Dead Pool [172]

Congratulations to pedantic cunt who correctly predicted that Dame Olivia de Havilland would be next to be gone with the wind at the grand old age of 104.

On to DeadPool 172

The rules

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will be next to conk out.No duplicates.You can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s nominations.Like black and White cunt frequently does.

2)Anyone nominating the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt who will be ignored.

3)It must be a newsworthy cunt we have heard of.

My noms (Shaun)

George Alagiah
Alex Zanardi
Leon Spinks
Ruth Bader Ginsburg
Frankie Banali

94 thoughts on “Dead Pool [172]

  1. David attenborough
    Charlie Zelenoff
    Ed sheerhan
    Jeremy Corbyn
    Dianne “aaaargh, my eyes” Abbot

  2. Phil Lesh (Grateful Dead bassist)
    Vivien Campbell (Def Leppard)
    David Crosby (CSN)
    Tony Iommi (Black Sabbath)
    Willy Nelson (Cuntry singer)

  3. Ok, can’t be bothered to check previous posts, so if someone’s already been chosen that’s my tough luck… Anyway, my 5 are

    Neil Diamond
    Thelma Barlow
    Mel Brooks
    Freddy parrot face Davies
    Prunella Scales

  4. Leonard Fenton ( dr legg )
    Barbara Knox
    Julie Goodyear
    Stan Bowles
    Ratko Mladic ( freedom fighter )

  5. Nancy Pelosi
    Hardy Kruger
    John ‘Tiswas’ Gorman
    Biddy ‘Blue Peter’ Baxter
    Anna ‘Ohhh, Arthur’ Karen

    Good ‘arrers Pedantic.

  6. Stanley Baxter
    Bill Ward
    Luke Rhinehart
    John Astin
    Dickie Davies

    Bang on PC.

  7. Sidney Poitier
    Christopher Lloyd
    Courtney Love
    Hank Marvin
    Norman Tebbit

  8. Josef fritzl
    Bill treacher (Arthur Fowler)
    Dennis skinner
    Ozzy Osborne
    Madeleine albright

  9. Billy Cunting Bragg
    Andy Bell
    Marc Almond
    Polly Fucking Toynbee
    Giles Brandreth

  10. Havent seen the rest but:
    Yoko fucking Ono
    Danglebert Pimpledick
    Lyndsey Buckingham
    Mick Fleetwood
    Stevie Nicks

  11. Julie Andrews
    Vince Hill
    Richard Lester
    Bernard Cribbins
    Frank Williams ( dads Army)

    A beautiful list much coveted by the usual house trolls on here.

  12. I had Olivia D for yonks (grand old lady of the silver screen), till people started nicking my noms, but no sour grapes Pedantic ; well done 🙂
    Sorry to tell you Kirk Douglas is not valid for this round – he sailed his Viking ship to Valhalla in February, aged 103. Some say a ‘good’ age – I have to disagree ; he spent the last 10 years drooling into a bib 🙁
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    Anyhow, here’s my stab :-

    Yaphet Kotto (actor)
    Paul Henry (Benny from Crossroads)
    Tom Skerritt (cardboard actor)
    David McCallum (Man from UNCLE)
    Jimmy Carter (39th President of USA & ex peanut farmer)

  13. How about introducing a Dead Pool Wish List? Primary criteria wouldnt be age or health, but just a group of cunts the world could do without. Just a thought. Good morning.

  14. Valéry Giscard d’Estaing
    Desmond Morris
    Trevor Peacock
    Pierre Cardin
    Tippi Hedren

  15. Camilla Parkyer-Bowels
    Jilly Cooper
    Joannaaah Plastic-Bumley
    Ton Koopman
    Daniel Barenboim

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