Polygamy

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Polygamy

As evidenced in the TV series ‘Sister Wives’. Fuck’s sake he has 4 of them. ‘Kody’ is his name. A real true life Mr Joyboy – always bounding around and appearing suddenly in front of one of them. They treat him like a big kid. It’s all great fun for him.
Not so for the wives. The production is actually a very penetrating, searching look at their lives. They are nearly always on the edge of tears;. trying to check their emotions, feelings. They smile through their heartache. He goes to a different wife every night.
In the theology they have to almost literally ‘worship’ Kody but also they have to ‘love’ their ‘Sister’ wives. That is the theology-they are one big happy family supposedly. But its not like that in reality. They are from a Mormon splinter group. The main body now disavows ‘plural marriage’.
You know I don’t mind Mormons. I like Mitt Romney, The Osmonds. And when they knock on the door I always give them a bit of time.
But this plural marriage is a lie. Or the wrong idea. You cannot ‘share’ yourself like that. It is too much to ask.
There is one wife who I really like. I wish she would get the hell out. But she has her beliefs.

Nominated by Miles Plastic

56 thoughts on “Polygamy”

  1. If any man can keep a whole gaggle of screeching, grabby,untrustworthy Harpies satisfied Good Luck to him…one seems to be more than enough for most men.

  3. FFS one is a lot of trouble. Single myself do what I want. No more walking on eggshells.

    • Same here. Was married for 15 years to a lazy lying cheat and liar. Only good that came out of it was my two children. You can’t beat the single life. I do what I want, when I want pretty much, and I get to fuck untold amounts of pussy without all the relationship shot that goes with keeping a wife or girlfriend. I literally wouldn’t change it for the world.
      Women are cunts. Period.

  4. Not enough diversity in that picture admin. I’ll be making a complaint to ofcom during my morning PG tips.

    • Talking of PG I’ve just emailed Yorkshire T my disgust of their virtue signalling antics and that as a loyal customer for more than 15 years will now end. Doubt I will get any reply but had to be done.

      • I got one the next day trying to justify what they have done told them hope they enjoy the lost revenue and go bust

      • Talking of PG Tips I’ve just emailed Rory Stewart to call him a Cornelius-lookin’ muthafucka.

  5. The Republican party was founded to fight the American civil war and end slavery, including polygamy. Its in the minutes of its first congress. Not a very cuntish comment but there you are.

    • Frankly Miles, the Bible states lots of cases of multiple wives, your slacking.
      Do your duty and get out there wife shopping!
      Dont be so shy,
      Slice things up, be like Cody, your still a young man have a few kids ,
      Name one Miserable,
      Ive helped you loads,
      Miserable Chesterton Plastic.
      Well? Dont stand there with your cock in your hands!
      Go get em Tiger!!
      😁

      • I can just picture Miles ..a bevvy of “lovelies” gathering to dampen their gussets as The Master recites his latest masterpiece….
        “I’d love to fuck you all
        Unfortunately I only have one ball.
        I will however take a punt
        That you have a hairy Cunt
        How about one up the shitter
        See my cock and don’t you titter
        I’m away now for a tinkle
        Then you slags can suck my winkle”

        Morning Miserable
        Morning All

      • Morning Dick,
        Miles jealously lashing out at Cody is most unbecoming isnt it Dick?
        He could take a leaf from our book, use this forum only to praise others.
        Miles obviously wants one of Codys wives,
        Bit of mormon lovin!

      • Quoting Dylan Thomas now this I thought I was the go- to poetry cunter on here Mr F.
        Beautiful sentiments though…
        Yeah three more Mrs Plastic’s, like Mrs Plastic …definitely the looney bin.
        It’s the ‘bubble’ I am interested in Miserable. I did a Nom on it
        Yeah they do seem ‘lost’ as you say below.
        And RT but ‘monogamy’ is a teaching.

      • Before I was here Miles.
        CS sparring with Komodo, more vocal then wasnt he?

  6. I could feel sorry for these women, but they could just open their eyes for a second and realise that the whole thing is bullshit and tell him to get fucked. People create so many fucked up rules for themselves, look around, most people just do whatever the fuck they want. If your religion makes you unhappy, fuck that religion.

  7. I’ve watched that programme. A couple of the wives at least are worth a good poke which presumably he obliges them with. But I wonder about the finances of the whole enterprise. None of the women seem to work and all live separately – how does he keep it all together? Can’t be English-style benefits – we’re the only country mug enough to stand for that.

  8. I wonder how often he forgets the name of the one he’s currently knobbing?
    It’ll turn out bad, they’re hatching a plot to see him off and split the proceeds.
    Oh, when a woman says she’s poly-amorous it means she’s a slapper who’s titled her slapperness in a pseudo-scientific way for ‘respectability’, just saying.

  9. Any peacefuls watching will be thinking, “Only the four wives and none are related to him?”.

  11. The cunt deserves a medal for bravery. Imagine having to put up with 4 times of the month every month? And the usual nagging and complaining that comes with marriage?

    Fuckin’ mental case in my book.

  12. Four!? Croist! I can barely manage living with an old cat who’s afflicted with The Gayness! (He was bumming the male Jack Russel in the granary for a while, owner was not very happy!) Stay single, knob a busty Romanian every now and then on your afternoon run, seems to work for me!

    Morning all

    • My white boxer dog was afflicted with Liberace-levels of The Gayness. He was a well-built animal, large for his breed, and unluckily for them preferred diminutive lads in shorts.

  14. We used to get the Moron church knocking doors round our housing estate in the late 60’s / 70’s
    Always looked sinister men in Black wearing suits on push bikes.

    • We lived 7 miles from the nearest town Fenton and the cunts used to cycle out and try and convert us.

      • Theres a house somewhere near me that they stay when coming over from the states on missionary work.
        Occasionally get a knock from some yank, they cant understand my accent though,
        They always seem a bit lost, probably homesick,
        Missing their wives.

      • Their mission is mainly converting folk and taking 10% of the household income. The Mormon church is loaded for a reason.

    • Back in the day when we had some cash, we had a Slovak au pair. They knocked at the door, she told them she was Slovak in pidgin English. They came back the next day with a Slovak language Watchtower. Impressive really.

  15. I’m offended by the picture – they’re all white. How dare they make a TV show with no spooks.

  16. The sexies are split roughly 50/50. This bloke has four women. So three other blokes have none.
    Tad unfair i’d have thought?

  17. The one who gets the most from this mental situation is the husband. Course he’s bouncing around like a blm protester at a reading of uncle toms cabin he has four mugs waiting on him 24/7 he can guarantee a leg over every night he can prove his virility, four wives!!!! problem is he looks like a cunt, sounds like a cunt and is adept at practicing a belief system that allows him with a clear conscience to be a cunt. Totally fucking pathetic.

  18. Good for them if that’s what they want… and they don’t try to impose it on the rest of us.

    And if it’s not unlawful. None of our business otherwise.

    Can’t help feeling sorry for their indoctrinated sprog though. But that applies to all Religions.

  20. For those of you who don’t speak Italian, a ‘bigamist’ is a large fog bank seen over Rome….

  21. The only thing that concerns me about this is the technological side, most Mormons (the die hard ones) shun technology, it would seem that this bloke has been making a fortune via tv series’s invading his home and privacy.
    As for the multiple wife bit fair play to him, i know someone who has multiple girlfriends, multiple houses and kids, all bought and paid for! and he is putting his kids through uni! no handouts there.

  22. Women are like cars, every man should have two, one would be a reliable old banger which gets you around, the second a brand new sporty job which you trade in every 3 years for another brand new sporty job.

    If only I had the money 😂

  23. More proof that god is man made, and by that I mean men. These servile bints are thick as fuck to buy into this nonsense, and the men who have more than one screecher are just going for quantity over quality. It’s impossible to please one woman, how the fuck would filling a house with them make life any easier? Perhaps the dull cunt sees it as penance.

  24. That picture has ‘inbreds nylon shirts six finger club is me brother me dad?’ written all over it.

    I once recall Scarlett Johansscunt saying that ‘it wasn’t a natural state to be monogamous’.
    I think basically she was telling everyone that she is a a bit of a slag.

    That said, if she ever wants to put her theory to the test in serious terms, I might be available.

    • Wonder if any mormons called Norman?
      Theyve got great teeth say that about em, like a toothpaste advert everyone of them.
      Theyre prophet was a bloke called Joe Smith, say he walked on water!
      Dont mention the submerged plank under the water though…

      • Polygamy? One good one is enough – it’s just the million witches you seem to meet before finding her that are the problem!
        But on positive news my pursuit of the busty blonde gal in my local Home Bargains continues apace – she has stopped crying when I go in now, clearly she is crumbling before my charm! 😄

      • Stopped spraying you with Mace and blowing a whistle?
        Yeah shes starting to warm towards you!!☺

      • We haven’t quite got to that stage yet MNC – but she no longer takes a tazer and an armed guard to work with her and I have solemnly promised to wear trousers and not take an enormous net in with me so I definitely feel progress is being made!
        Smooth operator I am! 👍😀

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