Harry Maguire

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Harry Maguire is a cunt.

Apart from his (lack of) footballing ability, this cunt has got himself nicked for brawling while on holiday in Greece. The social media mongs that masquerade as ‘fans can slag off Greeks all they want, but the Captain of Manchester United shouldn’t ever be putting himself in that sort of situation. Said spazzes carping on that Maguire is ‘innocent’ (when he isn’t) don’t help either. And Maguire’s family and ‘entourage’ seem to be a bunch of knobhead retards and all.

Once there were Captains like Charlton, Buchan, Robson and even Gary Nev and Willie Morgan. Now it’s another brain dead meat headed cunt who is a big an embarrassment off the pitch as he is on it.

Nominated by Norman

I’ve long maintained that Rashford should be United’s captain. No matter what one thinks of his political activities earlier in the year he’s a lifelong fan and seems to carry himself like a leader – admin. 

88 thoughts on “Harry Maguire”

    • According to his bullshit statement to the ‘meeja’ he was “terrified & feared for his life while in Greek police custody”….

      …what a Massive Fucking Wanker !

      Role model for young kids ? If I was a teenager again, I’d be smearing my shitty arse over his poster (not that I ever had a poster of a Cunty footballer on my wall – Lambourghinis & Sexy Girls in the mid 80’s, thank you very much).

  2. Have no time for cunts like him, or Premier League players in general.

    They all live on a different planet, earning millions both on and off the pitch, dodging tax wherever they can; pretending they have a “bond” with the fans; bigging it up like A-list supercunt celebs; suck up to whatever their paymasters demand (in this case Sky Sports and bending the fucking knee every game); and just being up their own arseholes just because they kick a ball around for 90 minutes (or 96 minutes Fergie-Time)

    This twat is no different to other high-profile footballers who have fucked off abroad, got in trouble and then come back with either a sob-story or in complete denial purely because of who they are!

    If Cloughie or Big Fat Ron were still alive they’d have this cunt’s head on a spike and his shrivelled balls roasting on a bonfire.

      • Blimey, you’re right, Ron! I thought he’d kicked the bucket years ago, and yet according to WIki he’s still doing the rounds at 81

      • It’ll take more than blue mink bat flu to topple Big Ron. Always loved him as United manager. Those first dozen games of the 85-86 season are still some of the finest football I ever witnessed.

      • “Marcel Desailly”? What a big lazy bl*ck bastard”.
        Quality quote from Big Ron!
        And factually correct, as Desailly is all of the above.

      • What he actually said was :
        “Fuckin’lazy ni.gger”. And he nailed it.
        I’m with Norman-big Ron and his sheepskin coat-proper old school manager👍👍👍

      • I’m going to have to correct the correction, the full quote was “he is what is known in some schools as a fucking lazy thick nigger. That’s fucking disgusting”

        His other great quote was “I don’t get all the fuss about this Totti, he looks like a twat to me….are there any sandwiches left I’m starving”

  3. Never heard of him. I like real sports, womens volleyball and championship beer drinking.

    • I love netball as well. Big, healthy girls in gymslips working up a sweat… What’s not to like?

      • When I was an office boy, I used to watch the office girls playing in Lincoln’s Inne Fields of a lunchtime while I was having my sarnies. Purely for the sporting angle you know….

      • I was just going to mention the self same thing your Lordship.
        Use to wander around to LIF with my lunch and watch the “sport”
        Happy days!

      • Talking of big healthy girls, lessie boxer Nicola somebody or other is mincing away on this years Strictly Come Prancing, along with an ageing shagged out comedian, Bill Bailey and reality pansy Jamie Laing. My wife is looking forward to it, daft old cow.

      • Thanks MNC – I had forgotten the surname. My wife seems to think everyone she likes on TV is a personal friend so it’s first names only. It’s worse with her serials – sometimes it is the character name and sometimes the actor laddies name.

      • She will have a female partner, incidentally. Not that that need lessen the respect one feels for someone who throws a mean punch.

      • I read that she is going to “lead” – a good job her partner isn’t Bulldyke Phillips – that would set the fur flying among the sequins!

  4. Never heard of the cunt, as I only watch gentlemanly sports like cricket and rugby, but I could obviously tell he wasn’t a member of MENSA!

  5. To be a halfwit these days, it’s compulsory to be named “Harry.” . . . . .
    Maguire, Hewitt, Redknapp and Potter all spring to mind but the list is endless.

      • Thanks Ron. I’ve been posting under my alternate nom de plume – “The purple headed phallus.”
        😀

      • Bertie@

        And just where the bleeding hell have you been?
        LL was worried sick about you!!
        He had to cancel backpacking in Patagonia to go looking for you!

        Ps
        Nice to see you back,
        Sites not the same without you!👍

      • Afternoon Miserable. I had a good chuckle at your comments as to my whereabouts.
        😅

      • Wasnt weeping!!
        Had something in my eye.
        A allergy or hayfever or something…😛
        We have to look out for him now hes no spring chicken!
        He gets mistaken for Major Tom!!😁

      • Just heard from him the other day Vern. Says it’s getting a bit cold around Mis’s neck of the woods and he’s looking to return home. The problem is that he’s got a young parakeet up the duff and she’s due to drop an egg any day now.
        😀

    • Yeah, Rashford is too busy being an ambassador for hard-up kids, insisting the government (read, the Taxpayer) off more hand-outs etc.

      The irony of this is probably way over the bar for this millionaire tax-dodging (allegedly) footballer!

      • Marcus Rashford, a great spender of minimum wage earners tax money. Keep your oversized nose out of politics you virtue signalling cunt.

      • Rashford bigs up the Black Panthers when he probably knows fuck all about them and the atrocities they got up to. That ‘closed fist’ salute alone honours their ‘legacy’ and all they stood for and against.

        Also, the fact that he is useless in front of goal doesn’t help either. He misses more chances than Andy ‘miserable cunt’ Cole did. Yet because he is a ‘local lad’ a lot of fans go easy on him. I also recall two other local boys, names of Andy Ritchie and Mark Robins. Both scored goals for fun and were far more predatory in front of goal. Yet both were sold and Rashford gets chance after chance. Cole is (by some) now eulogised as part of the 1999 treble winning squad. But it took him at least three and a half years to ‘come good’. Rashford has had more time than that and he still hasn’t yet.

        Whatever happened to Pancho and Jimmy?

      • Is Cole the one that sired that mong Harvey Price – or was it t’other one? They all look the same to me.

  7. I read somewhere that he ran up a £64,000 bar bill. How is that possible? I got shitfaced last night on £30 and I had a packet of nuts and bought the landlord a pint.

    • What? Outrageous generosity! I will send you the Bible of Yorkshire – it’s entitled “Ow much”?
      A very reasonable fiver! 🤣

    • Buying cunt drinks to show off to the gold digging tarts who hang around these players like flies around shit.

      Cunt drinks?

      “Waiter, 4 large bottles of Cristal please? Yes, the ones that are £5,000 each. Yes, I’ll say it louder. That’s £5,000 each everybody! I said 5 grand each!!”

    • £64k will buy you a dozen rounds and bottles of crystal, and a 1kg bag of Columbias finest flour.

      What establishment even holds £64k in alcohol ffs. So obvious.

      • I think one bottle of something cost 18 grand. It’s fucking obscene. No wonder people are losing interest in football with cunts like this rubbing our noses in it.

  8. This cunt doesn’t deserve any of my time purely because he is not just a cunt but a a certified cunt of the highest order.

    • To be a professional sportsman/athlete is a privilege, as a footballer a highly paid one.
      You should be a ambassador for your country not act the knob head and caused pissed up mayhem.
      Hes spoilt, thinks he can do whatever he wants and if anyone says NO
      Just throw money at the problem.
      Hes a disgrace and one day will come unstuck,
      Id of been in that fight id of gouged the cunts eyes out.
      Need a ball with bells inside it to ever play football again.

      • Manchester United bought this extremely average defender for a fortune.
        Liverpool bought Virgil Van Dyjk. (Ask B&WC how superb he is, as a footballer and all round decent guy).
        Say no more – Maguire should stick to robbing graves with his Cousins Burke and Hare and leave drinking to grown ups.
        Expect all charges dropped after the intervention of Manchester United’s finest lawyers – money talks.
        You hold him MNC – I’ll work the body! 😁👍

  9. Overpaid cunts the lot of them.
    My lot signed one of these so called South American flair players on ridiculous wages.
    Fucking useless, a complete waste of money and described as the worst Brazilian since Stevie Wonder shaved his wife’s fanny….

  10. Used to see him when he played for Sheffield United, constantly in the Bookies. Was losing thousands apparently. £64k on a bar bill and a gambling problem. Another thick as shit footballer with too much time and money on his hands.

    • Contrast him to the professionalism shown by someone like Conor Coady. I know who I’d rather have.

  11. Before I read the nomination, I had no idea who this person is I saw the title and thought it was about that Tom Cruise film where he is shouting, “Show me the money!”

  12. Never heard of the cunt. I get an amazing education on this site.

    He’s just another nancyboy footballer, more worried about endorsing shaving and hair product I suspect, post a enjoyable bit of the ‘gayness’ with his team mates in the showers.

    Chair, power supply and don’t switch off until burning smell and smoke is seen.

    That’ll learn the cunt.

  13. Likes to come across as an average working class humble lad made good. Then spends £35000 on two bottles of champers.
    So, just another flash twat then.

  14. He said he thought he was being kidnapped and that’s why he kicked off.

    Hahahaha!

    What a load of bollocks. I wonder if he just had one too many and was acting all Billy Big Bollocks in front of his ‘mates’ (hangers on)?

    Tried to bribe the local cops too by throwing his cash about like a proper bellend.

    I’d expect nothing less of these pampered premier League cunts. Not used to hearing the word ‘No’. Just chuck a few quid at your misdemeanors eh?

    Lock the twat up and throw away the key.

    • Typical Max Cliffordesque PR lies and pure bullshit made up to make this thicko look good and innocent. He is a low IQ turd and just another yob with more money than sense. Stevie G/Me, John Terry, Rio Ferdicunt, Wayne ‘Grannyfucker wig wearer’ Rooney and now Harry Maguire.

      I miss all the old characters. Tony Currie, Stan Bowles, Rodney Marsh, Charlie George, Denis ‘The King’ Law, Robin Friday, Frank Worthington, and – of course – Bestie.

  15. Off topic, but football connections.

    I herd on the wireless earlier that The Grand Duke of Cuntishness, Gary Linekar has proclaimed he’s gonna house an ‘immigrant’. The lefty woke twitterati are creaming themselves over this announcement of utter virtue.

    Remember Gary, an immigrant is for life not just for Christmas.

    • He won’t be saying that when some soapdodging gimmigrant type has his wife in his own house.

      I also hope Saint Gary gets a machete wielding one too. Two birds, one stone.

      • We can but dream Norman….

        Pope Fancis could then officially start the process of sainthood for the virtuous big eared one.

    • Only counts if he takes a random one of the next dingy

      His ‘immigrant’ will be carefully vetted, you can count on it. Will probably be a woman or an 8 year-old girl.

      • I wonder what Linekunt will do when his ‘guest’ shits in his shower or wipes their arse on his curtains?

    • It’ll be the ultimate status symbol for that horrible smug virtue-signalling bellend.
      Coming up fast as 2020’s ‘Cunt of the Year’ I’d venture.

  16. Man United are Cunts
    Harry MagCunt, it was those horrid Greek police, boo hoo, what a pussy, who gives a shit, it’s not the first time Brits have got on the wrong side of foreign police, if he had been so concerned why didn’t the cunt turn up at the trial.
    Marcus Rashford, raking in millions and he wants ME (my taxes) to feed some other cunts kids…. FUCK OFF (Big Nose Twat)

    Just on the news, the stupid London Marathon at St James Park…. what’s the fucking point!

    The country is indeed fucked and stupid!

  17. I have no idea whether or not he’s a good player but I do know that Leicester City were more than happy at the money ManU paid for him.

    • No Moggie – he is average at best.
      United got skanked because they needed defenders who were not blind or dead.
      Should have spent a bit extra and got Virgil Van Dijk – best defender in the World.

    • He’s good but definitely not 80mil good. Leicester look like they’ve pulled a similar trick with Chilwell too – especially as they have Luke Thomas coming through the youth system.

  18. A shame Harry wasn’t arrested in Russia. He’d be in a Siberian gulag with a psychotic Armenian up his arse.

  19. He basically looks like the guy behind every Asda meat counter. If he lost a foot that’s where he’d end up.

    Fucking chav cunt.

  22. Cunt looks like Oddbod Jr from Carry On Screaming, in the picture above.

    Need to change his overall colour from orange to turquoise.

    • Excellent observation PM – he does indeed!
      And I could picture him and the equally ugly Gary Neville robbing graves together!

  23. Fucking cunt is useless anyway, he makes Tony Adams seem like Lionel Messi. Any other person in a normal profession this would mean instant dismissal but not for this entitled boneheaded ugly prick.

  24. The BBC’s sycophantic ‘interview’ with him was complete drivel as well – basically him telling a story which sounds too far fetched to be believed and them lapping it up without question. For all we know he might well be innocent because the police over there do have a less than stellar reputation, but ffs don’t just take his word for it.

  26. Harry is a fine young man and already a national treasure.

    Yes Harry, I’ll take cash, mums the word!

  27. To be fair-he was bloody brilliant in Young Frankenstein-
    “Puddin-on-dah-ritzzz”, comedy gold, gets me every time😀

  30. A real sport to watch live is women’s beach volleyball.

    I went to the Olympic 2012 event and remember the fair young ladies, clad in tight fitting …..

    Oh no, I have done it again. Does anyone have any tissues to hand ??…

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