Robert Peston

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ROBERT PESTON

Peston is basically what happens when you grant Royal status to the village idiot.
He’s a delusional left-wing half-wit. Forced to survive in the real world, he would have been exposed as a talentless and ideologically retarded annoyance that should and would be regarded with the upmost contempt.
Fortunately for him, Peston has found employment at the great British Broadcasting Corporation. Yes, the very same BBC that stands on a pedestal of liberal values, yet is more than happy to see vulnerable women thrown into a prison cell if they fail to pay the compulsory tax that funds them.
This arrogant, drooling fool is therefore wrapped in the bubble-wrap of unaccountable left-wing ideology. With his generous salary being forcibly extracted from the ignorant masses, he is free to unquestionably pursue his political agenda.
What a complete and utter CUNT.

Nominated by Gary Morris

53 thoughts on “Robert Peston”

  2. Point of Order:

    Peston is not employed by the BBC. He works for ITV where he presents a show called ‘Peston.’

    That said, he is indeed a pestilential cunt.

    • He has superior Jewish genes he tells us.

      @RT do you think I would make a good Admin? I believe we have to broaden our appeal. We need to reach out to the BAME community city for example. Also young Snowflakes. I want go take the site in a radical new direction. So no more Noms supportive of Israel. No more anti-Muslim noms. No more anti-Catholic noms (in fact I would bab all Atheists). No more noms critical of Greta. What do you think? Do you think I stand a chance?

      I better say I would only be available pissed up on a Saturday night.

      • If this cunt claims to be a Superjew then there is only one place for him. ….. Unkle Terrys oven.

      • Peston once made a comment about his hair:

        “It’s good Jewish genes. My dad, who’s 80, has still got a full head of dark hair.”

        That’s all.

        No surprise that Miles chose to distort what the cunt said.

    • This fucker is a more bumbleacious cunt than Boris. He is a turd of immense proportions.

      • Evening Bertie.
        I was round your neck of woods today.
        Knowsley.
        Not for the safari park but working.

      • You weren’t picking up stocks from the Knotty Ash jam mines were you? You should have dropped in for a cuppa on the way home!
        😀

      • No unfortunately.
        Did a job there, knotty Ash!
        I was dead excited, looking for diddymen,
        Customer took it for granted.

  3. Shows how fucking thick he really is by muting himself at every appearance, every fucking time. Then asking dim, brain dead questions that he thinks are oh so fucking clever. Nicking a fucking living springs to mind…oh, and a cunt obviously.

    • Pissed on= thats how its pronounced.
      Bobs a leftie, heavy industry, librarian, worked at the bookface man an boy, and his dad and grandad before him.
      From a community of librarians, you either went down the aisles or went in the clergy if you were a bit ‘funny’.
      When Thatcher shut the libraries in the 80s it ripped the heart out of the town.
      Bobs dads in a old folks home now never recovered when he got trapped under a hardback but its still with him, oh aye, never leaves you!
      Some nights he wakes from a bad dream,
      Sssshhuussshhh!

      • All those years in amongst musty volumes has affected his respiratory capacity I believe Miserable. That’s why he has difficulty speaking–the long pauses, the elongation of words. He is trying to get his breath.

        And with all the repetitive page-turning
        he was forced to do he has developed Librarian White Finger I believe.

        Through no fault of his own he has acquired these afflictions and deserves Compo.

  4. I’d like to get hold of a massive rolled up newspaper with a fuck off can of fly spray and rid the vomit media world of pestilence once and for all.
    This faux intellectual masquerading as an authority on all things to all viewers would be massively improved by his sudden demise in a smear of body fluids, whiskers and his fucking ‘rectangle window’ specs.
    A more than reasonable Nom.
    Up your pipe.

  5. I always thought this know-all talks at you rather than to you.
    Given that the cunt isn’t particularly photogenic either, it’s time to replace him with someone who looks more like Kate Silverton.

    • He does too El Cap, one of the PG Tips family along with Rory Stewart, who dreamed big and went to university.

      • I reckon he could be up there with the most famous used & abused chimps:-
        PG Tips Chimps – used & abused by Unilever (possibly)
        Bonzo – used & abused by Reagan (probably)
        Rory Stewart – used & abused by the EU (likely)
        Bubbles – used & abused by Jackson (certainly)

        Evening Liquor, hope you’re well.

      • I’m well Cap thanks apart from watching PJW’s latest video on the BLM protests and seeing New York health workers applauding the jammed packed protesters after relentlessly telling us all for the last three months, we will kill granny if we don’t follow the rules. Piss simmering.

      • Off chimp piste 🐵…

        Did you see those signs on shop windows ‘Black Owned business’ as if to say ‘Smash up the crackers’ businesses.’ Not racist at all.

  7. “Peston is basically what happens when you grant Royal status to the village idiot.”

    That was fucking classic! Top marks for that GM. Well played, sir!

  10. To sound like Robert Preston sit on the toilet and shout financial Times articles

  11. He is just like all the other so called professional interviewers, they don’t have time for detail because it doesn’t sell.
    All they want are one liners to give the punch, the daily 5pm fiasco has highlighted the complete inaptitude of the professionals, ok occasionally one the less well know journalists actually asks something sensible but Peston and Kuenssberg are crap because all they want is the headline.
    The only thing Peston has going for him is that he isn’t being funded by the TV licence so he gets 1 plus point however he is still a useless cunt!

  12. I think most current Journos are retards.
    Even Peston seems brighter than a lot of them.

    I wouldnt include Julia HB Sauce, but she did say Dominic Cummings shouldve resigned.

    ‘Sorry, Magdalen,, you lose 5 points but Julia gains a bite on the tit and the bum. See me after.’

    Would smash.

  14. It’s a good job that the lockdown excused the journo cunts & they could continue working. Fuck knows what we’d have done without listening to & reading the fucking drivel on a daily basis. Peston is a self-important shit, not that he’s alone in that, there’s a fucking hoard of ’em all babbling bollocks.
    What fucks me off is how whichever politico is doing the 5 o’clock shambles, keeps saying “That’s a really good question Robert/Laura/Beth…” Is it fuck! The correct response should be “For fucks sake, pay attention cunt! I’ve already answered that…”

  15. When I first saw Peston on the BBC before he switched to ITV, I thought he was brain damaged and was there because the beeb is an equal opportunities employer giving him a chance. I used to find his laborious elongated intonation quite amusing but the more I watched him dragging out sentences like a verbal slug the more I decided he was a dour, greasy haired cunt looking like he smells of stale piss. Justified nom in my opinion.

  16. Pest-on the telly, i think this fucker had a hard on all the way through Brexit, he was like a crack addled weasle…..

  17. Peston? slippery hippy tramp – possibly Red Jezza’s bastard child when his plane broke down on the way to an islamic terrorist funeral and he had to stop off in Tel Aviv for repairs.
    On other news, I did some concrete laying today – first time ever and a decent job – it actually looked like someone who knew what they were doing had done it!
    I like graft, it is a healthy of releasing aggression.

    • So is having a wank. Probably less stressful than menial labour and if your doing it properly, more satisfying.
      You always get the Mrs to done a “hard hat” and gloves, then bellow “Muck up! Muck up!” at the critical moment to replicate that authentic building site vibe😂

      • Topping idea CG! 👍😄
        Luckily a partner is one thing I no longer have to endure.

  18. That fucking droning, staccatto enunciation that dribbles from his libtard mouth – he sounds like a fucking dalek on Tramadol.

    Well, what can I say about his appearance – he makes Michael Foot look like Hugo Boss. Scruffy cunt looks like he roped in Stephen Hawking to help get himself dressed. I bet he is one of these dopey cunts with odd socks and Y fronts on back to front. Still the latter would explain why we can hear him so clearly when he speaks from his arsehole.

    Cunt.

  20. Most journos are like most teachers, complete failures at what they aspired to be, so they comment on it instead. The rest are Marxist indoctrinators.

    • He makes Laura KuenSSberg look bright and Emily “tits like fried eggs hanging off a nail” Maitlis look unbiased – and intelligent.
      Even the Bullshitting Bolshevik Corporation were glad to see the back of this Man.

  22. In other news, apparently from the 15th of June we have to wear masks on public transport…what geniuses we have in Government.
    Only 2 months too late.
    What a farce.
    Go farce yourselves.
    😂

  23. Went out on my doorstep at 8pm to clap like a performing seal and there was no cunt anywhere to be seen. What’s the point in virtue signalling if there’s nobody there to see it? So I gave a little clap for all the weeks I unfortunately missed and then bent over and bared my hairy arse in support of Black Lives Matter as Long as White Liberals Say They Do.
    Put that on your fucking Facebook.

  26. Oxford, PPE, and to underline his incompetence, a 2:2. Slippery cunt, whose one redeeming feature is that Alastair Campbell hates his guts. Careerwise, a triumph of cuntery over decency. Cunt.

  27. Peston is a cunt of the highest order, he makes Rab C Nesbit look tea total and rational, typical ex-BBC shit fuck, full of his own self-importance, over-paid, over-exposed and over the legal drink drive limit.

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