Reece “The Joker” Sturgeon

This is the Aussie ‘prankster’ (read: unlanced arse-boil on the sphincter of society) that vandalised a Perth train station whist kitted out like Batman villain ‘The Joker’.

He laughed maniacally when arrested, and upon release from court (where it was revealed he had a previous conviction for manslaughter on what passes for his ‘conscience’) danced down some steps, still in costume, like Joaquin Phoenix’s version of the character.

Listen up, Reece, you insufferable walking pile of wank, if you, as an adult, still have a favourite comic book character, you are in the foothills of Mount Cunt.

If you dress up as that character, you are climbing the flanks of Mount Cunt.

If you actually start acting as that character in public, then congratulations, you are standing on the very summit of Mount Cunt.

You cunt.

Nominated by: Chimp Licker 

https://www.9news.com.au/national/joker-reece-sturgeon-perth-accused-graffiti-cctv-camera/501e4cd8-76c9-4b9c-9bfc-4074250204de

15 thoughts on “Reece “The Joker” Sturgeon

  1. Why so serious?
    😁
    Reece is obviously a mental case, but nowadays if someones a puddled twat you cant say that, no its not is fault, somehow its ours?
    Put him in Arkham asylum and let ‘not taken his medicine’ Batman bum him in a cell.
    Reese looks like Johnny Rotten eating ice cream more than the Joker above?
    Try harder Reese!

    • This fellow needs to meet the legendary “Bat Man”! 😄
      Not a fan of vandals, or fkin idiots – and think there would have been a rather different outcome had he tried this nonsense at Leeds train station.
      Grown ups dressing like comic book characters? I nearly wet my Judge Dredd outfit in anger!
      Right, back to abusing Boris on twatter! 😄👍

  2. There’s 2 options here:

    1. Put this cunt in a straight jacket and chain him to the wall in a rubber room.

    2. Put about 50,000 volts through the cunt ala Nicholson in Cuckoo’s Nest.

  3. A prankster, whose endeavours are about as funny as metasticised bone cancer.

    Feed the cunt feet first into Dick Fiddler’s trusty woodchipper, then use the chips as an organic fertiliser.

    Cunt.

  4. The bogan transbender version of Keith Flint.

    Make the cunt a real firestarter, with equal parts petrol and orange juice concentrate.

  5. I’ve never heard of this cunt and I live near Perth. Had to look him up, killed a kid and hurt a few others 16 years ago. Send him to China for “organ recycling”. Silly cunt.

    • P.S. Balga (where this cunt is from) is hardly the haute maison of outer Perth state housing suburbs, a right shithole.

    • Moite, moite, moite!

      Typical whingeing, workshy Australian. Paints his face to avoid having a shower, the dirty Convict.

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