Just Eat Shit!

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There is an advert for Just Eat which shows a blinged up bleck pimp surrounded by ho’s.
What exactly did the Tristrams and Jemimas of whichever creative London agency have in mind?

Is the target audience the dimmer members of the chiggun demographic who set their sights above rap and architecture as aspiring pimps?

Do the ad agencies look at the other ads and think the UK population is now predominantly bleck?

Did Jemima and Tristram not realise that this stereotype is probably offensive to any decent blecks not taken in by BLM horseshit?

Would any fucker watching outside of the dimmer chiggun demographic want to identify with this repulsive pimp?

Perhaps they will come up with a cute little mannequin for Jam as their next brain wave.

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble 

And seconded by: El Spazmo

A cunt of an idea. It’s a delivery service for idle, fat cunts that can’t be arsed going for their own junk food. What kind of fuckwit uses it? I can imagine James Corden is a regular customer.

Did somebody say just eat ?
No, they said just fuck off.

45 thoughts on “Just Eat Shit!”

  1. True story: I once worked with a loud mouthed white trollop who wore American knickers (one yank and they were off). She had many gentlemen friends over the years and she always said she preferred African men because they were, how to put this tastefully, better endowed. She believed in quantity over qualityand I suppose people who binge on junk food generally want more

    • Errol Brown at the top there, whats he eating?
      Using chopsticks?
      Not stolen any cutlery?
      Probably dog in blackbean sauce, or crispy fried cat, some chink shite anyway.
      And his carer is mick Hucknall!
      Nice of him to train Errol to eat with sticks.
      Can use them to poke termites from their mound for another meal Errol.
      Just eat? ..just fuck off.

  4. I’ve never understood where people find the money. Judging by the amount of adverts,fast-food must be one of the few growth industries in the Country.
    I like to watch those “poverty-porn” programmes and am often amazed at the sheer size of most of the poor underprivileged people ( the rest tend to be ratty drug-addicts)..but their size is often explained by the amount of takeaways that they seem to eat. Now,I’m no expert but it must cost at last a tenner per portion to get their food delivered…so. there’ll be fat Dad who is a carer for morbidly (hopefully) obese Mother and a couple of wheezing,beetroot coloured.”special needs” piglet children…it can’t be any less than 40 quid for one meal for them…and it doesn’t appear to be a one-a-week “treat”,seems to happen most days.
    How the fuck do the chavvy Cunts afford it ?

      • Unbinnable packaging apparently,Miserable…it’s over 40 miles to my nearest “maccie d’s” and yet I still find the occasional wrapper in the dyke-backs..along with coffee-cups and plastic water bottles ( who the fuck buys water?). Never been able to work out who buys the shit and then decides to drive 40 miles before eating it and chucking the packaging out of the window.

      • They should make McDonalds pay for litter collection, its everywhere!
        To be honest, if on the road or waiting inbetween jobs McDonald’s makes a change from beef spread butties.
        I quite like it, full of fat and salt, but tasty, if your grafting physically a salad doesnt cut it,
        I like the sausage and egg mcmuffin.

      • I agree….if we’ve got a job in town we always stop for a fry-up on the way down and then have a burger or fish+chips at bait-time…really enjoy it but couldn’t eat that kind of stuff every day.

      • Oh god no,.. Been having Sole a lot lately, a nice fish,
        Might treat myself to trout, good for you fish supper why lesbians have glossy hair!☺

        (Talking of fishy old trouts, you should see who’s coming up next! – Day Admin)

      • Im off to work in a minute admin, fishy old trout?
        Katie price.
        Right?

        (My lips are sealed (unlike hers!) – Day Admin)

      • I’m not wild on trout or salmon..when I catch them I tend to just give them away or feed them to the hounds.
        I like that smoked/dyed fish that you cook in milk or the kippers that come boil-in-the-bag.

    • Special needs piglet children 🤣
      The simple answer is, they can’t afford it, but because so many people are struggling to survive, living beyond your means is just business as usual. Also, if you are a wage slave or worse, who knows that the likelihood of keeping your head above water is remote, you just indulge, as it becomes apparent that scrimping and saving is futile, and there is no sense in denying yourself of pleasure if there is no pay off. Junk food is also an addiction, as from an early age people associate it with happy memories. Also note the sickening increase in gambling ads, and stealth gambling via micro transactions in video games.

    • Also, drug dealers use fast food delivery, as they can afford it and don’t need to leave the house. Also, some drug dealers disguise themselves as Delivery people to sell drugs. Pimps also use fast food delivery to feed prostitutes. So in a way, the advert mentioned is aware of Just Eats customers, and another chilling example of how this country is becoming more crime ridden each minute, and how unsafe people feel outside.

  5. Bro U jus ain’t lisning 2 de wurdz innit.
    Dis song is lit. Respek to Snoop. I wish 2Pac was still alive etc. Etc.
    Why do advertising companies persist in getting the people who appear in their adverts to sit in really weird poses? Who the fuck sits that close to someone when chowing down on your dim sum?
    Another thing that fucks me off is seeing adverts for burger establishments where the eater is holding the fat and salt laden slice of goodness at the sides. Also, they are holding it by their finger tips. It’s as if they don’t want to touch the product they are advertising.

  6. What kind of people get KFC or McDonald’s delivered? I’ve seen the process in these types of restaurants:

    The food is packaged and sits going cold until a swarthy type on scooter turns up. The food travels whatever mileage, all the while going cold. When it arrives at the chav house, it must be stone cold.

    The market for this shit (and the market is there) are the cunts we all love to hate – millenials. The ones who profess to love people and the planet yet are happy to see some zero hour slave drive to deliver a 5 quid meal.

    I used to patronise a chinky in Kennington when I worked in London. Some cunt used to have the food delivered literally across the road. Lazy cunts.

  7. I have to admit that I thought Snoop Dog-Shit had shares in Just Eat, he doesn’t and was paid £5.3 million for 60 seconds of work. I have to turn the advert off when I see it. Typically black, derogatory to women and token white boy delivering to him on his private jet. It doesn’t make me want to eat, it makes me want to puke. 🤬🤢🤮

      • Morning MNC, I normally skip brekkie, as it keeps the chiseled torso up to par. Probably have something around 10am ! 👍

      • Other day Rob saw farleys rusk on offer,
        Me and the dog had a bowl each, for babies so full of vitamins an minerals, dog loved them!!

  8. Snoop Doggy Dog, former gangster, rapper and porn producer got paid 5 million to do that ad.

    Meanwhile a lot of the food producer for just eat is produced in kitchens in shipping containers by people who arrived on inner tubes and delivered by wanna be taxi drivers.

    The UK in 2020

  9. They cry about racism with uncle Bens rice but the rapper/ pimp ho master is ok and i dont know if you remember the KFC add where it was just a voice, but the voice sounded like some fick as shi blick bint who obviously bunked off 6 years of schooling and never mastered the queens English, this is their demographic….you know the type of cunts that dial 999. if KFC run out of chicken drumsticks.
    Fuckmonkeys

  11. I looked up Just Eat’s 2018 accounts on Companies House – they made £144 million profit from a £344 million revenue that year because ‘a fifth of the UK adult population chose Just Eat as its takeaway delivery platform’. They bragged that in one day that year they got a million takeaway orders.

    In their risk statement they are worried about Brexit denting their profits because it might have an adverse impact on immigration, food talent and food price inflation.

  12. Just seen the ad on u-tube. Fucking hell, how is this not a stereotypical portrayal of blacks and a damning indictment of rap culture? I wouldn’t expect the target audience to see it but surely the likes of Flabbott and Lammy and all those professional race baiters can see the “systemic raaaaay-sism”.
    Proof that racism only exists where we say it exists.

    • The Flabbotasaurus wouldn’t complain about this. She maintains their profit margin by consuming more greasy shite chicken and peri-peri fried rat than her whole constituency.

  13. If, on the rare occasion, I wish to partake in a take-away, I will order on the phone, drive there and collect it myself. The only take-aways I frequent nowadays are the local Turkish Grill (great lamb Shish kebab), the local Tandoori or the good old chippy around the corner.

    Just eat? Just fuck right off and die in a ditch, you cunts.

    Mind you, I would do the dark-key bint in the advert who gives her whitey boyfriend a filthy glance when he tells her there is no dinner. I would use her vigorously as a three-hole plaything until my bollocks had emptied so many times that they were at partial vacuum pressure.

  14. Wonder what currency they paid the whore in the advert. Dollars? Chiggun? Weed?

    I love seeing celebrities, like Snoop, whoring themselves out and sucking on corporate cock for quick bucks.

  15. When I lived just outside of Brum I was spoilt for choice in terms of local TAs (excluding the likes of Burger King, MaccyDs and KFC). So would often walk or bike to collect.

    However, my choices are rather limited having moved to the Lake District, with the nearest Indian TA some 9 miles away – so JE is the only viable option.

    That said, on the 6 occasions we’ve used them we’ve always had a British bloke turn up in his car, and very pleasant was he with it (thus worth a tip)

    • I just phone the restaurant and agree delivery. Better profit for them and nothing to the cuntsite. Or collect.

  16. The people in the nomination picture poking chop sticks at a box, what are looking at? They look so happy.

    To quote Brad Pitt from the film, Se7en, “What’s in the box?!”

    Any ideas, fellow ISAC members?

  17. Education systems really fucked if younger persons have to have bloody adverts to instruct them when to eat. End times a coming.

  18. We must have the same as here except it’s for a bunch of cunts called menulog, not much would turn me off it more than that seedy, sex pest looking parvenu Snoop dawg. It gives me the creeps every time I see it. I would much rather have the charming Bill Cosby selling me home delivered rohipnol pudding.

      • It fucking works then. Not that I’m any more likely to use them than I already do. I occasionally used them to get a couple of pizzas which I sliced and froze, having a couple of slices every now and then, but I buy them at Asda now, much cheaper and just as nice.

  20. There were mongs in my street that were ordering pizzas during the height of the covid lockdown in April and May. They were perfectly happy to take some greased up crap from a peaceful type wearing no gloves and no face mask and then eat the shit. There is a Spar five minutes away that sells frozen pizzas. Not only are these cunts thick, they are also fucking lazy arsed shite. I suppose these are the same morons and dregs that queued up religiously for one last pre-lockdown ‘Maccy Dees’ before that partcular shitshop closed.

    But seriously: accepting fast food off a peaceful type, with no gloves or mask during a plague?!! Never underestimate the stupidity and greed of the Great British tosspot. We ri moan about gimmigrants and their ilk and rightly so. But there’s also no scum like Britscum.

  21. Hopefully all the tea swigged will eat themselves into a casket before they are fifty, taking chav shire trash along with em.
    Win win👍👍👍

    Re Snoop Dog-he really does look like a fucking dirty sex pest type. Yeeuyrghh☹️

  22. The only people i know of who use Just Eat are unemployed dossers with’ bad backs ‘and ‘depression’.

  23. Ooo err. Surely I’m not the only one who gets super taxed who uses just eat.

    I will agree though: Fuck just eat. If I can ring the establishment up direct and cut just eat out and negotiate a deal over the phone, I will.

    Just eats ethics are distasteful (forgive the pun)

    Cuntamus, I do qualify for the bad back, but not depression I am afraid… Although paying money to the BBC makes me depressed when it enters my head.

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