Abusing Diplomatic Immunity

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A full on Joss Ackland screaming from a ship deck holding an ID card cunting please for “Diplomatic Immunity” if I may.

It has come to my attention that this shit that I always thought was a bit far fetched is actually 100% true!

A story I heard recently involves a bunch of Qatari diplomats who’ve been racing their exuberant super cars around the residential streets of LA, have claimed they can’t be prosecuted for these offences due to so called “diplomatic Immunity”.

They’ve also chanted “fuck America” at law enforcement officers who’ve tried to apprehend them.

Now I’m of the mindset that when you visit a country you observe and respect the culture of that country as you are a guest. You don’t act like a cunt doing what the fuck you like and upsetting the people of that country.

Another example happened in this country where a traffic incident resulted in the death of a young man. As of time of writing this cunting the alleged perpetrator has not even been questioned due to “diplomatic Immunity” and will probably get of Scot free without any blemish to their name!

All I can say is Diplomatic Immunity, “it’s just been revoked”, you utter fucking cunts!

Nominated by: Captain Quimson 

(Here’s a few more examples – Day Admin

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/10091241/diplomatic-immunity-dodge-cases/)

38 thoughts on “Abusing Diplomatic Immunity”

  1. We don’t have diplomatic immunity in the UK, nobody needs it. Anybody coming here from wherever, by whatever means, for whatever reason, is immune from any sort of prosecution or punishment for absolutely anything they do. The law is reserved for white English males.

  4. Immunity should only apply to political incidents, not violence, murder or a deliberate disregard for local laws.

    • The yanks should just shoot them say they thought they were armed, no matter the outcome once the cunts are dead its all theoretical.
      Kneel on any witnesses necks, smartened George up!
      it’ll help their vision and delete camera footage.

  5. Ps are Quatar the ones who wear tea towels on their heads?
    Covonia!!
    Clears up Quatar fast..

  6. Why can’t an efficient hydrogen engine be developed for cars and vans? It would keep the environmentalists happy, and within a few short years, all the oil rich states where those supercar wankers come from will revert back to the fucking Stone Age. Slimy cunts.
    Diplomatic immunity? Over those shit holes, getting caught having a crafty pint, or holding hands with someone who isn’t your wife/sister (they can be both there) will see you having a lashing followed by a long stretch. Fuck these turds.

  8. I thought ‘diplomat’ was the French word for ‘cunt’. You learn something on IsAC every day.

      • You check the bridge clubs, bingo halls and old geezer pubs, Miserable and I will scour the crack dens, strip clubs and underground bare knuckle fight clubs. We are bound to find him somewhere.

      • Evening Dick
        Evening LL
        Hope hes not left ISAC?
        Ok his jokes should carru a prison sentence but hes one of the best of us.
        Doesnt suffer fools!
        Well apart from me😊

  9. The abuses of Diplomatic Immunity here in the states are the stuff Urban Legends are made of…particularly in New York home of the United Nations. But some are undoubtedly true and abuses are truly rife within the “Diplomatic community.”

    My solution to the whole thing is to move the UN Headquarters to Beijing and subject the international “practice” of diplomatic immunity to a real world test.

    We could have asked Harry Dunn what he thought of the whole notion…had he lived.

  10. Once a camel jizz gargling, goat fucking isis looking greasy cunt who hails from a long line of similar cunts there is no going back, these peices of shit should be fried in bacon grease ….fuck em

  11. Is it true that the Embassy is as part of the country. So the French embsssy, the land on which its built is French?

      • Not bad Mr Fiddler.
        This idea of moving official places out of London like the House of Lords maybe they might start to move the embassies out as well. Perhaps, you never know, up to Northumberland. They could even requisition some of your land for the Pakistani Embassy. How proud you would be! A tiny bit of Pakistan on your estate.

      • An interesting thought,Miles….and not one with which I’m too comfortable,to be honest.
        I’m not sure that the local Primary School would be overjoyed either.

    • Good evening Miles! I was going to bite my tongue on this one, but as the only contributor to iac who has had THREE diplomatic passports (I say this with a high degree of confidence) I am uniquely able to inform you of the answer to your enquiry.

      Yes, your understanding of the sovereignty of Embassies is broadly correct. The international law which governs this sovereignty is very clear. Although this sovereignty usually extends to an Ambassador’s residence, it DOES NOT extend to Consulates, nor to the dwellings of officers outside the Embassy/Residence compound (which is usually everyone other than the Ambo and occasionally the DHM¹).

      Diplomatic Immunity itself is entirely unrelated to this, but it is usually equally clear-cut in international law. The reality is, as often, rather different. If I had ever broken a local law as a member of the DS² while at post, I’d have been recalled to London, given a severe bollocking and very probably sacked. But I would have been immune from any local prosecution.

      So whereas I could have murdered the Turkish office manager, or the Chongqing driver (as was frequently a sore temptation) had I done so, I’d have almost certainly have been prosecuted with the murder back here and been sentenced according to the guidelines extant for any other domestic murder (with concomitant mitigation if any).

      Although the golden rule of diplomatic relations is now, as indeed it was at the time of Talleyrand, based on a doctrine of reciprocity, it’s true to say that some jurisdictions/nation states take a more elastic view than others.

      For example, if the Turkish government complained to London StJ that I had a string of unpaid parking tickets, I’d need to pay them all off first, before being bollocked and handed my summary dismissal (probably). Were I a gentleman of, say, Araby or Mongolian extraction, my real world mileage might vary.

      ¹ Deputy Head of Mission
      ² Diplomatic Service

      • I meant “were I a gentleman of Araby or Mongolian extraction, mutatis mutandis my mileage might vary.

        Apologies

  12. I tried to claim diplomatic immunity when I was arrested in Greece….rather surprisingly they didn’t believe that I was a diplomat…although tbf. they did extend the courtesy of a Police escort when they deported me.

    • Didn’t that footballer cunt try it last week? Right after the bribe, and the ‘don’t you know who I am?’ Didn’t work.

      • I wish I’d had his imagination…Albanian gangsters,kidnap plots,date-rape drugs,etc. indeed.
        I just admitted to being a bit of a Cunt.

      • It wasn’t, L.L…and they’ll discover that diplomatic relations are at a Cold War level if they dare approach me looking for a loan.

      • Oh dear, it’ll be a firm “Fuck Off” then to their demand you take some unaccompanied vulnerable migrant children too then?

      • No problem there….Miles has suggested that the next Pakistani Embassy is to built on my extensive land-holdings….I’m sure they’ll be only too keen to build an annexe for the poor children….should be fun when the Pakis get a look at fighting-age bonobo “children” getting off the bus.

  13. Didn’t some female yank dildomat murder a Brit on a motorcycle not so long back. That bitch should be hung drawn and quartered . If roles were reversed you bet your bottom dollar that trump would get his extradition back to the U.SofA. I hate the double standards of this world.

    • I recall a misty morning in Leeds, a Yamaha R1 ridden by someone who may or may not have been “our kid” – an Arabastanian motor on Diplomatic plates cutting him up, a chase, a stop and two armed Abba Dabbas receiving what could be termed “a good thrashing”!
      “Wave that at me yer bastard”? 😱💥💪🏻☠
      Oor kid has worked all over the World – he is not keen on the Arabistan types.

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