Mike Martin (Daddy05)

Who? I hear you cry. Well I defy you to find a bigger cunt on the Internet. This utter piece of shite goes by the YouTube channel name Daddy05. He got famous for ‘pranking his kids’ and filming it for his channel. The kids are quite young and pranks involved ‘smashing my sons xbox’ and ‘ink stain on the carpet’.

Daddy05 and his fat scum bag wife who films the events would hilariously scream and swear at the kids for things they haven’t done, bringing the children to tears or fits of rage as they defend themselves and basically break mentally. Once the children have hit rock bottom they are told by their dad, ‘its just a prank bro’, whilst mum and dad laugh at how silly they look crying on camera.

Its basically child abuse. I won’t post a video here but feel free to have your piss boiled and look it up on YouTube. Video comments consist of slack jawed Americans saying things like ‘hu hu, you got em good Daddy’ etc.

What the fuck is happening to this world when child abuse gets a channel on YouTube but voicing the wrong opinion gets you shut down. Anyway, the cunt got arrested and two of his kids have been taken into care following the outrage. Fuck Daddy05 and shame on you YouTube you backward cunts

Nominated by: YourCuntingDaughter

48 thoughts on “Mike Martin (Daddy05)

  1. Torturing children was Brady and Hindley’s idea of fun too.
    I’m not going to check YouTube, cos I cant afford a new monitor when I put my fist through it, but I’m delighted to learn that his kids have been taken into care. They should be given up for adoption and the records sealed for ever.
    As for these two child abusers, sterilization to both to start off with followed by a lengthy prison spell should be the start. Then a permanent ban on coming closer than 100 yards to any child anywhere for the rest of their worthless lives.

    • If they went to prison they would likely be dead or in solitary by the first day. It’s well known that even the most hardened of criminals vehemently hate child abusers.

      • Unfortunately they get put in prison with other child abusers and kiddelyfiddlers so justice very rarely gets metered out on the cunts.
        Public flogging and humiliation first then general population preferably in a high max prison like Whitemoor.

  2. Child abuse like this is regarded as just good old fun -the way a lot of school teachers in the past escaped prosecution for displaying their often sadistic ways and methods. I cannot imagine why these videos are allowed on the patformwhen so much else is regarded as “unacceptable” (i.e. the woke Left’s ridiculous whims and fancies challenged)

  3. Him and his wife are both cans of can’t.
    It boils my water hotter than a kettle.

    I’m glad I haven’t watched any of those videos.

  4. Hopefully both the parents will be bummed to death in prison.
    What a pair of fucking rats.

    • Christ you’d have to pay me a lot to bum that bag.
      They look like a couple of half-wits from the picture. Duh…

  5. I am all too aware of these cunts. Thankfully their main channel was taken down after a huge wave of outrage from YouTube users but the fact they still have some presence on the site and aren’t in jail is a serious indictment on both YouTube and the American justice system. Here’s a good video about the evil cunts (albeit it is over a year old:
    https://youtu.be/X0oZexAaayU

    • Nah, that’s too lenient a punishment for them. They should be put through every single thing they put their poor kids through before being waterboarded and subjected to ECT. Then they can be hung upside down before being hung, drawn and quartered.

  6. They’ll get their comuppance when the children select their nursing home. Enjoy sitting in your own shit, covered in lice watching paint peel off a mouldy wall full of rats.

  7. The really good thing here is that humans have long memories, and the short term gain of building up a YouTube channel following with ‘subscriber’s’ will be more than offset by the contempt felt and eventually displayed by their victimised offsprings. I hope they’re both left to rot in their sunset years. This kind of thing is not trivial, even if it is attracting “Way hay go deddum dude” comments befitting a fucking 8 year old.

    The deepest impressions are made by the experiences of ones early years. Daddy 05 and his munter of a wife have selfishly tortured their children’s emotions for the sake of entertainment. Pair of utter cunts.

  8. YouTube occasionally recommends to me that I may wish watch this bilge. Being an obvious weirdo that somehow does not find the misery and suffering of children titillating, I decline.

    • … and they’re both fiendishly ugly. He has the beard of a suicide bomber, and she looks like a pig’s face flattened by a frying pan.

  9. I’ve just been looking through the previous Deadpool and I’m honestly stunned that no one picked Jack Charlton. RIP to the man.

    • A proper footballer, not like the pampered tossers of today, and a blokes bloke, who spoke his mind.
      I’m glad he dodged the Dead Pool.
      Nice one Jack.

      • As for the two freaks in the photo, it’s Rose and Fred West reincarnated.
        Flamethrower.
        Oven.
        Flamethrower again.
        Scatter ash to the four winds.
        Get To Fuck.

      • Agreed Jack, a tough man in a Leeds Utd team of hard men,
        and didn’t give a shit about picking players for Ireland who had once caught the Rosslare ferry or been on a stag weekend to Dublin.

      • Fond memories of Jack from a time when men played football. My favourite is when he held the goalie’s finger in his teeth for an attacking corner. Legend. RIP.

      • ‘Few have blended courage and charisma quite like Jack Charlton’

        This is a quote from the BBC today. These fuckers distort everything they touch.
        A good footballer? – yes. But charismatic?
        You’ve got to be joking! Like his brother, he was a streak of piss.

      • I wonder what that sketch would have been like had Andwoo Windsor-Porchester’s behaviour been in the news at the time…

        “Your Highness is a pompous fat cunt.”

  10. Sorry to go off topic, has anyone got big Jack Charlton in the Deadpool?

  11. Daddy 05 is evil no other word for it.
    Notice its children he mentally tortured, because hes weak&cowardly.
    Ideally he’ll get REAL justice down the line,
    3 blokes, crowbars.
    Daddy cries.

    • The kids meanwhile will grow up with issues that last a lifetime. The pair of them ain’t fit to raise a potato.

      It’s cunts like these who make me question whether forced sterilisation is all bad MNC.

  12. When I saw the picture at the top I thought it was 50s throwback Mark Lamarr.
    For quite a while it now seems in this country, and the USA it appears child abuse is not a serious offence.
    These bastards should be thrown into jail and forced to mix with real scum, who would dish out some medieval justice to them.
    I remember the pathetic sentences given to the pair of cunts that killed baby P. Human rights should not apply to anybody found guilty of harming children.

    • Definitely in this country you do have to wonder CMA, you only have to look at the widespread abuse of young white girls by peaceful grooming gangs and the apathy shown by social services, councils and the police. Hopefully someone will ‘prank’ them in the prison showers.

  13. You could argue that he’s already been punished, having to fuck that ugly fat porker.

    I’d still hang the bastard anyway. I’d chop the fat bitch up and feed it to the pigs.

  14. Drop the cunts in the middle of CHAZ, Seattle, and see how they get on having a few pranks of their own courtesy of the local BLMs!

  15. Tommy Robinson, Stefan Molyneux and Katie Hopkins banned from YouTube but abusing children seems to be fine with them.

    Still, I hope the kids find happiness away from their disgusting parents. I will not watch their videos they sound sick as fuck, but I would advocate them feeling what being bullied feels like by letting a few nutters go to town on them.

  16. Just saw a clip of him megaphoning his young son awake. Fucking with anyones nap time is utterly cuntish. The look of saddness on that kids face, on all the kids faces, knowing they’re trapped with this pair of single digit IQ cunts is pretty heart wrenching.

    The malevolence is palpable even through the camera. Not fit for raising children, chemical castration required. As in, sulphuric acid dripped onto the scrotum until withered.

    • It reminds me of biffa bacons family from the vis and the mothers a fat ugly cunt as well

  17. I haven’t seen the channel, but I’m going to guess that Daddy05 is from the US. And from the look of that photo, I’m also going to guess that they’re dumb ol’ country hillbilly types. Which means his wife is also his sister. I’ve played pranks on my children in the past, but nothing like you’ve described. You’re right, what these shit sticks are doing is child abuse.

  18. There are pranks, then there’s Zerzetsung (Stasi psy-op, meaning ‘decomposition’).

    I’ve seen people terrifying their pets for likes but not children.

    Fucking monsters.

    A call to the NSPCC might be in order.

    • OK, this got my attention. People terrifying their pets? FFS!! I need their names and addresses pronto. My machete has been sharpened.

      • Stuff like putting a cucumber behind a cat when it’s eating and then when it sees it it jumps about ten feet in the air and legs it.

        The cat actually thinks it’s a snake and then becomes stressed for life when eating.

        But a few likes is worth Tiddles living in fear for its entire life.

  19. And this is supposed to be a grown man?! A fucking adult?!! A responsible parent?!
    I would cover this infantile sadistic fucker’s gonads in jam and string him up billy bollocks over a wasps nest. How’s that for a fucking prank, eh?

  20. They had two kids removed and were sentenced to five years supervised probation. Total cunts.

  21. Fucking pair of cunts. I’d Safeguard those kids and show their fat, ugly cunting parents the fucking paperwork when I’d finished it.

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