Period Poverty

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Period Poverty.

Long time reader, first time cunter. I won’t bore you with my occupation, but I’m not the sort you’d expect on ISAC – we’re not all left-wing Corbynite bummers.

Period poverty. No, not being skint at the end of January because you’ve spunked all of your early December wages on shitty office Christmas parties & tinsel – not having enough money to stop your cunt from bleeding out because it’s that time of month.

Surprise surprise, the local news has a load of peacefuls & Roma sorts moaning about the fact that they can’t afford to cover their cunts during their monthly wet period. Not content with their monthly benefits package & prescriptions for Ibuprofen, the cunts are now pleading for free tampons & sanitary pads. Most of the fuckers will have had FGM, so they haven’t got a fully fledged cunt anyway.

Do us a favour & stick your cunts on a boat and fuck off out of this once great country. You are a fucking disgrace.

Nominated by: EFTE

43 thoughts on “Period Poverty”

  1. Im not into talking about ladies personal stuff im afraid (sniff) its beyond the pale frankly.
    Like the save at the end with the racism!👍👍
    😂
    Theres nothing that depresses me more than the idea of some Roma gyppo type rolling their own tampons from greggs pastie bags.😢

      • MNC says “im afraid (sniff) ”

        I take it that you’re not a fan of the “rainbow kiss”

        With all due respect, if Katie Price had tried to sit on my face I , too would be very afraid.
        The filthy slapper just has one festering cleft between her cellulite-clad thighs , ie her pisshole, cunt and overstretched anus have merged into one hideous septic gash.

  2. Grasping fucking freeloading bunch of bastards. They’ll be moaning about not being able to afford masks next and they might die……good, hurry up about it you cunts. They’ll get yet another hand out, spend the money on lottery tickets and nick some towels from next doors washing line to wrap around their cunt faces.

  4. Great first cunting! I have to admit to curiosity regarding your profession though. You’re not in the fashion business are you? Or a journalist? Surely not a BBC employee….?

  5. What about shaving poverty? My Jermyn Street shaving cream, Silver-Tip Badger Hair shaving brush (the Vegans are campaigning to get these banned, but that’s for a separate cunting) and razors all cost money.

    There is already a country that offers free sanitary products. Money grows on trees there. It is, of course, Scotland.

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-46904775

  6. I have had conversations with my friend’s daughter regarding period poverty, ( something I thought I wouldn’t chat about) she is a right old lib/lefty/marxist. Never had a proper job and she is in her mid 20’s, but expecting to get everything for free, thanks to the tax payer.

    • Breakfast now feels somewhat unappealing.

      I quite agree. That wasn’t the first grim bit of reading today either. This nom is really stripping the class from this site.

      • So grim it apparently needed removing….I genuinely no longer understand the limits in that case….still.as you say…”our blog,our rules” and we are free to Fuck Off if we don’t like it.

        unfortunately, if you want to go that far and involve an individual’s name then the cops tend to drop us a line. If you can refrain from making it personal everyone’s a lot happier. Unfortunately not even our rules in certain cases.

      • Don’t get me wrong Mr Fiddler it did make me laugh. It was the Jo Brand bit that did it.

      • Just to clear my confusion,Admin…was it the suggestion that a certain prominent Gay uses rodents as personal hygiene products …or was it the admittedly rather lurid description of a famous comedienne inserting a tampon that is likely to attract Police attention ?

        It’s just that many “Cuntings” are for “named” individuals and I must admit that I may have had some harsh words to say about some of them in the
        past….

        probably both, but the lurid one most likely. And you’re quite right, many of the things on this site could cause a complaint. I can’t say that all of our decisions are going to be popular, but there you go.

      • Would you care to pre-order a copy of my forthcoming book.. “Fifty Shades of Fiddler” ?….In it I relate my experiences as a gynecologist at The House of Commons….the chapter dealing with the fallout caused to an obese M.P of Colour’s “stench-trench” due to her sexual shenanigans with a certain ex-Leader of the Labour Party is particularly juicy…should really help settle a queasy stomach.

  9. You despicable old man!
    You were playing with your winkle while writing that wasnt you?!!

  10. Dick’s post has disappeared. I suspect admin may have been put off their breakfast whilst taking in his gratuitous prose.

    It wasn’t just Dick. And yes, my breakfast is threatening a re-appearance. Come on you lot, there’s only 90 minutes to the next nom.

  12. Isn’t there some sort of romantic bedroom fetishism about the up on bricks week?
    Anyhow fuck knows.
    Stick your tammies up your arse.
    I think..
    Duck the gyppos also.
    Good morning!

  13. Duck? Duck off FUCK ffs..
    Although ducking the cunts in acid does have great appeal.

    • I thought you were advocating some sort of traditional rustic punishment for socially undesirable transient types. Possibly a practice that should be re-introduced forthwith?

  14. It’s an interesting, albeit frustrating mental exercise trying to work out why this once great country of ours is seen the world over as, not a place that one is priveledged to be living in and therefore worthy of great respect, but more a place that owes everyone in the world that doesn’t currently hold residency a debt of entitlement that will automatically be paid once the ‘claimant’ has managed to make their presence known. The gleeful expressions upon the faces of Calais jungle hopefuls and human detritus washed up on the shores of Kent says it all. “We’ve made it to the land of promised Honoury Membership. Our troubles and want are over, let our life of ease and plenty begin ”

    And of course, as soon as these high expectations are in any way delayed or denied, the wrath of indignation follows. No doubt, in their minds are….”but I thought…xyz…it should automatically happen as we were told”

    These people mentioned in the nom are not grateful to be here, even if their lives were once shit by comparison. These people are thinking of Britain as a provider of Assurance as if they are in possession of a policy.

    Does this look plausable or am I suffering from verbal Dai O’Rhea again. Bunch of skanky cunt cunts.

  15. I’ve run out of Kleenex.

    Spunk poverty. It’s a serious tissue! Ah-ha.

  16. I fail to understand this “period poverty” in the 21st century UK, where living standards are supposedly the best ever. Did we have this problem during years of post-war austerity in the 1950s?

    I suspect this problem is largely prevalent amongst the third world immigrant community and in few other areas of our demographic.

    • I think they just like having another excuse to both figuratively and literally paint themselves as a victim.

  17. Free bog roll next .
    Shitting is a natural process, never mind monthly, imagine the size.
    Is Jo Brands snatch full of pus?

  18. I suffer tissue poverty. I lay the blame squarely at the feet of Pornhub.

  20. It boggles my mind.

    Where are women buying tampons and sanitary towels from to be so expensive? Harrods? Idiots.

    “Mummy, I think I’ve started my period.”

    “Oh Tabitha, that’s wonderful news! Worry not, dear heart. Mummy will send for Juanita, our maid, to get you some.”

    They should pop to the supermarket or poundland.

  23. I’d happily provide free Dracula’s teabags for these creatures. I’d even provide free matches to light the fuse.

  24. I believe in equality. So if wimminz get jam rags for free, the government can fucking foot the bill for their compulsory face masks. Let’s see how keen tax-paying sheeple are to comply with the first-step burkas then.

  26. “Access to menstrual products is a right. Period.” It was their cute and snappy punny mantra. Like fuck it is! Well seen Scotland was the first cuntry to pass a bill that offers free fanny pads to all women — a cuntry full of bloody grasping cunts indeed! What we need to do is devise a plan that basically involves getting a couple of volunteers to stand outside the shops incognito that these mouthbreathers frequent (Iceland, Greggs, Primark, Superdrug, Lidl, Ladbrokes, Sunbed Salons, Bingo halls, Amusement Arcades, Pharmacies, Wetherspoons, et al) with a tranquilliser gun and target each and every one of them. Load them all into a waiting van or lorry and then drive off and dump their worthless cadavers into the fucking sea!

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