Right, I would like to cunt Newcastle United fans. Yesterday (30th July) it was announced that the proposed takeover of the club by a Saudi consortium was off. How do Newcastle fans react? By saying that ‘the club is dead”, they’re ‘crying their eyes out” and other such nonsensical rhetoric. Yeah, because there totally aren’t clubs like Bury, Hull, Bolton, Wigan, Macclesfield, Oldham and Southend who are in a far worse position than they are. For as big a cunt as Mike Ashley is he has brought them a degree of financial stability and there are far worse owners than him out there, and the reaction of Newcastle fans to the takeover news has demonstrated just how deluded and lacking in self awareness they are in regards to that fact.
Nominated by: General Tso’s Chiggun
I agree,General.
Ashley has made mistakes,he admits it himself. However when he bought Newcastle they were on the verge of bankruptcy. He has got the club back on an even keel and living within their means.
Those supporters whinging on about “their” club should Fuck Off..it’s Mike Ashley’s club… unless they feel like pooling their Giros and buying him out.of course.
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PS…. The fans outside a restaurant who shouted abuse at Ashley and then complained when he supposedly gave them a V-sign in return are pathetic.
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PPS…not to say that Mike Ashley isn’t a Cunt…he’s a nuclear-powered,ocean-going,copper-bottomed Cunt.
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Examples of Ashley’s cuntery include renaming St James’ Park as the “Sports Direct Arena” and getting their shirts sponsored by Wonga who are basically a bunch of fucking loan sharks.
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Absolutely right Dick. The man is a huge cunt but if nothing else he has provided them with financial stability, got them to live within their means and ensured that the Geordies actually have a club to support. It is thanks to him they still exist today.
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The “Club” supporters group are a collection of benefit endowed illiterates, unemployable under any circumstances, and life long pals of Raoul Moat ( deceased thank fuck ), who used to frequent the Strawberry.
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They’ve always struck me as being as thick as pig shit.
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For some of these fans that football club is all they have in their lives. Football is business, if you went to your local restaurant and they fed you shit you’d stop going.
Get a fucking life people, if all you’ve got in your life is a football club, you’re the one with a problem.
Players, board and chairman give not one fuck about you.
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Geordies…..the most tattooed cunts on the planet.
Painted savages.
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Not got a single Tat Freddie…..but wor lass……..!
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Football was invented to shut the working class up. Bread and circuses. They did the same in Italy with Lazio. Fuck football. Get off your knees.
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Dunno about that, you can like football and still be politically engaged. I certainly wouldn’t put the plight of the working class down to people being distracted by it.
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What gets me about Toon fans is that they still seem to think that they’re a “big” club despite the fact that they haven’t won a pot to piss in since 1969. They are bloody lucky to be in the Premier League at all and need to remember that. Having said that I can understand why they want to get rid of Ashley. A prize cunt if ever there was one.
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They’re the biggest club in Newcastle.
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….apart from the “Fat Slags” club hanging around The Gate on a Saturday night.
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Not got a single Tat Freddie…..but wor lass……..!Bigger cunts were the fucking Shepherds. Make Ashley look like the consummate professional.
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” posts mixed// ?/ Aw fuck !
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Not interested in football but am concerned to see that Simon Cowell has had a nasty accident. I am sure fellow cunters will join me in wishing him a speedy recovery.
I’ll get the card.
(apologies General. Or Chiggun)
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How fitting that he’s broken his back. A deserving reward for someone who has broken the back of the British music industry.
Get worse soon from everyone at Isac.
Cunt.
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Simon Cowell? As the great Sgt Major Shut Up would say
‘Oh dear. How sad. Never fucking mind’.
Apart from his crimes against music, this cunt is one slimy customer. Well in with Jonathan King and Cowell paid King’s bail when he was done for you know what. Cowell also stole his best mate’s wife and got her up the duff. And I am not going to even stat about the rumours concerning certain boybands and how they got record contracts.
As well as being the man who destroyed the Top 40 and turned Saturday night TV into a circus/freak show, the man is a wrong ‘un. Without a fucking doubt. And I can’t say I’m sorry that he’s copped it. All the people he has used, shat on or fucked over will be raising a glass tonight. Cheers Simes. you fucking cunt.
(Talking of music-producing cunts: Stock, Aitken and Waterman, have a lot to fucking answer for back in the 80s and 90s – Day Admin)
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@admin. They did bring us Kylie tho. Lovely bum.
(Yes, I’ll give you that – Admin)
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He’ll desperately be trying to find out if one of the BGT contestants is a personal injury lawyer.
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They shouldn’t even be in the English Premiership as they’re not properly English. I can understand Indians more clearly than these fat cunts and their sing-songy accents. Put the foreigners in the Scotch League where they belong.
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As a Villa supporter, I can feel their pain!
(As a Bluenose I was most dischuffed to see you saved from relegation on the last day of the season with a point to spare – admin)
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I still don’t know how it happened!
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Jack Grealish will never have to buy a pint in Aston again.
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Ron knee i am a blue nose, but i am not a blue who hates Villa. For the record i am glad you stayed up, as the city of brum needs prem football. Ron you probaly now think i am a bigger cunt, then you already did.
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Ron i did not realy want to advertise my team as i know some regions of the country hate my club, and i did not want to be judged for that. However Ron if you can admit your passion, and flipping admin has a blue nose, well i can own up to it. Anyway Ron as i right this message, i will be going past villa park in 5 mins, on the train. Take care Ron.
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Is it true you lot could be facing a points deduction or did I mishear something?
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No general i think that has been resolved. As you know the EFL hate blues, however they recently cleared blues. Unless something has come up in the last couple of days. Anyway as i said to Ron, i am glad you stayed up. A one tine close mate of mine was a massive villa fan, so i cant hate the villa. All the best general.
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One more message General, now that i have revealed my dirty secret, i will probaly get some cunting. On a different matter i thought the blue nose in admin, might have acknowledged my post, because one thing about blue noses they have a close sense of brotherhood.
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Oh general the silence from you and Ron would indicate your not to keen on blue noses!. Although i have stated i am not into any of that bs. In fact i have been complimentry about your club. Remember i dont hate any one, i onley hate people who hate this country. Which is why i joined this site.
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Howway man.
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How do you suppress the urge every week to smack Linekunt right in his shit-guzzling grin?
(Lineker is without doubt a 24 carat prized cunt of smug cunts. Which is one reason I don’t bother with MOTD – day admin)
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Because they pay him £250,000 per week not to.
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I’d happily take my one time payment and then clock the wanker if I were in that position.
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Fuck football and everyone involved.
It is irredeemable at this point. The money, the fixing, the kneeling, the diving. It’s a cunt circus.
I hope covid makes footballs irrelevance permanent. And maybe take out a few of these overpaid theatrical braindead fuckwits.
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I agree big chunk. We have the enemy knocking at the door, so the regional dislikes beetween parts of the country and different football clubs is pathetic. There is no hope, if we cant even agree with each other. Leeds v man utd or blues v villa means fuck all.
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Changing the subject, I’ve just had an email from The Halifax inviting me to invest in one of their ISAs. It pays 0.3%pa. So that’s a return of 3 quid for every grand I put in. Hmm, tempting…actually I think I’d be better off investing my money in Isac than ISAs, we can get Terry a bigger oven.
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It will get a bigger growth under your mattress
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I would happily buy the Toon-as long as we have a policy of white only players, all fans wear full KKK regalia, a bottle of Broon, a pie and a nosh from a Toon chav bitch at half time, all for a tenner.
Ensure that visiting Black Marxist cunts like Troy Deaney, Pogba and Rashford take a knee-in their fucking throats👍
When I finally bankrupt the fuckers, I will sell the stadium to Sir Dick Fidlers Rugby club for a bag of sand, then Newcuntle can play in the Wonga northern Sunday league division 3, where their fans belong😂😂😂
Fuck em.
Cunts
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Newcastlestan.
“But boss – ow we gunna win oot when the urners keep buyin 12 Year old lasses instead a futballas like”?..
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If I want to see 22 men in shorts chasing each other, I only need to go hampstead heath, fuck right off..
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I wonder whatever happened to that big, fat Geordie bastid who used to take off his shirt at every game.
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The fat ugly cunt was at Bramall Lane when we played them in December. Fuck off and hang a monkey for treason you thick cunts.
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There’s another big, fat, ugly NUFC bastard on YouTube called the True Geordie but I don’t think he takes his shirt off.
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‘Yeah, because there totally aren’t clubs like Bury, Hull, Bolton, Wigan, Macclesfield, Oldham and Southend who are in a far worse position than they are’
Totally agree there General.
Geordie football fans, second only to Scouse cunts
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Used to enjoy going to aways at St James’s Park. Best time was when the likes of Beardsley, Waddle and Gazza. I remember a young Gazza turning Man United’s midfield inside out and Fergie going apeshit in the dugout.
Then came the Keegan years. Cunts like Asprilla (fucking knob), Ginola, Albert, Rob Lee, and all them lot. Les Ferdinand was alright and a top player though. Andy Cole was a decent player, but he was a miserable chippy cunt.
Their fans? What’s this strange thing for wearing no shirts in the Winter and crying a lot?
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One of the most respected managers ever was the manager of Newcastle United
Sir Bobby Robson Look how they treated him? That big headed twat Alan Shearer back stabbed and undermined him at every possible turn When Shearer finally took over all he did was get them relegated.Newcastle are a small time club but with big ambitions already been said on here won absolutely nothing for years Mike Fatty Ashley cannot wait to unload this financial milestone from around his neck Toon fans need a reality check they are not a big club and not worthy of premier league status 👎👎
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York City, a perfectly respectable lower league club got shafted by two consecutive chairmen and consequently dropped out of the League. They clawed their way back into League Two via the Conference play off in 2012 and though yet more mismanagement in 5 years dropped two leagues into Regional football ie Conference North.
We finished top of that tinpot league this year but due to chinky flu preventing all fixtures being completed it was decided that on points per game Kings Lynn were going up not us. We had to take our chances in the play offs and lost.
Despite this complete tale of disaster which is not the fault of the fans, we are still getting two-and-a-half thousand every game. I think that’s pretty impressive because I couldn’t blame anybody if they went to watch Leeds United up the road. Why wouldn’t they?
And yet we are supposed to feel sorry for Newcastle “for all they’ve gone through”? They can f*** off. Bunch of arrogant c#nts who think they are somehow a “big club” and whose support is somehow “special”.
What’s more special is watching your League One team knocking Manchester United out of the League Cup in 1995, dispatching Everton in 1996 but now having to listen to them lose the tinpot playoff semi to the mighty Altrincham, not often mentioned in the same sentence as Barcelona, and not even have a single shot on goal. Now THAT is special support.
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We were the first League team ever to get 100 points though. There’s always that to cling to.
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