I suppose that when your one claim to ‘celebrity’ status is that you’re famous for being famous, you live or die by the amount of publicity you can generate in order to stay in the public eye.
Over the years, there’s been no one more dedicated to the cause of self-publicity than our own dear Katie Price, but her latest effort is a bit of a horror show even by her own dubious standards.
Our Kate has recently been to Turkey for her umpteenth ‘cosmetic procedure’, this time to get herself another new set of piano key gnashers. Par for the course, you might think, except that this time her rabid lust for self-promotion has led to her releasing film of the event that does her no favours whatsoever. Some might go so far as to label the film as little short of nightmarish;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uv1xJzS3wsM

So is this pure narcissism, or just the actions of someone desperately trying to stay relevant? Well you tell me; why anyone whose fortune depends on the promotion of an outrageously ‘glamorous’ image would post pictures making herself look like the Bride of Dracula is beyond me.

What a sad twat.

Nominated by: Ron Knee

With further evidence presented by: Gutstick Japseye

This fucking Trollop is never out of the ‘news’, as she totters and fucks her way through her empty existence. If she’s not having custody battles with the fathers of her many offspring (except Harvey, I don’t think his scumbag father cares if he lives or dies), traffic violations, bankruptcies or even who she’s banging that week, the gutter press report every pathetic detail of her life, probably copied straight from her social media.

Of late she’s sunk to new lows. Poor Harvey was in hospital on deaths door, so while she had someone to look after him, she decided to have a quick holiday to Turkey, where twats like her go to have new tits, teeth and hair. Definitely mother of the year material.

Harvey survived, and to celebrate, she went back on holiday, not with him, obviously, but took some of her brood, and whoever she’s fucking that week. While on holiday, the stupid slag managed to break both ankles, and is now confined to a wheelchair. It’s the first time in years that her ankles have been that close together, as she is either being fucked, or pulling kids out of her.

Basically, I’m almost as sick of the sight of the duck faced plastic tart as I am of the fucking Markles.