A Hi Honey, I’m home! , with full Hollywood choir cunting for this daft looking tart, who appears to suffer from adenoids, judging by her mouth and general expression, wife of ageing Hollywood actor George Clooney (whose aunt was Rosemary Clooney who sang about shrimp boats in the 1950s).
The silly bitch is a human rights lawyer, who has obviously been asleep for the past fortnight, (unless she has had to wait for George to get it up to bugger her all week) since only today she has resigned from her terribly important job for the British government(???) because she is mortified about us possibly breaking international law if the EU fuck about with us again, which they have been doing unceasingly for the past 47 years:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-54210658
It might have looked more sincere if the arsewipe had done it when the other sanctimonious great and good did it last week. As John Osborne said in Look Back In Anger “there are no great good causes left…. it’s like falling in front of a bus”
Nominated by: W. C. Boggs
..and backed up by Sir Limply Stoke
Amal Clooney has had a hissy fit and resigned as special envoy on media freedom for the UK government: “It has now become untenable for me, as Special Envoy, to urge other states to respect and enforce international obligations while the UK declares that it does not intend to do so itself.”
Whoops dearie. Incidentally most of the response from the Twitterati persuasion is of the “good riddance” variety. Arse orf Amal. What a great example of media freedom.
The faux ooman rights lawyer exists in her own bubble of self congratulation and celeb lubrication. Alongside her talentless Irish American husband George and his shite coffee she jets across the world collecting and presenting Snowflake stars for isshooos such as the Elgin Marbles, Irish Freedom, that whiffy wanker Assange and his treatment in Blighty plus any other anti British caper available.Is she best friends with Jetta Bumberg? Oh yes – until her agents tells her she is being upstaged darling.
Only good news is she is now trapped in a shagless marriage with George whose main claim to fame is to be the wooden prematurely grey haired nephew of old horse faced minor ‘50s musical star Rosemary Clooney. Oh and to be fair he is occasionally to be seen in slaughtered remakes of once classic Hollywood fillums.
She looks like Alastair McGowan in drag.
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She is obviously superior to us lot and therefore we must hang on her every word and kow tow on demand.
On the other hand we could just tell her to fuck off.
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Another try hard irrelevant virtue signalling self righteous ego maniac. Fuck right off sugar tits actually hold on a sec, bend over while we do a remake of an old movie from the 70’s ‘get your hairy growler out’ remember though rule no 1 your getting paid to get laid we aren’t remotely interested in your opinions.
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“special envoy on media freedom” ??
What kind of made-up fucking job is that? And if it carried any weight she’d be investigating the blatant biased reporting going on in most of our national media!
Well thanks for doing fuck all, dear. You won’t be missed because quite frankly no one up until this point knew who the fuck you were and what you were doing over here other than tarting about looking for attention.
Go back to the States and sort out you’re own fucking Ooman Rights & “media freedom” issues – for which there are many at this current juncture
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Is it the kind of job they used to call a ‘quango’? Like an excuse to give money to pals which occupies them for about ten minutes every week?
Her husband may also be a cunt but I have a film called ‘The American’ in which he’s quite good to be fair.
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A righteous and long overdue cunting for this offspring of a goat fucker. This desert weed has long been rumored to be associated with the Muslim Brotherhood, and at one time was (allegedly) warned to stay out of both Egypt and Turkey because of said association.
She is also said to be a close friend of none other than Me-gantoinette, the Duchess of Suckit. Can you imagine a conversation between these 2 clueless cunts?
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I don’t know who deserves the bigger cunting….. Ms Looney herself or the starstruck loser (and btw -shamefully- my distant relative) Jeremy Hunt for appointing her in the first place.
See also William Hague and that other nutter Angelina Jolie.
Amal Clooney no doubt spends – at most – 50 days a year in the U.K. and the rest of it in Malibu. I just can’t take these people remotely seriously and it’s high time the newspapers, TV stations and especially politicians didn’t either.
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Jeremy Hunt should be permanent rhyming slang and he should be on the Wall of cunts.
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Cherie Blair had a bigger cunt. “Hi, call me Cunty.”
Loony Clooney’s lawyer talk is about as convincing as her husband’s English accent in Fantastic Mr.Fox: Fucking shitty.
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Amal Clooney as opposed to her ‘husband’ Anal Clooney.
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When I first saw the norm, that’s what I thought she was called.
Lana backwards…
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Yes stepping in front of a bus would be the right thing to do, really make your mark.
May I suggest the 183 bus at the bottom of Bridge Street in Pinner. Was known to get up a good head of momentum if the bus managed a clear run down the hill. Was she salaried for advising HM government? She does seem to be a pointless celeb
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She too was probably known to give “good head” to a variety of suits in order to climb the greasy pole, allegedly!
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Pinner?
That’s Fat Reg territory isn’t it? Any chance of him stepping out in front if the 183 as well?
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She , it, he, they, whatever, this cunt is has a big pair of hairy bollocks under its dress and i bet George gets a proper tea bagging from this freak , oh and he’s a cunt too
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Anal Clooney?
Shove it up yer arse.
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I have to congratulate her on being in possession of a cracking pair of pins. In fact, considering her age, she’s got a pretty good body all round.
As John Holmes remarked to his mate while they were double-plugging Seka: “she ain’t bad for an old broad.”
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Like all good lefty hypocrites, she kept banging on about the human right of the dinghy squads infesting southern Europe.
Easy to say when your husband is a multimillionaire and you have round the clock private security details based at all of your houses.
So what did she do when a bunch of illegals rocked up and made camp near to her lake Como mansion?
Did she let that liberal lefty compassoon shine through and put them all up in her numerous spare rooms?
Did she bollocks. She immediately sold up and got the fuck out of Dodge.
Fucking hypocrite.
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Amal, put the kettle on love I’m chewing sand here.
Irrelevant and irreverent so fuck off back to whence you came from.
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Resigned? From what exactly? And did we, the fucking taxpayers and BBC money pit providers, pay her?
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It’s surely my yuman right not to have to listen to yuman rights lawyers banging on about yuman rights ever again.
Made up profession invented by that mega cunt Blair.
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Bye bye then irrelevant cunt.
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Can we not pop her in the oven? Oh and her cunt of a husband too.
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Special Envoy, they come they go and no one gives a shit, it’s a pity some of her rag head mates didn’t throw her in cell for 5 years.
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Ah diddums.She is irrelevant.Representative for queuing in line for Unkle Terry’s oven.
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Know your rights!!
Screeched the Clash in a punk rock frenzy.
Since a youth my idea of rights has changed somewhat.
1.You have the right to shut the fuck up.
2. You have the right to mind your own business.
3. You have the right to pay for parasites yourself.
These are your rights.
Know your rights.
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George “Trump aint going to be President” Clooney’s beard.
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Must rush out to by a copy of Vogue. I can’t wait to hear her views on absolutely nothing at all.
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Vogue, the latest umbongo rag.
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I always remember the smug cunt George Clooney saying that we should all be tolerant of illegal immigrants. Ummmmm…….I’m sure there’s hundreds of the fuckers living near your villa in Lake Como. I bow to your superior knowledge George you wooden cunt.
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Yewman rites my fucking arse. Special Envoy for cuntishness. Who gives a fuck what this rich old whore thinks about anything? Bad news for Hewitt the Halfwit though. He’ll be getting his woke lectures in stereo from now on……..Sparkletits in one earhole and this fucking slag in the other. I bet he wishes he’d married some upper class tart and stayed at home shooting defenceless animals.
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She is Lebanese I believe. Doesn´t her own country have plenty of problems to resolve particularly when it comes to storing explosive substances and hosting terrorist groups which are puppets of a foreign power, i.e. Iran?
Anyway now that she´s gone, I suggest the sainted Greta replace her. Then we can all sleep soundly at night knowing all the world´s problems will be solved.
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As with all these human rights lawyers they all seem to support and defend people that are detrimental to this country. Look at Cherie Blair for fuck sake. They can all fuck off!
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Humans do not have rights. They trash the planet and all other species. Basically evil, fuck em all. Especially the multi millionaire rights lawyers. Fuck off you cunts.
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Don’t know much about his gold digging belly dancing brass, but George Clooney is one of the most overrated cunts of all time. Looks like a used car salesman and couldn’t act his way out of a paper bag. He was the worst Batman ever, even worse than that cunt, Val Kilmer. And Rosemary produced yelping sugar coated ‘teen idol’ bollocks, when she was a nasty pissed up harridan who was apparently hell to live and work with behind the candy floss and cadillacs.
On the subject of stars from the so called golden age, Barbara Stanwyck was as saucy as fuck.
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She represents such utter cunts, I’m sorry to have to admit this, but she beat Cherie Blair aka Booth QC into a cocked hat in this case –
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3226705/Amal-Clooney-arrives-Maafushi-jail-Maldives-meet-jailed-former-president-Mohamed-Nasheed.html
Cherie claims to be a human rights lawyer too, but found it more profitable to be pretending to make Yameen’s government in some obscure sense democratic for an undisclosed sum.
Amal may be married to a near nonentity, but she’s quite a well-respected QC in her own right. (I concede, that may not be altogether good.)
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