Water Sports with Theresa May (28)

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Theresa “Traitorous, incompetent twat” May deserves a nomination.

Bit of an unusual one this, but given what’s going right now, it’s somewhat appropriate. Back when Boris was Mayor of London, he bought the police two shiny new trucks with water cannons on them.

Unfortunately, he was banned from using them by the then Home Secretary. Anyone care to guess who that Home Secretary was? Yep, Theresa May. And not only did she ban their use, she proved her cunt credentials to everyone who would listen by BRAGGING about it.

She was proud that she’d banned Boris from giving the police two water cannons, of the type used by police forces throughout the EU and the world. Can you imagine how different the recent and continuing ‘protests’ would be if the police had them at their disposal today? But they don’t. Because May then sold them. And considering how utterly useless that slag is, she probably sold them at a loss. Imagine how bad things would be if she hadn’t resigned. Theresa the Appeaser, you’re a cunt.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

55 thoughts on “Water Sports with Theresa May (28)”

  1. Khan would never have allowed their use anyway. Boris makes grand gestures but empty threats. Mrs May should of stick with the local W.I.

    Fuck them all.

  2. Crapping Christ, the wording of the title gave me a mental imagine of the T-bag herself in a wet t-shirt contest!
    Now I only wish I could gouge out my mind’s eye!

    • I think that QDM knew exactly what he was doing with that title. Admin, you must discipline the bounder or you will be opening the floodgates to certain members with fertile imaginations.

      • Really? I had a worse image from the title but I got a dirty mind. Golden showers from the old witch May from the title “Watersports with Theresa May”

        I don’t mind a bit of femdom I wouldn’t mind getting pissed on from the right cunt but not old saggy tits May

  3. A water cannon is child’s play compared to the tactics I would employ to maintain law and order.

  4. I think they were sold off at a third of their original price.

    I could be wrong, I could be right.
    I could be black, I could be white.

    But obviously with privilege.

  5. I would be happy to see my tax money spent on a couple more if they were guaranteed to be used on any bunch of cunts blocking roads or kicking off, would have loved to see those extinction lot being washed away instead of police carrying them off one by one.
    A few BLM cunts looked liked they would benefit from a good wash as well.

  6. Even if they still had them no copper would ever give the authorisation to deploy them. Spineless, bullying, useless cunts.

  7. There is a delightful video on youtube of the Seattle police using their water cannon on the CHAZ skum.

    Its like watching dogshit being hosed down the drain.

    Very satisfying.

  8. To be fair to Mrs May (which I’m loathe to be) it was Suckdick Khunt who sold the water cannons, and at a massive loss.

    Boris bought them from Germany in 2014 but they needed substantial modifications make them usable. According to the Telegraph they cost £322,000 to purchase and refit, including more than £32,000 to make them comply with emissions regulations, £19,000 for repainting, and almost £1,000 on new stereos (?!)

    Suckdick sold them for £11,000 – a loss to the London taxpayer of £311,000 !!

    Suckdick explained:

    “I am pleased we have managed to finally get rid of them and I made an election promise to Londoners that I would claw back as much of this cash as possible, and pump it into helping young people at risk of being affected by crime and giving them better life opportunities.”

    Unfuckingbelievable cuntishness.

    • I think that QDM knew exactly what he was doing with that title. Admin, you must discipline the bounder or you will be opening the floodgates to certain members with fertile imaginations.

    • Sorry RTC I commented further down not having seen your reply.

      Khan is a total fucker – I just want him to fuck off and start his corner shop. like one we have here who tried to charge me 85 pence for a first class stamp a couple of weeks ago. Disgraceful but true.

  9. They would have been good.
    Replace water with napalm.
    May cunt.
    Khan cunt.
    What a spineless set of clowns.
    Piss other people’s money away and oast about it.
    Full oven.
    With napalm.

    • Once I’m elected I’ll offer you the role of Home Secretary and special ambassador to the EU. If you’d consider a role in government Terry?

      • I am willing to serve.
        My first job will be a Churchill ‘s Column.
        200ft high in bronze with a marble base in the shape of a mound of dead enemies.
        It will be guarded round the clock by ex special forces all dressed as WW2 RAF fighter pilots.
        Let’s make Britain Great again!
        Oh Libyans etc are completely banned.

  10. A golden shower from Theresa May? If that doesn’t give the protesters pause for thought………

    Part legs, spread those lips, aim, fire…….

    In case of the yellow fountain attack, do not panic!!!!

      • Cuntstubble, I am actually strangely attracted to Theresa May even though she is a good bit older than I am. There’s just something about her, especially when she wears those fancy dresses . . . she scrubs up not too badly for an older scrubber. Lol! She looks like a dominatrix — like the sexy old strict school head mistress type. I’d love to see her wearing nothing but suspenders, those big long pins on full display.

      • How about May dropping a fat stinky shit on your face too after shes pissed on you that give you the horn too?! Hahaha

  11. Fuck me . . . those canons would’ve been ideal for dispersing the current spates of protests! Our once great nation has been neutered.

  12. Mix equal parts gasoline and orange juice concentrate. Put ignition flame at the end of the canon nozzle. Clean up our streets.

  13. The coppers won’t use any kind of force against the children of the posh. Either Mummy and Daddy are lawyers or they have friends who are. Every copper knows this so they tread carefully around Jonty and Jemima. Thus demos about Brexit , poofery, treehugging and now, pretend racial justice get an easy ride. They’ve also got the media on their side so you can imagine what they would make of water cannon.

    • True Freddie, as Mr Fiddler will probably confirm, the rozzers didnt hold back during the fox hunting protests and those the white supremacists, The Countryside Alliance. I don’t know if he attended but the thought of him in the middle of a ruck, in top hat and swinging his swordstick about makes you proud to be English.

    • Sad to think that most of those policemen are now either dead or in care homes. They coud have taught todays little buggers a thing or two

      • They’re fucking CHASING them, sti ks drawn and throwing the cunts over hedges!! That’s the way to treat these scum.

  15. “Because May then sold them. And considering how utterly useless that slag is, she probably sold them at a loss. ”

    If I recall right, it was Adolf Sadiq Khan that sold them, at a knockdown price, as one of the first acts of his comedy Mayorality. I am sure all the SJWs and virtue signallers gave him an extra big round of applause that day, and some of the pansies no doubt offers of unlimited blowjobs.

  16. So the Reading attacker was another Libyan ‘known’ to the security services? There’s a fucking surprise, he says with rolling eyes

    Can’t really have too many reminders of how useless and corrupt these cunts are.
    Inept, incompetent, filthy and rotten to the fucking core.

  17. I bought one of them from my local car auction. Not pissed in the loo for three years. I’ve got enough decaying urine to give the BLM protesters a good soaking of my stella /cyder fuelled byproduct which smells uncannily like a London phonebox in the summer.

  18. I got quite an unexpected twinge when the words Theresa may and watersports appeared together. I thought we were onto some piss based shenanigans.
    Sadly no. They could have used said water cannon to clear the shit off the statues that had been desecrated by the Bling Lives Matter terrorist organisation

  19. I can take about an hour on the tower of power at least I gets a little golden shower

  21. The only water sport Theresa May deserves is waterboarding.
    Any volunteers???

  22. What I saw of the rioters a water cannon would have been perfect for the cunts, especially if they had distributed soap to the scruffy cunts before spraying them.
    From a personal point of view I would like to have seen a flame thrower used against them.
    Theresa May is indeed a vile piece of shit, I wish her husband fairy Philip had been one of the victims of the stabbing in the park. I would draw comfort and mirth from her grief, I fucking hate her.

  23. Get a big long fucking rope and tie them all to the next statue the cunts want to throw in the river

  24. I quite simply could not give a fuck what happens to London, or in London or around London . As far as I am concerned, London is a foreign Nation, a Nation of non English who are hell bent on turning this country into the universal shitehouse from which they dragged their filthy arses from. As for the vile filth that roam the corridors of power, may the fleas of a thousand camels creep up their arsehole during the night, and their turds turn square and fester at each corner. Cunts.

  25. I have to agree – don’t give a fuck about London etc
    Bad enough up herd with the Scottish Nazi Party running the show
    And I know it’s not a recommendation these days but if it’s free I’d still do Theresa oh and wee Priti oh definitely

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