I suppose that when your one claim to ‘celebrity’ status is that you’re famous for being famous, you live or die by the amount of publicity you can generate in order to stay in the public eye.
Over the years, there’s been no one more dedicated to the cause of self-publicity than our own dear Katie Price, but her latest effort is a bit of a horror show even by her own dubious standards.
Our Kate has recently been to Turkey for her umpteenth ‘cosmetic procedure’, this time to get herself another new set of piano key gnashers. Par for the course, you might think, except that this time her rabid lust for self-promotion has led to her releasing film of the event that does her no favours whatsoever. Some might go so far as to label the film as little short of nightmarish;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uv1xJzS3wsM
So is this pure narcissism, or just the actions of someone desperately trying to stay relevant? Well you tell me; why anyone whose fortune depends on the promotion of an outrageously ‘glamorous’ image would post pictures making herself look like the Bride of Dracula is beyond me.
What a sad twat.
Nominated by: Ron Knee
With further evidence presented by: Gutstick Japseye
This fucking Trollop is never out of the ‘news’, as she totters and fucks her way through her empty existence. If she’s not having custody battles with the fathers of her many offspring (except Harvey, I don’t think his scumbag father cares if he lives or dies), traffic violations, bankruptcies or even who she’s banging that week, the gutter press report every pathetic detail of her life, probably copied straight from her social media.
Of late she’s sunk to new lows. Poor Harvey was in hospital on deaths door, so while she had someone to look after him, she decided to have a quick holiday to Turkey, where twats like her go to have new tits, teeth and hair. Definitely mother of the year material.
Harvey survived, and to celebrate, she went back on holiday, not with him, obviously, but took some of her brood, and whoever she’s fucking that week. While on holiday, the stupid slag managed to break both ankles, and is now confined to a wheelchair. It’s the first time in years that her ankles have been that close together, as she is either being fucked, or pulling kids out of her.
Basically, I’m almost as sick of the sight of the duck faced plastic tart as I am of the fucking Markles.
Truly the queen of peasants.
Fuck off and die you chavscum bitch.
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Although I’d need to bag up, she can suck a COCK like a fucking champ. That is my one and only compliment for Katie.
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I wonder how many times this old hussy has been being done from behind then after he’s emptied his bag she hears, “That’s it for today guys, don’t forget to like and share!”
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It would be like throwing a sausage up an alley.
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Like landing a 747 in the Grand Canyon.
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I wouldn’t fuck it with a cock I found on the street!
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Haha I’m using that fucker!
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I think GJ sums it up quite admirabley.
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The fact that we are discussing her is giving oxygen to exposure of her ongoing meaningless existence. Lets call it a day here (no disrespect to the nom intended). If you wanna discuss cunts, may I offer for your delectation: The Royal cunting Bank of Scotland. Couldnt run a bath, let alone my current account (I must be a cunt for banking with them).
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Famous for being famous. She must have some sort of mental illness.
Vacuous can of can’t.
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She adores the attention
The Press adore her for being the headline grabbing whore
And some sections of general public adore reading about it all
The perfect formula for a triumvirate of desperate attention-seeking, vulgar sales revenues and salacious gossip!
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Like a tyre that’s had multiple retreads, you’ve got to be desperate to go near it.
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Imagine that face knocking on your door promising a night of passion.
I thought this connoisseur of gentleman paste was dead to be honest or perhaps it was wishful thinking. Forget Wuhan, The spunk encrusted orifices of this old boot was likely the origin of Covid 19.
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Poor Harvey. He’ll soon be the size of the Graf Zeppelin the way he is going. Perhaps they could float him in the air to advertise his Mum’s latest book or two bob tv programme? Still, at least he’ll never be bright enough to know that his old Mum is one of the world’s biggest slappers.
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She must have a gash like a clown’s cuff. Plastic teeth, tits and lips. More nips than a Chinese phone book and more lifts than the fucking Shanghai Tower.
A veritable sperm bank. I reckon her minge has its own gravitational pull.
Utterly revolting.
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Clown’s cuff? More like a slate-layer’s nailbag.
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No guy needs to smash her back door in now, as she leaves it permanently open for anyone to ‘come’ in. 😆
What will happen with this woman is that she will drive herself insane and end up in a psychiatric hospital (if indeed there are anymore left). She is now 42 and has to compete with other talentless vacuous blow up dolls half her age so she’s going to need to cause or invent a shit load more drama in her life to keep the interest in her going.
Pity for her that she didn’t manage £40million better rather than spaz it away like an idiot. She should have realised that she wouldn’t be able to earn fortunes getting her baps out forever. Silly moo.
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A wizard’s sleeve?
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I bet when she’s up on blocks she’s got a fanny like Curt Cobains ceiling.
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Fanny like a punched lasagne.
I’ll leave you with that thought.
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Apparently it went to Turkey to get its bunions removed.
Nothing to do with broken ankles. Just another publicity stunt for sympathy.
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Volvo have announced that their new large estate car will be known as the Katie Price Edition.
Because it will happily swallow any load…
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Katie’s fanny resembles the entrance to the Mount Blanc tunnel and caters for almost as much traffic.
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Now you know you’d love the chance to give her one. Look at that picture. Isn’t she bonnie?
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Or perhaps the nearby Simpleton Tunnel Freddie? Two way traffic!
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She still seems to have plenty of dosh to throw about for someone I thought had been declared bankrupt.
Her latest ‘toyboy’ seems like another right vacuous cunt into the bargain.
What a pair of utter airheads. Daily Star fodder.
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Looks like an angry tanned haemorrhoid that’s been poked and ruffed up by a thousand miles of unlubricated dick, and loved every second of it.
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The reviews for her much-pounded gash has on TripAdvisor must be plentiful:
“Not the most inviting vagina I’ve been in.”
“Roomy and needed a good clean.”
“There was a hideous smell.”
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Random strangers keep popping in.
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There are a number of water leaks in there.
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“Suitable for large groups”
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Just watched the link, the synthetic teeth, lips and eyebrows are pure parody. Does she seriously believe she is attractive?
Not a million miles from this:
https://www.thecut.com/2020/07/fish-with-full-pouty-lips-and-human-like-teeth-goes-viral.html
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Fucking hell that’s a well used hag.
How long before it starts going gangbangs for cash?
Oh the horror!
A human kebab.
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It would interest me how the attitude of the press, social media and the general public at large would change if Price had been a person of colour!
Being white she seems to be fair game for all the abuse and bile she gets from all three sections. But in the current climate one suspects the media will have ramped down considerably any negativity towards her, coupled with lots of hostility from the BLM wokes via social media had she been black.
Funny old fucked-up world!
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A big bloke was banging her once and she said, “Put your fingers in.”
Then, she cried, “More! Put your arm in!”
The fella does it. Soon, she shouts, “Put all your arm in!” Shocked, the man does it. Then, she screams, “More! Put both arms in!” He looks concerned, but does as she asks. After that, she shouts, “Put both arms and legs in!” Soon after, he puts his head in too as she asked, but with a ‘pop’ he falls in her gaping minge and falls for minutes. He lands is squishy mess and it’s dark. He lights a match and shouts “Hello” which echoes as “Hello hello hello.” He sees nothing but hears footsteps approaching. As they get louder he sees a man wearing some kind of cap and a sharp uniform who says, “Hi pal have you seen my plane?”
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Joan Crawford’s cunt. Revolutionaries at her arsehole.
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Her cunt is like the Bermuda Triangle; aircraft go missing in it!
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There’s one thing Katie Price hasn’t fucked that we all wish she would: Off!
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That made me laugh aloud, thank you Cunt me in.
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Doing some follow up on this cunting i see there is a recent article where she was instructed she must “Fly home with Both her legs in the air” So assuming the standard position it would seem?
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Ugly bint.Her legs are open more than Tesco
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I suppose when she dies the press will gush all sorts of saintly platitudes towards her; and her social media critics will do the usual about-turn and say what a wonderful person she was!
In a way she’s a cross between Princess Diana & Jade Goody!
Oh and where the fuck is Dwight Yorke in all of this? He is the father to Harvey, allegedly. And yet he seems to have done a runner!
I wonder what the BLMs have to say about that?
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Yorke is a cunt. He’s only seen Harvey about half a dozen times. Probably as many times as he fucked Katie before moving on to the next old scrubber. People like that make me sick.
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Like waving the conductors stick in the Albert Hall. Been rodgered more times than a coppers radio. Face like a plasterer’s radio. Seen more pricks than Phil Taylor’s practice board etc….
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Had more cocks than John Waynes’s shotgun.
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She is a talented novelist and philanthropist. She is expert at whatever it is she does.
An icon for our age.
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Yeah, the number of times i’ve heard her described as a “business woman.” Well I suppose whoring is a business of sorts.
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Isn’t this silicone and shit stuffed slut dead yet?
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Poor Katie.
No one loves her.
Donkey kong for a son.
Some of you batchelor types on here should write her!
Offer her a proposal of marriage!
Your not going to do any better and no lookers yourselves.
Get in there while its still warm..😁😁
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I think I could do better…by just having a wank!
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What a rancid cunt I bet there’s still spunk from years ago dribbling out of her gaping growler
Fucking rotten
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The old goat is having trouble finding blokes who want to rave in her cave and no amount of plastic surgery will fix that, shes is like a crack adlled pikey and im sure she will need a (Y) shaped coffin to accommodate the spread legs once rigamortice has set in, and now the old goat is pretending to have arthritis so she can come back with a face or arse lift, lets not forget the brain dead twat attempted the marathon and SAS who dares wins, which just what you do when you have arthritis as of course it dosnt happen overnight….what a desperate fuckknuckle of a cunt she is…..
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Strange how women want to be taken seriously but utter tarts like her and Madogga earn vast amounts from being plastic blow up tarts.
Honestly would go near them.
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