Yes I know it’s another nom from me but these cunts can’t help themselves.
Simon Pegg has said anyone who criticises BLM needs to ‘shut the fuck up’.
He has proven himself a PC faggot of the liberal-left comedy establishment before, even telling Nick Frost not to say sexist jokes on the Hot Fuzz commentary. He sounded like a prissy little bitch. He’s just another wokelet, bending the knee as Graham Linehan and JK Rowling were before they committed heresy before the priests of woke. He’ll soon be guilty of wrongthink and get chewed up by his Marxist bum chums. Fucking idiot.
All these people I used to watch and think were intelligent and witty are now exposing themselves as basic virtue-signalling/totalitarian drones, and I fucking laugh at them.
Hope Pegg gets fucked up the arse by a big black man.
Nominated by: Cuntamus Prime
I don’t recall seeing people of colour in :-
Spaced
Hot Fuzz
Shaun of the Dead
Paul
So much for diversity, you cunt!
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Took the piss out of a ‘Westcountry’ bumpkin accent in Hot Fuzz if I remember correctly.
Racist cunt.
#bumpkinaccentsmatter
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I see you correct on that score, Leo me lad.
Well observed.
#bumpkinaccentsmatter
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Balding, bearded, bespectacled. They look as if they come off a production line,just like the Freddie Mercury lookalikes of years ago with their Mexican moustaches.
Always thought he was an overrated little cunt.
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He’s an actor in Hollywood. They’re always right, didn’t you know that? If he gets his nose any further up Tom Cruise’s ring piece, someone will need to tie a rope around his legs and pull him out. I get enough of being told what to do at work, never mind being told what to do by a wet fart like Simon Pegg.
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No idea who he is – but ugly ugly ugly CUNT
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He reminds me of Joe 90 (Google it if you’re too young), but less animated.
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LOL. Less animated that young Joe 90. Too funny!
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Separated at birth from Chris Martin….another fey cunt with a crap beard.
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No one got jack charlton In dead pool ?
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You are an actor, stick to lines someone else writes for you.
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I think that’s the problem. These thick cunt Hollywood types are just reciting the same shite being fed to them by their woke puppet masters
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He has proved himself a PC faggot of the liberal-left comedy and also proved he’s a dull, one-trick pony.
Gurning in irritating stoodent sit-coms ✔
Kissing Hollywood arse ✔
A Scottish accent in Star Trek less convincing than the ginger school caretaker in the Simpsons ✔
Twee British budget comedies about pubs and ex-girlfriends made for miserable 30-something cunts ✔
Felching Tom Cruise after a hard day on some genetic CGI action bore ✔
Having even less humour than that fat bloke who’s in Pegg’s films and he’s only funny because he’s overweight ✔
Attempting to bleach your hair to make it grow or make yourself attractive but still looking like ET’s less attractive bollock ✔
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I like Nick Frost. He was hood in the adaptation of Martin Amis’ Money and has been getting character parts in films that have nothing to do with Pegg or Wright.
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*good.
My phone ws made for small-handed teenage girls.
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I don’t know that film Prime but if you recommend it, I’ll have a gander.
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His Scotty is embarrassing.
Mind you, so are the JJ Abrams Star Trek films…
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JJ Abrams is the personification of why modern Hollywood is fucked.
I prefer to watch films from the 60s and 70s nowadays, and a few from the early eighties.
I’m one of the boring cunts who like ST: The Motion Picture. It was a science fiction film rather than just an action film set in space.
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I bet he enjoys a soy micka makka chocca wocca latté while he reads his Grauniad.
Shut the fuck up yourself, you luvvy cunt.
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Don’t know who he is but if he’s an actor or comedian then he has to be woke or he doesn’t get employed, simple as that.
All arselickers and cocksuckers crawling on their hands and knees for an easy pay day. These no balls cunts make me fucking sick.
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I’d never heard of this cunt till this nom, that’s how important he is.
On the off chance he’s reading this, BLM are a bunch of good for nothing, filthy, shit ugly, moronic, wastes of oxygen.
I won’t shut the fuck up.
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I never got the films. Everything I’ve heard him say just sounds like the Woke Bible.
No doubt as he sips his 4th mung bean and anthrax vegan super ironic latte of the morning while jerking off into a BLM poster he can think of how woke to make his next cinematic wank fest
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I know who he is.
Found him funny in Shaun of the dead, and Hot fuzz.
Don’t find him funny preaching to me though,
In fact I find it insulting that a actor, someone who plays pretend and has never done a mans job, thinks hes somehow in a position to lecture me, a grown up with a proper job.
In fact Simon while your playing in your dressing up box and putting make up on like a bumboy some of us get our hands dirty.
Get to fuck you little kneeling twat, wont watch your films anymore now I know your a BLM stooge.
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Don’t fancy him on a job with you then Miserable? Watch your gender pronouns and acknowledge your hideous white privilege, he looks like he could only manage to carry a pouffe up a flight of stairs anyway. How is the getaway in the cottage going? Hope you are closing those farm gates, Fiddler has spies everywhere.
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Enjoying my getaway in the Derbyshire Dales LL,
Although because im destressing im struggling to summon the usual venom when cunting people like mr Pegg!
Id love him on a job with me, no latte breaks though!
Soon whip Simon into shape,
Be a few tears, tantrums, and missing teeth,
But give me the luvvie for 2month and ill hand you back a working man.
😁😁
Hed struggle to fit back in in that Hollyweird!!
“Whats this shite? Vegan?
T fook wheres thee chippy?”😁
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Pegg is undoubtedly a cunt but does he really deserve to be punished with the Miserable Northern Diet foisted upon him?
Morning Simon, what dost thee want for brekky? Carcinogenic Processed meatballs or Deep-fried Bovine growth hormone burger on margarined white bread?
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Oops, I forgot the little emoticon otherwise some over-sensitive shitehawk will begin the shrillness.
😃
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Evening Cap, nice save!
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Evening Liquors. How goes it?
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Not too bad Cap considering its been a strange fucking year and its still only July.
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Evening Captain, I doubt Simon eats anything other than farleys rusk blessed by Nelson Mandela, his sickly body would have convulsions if he ate my Neanderthal diet.
Rusks and the sense of superiority is what Simon feeds on!☺
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Mis – Rusks will be all he can eat when he starts down the plastic surgery/facelift route. He will have lost his facial character as well as his sense of humour.
Liq – strangest year ever. I wonder when our second lockdown will begin. Melbourne has just started theirs for six weeks. I hope it’s during Christmas.
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Indeed Cap, I have been to Oz but not Melbourne. Apparently its all coffee culture and ‘street art’ or graffiti as it more commonly known. Sounds like a mix between Seattle and Bristol, I wouldn’t like it.
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He’s just exposed himself as another weak limp wristed Cunt toady that would have turned his own family in to the Stasi as long as they left him alone.
What a pathetic excuse for a man.
Is he a fucking kweer ?
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Probably a kware.
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What an arsewipe, we can’t criticise something cos it’s black bruv? What a cunt.
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I decided to watch the Liverpool-Burnley game today as I thought players had taken that inane Black Lives Matter slogan off the back of their shirts. First thing I saw was a Black Lives Matter logo on the sleeve of Mohammed Salah´s shirt. He, in turn, a representative of the people who acted as slave owners, slave drivers and middle men, was praying to Allah – no doubt that he would score a goal. The good news is that the Burnley goalie showed him up several times and the game ended in a draw. No plane flying a White Lives Matter overhead though.
BTW how much longer will they be wearing this meaningless slogan?
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For 12 matches Mr P. Why 12 I haven’t clue.
Oh, maybe a nod to ’12 years a slave’.
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Mo Salah the cunt who said he wouldn’t shake hands with a Jew.
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Did he really? I must have missed that then. Where was the outrage? I remember when there was the no handshake stand-off between Patrice Evra and everybody’s favourite biter, Luis Saurez. The MSM went bat shit crazy about that.
Why does that mud slime get a free pass? Yeah, I think I can guess. It also irritates me how the sports MSM abbreviate his first name to make him sound more ‘cutesy’ and everyday-joe-schmo-one-of-the-lads. He’s a diving cunt and of the same faith as people who maim and kill innocent people. Not libelous, just fact.
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Yes it’s true IY. I’m not sure how you put a link on here. But if you Google ‘Salah and jews you’ll be able to read the whole sickning thing yourself.
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This goes back six years when he wouldn’t shake hands with an Israeli team. Now, I’m not one to take sides with any religious dispute. However, I do know that around a few weeks ago, Salah was filling up at a petrol station in Liverpool and paid for everyone’s fuel at the garage.
I’m pretty sure that few sons of Abraham would have done this. He’s carried out many similar acts like this before.
However, I must add that when he returned to drive away his car, he found his wheels had gone and the car propped up by bricks!
🤣🤣🤣
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Immy Yank
Thank goodness Harry Kane never dives or simulates an injury, eh.
🛩
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Pile in on Kane, Capt. I really don’t care. There’s been football on the telly over here practically everyday for a couple of weeks or more. I haven’t watched any of it. DVR keeps grabbing the games and I keep deleting them. Including Spurs games.
I’m toying with the idea of writing to Levy/Tottenham and expressing my disgust at their support for BLM, considering what that organisation stands for, supports and whose agenda is clearly to destroy the country I call home.
The EPL and Tottenham Hotspur can all fuck off to hell. And I’m not even sad about it.
Not mad at you or any football fans on here. I’m spitting nails about what the game has become and who it aligns itself with. For shame. For shame. Cheers – IY.
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Quicker than you can say “black lives matter, Lewis Hamilton.”
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Cunt should be riding a camel not driving about in the Kaffirs motor.
🐫
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@IY Jackie Charlton died today. When did football die for me? With the inception of the Premiership. And yes the introduction of foreign players. Almost end masse it seemed. Just took away the connection with the town or city.
Money killed it. The millions killed something. Like I think the ‘Murdoch millions’ destroyed the culture of Rugby League.
Maybe It’s just nostagia on my part. My time is over idea. Do have your ‘period’ like the music period you grew up with? Maybe it’s that.
But then again you’d see old men at matches.
I remember the great rivalry matches between Man Utd and Leeds. Jackie going in hard.
There’s just something gone.
Money killed it. And money if not behind this BLM shit is certainly a huge factor. Namely the fear of losing sponsorship.
RIP Jackie Charlton, English football.
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Nicely put, Miles.
When I think really hard about it, I think something changed for me when they allowed advertising on the shirts. I have always felt that was wrong. The shirt should be your teams’ colours, the club crest and perhaps a small manufacturers logo. When I was a kid, the Spurs shirt was simply brilliant white with a small navy blue cockerel atop a football. That’s it. Simple, clean, classic.
Shirt sponsorship pre-dates the Premier League as it happens. I never saw the point of abandoning Division 1 either. Why did we need the Premier League? Why, FFS?
The impact of foreign players has had its pros and cons. The cons include blatant cheating, feigning injury and a lack of sportsmanship. The win-at-any-cost ethos has been with us for a long time now. I don’t like it. Capt Mag had a dig about Kane. He can go down theatrically. His two straight leg falls to the ground are embarrassing, I won’t lie. I don’t like it when Spurs players cheat, just as I don’t like it when other teams’ players cheat. It’s wrong. I find it upsetting.
I remember as a kid when a defender would deliberately trip a forward who was through on goal. A “professional foul” they used to call it and people used to get up in arms about it because it was so unfair and a blatant abuse of the beautiful game. These days, if it’s your team defending, you want the centre half to crock the forward and get away with it. If it’s your teams’ striker, you want him to get fouled, get a penalty and get the defender sent off. That’s how the game has changed. It’s not right.
VAR has been a nightmare at one time or another for all the top teams and it just hasn’t worked in my view. That and the subsequent BLM thing have proved a bridge too far for me.
I haven’t abandoned football. Football has abandoned its fans, including me.
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When the numbers on the shirts went from 1-11. Not fucking 73 etc. You got picked and played for the club not the sponsor. If you weren’t good enough you lost the shirt. That’s why talented players are remembered for the position they played in, for example Liam Brady was no7.
My last remaining give a fuck about football went when they took the knee. Won’t even bother with checking the weekly table.
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Loved Hot Fuzz but can’t think of anything else he has done worth mentioning, Timothy Dalton made that film for me, an underrated and extremely versatile actor, Pegg is a cunt though!
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Paul was very amusing.
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Spaced was low budget British comedy done well.
Particularly the artist who paints and pays the rent with his hampton and the running gag of Nick Frost being kicked out of the TA for stealing a tank and trying to invade Paris.
All of the gags out of that were then recycled in Hot fuzz, Shaun of the dead and Worlds end.
Oddly, my best mate is a dead ringer for Simon Pegg and he gets accused of this in public.
Must warn him.
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Wasnt a fan of Spaced to be honest. Not my sort of humour.
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Yeah, I thought it was pants too. Wasted good money on that DVD. Grrrr!
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Of course before Hot Fuzz became a big deal he was working in England for a production company called “Working Title Films”.
But come Star Trek and Paul, and Universal Studios from the States got involved, he thought he as Billy Big Bollocks rubbing shoulders with the A listers. As a consequence his morals have shifted in order to conform to Hollywoke. In other words he wants the studios to keep funding his projects as well as offer him big salaries.
Moreover, if all he can say is to tell people to shut the fuck up if they have their own opinion then he is yet another cunt who has no idea what democracy means, and is no better than Stalin, Putin or that nutter leader in North Korea.
Hot Cuntzz
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Can but only agree with your assessment, Techno.
I’m struggling with whether or not to write up a cunting of someone else in the entertainment industry who is very dear to my heart. Less so since their adjustment to all things Hollywoke. Their hypocrisy and sucking up to the great and mighty who run ‘Tinsel Town’ is stomach churning.
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Imitation Yank, go for it. 🙂
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Stay in Hollywood.Arsewipe
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Who the fuck is he?
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An unfunny twat.
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Just googled him, haven’t seen any of his film. He is worth $25million. Cunt.
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So now he is probably just another champagne socialist dictating what people can and can’t say from his ivory tower in Hollywank.
Money speaks volumes for some cunts
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Dull fucking cunt who made his name re-enacting his favourite bits from assorted crap films in humour free comedies aimed at low IQ nerds. Spaced was shit, so is everything else he’s ever done. Fuck off and die.
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Spaced has a cult following, a british comedy in low budget blah, speaking to the generation X blah blah,
And spoke to the nerds who blah de blah….
I thought it was fuckin rubbish.
And pegg the baldy twats out of order using Nick Frost as his wing man,
Frost who has Downs Syndrome is used a foil to make Pegg look good.
Not nice Pegg.
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Loved Generation X.
I saw Billy Idol live a few years ago. He was 60 odd then and about as ripped as you could be. Still had the voice too. Good gig.
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Sorry Admin but the cunts at the BBC have done it again! They say that a British man has died in custody in Syria. The turd in question came from Algeria and had his U.K. citizenship annulled in 2018. The death of that cunt has nothing to do with HMG. I just hope that they realise it.
No need to apologise to us. Write up a nom if you feel so inclined. The BBC hardly ever get a mention – admin
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I was so upset at hearing about this guy’s death that I had to crack open a cold beer and dance naked around my living room, waggling my whopper! Her parents weren’t too happy though.
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They are probably used to your antics now.
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Cunt should go back to Legz Akimbo for some real social commentary.
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A short rope and a tall tree for this soy boy, get to fuck faggot
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Shaun of the dead and Hotfuzz were pretty good films watched both with my dad years ago when they came out and he got a laugh out of them as well. I saw Pegg’s most recent film Paul on netflix bout 3 months ago and fuck was it a bad boring humorless film. Watching movies high or drunk usually makes it a better film experience especially comedies, I drank a beer and gin cocktail and being half in the bag never made this film any funnier
It probably didn’t help that seth rogen was in it I hate that cunt he voiced the alien and this is one fucking unfunny alien I tell you. It also had a roster of unfunny americunt actors and comedians which didn’t help it any. It was just a boring shit film I couldn’t unrecommend it enough don’t watch it I’d rather watch shaun of the dead a 15th time then watch Paul again
Simon Pegg is woke leftie virtue signalling cunt he can get fucked he shouldn’t be giving blm after all the statues looting and people they have assaulted an killed any support. Hes the one who should shut his fucking trap!
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Shaun of the Dead was pure class….sorry.
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Neither do I, too.
Nice avatar. Now that’s a proper facial. Well done – admin.
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That is disappointing given how good Hot Fuzz and Shaun the of the Dead are.
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I’ll bet the virtue signaling cunt of a shitstain wouldn’t dare walk about in Brixton late at night alone.
I wish him and is fucking ilk would though
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‘his’ cunt
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A soyboy like that couldn’t walk down Railton Road in the middle of the day for fucks sake. He’d be rolled for his phone, watch and wallet and the bruvvers laughter would be echoing around their rabbit warren while the paramedics were scraping him off the pavement. Stick to your gated Hollywoke mansion fam, know what i’m saying?
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I’ve never got the appeal of Simon Pegg at all. I suppose like Martin Freeman he’s snapped up the role of the dull, average looking Everyman. His films are extremely overrated and he has nil charisma. Surely file this ageing soyboy bellend in the “inexplicably lucky no talent cunt” category that the likes of the execrable Keith Lemon have made their own
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The only person who needs to ‘shut the fuck up’ is this arrogant tosser. This is what we’ve descended to. Anyone who disagrees with you or has a different point of view is not allowed to say anything. The fucking twat would go into meltdown if you accused him of Nazism but that is exactly what these lefty cunts have descended to.
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What’s with the E.T look you Cunt, shite actor and all round Wanker, you are so irrelevant that I can’t be arsed to slag you off any more.!
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Day gets worse, pointless celebrities comes on and poison dwarf Owen fucking Jones and the fat cunt Boulton.
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