Mohiussunnath Chowdhury (2)

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Mohiussunnath Chowdhury is a cunt, isn’t he.

A jihadi who has been jailed for planning terror attacks wrote down plans for when he arrived in heaven as a martyr – including meeting wives and decorating his “main palace.”

Chowdhury pinned to-do lists for the afterlife to his bedroom door while plotting an attack on potential targets including a gay pride parade and Madame Tussauds. The 29-year-old chicken shop worker who slashed police officers with a sword outside Buckingham Palace in August 2017, but was acquitted of a terror offence at a retrial after claiming he was depressed and wanted to be shot dead.

After his release from prison he mounted new plots, and revealed his plans to undercover officers who posed as fellow jihadis in Luton.

On Thursday, he was jailed for life with a minimum prison term of 25 years for preparing acts of terrorism.

This prompts a few questions:-

I know Madame Tussards isn’t everybody’s cup of tea but does it really warrant this level of violence? Furthermore, had he already chosen the colours for his palace up in Paradise? Also, had he selected the names for his two favourite wives? Finally, he seems to have left meeting Allåh quite low down the list? Surely the creator of the Universe and all that is wondrous, peace be upon him, is slightly more important than a new coat of paint?

Psh.

Nominated by: Captain Magnanimous

66 thoughts on “Mohiussunnath Chowdhury (2)”

    • May the fat of the pig forever drip upon his gonads, and may his knife be forever blunt.

      • May a host of fleas lodge forever in his beard, and may the great haemorrhoid of wrath forever hang from his jacksy. The cunt.

      • Mr knee. The peaceful proclivity for dubious personal hygiene and a love of buggering young boys back in the motherland means your statement is pretty much a given.😝

  3. Hahaha, good nom Captain!👍
    Fuckin decorating?
    He goes to paradise queues up to claim his 70virgin wives and hes worried about the wallpaper?
    I suggest his mosque look into his eligibility to enter paradise!
    Seems a bit light in his sandals, a bit carmen miranda around the turban, likes sequins on his suicide vest, skips not walks, has a lot of musicals among his cat Stevens albums.
    Dhuki Dharlng

    • Ever seen ‘A Matter of life and Death’ Miserable? Maybe…as in the film (life is technicolor,) heaven black and white.
      The famous stairway to heaven. Not Led Zep.
      Fetching a tear from an operating theatre.-To show that love is more powerful than death.
      The game of ping pong stops when ‘Conducter 71’ appears.
      They have made a mistake and he’s still got some life left.
      Propaganda for our American cousins.
      Great film.

      • No Miles, not seen it.
        Who stars in it?
        Watched a documentary film last night about George Foreman.
        A boxing great and a sullen young man, after his defeat at the hands of Ali, he struggled and one night had what some might say a nervous breakdown, some might say a religious intervention.
        He gave away all his trappings of wealth and became a minister in a church helping young people.
        He didnt fight for years, didnt watch tv or train.
        Then he needed money for his youth program and went back to boxing at 38yrs old.
        Everyone took the piss, laughed at him.
        Wasnt laughing when he became oldest man to win heavyweight champion of the world though.
        Hes not sullen anymore, a happy man, a inspirational man.
        Enjoyed it.👍

      • David Niven plays Peter Carter- a poet with a headache.

        Yes George found humility. ‘He out-thought me and out -fought me’ about Ali.

        Real black role models aeons away from what we have we have today.

    • I don’t expect to live long enough to read all that. I’ll take my chances with judges that routinely let murderers go with suspended sentences.

  6. Another prime example of the savage yet childish nature of these nutcases.
    Hunt them down like rats, blow the fuckers away, no need for any trials.
    It’s all good.
    Fuck allah.

    • Allah’s arse is little better than the rusted end of the Rag Man’s Trumpet. Yet Towel Heads follow the whiff of the Ring, attracted by the familiarity of his shit.

      Now if that doesn’t earn me a fatwah, fuck all else will.

  7. The idiots in charge of our country in the last 50 years should have listened to Enoch Powell a little more.

  8. Sadly, there are many thousands like him in todays UK, and the current flow of recruits are being fast tracked at the Port of Dover. Politicians need fucked over, stood against the wall, and shot from the arses of a thousand camels.
    I will be leaving this earth before the end of England arrives, and I shall be damned glad to do so,

    I don’t like Salad Heads, Wugs and Donkey Shaggers. Fuck the lot of them.

    • A 3AM visit from the ladies of the Yazidi Hit Squad (a real thing, they are vengeful and scary) should sort out this murderous old tramp.
      And imagine when he gets to Pakidise for his 70 virgins – all the players will look up from their games consoles..

      • Sounds like the perfect punishment for these cunts, a date with the Yazidi ladies, it would be a short and not so sweet date.

    • Your spot on how many more guerrillas in the mist are there in Britain just byding their time for the instructions from the great p3do Allah the country is full of dormant terrorist cells and I lay all the blame on that smarmy snake oil salesman cunt Blair

      It’s time to hang em high

  9. This cunt is clearly mentally ill. It does support my theory that folk from the Middle East are susceptible to having fewer oars in the water than needed to maintain lifetime stability.

    I hope the cunt is fed pork in stir. Why the fuck we accommodate this murderous shiite is far beyond the powers of deduction that my simple brain is capable of.

    I hope the fuckwaffle receives some unwanted sexual attention from his psychopathic, 6’8″ African cellmate, Ngwandoo.

    • The problem is PM – as soon as these fuckers get sent to prison they just join up with even more extreme and evil muslims – they are a menace and should not be in the Country in the first place.
      Are you listening porky Patel?
      Nah, she ain’t – she is turning out to be as spineless as traitor Teresa when she was Home Secretary

  10. Cunt can just fuck right off and die, a tall tree and a short rope for this towel headed cunt, and fire up the pig roast so the last thing the fucker smells is cooked bacon and all the fat afterwards is smeared all over the cunt

    • Didn’t they used to wrap up these mudslimes in a pigskin then fire them out of a cannon back in colonial days?

      • Thats where you get “pigs in blankets”from.
        Up the Empire!🇬🇧🇬🇧

  11. I think he should be led to the showers of boiling pig piss, before being disposed of Unkle Terry style.

  13. Not a terrorist despite waiving a sword about and shouting about Alan ‘s Snack bar?
    But then a terrorist because of some shitty drawings?
    Says a lot about how low this country has sunk.
    Show these cunts weakness in any way and they will hope to kill your entire family.
    Burn this bastard,find anyone who may have even given him a sly wink in approval for his faggit carpet rider actions and shoot them at the Tower of London peak season.
    Gas it’s family and fucking taking the gloves off.
    No? Then we are all fucked.
    Vermin.

  14. Ha ha, quality cunting as usual, Cap’n Mags. He must imiagine there’ll be a B & Q up in Heaven where he can purchase some Dulux Crescent Moon white paint for his palace then stroll back whistling the latest hit from Islam FM.

    Hoo-eee, what a mental cunt.

    • He should mabey go for dulex goose down it’s a nicer colour and Allah would approve

  15. As I understand it, and I could be wrong with this, females aren’t allowed into heaven. At least, not the one that the men go to. That begs the question, who are these “wives” he was planning on finding? And what about the 72 virgins he was promised? One I do know for sure, is that he should have been shot dead by a female cop. Muslims believe that being killed by a woman is an instant bar on entry to heaven.

    • 72 virgins? All Irish nuns, school teacher Irish nuns, menopausal school teacher Irish nuns, hung over menopausal school teacher Irish nuns as far as the eye can see. Every paradise is another’s Hell, enjoy.

      • Be lonely hearts types.
        “Jolly personality=annoying cunt
        Likes dining out= fat cunt
        Bubbly personality=nutter
        Quiet= boring cunt
        Fun loving= pisshead
        Those sorts.

      • Afternoon Miserable, maybe they are all in their ninja garb and you just have to take pot luck. Obviously you can weed out the porkers unless there is a shortage and some other jihadi has left all the munters.

      • Hiya LL, wouldnt like 72 virgins anyway would you?
        Think the correct term for 72 virgins is
        ‘a star trek convention’..

      • Ha, ha MNC.

        New age: smelly with a hairy fanny.

        Seeks knight in shining armour: ex husband is a fucking nutter.

        Bubbly: fucking nutcase.

        Curvy: fat cunt.

        Likes eating out: lazy, fat cunt.

      • Hehehee,😁
        yeah CG you have to read between the lines isnt it?
        ‘Slow to trust=paranoid
        Likes the outdoors= homeless
        Cuddly= morbidly obese
        Likes animals= prosecuted for wanking a dog off.

      • Headstrong – Psychopath
        Open minded – Total slut
        Looking for mature man – Gold digger
        Looking for mature woman – Con artist
        Looking for a quiet life – ex prisoner
        Single mums welcome – peeedo alert
        Likes quiet nights in – Fat lazy cunt
        Athletic – fat cunt
        Great personality – ugly boring cunt
        Outspoken – argumentive cunt

      • All the virgins are fat ugly socially damaged 50 Year old gamers who live in a bedroom at their parents house.
        Should be fun when Mo ham head and his chums get to Pakidise to find 70 Men needing someone to apply their eye ointment and pile cream!
        On other news – B&WC knows naaafink about any sexual shenanigans with hideous carpet munchers – so the strongly worded email from his solicitor Mr Rumpole rather rudely informs me anyway! 😄

  16. There is no place for cunts permeated in mysticism like Chowdhury in an advanced, progressive society, because their beliefs and ethics are regressive and toxic to such a society. Anyone that thinks a free thinking, progressive culture can co-exist with an ever growing one that obeys a tome of medieval edicts is living in an idealistic cuckoo land. At some stage, our masters will be faced with ‘do we capitulate to their backward belief system or do we fight it because it’s beginning to overpower is.’

    It’s really a case of whether a host nation is prepared to give up everything that’s been achieved over several hundred years of innovation and scientific advancement and hand it over to value destroying mystics.
    Look at the state of countries that the likes of Chowdhury’s forefathers come from. Dirty, filthy, smashed up shitholes. Only the likes of some of our most prominent Labour MP’s would be foolish enough to believe that Britain wouldn’t end up looking like those places as religious factional wars are played out on the streets of Bradford, Leeds and Luton etc.

    Bunch of deluded cunts.

  17. Fucking stupid judges. The cunt was waving a fucking sword about outside Buckingham Palace at coppers.

    He says he’s got depression and they let the cunt free. Judges who make such decisions should account for such errors. Only for the grace of God did this inbred medieval savage not commit a mass atrocity.

    He should’ve been strung up by his nads and dipped into a pool of piranhas after his first arrest. Not released by soft judges who believed his ‘depression’ bullshit.

    Useless pricks.

  18. Funny how you never see any Moslems at your front door like the 7th Day Adventists or Jehovah busybodies wearing ties and clutching their squalid tracts. It’s just an excuse to become filled with fury and rage against the system because of failure. Nevertheless, the fact that another human being must tell you about God or allaah proves there isn’t a bearded fairy in the clouds. Enjoy the paradise.

    • Mongleboy Chowdown would not listen to you JJ – Islam is hatred and exploitation of Women turned into a cult, despicable animals with no place in the modern World (Muslims not Women I hasten to add! 😄). But I hear not one squeak from the snowflakes about this, baffling.
      And I wonder what would happen if someone offed him with a sword and claimed depression? Patted on the greasy head and given a free house?
      Or threatened him with the ultimate torture for our hygienically challenged Parking Stanley friends – a haircut and a bath!

  19. Seventy two virgins? Sounds too much like hard work to me. I’d trade them for thirty six push fits, with or without KY. I’d work my way through them and start again. And if I’m going to martyr myself I want a variety of cold beers on tap and all my favourite films on Blu-ray. Where do I sign up?

  21. How much is it going to cost the British taxpayer to keep this jihadist japseye banged up for the next 25 years? Enough to build a new school or hospital I’ll bet. Why can’t we deport this piece of shit to Cuntistan or wherever he comes from. Turns my fucking piss to steam I can tell you.

    • Any foreign or dual nationality individual living in the UK who commits a criminal offence should be on the next plane back to the third World.
      If it was down to me I would put enough fuel in to get it halfway

      • I’d just douse the cunt with one gallon, then light the fucker up.
        Much cheaper, and everyone likes a roaring fire, plenty of dosh left for a good ISAC piss up and fish, chips and mushy peas.
        Cheers !

      • A very warm light up! I hear the crackle of fat globules as they combust already…..wait, was that a squeal I here ?

  22. It’s hard to spot nutters until it’s too late.
    Belief in invisible sky beings seems to lead to a lot of problems, no matter the sky being of choice.
    You’d have to have a slate off to believe in any of the millennia old fairy tales, IMHO.

    • “It’s hard to spot nutters until it’s too late”.
      That’s what my psychiatrist said at my last trial! 😄
      Before I ate her.

  23. Let’s hope the monumental cunt makes it to three paradise afterlife and all his Virgins are 6 foot 9 inch gay bikers that are hung like donkeys on a warm day!

  24. Since he’s obsessed with interior design and pride marches, he’d better hope his ‘main palace’ has a nice big closet for him to hide in!

  25. Wood-chip and magnolia for the walls and a nice bit of Artex for the ceiling. Jobs a good un.

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