Guy Verhofstadt (11)

Goodness me, the year’s rolled by quickly, and it seems that Haloween’s here again already. Well, Guy ‘Mr Pumpkin Head’ Verhofstadt has escaped from his carers once more, and is roaming around neighbourhoods scaring kids with his renewed calls for a ‘United States of Europe’.
Gormless Guy tweeted recently “Fifteen years ago, I wrote ‘The United States of Europe’, calling for a ‘Hamilton’ moment in politics so that Europe can finance itself properly and be more than the sum of its parts. Hopefully the Macron-Merkel proposal* will deliver this historic leap forward”.
Yes, the aesthetically challenged Mr V is up to his old tricks, fiddling while Madrid, Paris, Rome and elsewhere burn. It appears to have escaped his notice that, what with Brexit, Covid-19, a huge migrant crisis, an imminent economic collapse, ‘north v south’ infighting, the persistent growth of Euroscepticism and what-have-you, the EU is heading rapidly up Shit Creek without a paddle. Never mind though; in Pumpkin Head’s closed and deluded mind, there’s no problem that can’t be solved by more bureaucracy, less accountability, and greater centralisation and control. So bring on the United States of Europe, that great ‘historic leap forward’. Let’s just not bother asking the people of Europe whether that’s what they actually want.
He’s nothing if not tenacious, I’ll give him that, standing as he is pissing steadfastly into the wind, and getting showered by his own piddle. It’s getting harder by the day for the sad twat though. Who can take seriously an increasingly desperate-sounding zealot who also looks as if he lets his cleaner cut his hair and his gardener sort his teeth?
Ah hold on a sec, these two people in blue uniforms must be his carers. Come along now Guy, they’ll give you your Horlicks and your medication, read a chapter of your book to you, and get you ready for bed.

*the plan for a mega billion fund to mitigate against the financial effects of the C-19 pandemic.

Nominated by Ron Knee

67 thoughts on “Guy Verhofstadt (11)

  1. Top nom Ron – The man is a menace – his blinkered view is opined to suit his own agenda and pockets.

    He’ll be blowing a BAME trumpet next no doubt…anything for attention.

    Politicians will use any distraction to get their laws / bills passed. COVID is the ideal distraction. Vigilance is required especially at this time.

    I wonder what his net worth is having milked the coffers for so long?

  2. As comic book guy* might say, “Worst Bond villian ever”.
    *Tee hee.

  3. You can’t really blame this deluded old cunt. He had Mavis sucking his tiddler, the Lib Dumbs cheering him to the rafters when he promised them a European Empire ( they even gave him a “Bollocks to Brexit” t-shirt, the saucy wags) and he had a Parliament packed full of traitors like Bercow, Hammond, Sourberries and that long nosed Tory cunt who’s name i’ve forgotten.
    That seems such a long time ago but he’s still got the Lib Dumbs, the Labour Party, the Scottish Nazis, the BBC and untold posh fuckers on his side. Don’t make the mistake of writing off Guy and his remoaner quisling friends. They didn’t count themselves out on Dec 12th. Voting means fuck all to these cunts.

    • No doubt the four eyed bastard is hoping that Kweer Charmer might seize power so that we will continue to be under the EU jackboot. So many Labourites yearn for the idea of subservience to the 4th Reich

  4. I looked at the header photo and assumed that it must be a nom. about a new suspect in the Madeline McCann case.

  5. If this goblin faced cunt ever has any self doubt he just looks at his pay slip and all is well in La La land again.
    Fuck off.

  6. Morning Ron. Couldn’t have put it better about this cunt. BUT…..95% of those given positions of power in the EU hierarchy (they are NOT elected!) believe EXACTLY the same thing and have EXACTLY the same ultimate goal. As usual it has been down to us Brits to divert them from what they want.

    • I recall the last Man who wanted to “unite” Europe.
      Guy is one Charlie Chaplin moustache away.
      Fuckoff Guy.

      • I’d like to insert a size 12 jackboot in the cunt’s jacksy, that’s for sure.

      • How about a Ron Knee on Guy Maurice Marie Louise Verhofstadt’s neck for a few minutes?

  7. Oh for crying out loud, will you look at the liver-lipped, flacid-jowled state of it?! With its bell-end shaped hair cut…

    • Slightly mean CL – Guys carer spent ages getting his hair just right! 😀

      • It never ceases to amaze me why a cunt on his wages looks as though he gives his cleaner ten bob to cut his barnet.

  8. Anyone else always read his name as ‘Gay Thermostat’? Well, you probably will now, too. 😁

    • Born to swing off the side of notre Dame cathedral or to fetch and carry for a mad professor, this oddball has been a pain in the arse during Brexit.
      Always after pònçing millions for some scheme or other so he doesnt end up pulling night shifts in the lab.

      • Second rate Marty Feldman impersonator.
        But Guy knows the score – democracy is never, ever listening to the people.
        Warm the van up and get the dog MNC – this Man needs to be taught some Akita style democracy! He wont be hard to find – just look for any trough in the Nuremburg area with a swastika on it

  9. Bit of historical trivia on the EU:

    The precursor to the EU was the pan-European union of 1922 set up by Kalergi who called fir the abolition of races and borders to create a “United Europe” and pave the way for work government (even Hitler called him ‘everybody’s bastard’). In case anyone missed the point, the aim of Kakergi’s plan was to racially and culturally destroy Old Europe.

    In 1955, Jean Monnet set the foundation for The United States of Europe with his ‘Action Commitee’. Monnet was dedicated to abolishing ethnicities in a ‘federated Europe’. Know as the ‘Father of Europe’, Monnet was Jewish, Kalergi was also funded by powerful people of the same faith, Bernhard Baruch and the lodge B’nai B’rith among others.

    The level of cuntitude of these two can only be measured on a continental scale. Take a look at a a quote from Kalergi’s book ‘Praktischer Idealismus (practical idealism)

    “The man of the future will be of mixed race. Today’s races and classes will gradually disappear owing to the vanishing of space, time and prejudice. The Eurasian Negroid race of the future, similar in its appearance to the ancient Egyptians, will replace the diversity of peoples with a diversity of individuals – Richard Von Coudenhove-Kalergi.

    This man is celebrated within the EU parliament…prizes are given out in his name every year to whichever cunt destroys their country the most…

    There is no oven big enough, not even one with a Gay Thermostat…

    • But, but….diversity is our strenth!
      The government told me,
      So must be true.

      • But Miserable, the EU keep telling us that unity is strength.

        Which is it? I’m confused.

      • There is a whiff of gas and black uniforms about our comedy Belgian. But nice he can suspend his hunt for the one ring to bless us with his insight.

    • Is that why EU prize winner, Lord Mandlebum, shacked up with a Brazilian rent boy?…….hoping to have mixed race babies? All he got was shit on his helmet the dirty cunt.

  10. The desire to be just like our ‘friends’ across the pond is bewildering. Their ‘united states’ are a fucking mess, the disjointed systems that seem to benefit no one, the huge swathes of unemployment, the average man on the street scared of being killed by a militaristic police force, who in turn are shit scared of being killed by the average man on the street. Why would anyone look at their model and think, that’s what we need, more of that.

  11. Sadly, the words of Verhofstadt are likely to be true. Both Macron and his naughty filly (Merkel) hold similar aims. However, as a repellent to further Union ( among the gullible masses ) he’s actually doing quite well turning most people away from the prospect.

    Oh , ! Yes…he’s a cunt

    • His modelling career never really took off.
      I never remember his name, just think of him as Igor.

      • I have seem more attractive things wedged into the top of a pencil. Right, bike ride time – these teenagers won’t punch themselves! 😀👍

      • He’ll have to become a ‘hand model’ when his looks eventually fade.

  12. The undemocratic cunt has had a pop at Johnson on Twitter over asking the euro workers to come back & help get the economy rolling. He said something about Brexit happening because euro workers were’stealing British jobs’.
    Well, immigration had no part in my vote, mine was about unelected individuals on a gravy train, deciding the future of my country.

    What this gap-toothed, hunchback, cock-noshing cunt doesn’t grasp, is that if we want euro workers back, then it’s OUR decision, not some high-handed, anti-democratic directive from a bunch of trough-snouting cunts in Europe. So fuck off, cunt.

  13. He’s a cunt, he’s one of a multitude of cunts who believe they know best. Personally I’m worn out by these cunts, I’m getting more and more pissed off with people and organisations engineering the world with no reference to the people.

    I don’t want to live in a United States of Europe. I don’t want the BBC telling me how to think and I don’t want doctors telling me when I can go outside.

    Every crises is used to ramp up the globalist agenda. No lives matter to these cunts.

  14. The wife cut my hair yesterday… it now looks a bit too close to Guy’s for comfort. My reading glasses aren’t as silly looking as his though.

  15. Why is he wearing women’s glasses in the photo. He looks like Deirdre Barlow. Remember her, from when Corrie was watchable? Ooooh Ken….I haven’t been near Mike Baldwin’s cock, the dirty Lundun bastard ‘appen.
    Or something like that.

  16. The hair style alone deserves a cunting. It makes Boris’s dragged repeatedly through a thorny hedge blonde scruff look almost fashion magazine worthy.

    He looks like he smells like stale sweat of a diabetic alcoholic with a compulsive masturbation habit who hasn’t showered in four days.

  17. What a cunt…he has that look like he would have been proudly strutting around in an S.S. uniform if he was around 80 year’s ago.
    If there is one positive to come out of the Kung Flu it’s that it topples the EU…I hate the EU and the sooner it’s gone the better.
    The sooner we are financially out of it the better also before they come up with some trillion euro rescue fund for the EU we have to chip in to.

  18. Loathsome cunt …….

    Looks like he got his hair from dunelm mill , I keep looking for the draw cord ….

  19. Morning all.
    I know that you’d never have guessed it, but I hate this cunt (and his ilk) with a passion that borders on the pathological. I hope that I live long enough to see the European Union crumble to dust. Who the fuck ever actually got a chance to vote on whether they wanted it in the first place?
    Friendship and economic co-operation YES. US of E? Fuck off!!

    • Morning RK
      I would never have guessed ,
      Like you I have absolutely no time for the United States of Europe , friendship, free trade and allies yes but not the rest of it .
      Vehorstadt is the very embodiment of everything I despise about the overbearing EU , a political Pygmy elevated to a position of such political power , remote and disinterested in anything other than his fucking (pipe) dream! When did the UKs population ever give their consent to this fake superstate? NEVER!!

      Fake flag
      Fake anthem
      Fake union

      • Apparently Florin cried for two days when he lost his partner? Fuck me I cry longer if I lose a tenner!!
        Now the “ grieving “ is over young Florin refuses to be sad and just wants to be “happy” with his rather tidy inheritance
        FFS!!

      • If I had assets, nobody to leave them to (or just a bunch of cunts I hated) and some 27 year old slapper decided she wanted to suck my cock for the last couple of years of my sad life, there is no way I would turn her down. Up early, flight straight to Vegas, married by some fat Elvis, lips on my bellend by bedtime, job done.

      • That sounds like an ideal retirement plan ……
        Added bonus you could spend all your money without telling her and when you pop ya cloggs she finds out the moneys gone and that Even the suit you had was on HP ….
        it’s a WIN WIN

      • The young chap looks like a Karen with a chop like that, so I take it he receives serve.

        Thus as the paper should cease the absurdity of talking about the old boy’s “husband” And refer to him instead As “The Old Boy’s shit-filled cock glove”.

      • Oddly, the bent coin reminds me of the sky-pilot’s ex-wife.
        They do say that some people go for 2nd time arounders that resemble exes.
        Oddly enough, my penchant for a certain blonde tennis-girl is the exact opposite of my ex…

    • He deserves a sort of Abominable Dr. Phibes death – in particular, where somebody gets a load of green vegetable goo (conc. Brussels sprouts, perhaps), followed by a plague of locusts to eat his head. As a finale, the locusts do D&V all over his putrid remains, the fucking cunt.
      Even with Miranda B Liar, Alki Ali and a goodly number of others competing in the marathon of cuntitude, this cunt wins by a country mile. The cunt.

  20. There’s a real smamy journalist on Outside Source. Cant remember his name. When asked about the government and the EU he uses the word ‘project’. Not about the EU ‘project’ but British government governing. That is the new ‘project’ now, that is the novel idea- a British government governing in Britain.

  21. The bastard lovechild of Viz’s Mr Logic and a low rent prossie from “The Dam”.
    He represents everything wrong with the EU and for that we should be grateful-he was one of the leave campaigns finest arguments for kicking Europe in the cunt.
    Get back on the bong, you deluded cunt.

  22. Speaking of EU cunts, I see that our other old favourite, Michelle Barmier, is acting the gobshite again.
    Speaking with regard to the latest round of trade agreement talks, Mme. Barmier says that no progress has been made, that it’s all the UK’s fault, and that the EU ‘cannot and will not accept this’.
    What he means, of course, is that we won’t agree to his fucking ‘level playing field’, adherence to EU regulations and the jurisdiction of the ECJ, and the plundering of our fishing grounds in perpetuity.
    We’re now an independent, sovereign nation which just wants to be treated in negotiations as the EU has dealt with the likes of the US, Canada and South Korea.
    Who does this cunt think he’s talking to?

    • He’s talking to the traitorous Remoaners in this country, and you can bet they’re listening.

  23. Good deal or no deal, and out on December the 31st. Boris the narcoleptic traitor knows this, and is aware of the anger there will be in the Country if he sells us down the river – and the consequences.
    We joined a 3 Country trade agreement called The Common Market in the early seventies – a sensible business idea.
    This then turned into the EEC, the EC and eventually the EU – all without our knowledge, consultation or consent – and the feeling of unease in the UK began to grow.
    At NO time did we vote to have uncontrolled economic migration, to fund a free Europe and World wide health service, to be told what laws we have to follow by officials we did not elect or to be bled dry to fund the failed tax dodging Countries of Europe (I refuse to call them “Member States” – we are not America).
    The people threw a spanner in the works by refusing to believe the lies and refusing to be cowed into terrified submission by our own traitor Politicians with a vested financial interest in keeping us in this developing dictatorship.
    Since then the remoaners have done everything they can to ignore the results of a free and fair vote because they are so arrogant they believe the stupid little nobody people should not have democracy and expression of free will, and as they realise their dream of forcing us to stay in is disappearing they have become ever more desperate and hateful – and this is a presumption rather than a presentation of the facts – but if we had voted to stay in I think the leavers would have felt angry and cheated but accepted the result of the vote, because this is a DEMOCRACY. In name, anyway.
    The third World war predicted by Cameron did not materialise, the immediate and ongoing massive economic depression predicted by George Osbourne did not happen and we have a better and more prosperous future standing alone on our own skills, graft and initiative than being the beaten little dog of the Fourth Reich. Make no mistake though, we are not leaving in any meaningful way – incompetent EU loving appeaser May made sure of that, and all Boris the traitor has done is pushed through the same deal written in a different font – the fight to get back our rights, laws and sovereignty will continue for decades after December 31st, hampered,blocked and delayed in every way by the same strident gobshites who will never go away.
    But still Guy Verhofstadt and Michelle Barnier will continue their bullying and whining and our “Government” and workshy Prime Minister need to tell them one simple thing – terms acceptable to the British people or we leave with no formal withdrawal agreement and revert to WTO rules.
    And still we have the tiny brown pipsqueak Siddique/ Saddique/Sadiq Khan, whatever name he is using today constantly jumping up and down and stamping his little feet demanding an extension. Be quiet, fool.
    We need rid of politics and Politicians and to replace them with people who are apolitical and work as a team to run the Country – the clowns and self serving traitors we currently have are the worst I have ever seen, and they need to go – and every institution which supports and enables them needs radical reform.
    There is an old Yorkshire expression for people like this second rate Gollum impersonator – “yap o’ shite”. I prefer – GUY – shut up and be gone.

    • They say that you get the government you deserve, but I can’t even imagine wtf I did that got us the last half dozen. It must have been bad and I must have been pissed. Now that we could do with a Thatcher-type ‘man’ of steel, we have Rip Van fucking Winkle. The fight ain’t over, and no mistake.

      • If he was to win the presidency that would some.summit between ‘Bedhead’ Boris’ and ‘Sleepy’ Joe Biden
        Two hammocks in the Downing Street garden.

    • Barmier is an absolute twat. He’s either as thick as two short planks, or acting the cunt and being deliberately obtuse. I think it’s the latter. He keeps going on about the the UK wanting ‘to retain the benefits of EU membership’, when what we actually want is a trade deal of the kind agreed between the EU and other sovereign nations.
      Part of the PR game, I guess; it’s up to Frost and co. to shout as loud, if not louder.

  24. Looks like the sort who appears on those nonce stings on youtube.
    ‘I…I just want to buy her a drink. We weren’t gonna do nothing’.

    • Anyone for a bus tour of Charleroi??
      One has to feel just a little bit sorry for the Belgians – I know a few decent ones, and I don’t THINK they’re nontzes. And a cuntry barely big enough to be a Luftwaffe airbase. I am also sure there’s a Penguin Classic called “The Shame of Belgium.”

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