Cunts who fuck up your online order

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Cunts who send the wrong order are… well… cunts.

When one sponds a good few quid on an online purchase, one expects it to be delivered promptly and correctly. And firms pulling the ‘Delays because of the Covid crisis’ crap is bad enough, but ones that can’t even send what was actually ordered and paid for are inept and useless cunts. Now some could say ‘But it’s a mistake. We’re all human’ and all that bollocks. But they are not paid to make mistakes and I do not shell out so they can make ‘mistakes’ and fuck up my order (printer cartridges in this case). The ones I ordered (not cheap either) were for a HP. Instead I get these little fucking things for a Lexmark. It could be a genuine cock up, it could be lazy arsed foreign labour just chucking any old shite in. But the simple fact is that it just isn’t good enough and the service from these cunts is shoddy and diabolical. If these cunts can’t get a simple (and expensive) order right, they shouldn’t be in business and they are cunts.

Nominated by Norman

14 thoughts on “Cunts who fuck up your online order”

  1. “We’ve made a substitution!
    Do to due the ongoing Covid crisis, we were unable to include the Pantene shampoo you requested and have substituted it with a bag of satsumas.”

  2. Chinese companies on Ebay are the worst – blatantly send the wrong stuff, damaged stuff, stuff that takes two fkin Months to arrive.
    A third party I am acquainted with alleges the products they have received are damaged or incomplete even though this is not the case and leaves negative feedback, the Kung flu always cave in and do a refund.
    Free stuff, courtesy of the yellow peril.
    Ebay are utter cunts.

    • Yeah. I never pay for anything that has chink postage on it.
      Simply report it broken , and get refunded.
      The seller won’t want to admit to it being posted from China – so you won’t be asked to send it back there.
      I always stick to UK sellers with chink writing in their profile or store.
      Then they trip over their own foot , so to speak.
      Yellow bastards.

  3. A Russian fellow once sent me the wrong diving watch and when I pointed out his mistake he wasn’t very nice about it.
    So I told him to fuck off.

      • I think the worst are some of the delivery companies.
        I get a monthly delivery from Beer52.
        One order sent via DX took nearly two months to get to me. The tracking app showed my beer being put back into storage and then back on a van on a daily basis. My box of beers had the bottom worn out by the time it arrived to the point it was delivered on its side so the cans didn’t fall out.

      • In the interests of international diplomacy I obtained a full refund and kept the watch.
        Turned out lovely.

  4. I once ordered a package from the far east – when it got here I found they had forgot to drill any air holes in the box so she was dead, smelly and completely unusable! 😢

  5. Fuck me, what an apt cunting. I ordered a replacement cable for a headset from Harman and they sent me a power lead.

    I’ve had to send them photos of the delivery note, the packaging, the address label and six weeks later I’m still waiting for them to replace the item. Various emails back and forth including the last which I told them they were a shower of shit and copied the CEO in.

    Cunts

  6. go to a shop before they all close.. anyone who buys crap online then moans about It being wrong or crap deserves everything they get.. there will be less choice and more generic shit, high streets tha become shuttles and for what. so you can get some crap 5 p cheaper without getting off your arse

  7. Norman, you’re a complete cunt and your nomination is complete wank. Get a life you prick and stop posting utterly useless and boring cuntings you cock sucking, sheep shagging fuckwit if a cunt.

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