros
    Sandy in crossroads.
    Being in wheelchair shouldn’t keep you out of the spotlight!

    Flying round Mucky Mansion at top speed, a roaring Harvey bellows out “i want my dinner you cunt!”
    As Katie flys by!
    The girls not gonna let this stop her.

  9. I heard that she went abroad to have her fanny teeth veneers replaced. Her feet are plastered as ballast to prevent her opening her legs, so the veneers can settle.

    A truly repulsive creature.

    • Yeah she went to Turkey to get her gnashers done again, and put out a fucking video of the procedure no less; a fucking horror show seeing her without the piano keys in. Her natural teeth have been filed down like shark teeth.

    • I believe they use it for stretching over football pitches just in case it rains the day before the game, also it doubles in keep all the ball kicking retards focused, like the dog on heat thing, dog training and socker player training surprisingly similar, except Cole of course….. who missread the flyer, he thought it said dogging…..still cant be worse than rooting Katie….

  11. This cunt rears it’s dubiously arranged synthetic mug again. She’s one broken down old bike at this point. I think every Z-list celebrity has had a ride even before the wheels popped off and the seat offered a free bout of gonorrhea. Even her Donkey Kong mutant of a son has blindly fumbled his way in probably.

    After all her hard work of shagging every nobody in the country, it’s time poor old Katie got her retirement of the Jade Goody variety. If some crafty gentleman could spanner up her vehicle in the nomination image up there so it reaches highly dangerous speeds and sends her careening off like a crash dummy to her permanent retirement, that would be grand. I have an enclosure to put the lad in, he’ll still think he’s at home with the conditions they allegedly live in.

  12. Why isn’t she dead?Please die you ugly trout.And let Harvey eat the rest of her kids.Repulsive creature

  13. Katie can always make money from her frequent trips abroad. She just comes back with a lorry load of illegal immos hidden up her fanny. Drops them off in the Heathrow car park……ker-ching!

  14. Talking of Ironside…. Raymond Burr (a gay) had a custom built wheelchair with a built in 8″ electric dildo, which is why he always looked so smug at the end of every episode of Ironside. Not a lot of people know that…

    • Indeed, RTC.
      He was also a regular at the Milbrook testing track, running his spaz chariot repeatedly across the cobblestones.

  15. what does it say about a media that consistently tries to raise this old dog’s profile? katie price the original slapper – fuck off

    • Who buys her shitty products? Who avidly reads about her?
      I dont know anyone bet none on here do.
      Her PR team, publicist , whatever, is fuckin mustard, credit where due.
      Theyve earnt her loads of money and shes basically a promiscuous mong.

      • What instrument are you proficient on?
        Katie is obviously prodigious on the pink oboe, B&W Cunt has years of tongue excercising so is a shoe-in for the brass section, Vernon has the anger to perform 20 minute drum solos, Sir Fidler would strut around the keyboards in a Rik Wakeman-esque cape.
        RTC on bass guitar, dark glasses and brooding-keep him and Sir Fidler apart so the band doesn’t split for “musical” difference’s.
        I offer my services on guitar-on the condition that I don’t have to share a room with Katie in tour☹️

      • I wonder if old Katie the spunk trumpet, could sell guess the celeb by sniffing a new smells like my hot pocket candles like that other crazy slut Gwynith Paltrow) exept Katie could knock out a new scent twice a week….after all her rave cave see,s more traffic than Piccadilly circus….

  16. Katie Price, the cut price plastic inflatable ho, demonstrates her new business idea.

    Slippers on wheels, they’ll arrive at your house, drink your alcohol and cause a scene outside your house. Brining the council estate experience to your door.

    What mildly depresses me is no she exists but that there are enough people out there interested in the skank to continue to keep her in the public eye and finance her lottery winner lifestyle.

  18. Thought she was going to be the new Beckhams when she hooked up with talent free bubble Peter Andre, but even that knucklehead had the crumb of sense to leave it, though not before he’d filled her up a couple of times. Edged out of the Z list carriage by younger, more vacuous tramps from reality tv, she is now lucky to get fucked as a dare by pissed up roofers and Sunday league football chavs.
    Tabloids, and their shit thick readership have a lot to answer for.

  19. She’s the high priestess of oxygen thieves everywhere. You meet her acolytes in Asda or Iceland with overflowing from their electric chariots or wielding their benefits sticks. Armed with their blue badges, they drive better cars than us and only have to waddle a few yards from disabled bay to the emporium of fags, booze, mcnuggets and scratch cards. We are their slaves, working each day to ensure HM Treasury can give them their birthright. So exhausting is their lifestyles, that they must take regular foreign holidays regardless of risk. Never mind, never mind, because if obliged to “quarantine” HM Treasury will see you right. After all, we have the finest economist from whom to seek advice and save the day – Marcus Rashford. Praise be to Katie Price.

  20. Hello you cunt.

    Her legs have been spread so wide for so long that her legs finally snapped.

    Or maybe Harvey stood on her feet?

  22. Looks like someone who has has reconstruction surgery post dooshkahn acid attack.

    (Note to MNC-form a boy band called acid attack👍)

    With so much plastic on board, she should stay away from all naked flames-she goes up it could make Grenfell* look like the local village bonfire.

    *David Lammy knows someone who has shagged Katie.
    Probably😂

  26. Katie Price had a forty million quid fortune, wasted every penny and now bankrupt – just for that she deserves a cunting!
    I would use that money to take over the World.

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