Lammy & Woolley

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I nominate the new TV and radio double act: Lammy and Woolley.

Yes, it’s them – the black and black minstrel boys who seem to frequent every news or discussion programme albeit separately. I am certain they must work out their schedules between them. Introducing Wooly: Simon Andrew Woolley, Baron Woolley of Woodford is a political and equalities activist. He is the founder and director of Operation Black Vote and the Advisory Chair of the Government of the United Kingdom Race Disparity Unit. Reintroducing Lamby: Er, don’t think I need to. This guy has been cunted more times than Katie Price has had boob jobs.

“Hey Dave, I’m doing Today on R4 then BBC Lunchtime, C4 News tonight. Dat OK bruv?”
“Sure Simon, I’ll do Sky, LBC and ITV then. Dat way we ain’t gonna clash man. We’ll do dem whiteys up like kippers bro. ”

Lammy and Woolley share exactly the same agenda, reinforcing each other:

Black=good, brave, noble, discriminated against, victims, underprivileged.
White=bad, untrustworthy, racist, bullies, rich, selfish.

They are almost interchangeable; differing only in manner.
Lammy, shouty, angry, demanding. Woolley, more considered, disappointed (wiv whitey), determined. They are the Ant and Dec of de BLM movement. Ubiquitous, irritating, repetitive cunts. But never sheepish!

I thank you.

Nominated by: Lord Helpuss

54 thoughts on “Lammy & Woolley”

  1. Never heard of woolley, sure hes a splendid chimp,chap, sorry.
    Sure theyll be a great double act like a black Laurel And Hardy!
    Wooly lamb the new comedy act.
    “Dis anudder fine mess ya got me into lammy’…

  3. Both can go to one of the many black utopias in the world, again there are none. Where are black people best off? The US and Europe, the two places they despise the most.

    Lammy attended Harvard, why not one of the fine well respected correspondence degree from one of the Nigerian universities David? Does Africa not have any world class law schools David?

    Take the best the white man has got then spit in his face. A false messiah for the black race, David points out perceived problems with solutions that mean stepping on whitey’s face.

    The other cunt is part of the same insurgency. We are told to applaud and celebrate the white man being thrown out of India and Africa, logic dictates we should throw blacks out of Europe and they will celebrate and applaud us for doing so.

    Thin fucking ice they are skating on.

    Lessons from history tell us if the incomers become the majority you end up like the aborigines sir North American Indians, if they are resisted and ejected before they have the numbers then the indigenous people and culture can survive.

    A better vision is needed Lammy, you’re way is divisive and offensive.

  4. Lammy banging on about honky privilege?

    Cunt went to Harvard and then got a job for life as an MP in a safe seat in a dark key area. He needs to race bait to get re-elected. And he does. Likes claiming his expenses too, does our Dave.

    Me? Lived on a tough council estate as a kid. Got mugged by two older dark keys as a teenager. Mum got mugged twice. House robbed twice. Bike nicked twice. Got into unavoidable fights (twats would try bullying you etc). Left school with no qualifications. First job washing pots and pans for £1.68 an hour.

    Managed, with hard work (and not listening to libtards/’teachers’ telling me I was underprivileged because of the Tories and had no chance) to study, work two jobs and get a degree and then a home, Mrs and career.

    No Harvard for me. No MPs job for life for me. No time for me to spout my shite on TV every five minutes.

    My mum does the family tree shite, and my ancestors mostly worked in mills, workhouses for the poor or were blown to bits in WW1.

    What fucking privilege, you cunt?

    • It may be worth sending your post to Lammy, Abbott & Co and demanding a response.
      These cunts have be allowed to spout all sorts of insults without being challenged.

  5. Two flaps of the same cunt.

    Give this one to Idi. Spear beats KFC.

    Or the the legendary bard Van Dyke would have said.

    Chimp chimpeny chimp chimpeny chimp chimp cheroo……..Cor blimey Mary Poppins even you couldn’t get their combined IQ above liquid helium!

  6. Excellent job; two cunts for the price of one!
    Is it just me, or is Fatboy Lammy looking more and more like the late and extremely
    unlamented Idi Amin these days?

    • I concur: he is as ugly on the outside as he is on the inside. Rotten fruit, fit only for the bin.

      • Ron, I too have thought Professor Lammy increasingly resembles the African Hitler. One a despotic, African Caligula with zero intelligence and a stranger to reason; the other, Idi Amin.

        What a carry on. Next you’ll be telling me he’s in the shadow cabinet as the Justice Secretary, ha ha.

        💂🏾 🔪

    • You mean David Dada Amin Lammy, King of Tottenham, master of all creation, I’ve always seen a striking resemblance and attitude!

      • He should play up front for Tottenham. No one would get near him because nobody would want to.

  7. Forget the fact that Lammy is a racist, race baiter, someone who has been exposed as a thief (MP expenses) and a liar (creates facts and figures to suit and who can forget his “friend” who died in Grenfel )-Lammy is worthy of a cunting based purely on his appearance: he is one of the most disgusting , ugly cunts ever to grace a tv screen. Jabba the hut with a good suntan but none of the charm and eloquence.
    Sweaty, Jaffa (Jaffa) cake gutsing, fith columnist in plain sight, whitey shagging, piece of shit.
    Fuck off Lammy, I hope you get Aids, Ebola, sickle cell anemia,Covid and anything else that hates black lives😂

    • …..and another thing, anyone with any doubts about the level of fuckwittery from this tea swigging piano mover, watch his “ performance” on mastermind😂😂😂😂😂.

      • Re: Planet of the apes-Lammy would accuse the producers of cultural appropriation if he got the chance😉.
        The dull cunt probably thinks that the beeb were showing Abbotpottamus’s home movies I’m deference to our well tanned non indigenous, when he stumbled across it😂😂😂

      • OMG!! “tea swigging piano mover” – LOL!!!

        I assume this is a crafty reference to the PG Tips ad of old. Well played Cuntfinder G. You’re on form today.

      • Officially the UK’s favourite advert-the irony should not be wasted.😉

  8. Lammy is a typical black man.
    Has a real problem with whites but married to a honky.

    • Beacause like most of them, deep down he wishes he was white and is bitter about that😉.

    • I bet her parents are very proud. Imagine having a daughter and she brings that twat home one night. ‘Hello dear would your friend like some Umbongo?’

      • Probably fed him a banana and told the idiot daughter to take that disgusting creature back to the zoo.

  9. Woolley to Lammy : ‘you want a banana bruv’
    Lammy to Woolley : ‘isn’t that racist’
    Woolley to Lammy : ‘am I white’
    Lammy to Woolley : ‘er well No’
    Woolley to Lammy : ‘then it’s not racist’
    Lammy to Woolley : ok then bruv, I’ll eat it when I’ve finished scratching my arse’

    Does Woolley come from a Lammy 😂

    • “When I’ve finished scratching my arse….”

      That will be a while then

  10. I’m sure I’ve seen this pair before in The Planet of the Apes franchise. They were racist in that too. I can’t imagine you get much more privileged than a Baron. They do seem blind to the number of entitled and rich of their own ilk dont they? Maybe one day karma will catch up to them, and when it does, itll be a joy for us cunters to behold.

    • Planet of the apes is aspiration for khuns (or should be).

      “Ape shall not kill ape”

      They’ve a way to go yet. Don’t think they’ll ever get there myself.

  11. Cant tell the fuckers apart. All look the same to me. Now we have BLM I actually wish we could repatriate the fuckers.

  12. Lammy probably realises just what an amazing success Zimbabwe and South Africa have become since de bluds took over and wants some of that success here.
    Havard? Laughable.

  13. Different tribes, diifferent shoulder chips and sound slightly different, now all i hear from these gobshite bafoons [i said bafoons so fuck off] blaaah, blaaaaah, blaah bla bla like the teacher in the Charlie Brown cartoons, they have fucked it now i switch off as soon as i hear BLM on any level….

  16. Off topic bit it looks to be a Muslim man who has shot someone at McDonalds. See the country’s opening up again, things are getting back to normal, it is safe to go out again and get knifed or bombed again.

    Yes they’ve been cooped up for three months watching YouTube videos about the ‘invasion of our lands’. Now buttressed by BLM movement they’re ready to go again.

    • When we hear of the next grooming scandal of young teenage white girls by Muslim men we will truly know the lockdown has been lifted and local authorities covering their arses it will be business as usual Miles.

    • ‘Invasion of our lands’ has never been the Islamists primary reason for wanting to destroy us.

      As ISIS wrote in an article titled ‘Why We Hate You’ in the 15th edition of their periodical DABIQ:

      “… although some might argue that your foreign policies are the extent of what drives our hatred, this particular reason for hating you is secondary. The fact is, even if you were to stop bombing us, imprisoning us, torturing us, vilifying us, and usurping our lands, we would continue to hate you because our primary reason for hating you will not cease to exist until you embrace Islam.”

      Evening Miles.

      • Embrace Islam? I’d rather wring my tackle through a mangle.
        Islam is the greatest menace facing Europe since the Nazis; it took us a long time to wake up to them too, but finally royally fucked them over for their trouble.

      • Evening RT.

        Yes, it is that of course with them.

        Trouble is they won’t respect the 2m rule. It’s all up close and personal with them. Oh and their knives.

      • Surely that would mean the useless cunts would want to stay in their lives and rather than coming here, oh sorry i forgot no free housing, no free monthly money hand out, no free health care, no need to run up the side of the street doubled over, no need to starve, no more toothache, no more having to walk 20 miles for water, no more flies crawling all over your face……..not so fucking bad here after all, these fuckers should be delerious to be here, better than thier flyblown, bombed to shit dump, and these free loading cunts still have the front to moan,,,,,,,,,fucking unbelievable, send the fuckers back to their self made shit holes before they replicate it here…..fuck em all,,, cunts

  17. Lammy looks like the baddie from Live and Let Die. The race-baiting cunt.

  19. It’s sad really, I’ve never considered myself a racist but it’s getting harder and harder not to be. My best mate at Junior school back in the early seventies was a half-caste lad called Dean. It didn’t enter my head that he wasn’t quite normal but I have to say he was a bit of a brain box and always top banana (!) in school tests. Even my painfully working class Mum and Dad welcomed him into the family home although my dad would say to him ‘just sit there and shut the fuck up’ and mum would check the silver after he left (not that we had any, bless her delusional old socks). His father (full on macaroon) was apparently an intelligent man for one of them (he told everyone he had an o-level) and also played in a local band – the bongos I believe. Anyway, the point is the longer this shit goes on the more trouble the uppity fucking cunts are going to stir up from otherwise tolerant people.

    • I’ve been saying the same since all this shite started. I fear it won’t end pretty.

    • This is precisely the agenda Cupid.

      Its Cultural Marxism in its purest form.

      Divide and rule, break down the bigger more established groups into ever decreasingly smaller ones and rule, all the while there’s an overriding narrative that’s designed to control your thinking and censure your language, just a few everyday examples…… ‘you can’t say that anymore’ or ‘if you don’t agree with me then you’re a racist, facist, bigot, gammon…….’

      Stick your head above the parapet? Good luck, don’t ‘take the knee’ well that’s you fucked, forever.

      And so it is that the narrative is so well and truly hijacked by a genuinely small, noisy but influential minority that
      you have no choice to either shut the fuck up or join the back of the queue.

  20. Lammy, how the fuck is this wanker in work, I would trust Hitler before this cunt, also he has the looks that would shame a Gorilla.!

    • The next Gudabi, just waiting for his opertunity, this should be interesting…

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