Modern day so-called ‘comedians’

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Current day comedians are cunts. Almost without exception.

PC, woke, lefty and above all unfunny. Watch (if you don’t want to laugh) Live at the Apollo. Dykes, Brexit-baiters, Effniks, Woke Wimmin, Pansies. Laugh? I thought I’d never start. And I didn’t. Yet the audience (snowflake/millennials) go wild, after a short pause to stare at each other to check “hey hope it’s ok to giggle at this joke”. In Norfolk we have a saying “they’d laugh to see a pudding crawl”. Sums the fuckwits up nicely.

Back in the day I was a bit contemptuous of the likes of Cannon and Ball and Little and Large (RIP) but they seem like comedy giants compared to this lot. They didn’t try to make political points, just to make people laugh. And how we could do with that now. Humour got us through the war but I don’t think many of this lot are even on our side. They are vapid piss-takers.

Nish Kumar, Russell “bossed eyed” Howard, Dara O’nobrain, Sarah “foul-mouth” Millican, The Effnik bloke who does ranganation and the frog-eyed gimp who is hanging about with him now. Can’t be bothered to look up their names. Need I go on?

I do have some regard for Lee Mack. I enjoy his sitcom and Hugh Dennis when he’s on it but not when he does Fuck the Week. The improvisations are embarrassing.

Comedy is in a state of terminal decline killed by utter cunts.

I thank you.

Nominated by Lord Helpuss

79 thoughts on “Modern day so-called ‘comedians’”

  1. Comedians are truly piss poor nowadays.
    Michael McIntyre being a culprit, but all of them really, suppose they cant talk about anything for fear of upsetting the snowflake audience.
    Michael McIntyre sets my teeth on edge, hes truly shite.
    Bernard Manning was the best standup comedian, liked Billy Connolly too.

      • Good Morning RTC and everyone.

        He is still OK , very quick witted. Jack Dee is also alright and the old blokes on I am sorry I haven’t a clue, I have been watching some of their YouTube videos. TB-T will be greatly missed.

        I met a very lovely female comedian on the EasyJet to Milan just before the lockdown. I blotted my copybook by asking if she was one who put a clarinet up her vag. She was on Radio 4 at 11 at night, sorry I can’t remember name.

  2. I don’t watch much TV these days, so am totally oblivious to the new generation of so-called right-on comedians.

    Clearly they’re catering for simple-minded, Lefty wankers, who are quick to be offended by anything remotely out of their little comfort bubbles; but think taking pot-shots are the usual suspects is somehow justified.

    Give me Dave Allen, Bill Bailey, Morecambe & Wise, Frankie Howerd, Monty Python, Jack Dee, Al Murray, Bernard Manning, and even Frank Carson any day of the week!

    Fuck the New Generation.

    • Oh, and speaking of Bernard Manning; why do most yanks pronounce “Bernard”, as Ber-Nard?

      Cunts

      Its going to be one of those days today, and its only half fucking 6 in the morning.

      • Evening Techno….thoughts on Danny Bhoy? I’ve seen him twice when he’s been here, and I must admit I found his observational style humour fucking hilarious. Probably not everyone’s cup of tea but he was funny.

      • It certainly is going to be one of those days. I’ve just got up and saw something about Lewis Hamilton bgoing on about the Planet if the Apes riots. “F1’s first black driver” trumpets the BBC. I think his mother is white, so that makes him mixed race. I’m really going to lose it if this carries on.

      • It’s not just the BBC. TalkSport is currently going overboard on the virtue signalling at the moment. I switched to TalkSport after the BBC became unbearable but now it seems to be competing with Al-Beeb in the woke Olympics.
        There’s nowhere to go for the unwoke apart from this site.

      • It’s utter bilge about as funny as bats in a wet market. Few exceptions Mickey Flanagan, Al Murray, Frankie Boyle, Ricky Gervais have a craft but I struggle to think of more. It’s sanitised lightweight guff typified by the lefty agenda in shows like Final Legg and Mock Donald Trump. Way way too politicised imho years ago it was generally understood you wanted to escape that shite, now we are constantly reminded of it and yet have never had more good reason to escape it. Smart arsed two tribe humour Do you want to be in my gang no fucking thanks. Peter Cook was the master at it most of them aren’t fit to dare to utter his name, smart without trying you cunts try way too hard for way too little a triumph of confidence and ignorance….grade A some of the worse cunts in the public eye, dead in my eyes

    • I recall the Monkees theme song from the 60s ‘We’re the young generation and we’ve got something to say’. The new generation have got sweet FA that I think is worth listening to.

      • Their music is utter shite too. How about you young cunts give us one decent band or fucking decent comedian?

        Twats.

  4. If you can find it Alistair Williams commentary over Trudeau’s apology press conference over his “blackface” is hilarious. The problem, as always are the cunts who are to scared to book him because of the cunts on twatter.. we need a war to clear out a few million cunts.

  5. You won’t know any of the “comedians” from down here (apart from Flight of the Concordes maybe, who I do enjoy) so I wont bother naming them. Suffice to say they’re all fucking shit.

  6. Meant to add, wimminz comedienne are by far the worst. Having nothing funny to say, they resort to the bottom of the barrel almost immediately, with references to menstruation, menopause or just full on swearing with no context, like a tourettes sufferer on speed…..pfft and fuck off.

  7. Best act I saw recently was by Louis CK. Yes, he’s a degenerate, but his comeback act was fucking epic. It was on YT but I couldn’t find it recently when I looked. I think the audio is out there, but I was lucky enough to see the video bootleg before it was pulled.

    It was basically him not giving a shit what the libtards and feminists think of him as they couldn’t make things any worse for him (he lost his multi-million dollar contract with HBO for his long running series and his comedy specials).

    It was refreshing and indeed, liberating, to see real comedy without fear. He was of course, lambasted for the act but for many of those who got to see it, it was one of the funniest stand up performances in history. It was highly offensive towards leftists.

    All the modern day acts are all the fucking same. Really fucking boring lefty shit. And female comedians? Don’t get me started. All of them are about as funny as rubbing deep heat on your arse grapes while Diane Abbot gives you a lapdance.

    But I did see something genuinely hilarious recently. Ricky Gervais’s radio show made into a cartoon. Karl Pilkington steals the show and at times I was in fucking tears laughing during the series.

    All 3 series on YT, series 1 episode 1 starts here if anyone is interested.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0wddsGDEH4&list=PLHpk73eL4ES-iUhhaJ50-teyWTFXjceX3

    • I do like Gervais, mainly for his attitude towards the rest of the showbiz industry, especially those hypocritical, eco warrior, Hollywood cunts. Karl Pilkington is genuinely funny because he has no agenda, no political allegiance (that shows anyway) and generally oblivious to how the world works.

      It’s as if the current crop of ‘comedians’ are churned out in a factory at channel 4. For each one they crap out they just twiddle some of the dials, so that one’s black, one’s gay, one’s fat, one’s female, one’s a flid, one’s got one leg…….you know for diversity.

      • I remember watching a Des O’Connor chat show back in the early nineties where Des had three consecutive American comics on, and I can’t understand why the shows producer didn’t know what they were doing, but it was if the same git came back and sat in front of him two more times. There was literally no difference in this trios comedic observational style, perception and deliverance, the only way you could tell them apart was facially. Fucking joke (no pun intended). Of course Des was falling about his sofa in hysterics to make them look good while I sat in my armchair shaking my head thinking “These cunts don’t even look funny and they’re either copying one another or there is a training college for comedians in the States and I bet we start churning them out like that here”

        I acknowledge there have always been second rate comedians and to a certain extent personal taste in humour is a factor, but at least there used to be more individuality. Comics of old honed their skills in the music halls and theatres, not comedy clubs, and couldn’t simply resort to ‘bum bums and wee wee’ humour ladened with expletives, so needed to be visually amusing. I don’t think Max Miller would get many laughs from today’s woke, know it all at age 13 generation. Miserable social media absorbed cunts.

  8. Mrs Browns Boys…….racist, sexist and hilarious use of the word “feck.”……. and all on the fecking libtard BBC! I don’t geddit….I really fecking don’t. 💩

  9. Try and find Python’s Australian “no pooftahs” sketch on Youtube. Impossible. However, you can still see that cunt Lenny Henry laughing at Bernard Manning telling black jokes.

  10. Female “comedians” – you know you will not titter as soon as they’ve made the opening remark about “my wife and cat”.

    Although retired, I still see Mike Harding kicking around my girlfriend’s town. In his day, he could an audience crying with laughter, and he didn’t swear or make political jokes.

    Without a TV, Radio 4 is my only source of comedy. Less so these days, because the “off switch” still functions really well. Sadly, the cast of Clue are dying off and there is the requirement to have the token lezza. The News Quiz is unbearable.

  11. I suppose it’s difficult for modern comedians to be funny when Society has deemed so many subjects verboten…there probably are good comedians out there but we never get to hear of them because main-stream media doesn’t dare give them a platform.
    The likes of McIntyre and that bitch Milligan can’t really be called “shit” comedians when they are obviously so popular….they may not appeal to the likes of us but they certainly do appeal to a lot of others.
    I also think that we’re looking through rose-tinted specs. when we talk about comedians from the past…for every Dave Allen there were a hell of a lot of Duncan Norvelles and Jimmy Crickets …anyone remember a dreadful programme called (laughingly) “The Comedians”?….the Cunts should have been done under the Trade Description Act…the odd decent act sandwiched by piles of dross.

    PS….the only time Tommy Cooper made me laugh was in the final couple of minutes of his last appearance…..Monty Python was a load of old Cunt too…and fucking Tarby….and that Cunt Boardman…etc.

  12. You can only find decent comedy now on dvd or cd, Kevin bloody Wilson is well worth a listen, and some od Tom Stade except punch lines like bag full of faggots gets dubbed out, Kevin Bridges, Jimmy Carr are also worth a watch, the rest are shite, ive seen funnier mould on cheese…..

  13. “I was in the pub one day when this black fella comes in with a this beautiful looking, multi-coloured parrot sat on his shoulder. I asked, ‘Where the fuck did you get that from pal?’ – the parrot said, ‘there’s millions of them in Africa’” – Bernard Manning

  14. I’ve had a few belly laughs at Micky Flanagan, particularly liked his ‘the shits’. Never had the slightest titter at the ‘comedienne’ Katherine Ryan but I bang her ‘til she couldn’t bang no more.

  15. Off subject. Our dear leader is to offer citizenship to millions of people of Hong Kong. The man is a megacunt.

    • This is a difficult one. There would have been millions of people born in Hong Kong when it was under British rule, so I technically (I suppose) there is some degree of entitlement for them to claim a British nationality.

      • That’s what happened when Idi Amin got control of Uganda – the first big influx of Indians into the UK.

    • From what I understand I’m not sure if there’s much our fearless leader can do about it. I read somewhere that there are nearly 3 million of the fuckers who are eligible for British passports.

      • I used to live in a free Country where the native population had a voice.
        Ha ha ha.

    • If we have to have more cunts then I’d rather have them than the usual fucking cunts.

  16. When your material is limited to not offending anyone at all ( apart from male middle aged brexit/Boris voters naturally) then being funny becomes virtually impossible i should imagine.
    Anyway, in BBC land being funny is the last criteria for a comic. PC box ticking being far more important.
    Hilarious eh?

  17. I saw Chubby Brown last year. Fucking disgusting. Will be going again for this year’s gig.

    Micky Flanagan is ok. Boyle used to be. Carr is a bit of a cunt but very polished and funny, and of course has to make his edgy stuff ‘ironic’ to ward off the twatterati. Sean Locke was disappointing.
    Unfortunately I was brought up on Manning, being a regular at the Embassy so no fucker measures up really.

  18. There are, reassuringly, some very funny comedians (and comediennes) out there. They don’t do the usual PC woke bollocks jokes and are more than happy to offend anyone. The problem is that unless you go to small comedy clubs or biker rallies, you are unlikely to ever see them.

  19. Used to be noteworthy if a comedian was left wing, now it’s difficult to be a comedian who isn’t

    The left, eliminating humour from comedy since 1981.

  20. Thanks for doing this cunting, one I’ve been meaning to do for a while, but couldn’t be fucked. Same goes for “comedy” programmes. You reckon Basil Fawlty could do the Nazi walk these days? And let’s not forget the Major’s cricket conversation.

    • The irony is that those sketches were written to take the piss out of British xenophobia, racism and Aussie homophobia.

      • Quite so Moggie. On a more sinister level they are also using their feigned ignorance of what the sketches were about in order to further thwart free speech and prevent rational discussion of the issues involved.

      • That might apply to the individual, but I still think the left, as a group, are genuinely ignorant.

      • They deal in absolutes, no judgement of the situation or context. Which is ironic given they are very quick to judge; cunts.

  21. I’ve seen most of the ‘modern’ comedians because of my job in AV. They are mostly crap with that Nish Kumar being the worst by a cuntry mile. The one exception is Tim Vine who ignores politics and is just very funny.

    For the same reason Milton Jones ain’t too bad either.

  23. Most modern comedy isn’t about making people laugh, it’s about making left-wing middle class wankers clap.

  24. Dunno what you lot are on about, Sadiq Khan always makes me giggle,every one a coconut.

  25. The only comedian I’ve come to like in recent times is Dave Chapelle. His two shows ‘For What It’s Worth’ and ‘Killin Them Softly’ were great.

    Real comedy is real. It has social philosophical commentary that bites, that touches on a nerve. George Carlin’s later HBO shows are the pinnacle for me.

    Anyone can do dick and fart jokes, or banal observations about things. Same way anyone can finger paint. Many comedians are just low tier pleb feed selected by corporate whores.

  26. Apologies for wandering off topic…..it seems PC wankery has its uses after all.

    The “Black Lives Matter” whingers that gathered in large numbers here, carping about the Yankee death squads, have fucked Jacinda straight in the arse. As she and Labour wouldn’t condemn the thousands assembled who ignored social distancing, or allow plod to press charges against them (groups of more than 100 are banned under level 2 restrictions dontcha know), the rest of the Government have told her that you can’t very well restrict the rest of the fucking population now, can you? “Oh fuck” says she, “I’m backed into a corner, so level 1 from Monday!”

    Singapore have already said we can travel there now if we want, as have some Pacific Islands.

    Cheers protesting cunts, I thank you for once 😀

      • And Sir Lenny Henry – so called comedian – has blocked me on twitter for asking why Birmingham City University are being so racist in having a Professor of black studies but no professor of white studies.
        No sense of humour Sir Lenny?

      • That professor of black studies at Birmingham sounds like that Kehinde Andrews, who has deservedly been cunted previously.

    • I actually think the Left are finished now.
      To me they look like King Kong making his defiant last stand on top of the Empire State Building while the warplanes are shooting at him.
      In the US, they failed to stop Donald Trump getting elected. They then failed to get him impeached, no matter how many lies they pushed.
      In the UK they couldn’t stop Brexit and then Labour got their arse handed to them on a plate in last year’s general election.
      Their last act is a “revolution” involving physical intimidation and violence. As much as the MSM in both countries seem to be ignoring the dark side of the riots proclaiming to be about the death or murder of one man, we have seen that dark side:
      Black business owners crying over their looted shops;
      Anarchists attacking anarchists as they don’t know each other;
      And now mob murder!
      That image will be floated forever as the counterpoint to all the hysteria. The instigators will be found and, while some will call them martyrs, most will see them for who they really are – middle class brats who hated their parents and wanted to see the world burn.
      This hysteria was brought about by the internet and now the internet can, and should, hold itself up as a mirror.

  27. Bill Bailey is the only one of the modern bunch I like……haven’t seen the latest stuff though so he could be crap now.

    His versions of Chris DeBurgh, Barry Manilow and Billy Bragg are all still great.

    The best cockney rock album ever.

  28. As dear departed Bernard Manning would say, modern comedians are about as funny as a burning orphanage. Saw Bernard live several times, fucking funny. Still watch him on You Tube. Recommend a Canadian Comedian called Mike Wilmot, very funny, not PC or any of that fucking shit just very quick fire. Most of today’s PC, woke, liberal wanker ‘comedians’ can suck on my balls. Viva The Donald and Brexit.

    • I have seen this guy before G, he is superb and definitely recommended viewing! 👍

  30. TV comedians are no longer funny (if they ever were), as they are constrained by all the stupid rules.

    But try Comedy Unleashed on t’net, which has real comedians, with no political correctness at all:

    https://comedyunleashed.co.uk

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