Yorkshire Tea

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Yep, that’s a real Yorkshire Tea box folded out – admin.

In a shitshow of a social media exchange the other day, where one customer was unfortunate enough to type their thanks that ‘Yorkshire Tea aren’t being political’ during this utter fucking madness sweeping the globe, this previously heralded ‘good old Northern’ beverage staple swiftly made an example of said punter, literally interjecting with “Please don’t buy our tea”.

https://twitter.com/YorkshireTea/status/1270047023669133316?s=20

And further down the thread, PG Tips leap in and side with their supermarket rivals. The message: We Stand Against Racism.

Now, this might sound funny but it really fucking isn’t. Not when you consider what this now everyday occurrence of corporate virtue signalling represents. Let us be clear about what this means.

This isn’t about fucking Twitter.

This isn’t about second rate fucking tea bags.

This IS about the ever-metastasising cancer of social justice – a ‘panderdemic’, if you’ll allow an equivocally apt label for this fucking zeitgeist – riddling its way irreversibly through the heart, guts and collective mind of society.

Whether this was actually a Yorkshire Tea planned response or a lone, reactive upstart managing their social media account, this was nevertheless a typical demonstration of subservience in the face of a modern day McCarthyist witchhunt of anyone who the BLM/white middle class socialist fraudfucks can tenuously associate with historic black oppression. Because in these insane times, not responding with something means you are further to the right than than an SS Officer with bloodlust.

So a bunch of cunts who shovel processed tea into supermarket shelves for t’simpletons will proceed to cure all racism by pandering on social media. Well, let’s all get the fucking bunting out, shall we? Hey, Yorkshire Tea, how about keeping an eye on events closer to home. Perhaps you shower of complete shitcunts should have similarly screeched such platitudes, after it was revealed that hundreds of peacefuls were targeting thousands of mainly white girls for repeated rape, abuse and sexual fucking assault en fucking masse for fucking YEARS. All going on in – of all places – your good old, salt of the Earth, fucking YORKSHIRE.

I swear to fucking Jesus tap dancing Christ, between my personal embargo on all things Chinese and all things woke, I’m going to be living exclusively off bread and dripping in a wooden fucking shack at this rate. Should any unfortunate cunt ever offer me a cup of Yorkshire Tea in future, then I will recreate the Goodfellas scene where Ray Liotta gun-butts his neighbour until his victims head lifelessly rebounds with each sickening thud; except in lieu of a firearm I will settle for a ladle or nearest blunt kitchen utensil.

In the words of Paul Joseph Watson, “Fuck your shit tea”.

Nominated by: The Empire Cunts Back

65 thoughts on “Yorkshire Tea”

  1. Don’t drink tea anyway, I’m currently try to find a brand the woman will drink instead.

    Fucking woke cunts, hope their sales fall flat.

    • I don’t drink tea either. Neither does my woman, so fuck ’em.

    • Im gutted about this,
      I drank Yorkshire Tea religiously till this.
      Not drank it since, but it was a good product,
      But they drew the line so fuck em.
      And PG are cheeky cunts,
      ‘We dont tolerate racism’
      No but you happily exploited chimpanzees for advertising for years didnt you?
      And made them work as removalmen putting unfair competition up against the likes of me.
      I drink Bovril now or aldi Earl Grey..

      • I put the blame squarely on Desmond & Johnny Morris for exploiting Chimpanzees on Zoo Time & Animal Magic. Johnny Morris in particular he must have used horrific torture techniques to get those poor animals to talk.

  2. And who picks their tea in the first place? Some piss poor dark skinned cunt in some third world shithole, breaking their back for 10p an hour. Fucking hypocrites.

    • They’re not really because you just know if they could force honky to pick it for 5p, they would.

  3. I had no idea Yorkshire had the climate to make tea. Another crown in British ingenuity.

    • Not sure, will have to watch the highlights but Verstapen and Leclerc said they wouldn’t, hopefully none of then will except the little cunt Hamilton.

      • They are down and up again so quick it doesn’t count 😁
        The ‘gun’ man does raise it in the air to show he has secured the wheel, so I guess that could be a tribute to gun happy fuckers in the US.

  5. It used to be people had milk and sugar with their tea, now you can have politics with it as well.

  6. They are wasting their time anyway. The virtue signalling snowflake pricks they are trying to appeal to wouldn’t touch something called “Yorkshire Tea”. That’s so proletarian ya?
    I hope these two bob cunts go bust.

  7. I’ve cancelled Netflix, become an outlaw by evading the beeb and have shunned Gillette (have I missed anyone?) If my utilities go woke I’ll be rubbing wood together in the yard and washing in streams.

    I’d guess the majority couldn’t give a shit about woke. And that a business might actually increase custom by ostensibly declaring neutrality on divisive modern politics.

    • I’d spend every penny I had with a company that said “we just make/do stuff and don’t give a flying fuck about politics” even if they only made tampons.

  8. This will never end, just waiting for one of these larger corporations having some sort of internal BLM awareness drives and trying to make it compulsory for the staff.
    It only needs some ultra woke cunt in charge and it will happen.

    • It won’t apply to the all-white management though and I bet it’ll fall short of employing the Marxist fuckers.

  9. Fuck knows what this storm in a tea cup, (pun absolutely intended), is about.
    If it’s anything to do with the exploitation of foreigners then I’m all in favour of it.
    Work harder you bastards, and keep the UK prices down.

  10. Well that’s the last box of YT from me!

    It’s a small gesture, and no doubt my actions will be seeing as racist and going against the BLM movement, but quite frankly they can get to fuckery!

    • I used my last bag of YT early this morning. If producers J.Taylor’s can have the audacity to publicly tell a consumer of their product never to buy their tea again over a BLM issue that they think that gives them bullet proof legitimacy then they must be super confident that they won’t lose business and that, for me, shows arrogance. How dare they!

      No company should ever, ever tell a customer to effectively piss off over a difference of opinion or misunderstanding which I happen to think is the problem here. If the guy had slandered the business’s integrity or insulted their product then there is possibly a good case.

      Well, I will be joining others in not buying J.Taylor’s overpriced tea dust anymore so they can stuff that in their urn and brew it.
      #realtealeavesmatter. Cunts.

  11. What happened to them? They were robust in dismissing criticism when Rishi Sunak was photographed next to box of it.
    What company bosses should do is make plain to everyone that the company rules prohibit them (at the risk of being fired) engaging with any political statements at all.
    That us the only way forward out of this.

  14. Latest dead black career criminal nonsense in the States.
    The NFL have announced that in the first round of games of the new season they will play TWO national anthems……. the Stars and Stripes and the “black national anthem.” Now i’m not sure what this Black anthem is, unless it’s “Smack Me Bitch Up.”
    It gets fucking crazier by the day.

    • I wonder what the ‘Black National Anthem’ is?
      Could it be NWA’s ‘Fuck Tha Police’?

      Whatever it is, there are two national anthems now.
      The Apartheid starts here….

      • I don’t know what it is either.
        But, ” sniff, you hum it son and I’ll play it”

      • Just found out it’s called “Lift Every Voice and Sing.” Never heard of it.

      • I was hoping for AC/DC’s seminal “Back in Black”

        I suppose the BBC’s “Last Night at the Proms” will be suitably fucked about with – no more “Land of Hope and Glory” or “Rule Britannia”. Probably no waving of union flags either.

        Just rename it “Last Night of the Offended Cunts”

      • You laugh but just wait for Metallica to rename it the “Album of Color” (sic). Mind you it was shit first time around, sellouts.

    • Hitler Milk?
      But it been sterilised!!
      Puts a goose in your step…

    • Too late Hitler ice cream has been available in India for years. Imagine that ice cream van coming down the road with Horst Weasel playing on loop, vanilla only and Jews will not be served.

  17. These cunts need to be hit in the one place more important to them than their newly-acquired principles; their fucking pockets. Gillette got such a bloody nose last time they’ll think again in future; same with the rest of them. I’ve just done a (Duck Duck Go) search for “list of companies-” and before I could finish the auto-suggest filled in “supporting BLM” and “supporting Antifa”. Now could be that’s driven by people looking to praise them, but somehow I doubt it. As our dark key friends like to say, “check THIS shit out”:

    https://conservativeus.com/the-full-list-here-are-the-269-companies-who-are-supporting-blm-antifa-riots/

    I used to like me a tub of Ben & Jerry’s ice cream; having seen their nauseating statements on all this shit they can shove it up their arses.

    • Ben & Bollocks is expensive overrated septic tank shite anyway. Only those daft howdy cunts would have a ‘cookie dough’ ice cream.. Someone should tell the thick doodle dandy cunts that you’re supposed to cook cookie dough. Classless mongs.

      Lyon’s Maid is still the best ice cream.

      • Au contraire Norman, our homemade Blackberry ripple ice cream is the best. Only made one tub, we have to wait for the Blackberries to ripen before we make another shed load this year.
        What with the list of cunts supporting BLM/ Antifa they can go fuck themselves.

    • Most of them are unknown to me and, of the rest, I only use a handful at all frequently.

  18. Apologies this is a long one, but it’s a copy and paste of the one-size-fits-all statement you get on sending Sky an email calling them a bunch of sanctimonious, holier-than-thou, bandwagon jumping shit stains; enjoy!

    “I’m sorry that you feel that way but at Sky we are committed to do more
    to tackle racism and to provide more support to communities impacted by
    racism. We’re also using the power of Sky’s voice to highlight racial
    injustice in the UK and around the world.
    Our support is for the moral cause and campaign against racial injustice
    and racism and for greater diversity and inclusion rather than for any
    political organisation or pressure group.

    Sky’s Commitments to Help Tackle Racial Injustice
    Sky has committed to support anti-racism and improve diversity and
    inclusion. Our commitments include:

    Improve Black and minority ethnic representation at all levels
    Sky will deliver real and lasting change by improving its Black and
    minority ethnic representation at all levels, especially in its senior
    leadership. Sky will put targets in place to measure progression of
    under-represented groups throughout the organisation.

    Make a difference in communities impacted by racism
    Sky will support anti-racism charities to make a difference in
    communities impacted by racism. This will include a significant
    financial contribution towards the fight for racial equality, and
    supporting causes affecting Black and minority ethnic communities and
    those working to improve lives.

    Use the power of Sky’s voice and platform to highlight racial injustice
    Sky will use the power of its voice and reach to highlight issues of
    racial injustice by developing significant new content. Sky will also
    continue its work to help improving wider Black and minority ethnic
    representation in front of and behind the camera. Sky Sports will do
    more to drive change and is committed to this across all Sky Sports
    platforms and channels.

    Sky always values feedback from viewers. Your comments have been noted
    and passed to the relevant team for their information.”

    • I’ll believe in racial equality when there are as many whites in the Premier League as blacks.

  20. Top cunting Empire.

    Sadly this is where we now find ourselves and it’s a shame because I quite like Yorkshire Tea but just as when Gillette decided to run an Ad telling us men that we are just bad because we are men I stopped buying Gillette razors and will now do the same with Yorkshire Tea.

    Funnily enough Gillette’s world wide sales took a significant hit after they ran that Ad and they binned it.

    This is the problem when you only listen to those that shout the loudest.

    They are nothing but a bullshit tiny minority.

    They occupy 5mm at each end of a 30cm ruler whilst the rest of us occupy the other 29cm.

    So let’s hope enough people decide like you and I will no longer buy their tea and they’ll soon see sense.

    Cunts

    • I’m with you CMC; see my post above for list of cunts to boycott. I note the glaring omission of Gillette….!!!!

      • How depressing Cuntan but also how very predictable.

        I see Grindr is on there, oh well…..

  21. It really is purely bullshit. Fortunately for these fucking companies, the majority of people are Totally Fucking Apathetic and will soon forgive and forget.
    Fight the good fight.

  22. I’ve quite the list of companies I’ll never spend a penny with again, what’s the saying “get woke go broke” I fucking hope so
    CUNTS

  24. I’m looking forward to the Woke Taliban realising the Sir Henry Tate (of Tate and Lyle fame) made gazillions off the back of those there slaves.

    Tate originates from Chorley where I live and is about the towns only claim to fame.

    To be fair knowing my towns most famous resident was a slave driver fills me with pride.

    Not because I condone what he did but because he gave so much money to ‘the arts’, founding the Tate Gallery where leftist Guardian reading bastards immerse themselves to appreciate utter shite so they can feel superior to us lesser mortals.

    I’m not on Twitter but if I was I’d be rousing the mob by pointing out Tate’s legacy was made of the back of Kunta Kinte and his ilk.

    I genuinely can’t help but think the Libtards may be trying to keep this off the radar.

  25. It’s a shame as well because their tea is good. I still usually drink Sainsbury’s Red Label though.

  26. Back on form, Empire !

    Drink Tetley myself. No idea what their political stance is – It’s tea, FFS – If Tetley come round and piss through me letterbox, or rub each teabag up and down Biffin’s Bridge before packaging it to me, I might change brands but until then…

    My Mum buys YT (Yorkshire Tea – not Yours Truly or YouTube)

  27. How about the Black Lives ubercunts ‘take the knee’ for our Royal Navy who helped bring about the end of the slave trade, losing lives in the process?
    Can’t see that happening, the ungrateful shower of shite.

    • A large percentage of the sailors were pressed men ie not volunteers but de facto ( O Level Latin grade 6 way back in 1968) slaves. Is this recognised by the libtards? Is it fuck!

  28. True in many ways, but I’m not sure the tweet about being happy Yorkshire Tea weren’t joining in with the BLM bollocks was innocent.

    My guess it was a publicity grab by the tweeter, Laura Towler. She knew they’d respond, even if she didn’t tag them (somebody else definitely would). She’s as ‘far right’ as they come (jays to blame, deport all non whites etc) and second in command at Patriotic Alternative (led by Mark Collett). I’m guessing this was an attempt at directing traffic towards their site?

    But yes, it mad to see corporations becoming woke. I’m afraid it’s all about the money for these people. They’re backing the woke horse. For now.

    But if they thought going full Adolf would increase profits, many of them would do it in a heartbeat.

    • I would ride Laura Towler like Broncho Billy. I am sure we would produce beautiful Aryan babies with my looks and her leanings👍

  29. Au contraire Norman, our homemade Blackberry ripple ice cream is the best. Only made one tub, we have to wait for the Blackberries to ripen before we make another shed load this year.
    What with the list of cunts supporting BLM/ Antifa they can go fuck themselves.

  30. I wrote to said tea company to complain and got a fucking reply back which I previously posted on here under a different nom. Suffice to say I paid a fiver for 420 bags today and the brand wasn’t yt or pg.
    cunts

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