A quick cunting for the 40-something women who take their children with them everywhere, have a blonde bob and spend their boring lives complaining to ‘customer services’, often asking to speak to the manager AKA ‘the Karen’
Because this very successful meme targets women in their 40s, the guardian decided to hire a potential Karen to complain about how it was ‘mired in sexism’.
Who gives a fuck.
Karens have an air about them, and a condescending tone to anyone who works behind a counter or kiosk.
They form little groups on Facebook where they bitch about local amenities. It all stems from wasted potential after studying dance and drama degrees, meeting a professional and giving up the idea of ever working again to become a ‘full time mum’, slopping out a few kids and popping anxiety pills.
That, or they are just complete cunts with pinched up faces, spoiled and entitled from birth. They speak down to any poor sap on minimum wage they feel they can bully and intimidate. Any backchat from anyone they snipe at receives a haughty, ‘do you know who my husband is?’ or something along those lines.
Karens have been in full control-freak mode recently, telling strangers they aren’t complying with the rules of social distancing properly, some are having public tantrums over it.
Karens are basic cunts.
Nominated by Cuntamus Prime
Reading your apposite description of a typical “Karen”, that old slapper, Victoria Beckham entered my head (not a pretty sight either).
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I’ve always thought Victoria Beckham, aka Pish Spice, was a sour faced ugly old trout. Whenever they appeared on TV back in the 90’s, I’d always try to fit in a sneaky ham shank while they were on, but whilst knocking one out, if Pish appeared, I’d have to halt proceedings and wait until Geri or Emma appeared again before continuing. In the end, the landlord of the pub got rid of the telly so I would stop doing it,as he said it was putting the other customers off their chicken mayo sandwiches.
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I have met this type before. I have annihilated this type before. I am a cold Man when required.
They are “wimminz” bullies filled with loud aggressive nastiness who like the idea they can push someone else around to feel better about their own inadequacies – I dealt with one some Years ago who pulled the “don’t you know who my Husband is/earns”?
“Yes I do as it happens – I play golf with the CEO of the company your Husband currently works for, and when I mention your behaviour, name dropping and bringing the company into disrepute there is a VERY strong possibility your Husband will be seeking alternative employment – is there anything else you would like to say for before I make my report”? (Accompanied by a charming smile!).
I have never seen anyone backpedal, stutter and grovel so fast in my life, and I think she kind of got that you don’t take a knife to a gunfight.
Mean rotter I am! 😄
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Such moments make life worth living.
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A long time ago I went out with a girl called Karen, she was a right mardy cunt too. She wouldn’t swallow it when giving me a blowjob.
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The bitch!
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I am simply outraged! Tsk tsk – girls eh? 😄
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Hold the back of the head while blocking the nose, the auto nervous system takes over and they gulp!
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I absolutely love ‘Karens’ CP. They’re a constant source of fun and entertainment, a wonderful target for a piss take.
Bless.
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The only problem with these vacuous bubble-headed clowns is that like most woke and snowflake cunts, they don’t mind dishing out the shit, but as soon as you fire a few bullets back they’re off to social media playing the victim card, and “isn’t everyone so beastly to poor little me!”
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I knew a Karen, who was in my class at Uni. She was very pleasant and bright, a bit geeky and had a boyfriend/fiance. I was too young to read the signs at the time, but looking back now I reckon she wanted to Paul Maskinback. Sadly I didn’t take advantage of the situation.
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If she’s now at the fully matured Karen stage, between 35-45, sending her an unsolicited dick picture will work a treat. They are desperate for novel cock before their tits fall off completely.
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Unfortunately, she will around 47 now. Tits are likely a distant memory. Still I have those pleasant wank bank memories…
Changing the subject a bit; has any other cunters noticed an increase in the number of young women out and about in very skimpy shorts and skirts? I reckon they are suffering a paucity of cock action in Lockdown.
More like “Cockdown”, eh?
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Sorry, “Have any other cunters”. Fucking pigeon Engrish.
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Yep I’ve noticed it as well PM, they’re strutting abaaaaht in the sunshine, their flaps getting more moist with each step.
It’ll be a good time to go aaaaht on the pull in a few months time. 👍🏽
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I’m getting way more matches on tinder since the lockdown, as bitches drop their expectations, and go for the female version of any hole is a goal.😀
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A fine cunting and well done to the Admin for choosing a very suitable picture. The bitch looks a right pog (a cross between a pig and a dog) and a pushy arrogant under-achieving cow.
The best thing that can happen to these Karens is for somebody to fill their cunts with concrete – preferably before they start dropping sprogs.
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Good nom CP.👍
I didnt know this type was called ‘Karens’ but ive met a few.
Like yo yos, up an down, give em a flick and watch them unravel.
They love being in authority!! Fuckin knickers are wet through if get to show up some work experience type.
Care home Manageress seem to be this type, dunno why?
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My missus works in a care home, and can confirm that most care home manageresses are indeed useless lazy lead swinging cunts.
Much the same type that are attracted to charity administration…
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That bitchcunt in the picture looks like some fucker has shat on her head and she’s tried to brush it out.
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Karen wants a slap round the face with a cock.
And not one of them chipolata Chy-na ones either.
Silly cunts.
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I’ve met quite a few of these tin Jesus harridans over the years and find the easiest way to deflate their ego(though it may get you sacked) is to tell them how horny their shrill petulance makes you. In my youth it got me a few vigorous roots as well.
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They all seem to drag around this foul perfume cloud that smells identical between Karens, which has all the nasal grace of a summer festival portajohn masked with an entire bottle of febreeze.
Not sure which end of them it is supposed to be masking.
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Excellent description chunky. I’ve noticed this too. Many women of a certain age stink of stale perfume. Do certain perfumes designed for younger women react badly on middle aged skin?
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I think the secretions of their armpits dominate any fragrance they spray on their lardy bodies.
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Sid the sexist would be straight to the point with this compliment: “Ye doont sweat much fer a fat lass”!
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Top cunting chaps.
I heartily concur with much of the above and have had numerous encounters with many of their ilk.
I suspect it may be caused by either the menopause or sexual frustration (power hubby banging his secretary/mistress/her sister in preference to the po-faced bitch) or indeed a combination of the two.
They generally have issues with their weight, although they have no problem throwing it around.
Many will be divorced or abandoned which leads to ever more enhanced bitterness and cuntier behaviour.
Is their a cure for Karen’s? H.R.T, a good shagging, a swift kick in the flange? Who knows.
Many will be doomed to wander the earth in joylessness forever.
Cunts!
I always think of “shouty” bints like Jess Phillps. (The Cunt)
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They also have a little mustache of wrinkles round their mouth from being smokers/ex smokers, so when upset the mouth tightens giving the appearance of a puckered arsehole.
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Summary execution is the only acceptable answer! 👍
Although apparently some namby pamby do – gooders have brought laws in to stop this sort of thing – dismal form! 🤣
On other news, some thieving low life piece of shit has stolen my planters full of veg, I have found out who they are (I love CCTV!) and I believe a quite sternly worded letter is on it’s way to them.
I hate thieves, and Fox law will apply.
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Disgraceful VF, I remember it grew a load of chillies and tomotoes in the small sunny front Garden in an old house I used to live in.
These two local pahki women went past and looked at them.
A few days later they stopped and the fat one wandered in MY garden and started helping themselves.
I can up to window and said ‘What are you doing’? they put them back and scurried off the cunts.
What a pair of cunts.
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Not to worry B&WC, the felon involved in pinching my planters has made a full confession and after a chat has agreed to return my stolen goods.
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You must have told them you were dark blue 😉
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Not there yet Bullterrier,
Still a young Brother at 41, I’ve been WM 3 times and MEZ twice though. 🤝
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As a character in one of my favourite books (Fortunes of War, by Olivia Moaning) said,
“Women that look like that should be painlessly destroyed.”
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I am responsible for many a Karen and also responsible for their bitterness.
Many a woman who have had the pleasure of being associated with me let alone being my girlfriend at any particular time know that they have reached the pinnacle of man. When they realise they have had the best, and that everything after will be a let down you have to understand their bitterness.
The problem women have is that unlike men the get worse with age, throw a couple of kids in the picture and they lose their shape which further reinforces their insecurity.
The fact that there is a never ending supply of younger better looking women strutting abaaaaaht everywhere doesn’t help these older women types and they naturally become aggressive, whinging fat cow’s or lesbians.
Some of these 40 something women can cook so have that in their favour but most can’t and literally have nothing to offer their current man or anything to attract a non desperate man.
I feel sorry for them and will avoid them at all costs until I’m abaaaaaht 60 and a 45 year old lady will be a reasonable catch.
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You are a credit to us B&WC – but I sometimes feel your shyness and self – effacing modesty hold you back somewhat! 👍😄
Good form SIr!
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Evening B&WC, how goes it?
Quite amusingly, my 17 year old just called his mother a “Karen” for telling him to get off of Fifa and tidy up his room. She was not impressed, the fat, probable rug-munching cow!
Incidentally, the only woman I know who is called Karen is the least
‘Karen-y’ person ever, drinks pints of ale and farts loudly, which annoys the hoity-toity beyotches at work.
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Evening TTCE, the only Karen I knew was a an ex’s sister…mad cow that she was. An absolute nightmare and must have been bi polar or something.
I do think that women’s names indicate how sexy they are… generally Rachel’s are proper sorts.
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Boris’ sister ?
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I’m getting bored off my new bit of cunt…I dunno whether to dump her or wait it aaaaht until I can get back aaaaht there and get stuck in to all these sex starved women.
What a cunt situation.
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You will know the right time, B&WC. The worst thing in the world is to keep hold of her too long so she becomes a problem.
If they have an engine/wheels or tits/fanny then they will cost you dearly and add stress and hassle.
Good luck old chap!
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Your right PM, if it’s not money and time they cost you it’s stress and bother they cause you.
Women eh.
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A top girl is worth their weight in gold, and worth making the effort for – it’s just the other 99% who are a nuisance! 😄
And I still have designs on the naughty and busty gal in Home Bargains – she will not be able to resist my ineffable charm and sawn off shotgun for much longer! 👍
Aah, for the good old days when all that was needed was a club and a cave – dating nowadays is like negotiating a maze blindfolded with a gun at your balls.
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Well they pull them by the hair back to the cave and not by the legs. That’s where the saying ‘ Not worth a cunt full of cold snow’ comes from.
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Why not just do both?
A divorced mate of mine has said that since the chįnký flu started, he’s never got so much action. Birds are getting desperate for attention.
Then he showed me some nudey rudey pics of several of these birds, middle-aged Karen types and I almost vomited. Middle age and children are not kind to a woman’s body.
Maybe that’s one of the reasons they’re always annoyed about something, the vile, blubbeey, veiny old hunchbacks.
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I know what you mean TTCE, some of these past it women are desperate for some attention and there are plenty abaaaaaht…I’m trying to get a genuinely slim, sexy early thirties type.👍🏽
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I’ve had the pleasure of an slim early thirties bird. Into yoga and all that. Still crazy in the head though.
Fortunately she did me the favor of ending it by asking if all I wanted was the sex. Easy come easy go.
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@TBCC, did the question make you dump her or your yes answer? 😁
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Being the moral man I am I couldn’t lie and say, “no, there’s so much more to you than just your gash!”. She was naked under her dressing gown, so not wanting to spoil the moment I said nothing, smiled, moved things upstairs and then we fucked.
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A great move TBCC, you have to make the most of every situation and seize the opportunity. Well played, I would have been proud of that. 👍🏽
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When your Mrs looks like this you should have got the fuck aaaaht of that relationship years ago.
https://images.app.goo.gl/vifNvGAYucvy6W1dA
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That one would need to fart to give you a clue!
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I’d have a stab at her belly-button….more chance of my cock reaching it than her fanny.
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I’ll see that, and raise you a:
https://images.app.goo.gl/7qy8PLyRk12jtxaUA
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Bloody hell TTCE, you win. 🤮
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Its like Marshmallo Man porn.
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You guys have been cooped up for far too long!
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TTCE, that is…worrying. When I am working from home, I might wonder if the colleague at the other end of the email looks like that.
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Call me Ahab.
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I remember dealing with one of this type when doing a tree job. I had one of the lads operating a lowering ope while stood in the drive of the house next door to the one in which we were working….some menopausal,done up like a dogs dinner tart came out and started ranting at the lad….I went round and said that it was me should be speaking to…and she did…the full “how dare I?” rant finishing with the “I’ve rung my husband,he’ll be back in half an hour”…I told her that I couldn’t give a fuck about her or her husband,she shot back into the house….sure enough hubby turned up and started…unfortunately for him I was in no mood to listen and gave him my
unexpurgated thoughts on his wife,his shitty house and himself…he shot indoors too…Good,I thought, I’ve bullied the Cunt into submission,give us half an hour and we’ll be gone from this shithole…I was nearly right too,we were just packing up when unfortunately a Police car turned up….out the Copper got,put his hat on and marched up to us as I kept my head low coiling a rope….”I’m apparently looking for a foul-
mouthed,aggressive Gentleman” he announced…I couldn’t stop myself..it was out before I had a chance to think…”It’ll be that fucking Cunt hiding in the house you want then” I bellowed at him….kind of gave the game away a tad, as did the lads all bursting into laughter…even the Copper smiled. He was alright about it,you could tell that he just didn’t really want to get involved..I was “given words of advice”.
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Did you follow up your verbal scallywagishness with a late night visit from your slurry wagon, Mr F?
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I didn’t Thomas but I fucking well should have…rude Cunts.
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See the other nom re comedians, Dick! If you did a Dave Allen and sat there regaling an audience with your tales of putting cunts in their place, it’d be a winner!
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Coming soon to a cinema near you,
starring Helen Mirren and Emma Watson,
Coronavirus Pictures presents:
Rise of the Planet of the Karens.
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Oh God.
At least it hasn’t got Emma Thompson in it…
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I had hoped to see Emma Watson and Margot Robbie in a remake of Brokeback Mountain entitled ‘Velvet Valley’.
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Bloody hell TTCE, you win. 🤮
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I could always post a naked pic of the soon-to-be-ex Mrs Cunt Engine. There’s not enough puke in the world…
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I feel for you, many a time you have expressed your bad feeling towards the current Mrs. It’s a right cunt when you’re with someone you don’t want to be with…can be soul destroying.
Good luck old chap.
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Yes indeed. I ought to stop doing that, however…it must make for tedious, repetitive reading!
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You could always Nom her once it’s over….. 😃
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I used to nom her when she was slim…nom nom nom…😜
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Look forward to when it’s finally done, and you have it in writing that she is no longer your problem. It’s like having the all clear from a fatal disease.
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I worked with a Karen many moons ago. Nice girl, intelligent, but prudish and inexperienced regarding sex and bodily functions. Last I heard of her, she was working as a nurse in a maternity ward. So there you go. Funny old world, isn’t it? You just never know what’s going to happen. And if you did, you might top yourself.
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Alas and joking aside, I reckon by this time next year, there will be a massive increase in suicides, mostly from people who’ve lost their businesses and then their homes.
We’ll never forget or forgive , ya fuckin’ sqūinty-eyed cunts!
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The future is very bright Allan – nuclear explosions tend to have that effect!
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Working in a maternity ward, she should have by now then learned everything she needs to know about sex and bodily functions, in living technicolour and smell-o-rama.
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https://youtu.be/st-f3MkKdMM
This more or less sums up the Karen thing.
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“Black Lives Matter”
But not as much as Black Knives.
Fuckin’ brilliant that Blunt, especially after a skinful of red.
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Black lives obviously do not matter to Black Lives Matter:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-52907101
Zero adherence to social distancing rules. No wonder blacks are snuffing it disproportionately. Stupid cunts bring it on themselves.
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No RTC – more (allegedly) BAME covid deaths are down to racist whitey instructing that random virus to target them – because us whiteys are devious and know how to mentally manipulate viruses – everyone knows that!
It’s nothing to do with overcrowding, genetic defects and disabilities due to inbreeding, poor hygiene, poor health due to lack of exercise and terrible food and smoking like chimneys, completely ignoring lockdown and social distancing, gathering in massed numbers for “religious” reasons, marching about in their thousands shouting “black lives matter” without understanding the irony that their irresponsible actions will cost more BAME lives by unnecessarily spreading the virus – it’s nothing to do with any of that, it’s howwid waycist whitey – ask any BBC employee.
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How fucking pigshit ignorant can Dawn Lardbutt and her constituents be?
https://www.kilburntimes.co.uk/news/dawn-butler-mp-condemns-harlesden-block-party-1-6683234
“It has come to my attention from several social media clips sent to me that an illegal block party was held in Brent yesterday. For something that started at around 30 people and ended up with around 500 people, I was stunned but upon reflection, not too shocked. Recent reports in regard to how the Prime Minister’s Chief Adviser Dominic Cummings blatantly broke the rules whilst he was suspected to be infected with the Coronavirus, and has been protected by government, has irked a lot of people – myself included.
“A Government that is morally bankrupt when it comes to following their own rules, and when it comes to issues of race, lacks any moral authority to tell people what to do. I understand this more than most.” (Dawn Butler MP CUNT)
So once again it’s all whitey’s and the Government’s fault.
FFS!
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I saw that fat piece of shit on the news last night. Maybe someone will ask if she knows who Kriss Donald was.
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All the receptionists at my local GP surgery are Karens. It may not be so much a name as a professional qualification, the ignorant rude cunts.
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Fuckin fuming at that cunt Dominic Raab.
3million HK chinkys he wants here, where they gonna live?
What jobs? Benefits?
Maybe dig up a 30 miles of green belt for housing them.
Fuckin traitor.
Thick cunt.
Hope Black lives matter bum him to death.
Little prick.😕
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It is a sly ploy by our cowardly appeasing Government MNC.
And just what China wants,
Our Government is a fucking joke, and every fucker around is taking advantage of this to piss on us and laugh about it.
These are far and away the worst Politicians I have ever seen in my half a century on this Earth, and every time I think they could not possibly get any worse they prove me wrong.
The way we are going these hopeless bastards will be handing over billions to the chinks in compensation!
Cunts, utter infuriating cunts – and four and a half more Years of it to come.
Get rid of Boris the traitor and get Trump to run the UK as well as America.
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Foxy we may as well put down a red carpet and a sign saying ‘WELCOME’ on the south coast.
Raab and bedhead Johnson shouldnt be allowed out to talk to people overseas!
“Why dont you come live over here? Bring the family!”
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Exactly lads, just because they don’t come over here in a dinghy with their three wives and eight mini bombers doesn’t mean we want you. I don’t care if they are highly educated and speak English, we are full.
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O, sorry. I thought the nom was about Karens.
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We should be meeting any illegal immigrants at the point of a rifle. Turn round, fuck off.
Ten Thousand people a day still flooding into every airport, rail and ferry terminal, thousands of rapefugees and gimmegrants turning up every Month aided and abetted by the UK Coastguard and the French bastards – and nothing done!
And now the keystone cops in “charge” have taken decisive action – by considering, in a Month, or Year or decade or two to think about asking some visitors if they wouldn’t mind self isolating for a few days if it’s not too much trouble, but no need to bother the highest risk groups with this inconvenience – just get yourself in lads and lasses.
We are going to the wall, dying in droves, facing economic catastrophe, invasion, extinction and Boris the narcoleptic traitor looks (and is) more and more fucking useless every day.
This Government in particular, and all Politicians of all parties are guilty of mass homicide by culpable neglect – and we are supposed to sit like little smiling clowns as we are annihilated.
I fucking despair, and when this is finally over we, as a Country and as a people, need to hold these vermin to account, keep holding them to account, remove them and do whatever it takes to get back our Homeland – because if we do not our Country will slide into the dust of history and white, straight Men from a working class background will be ethnically cleansed out of existence.
I am semi feral and can prevail in any circumstances – but I genuinely fear for those who are not this fortunate.
Apologies for the dark tone of this post, but the future does not bode well and we are on a volcano of rage and on the fulcrum of violent unrest.
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I’d never heard of the Karen phenomenon until I saw this;
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aR3uA2eLgbk
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Hilarious nomination, Cuntamus Prime. It made me laugh. 🙂
p.s. I saw this it made me laugh as well.
https://www.boredpanda.com/funny-karen-jokes/
‘Karens’ remind me of those american ‘Soccer moms’ or just generally people whom have nothing better to do but to ruin the fun and enjoyment of other people.
‘Til all are one.
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English Sarah Palins!
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The boys from across the pond – I do speak for all of us, well most – have taken notice, CP (and the rest of you). We do share much of the same sentiments.
We also have these so called ‘Karens’…full of drama, booze, anti-depressants/anxiety meds, but not c@m. Worthless they are. They need keep quiet and let the Man rule the castle… and bring him his water.
Truth be told: I married a farm girl and am a lucky Yank. She (as you’d expect) has a great work ethic and knows her place. she works 60-70 hours a week (as do I). She can hunt too – bow or rifle, great shot out to 500 Yards.
Coincidentally, her Mother’s name is Karen. Karen is a lousy cook, as is my wife. Fuck! Good thing I learned to grill what I’ve harvested.
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I think it originated in America, but the right people here (Guardian columnists) are prematurely concerned because it targets mainly white midfle aged women.
Forget the fact the term is used by non-whites who Karens usually patronise and abuse.
‘We’re the victims!’
Narcissistic cunts.
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That ‘sliding fringe’ haircut always evokes Sandra, the one half of The Fat Slags, to me.
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The all seem to drive VWs, Audis of the older variety or those annoying ugly Nissan fake 4x4s
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