A pre-event cunting for the reopening of pubs on Saturday 4th July.
I can see it now, thousands of cunts descending on the pubs on the very first day. Not enough for them that they can buy booze at the supermarket or at the offy, no they just MUST go to the pub.
I fully expect to hear police sirens all day and all night long. Another strain on the emergency services because of a load of selfish, ignorant pissheads.
Hope I’m wrong about this, but judging from what we’ve seen recently of the stupidity of the great British public, well, enough said.
Nominated by: Mystic Maven
Always got shit sport on tvs in nearly every pub obviously the most veiwed is crapball, you wont find me in a pub virus or not.
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I’ve become quite misanthropic in middle-age, so I’ll be having a few sherberts in the house with my new bit on the side (BBW divorcee with a few tramp stamps). Only met her a few weeks ago and this is our first opportunity to spend an evening together. Hopefully, I’ll get a good sloppy nosh whilst I talk to you likeable cunts on here!
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Yep, mahem will likely ensue in the pubs.
I want some of what Brandon’s been smoking, don’t you? 😀
https://uk.news.yahoo.com/pub-social-distancing-coronvirus-brandon-lewis-151427528.html?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbS8&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAAN6x_fyrOtjuDQ-J8U-ONlfDU0fUnoFVZI8qFKIjP4utMdlA09h3moAcflE5t5gisoQKZDpTz9Yaaj15ah9y3BpzRnyvtVZ_LGnevzYX7BPk7U9qZdg6eqjoBHgRzxB23mZeFQmr1AH3cPLrhGRWfqU17Ng-qsmMMZLOGS-bRGDs
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Nighty night all.
Got an early start tomorrow.
Want to be first in socially distanced line outside The Brewer’s Arms at 6am.
😎
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Do you find yourself in many brewers’ arms early in the morning Mr Puff?
Or possibly the bricklayers’ arms……wearing a hard hat obviously.
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As RTC is quite erudite I think he’s more likely to be found in a Masons Arms, Freddie.
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The fucking place was closed! Landlord must’ve been having a lie in. As if the idle cunt hadn’t been lying in every day for the past 3 months! Shithole anyway.
I’m now 9th in the queue outside the Hare & Hounds.
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Our local landlord spent the first couple of weeks after lockdown taking his alcoholic lunch with his family on a table out front on the street. He also let contractors working for him have a pint similarly on public display. Which struck me as grossly insensitive*, rubbing his former customers’ noses in their plight, and I do not see me patronising his joint again.
Glass of house red plonk: £5.50
Bottle of very drinkable Australian Shiraz from Co-op: £6.00
No contest, cunt.
^even for an antipodean, which he is
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I fucking love the pub. They have been open here for about a month now, I’ve been once. It was fucking shite. No drink offers, no happy hours, beer has gone up, 4 people to a table, table service only, restricted numbers in the pub, queues waiting outside to get in, limited time in pub, personal details and temperature taken on entry, your given a sticker which MUST be displayed, i could go on but you get my point. All pubs are different, i know, but my local has turned into a load of shite and it was ACE before all this bollocks.
I will return again when the above has been royally fucked off.
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overnight the regime have provided pubs and restaurants with the guidelines for opening – thereby giving companies as much time as necessary to adhere to them (sic) – it’s 34 pages long
“Buried in the 34-page Government rulebook for pubs and restaurants reopening on 4th July is a requirement to collect contact details for everyone present. This is quite significant as, in the event of an outbreak, government contact tracers will have to be in touch with everyone present.” (21 century Wire)
34 fucking pages long – collecting details is contrary to the Data Protection Act – just how much sillier is this going to get – and people still believe it’s about a public health issue FFS – we need to get rid of this lot asap – they are THE fucking cunts
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