Algorithms

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Algorithms Up Me Arse

Yours Truly has been in the habit for many a long year of contributing helpful comments and supportive remarks aroinde the internet – all in the sake orf free speech ect ect. Now in recent times they are taken doine faster than a pooftah’s pants. Outrage.

Latest example see dubious photo above (if not pre-removed by Thought Police) to which I appended to the right hand photo the comment “Who is that bending over?”. That drew a few Likes and a Smiley Face and you know how much I like those, to which I replied ” Nice to see the Taoiseach in a scene with his partner”. Innocuous enough you will agree and the Likes and Laughing Faces started pinging in. Then me screen froze, did a refresh and the whole thread “poof” vanished.

Come to the conclusion that cunting FaceBook or some other cunt as inserted an algorithm or tracking cookie up me arse. Yours Truly has been posted as an oitlaw orf the digital world. Here we go a’hacking again. All very doable but such a bore.

In case the photo is banned here follows a verbal description:

“Three flabby shirtless aging pooftahs in cropped jeans me dears and aviator shades disport in the sun while a young punk offers his arse on the grass”

Imagine Elton John and com-padres sunning themselves on Elt’s yacht.

You  get the picture

Nominated by Sir Limply Stoke

15 thoughts on “Algorithms”

  1. I think I speak for everyone when I say it’s nice to have you back Limply.

  2. Good nom SLS, and seconded glad to see a return of your musings.

    The only thing I would like to add to this entry is a cunting for the use and abuse of the actual word ‘algorithm’ by the meedja and other buzzword wankers who don’t have a fucking clue what the word truly means.

    Nice to see a bit of civility and tradition on these pages in a tumultuous time of global enrichment.

  3. The rumour I put about that Jagger’s dose had finally finished you orf was fake news then.
    Welcome back and interesting cunting. I think Admin is a fucking algorithm.

      • It’s not the Garda they need, but stern humourless middle aged menopausal Irish nuns with those metre long blackboard rulers that is required. I daresay they’d be useful in many unpleasant and unsavoury situations for the betterment of society.(and no that isn’t a reference to Italian porn, but take it as you will).

  5. “I’ve never seen such poofery in all my life!!!” That’s what he’s thinking. I don’t know, what’s the world coming to? The Teashop of Ireland cavorting in a public park with a bunch of faggots. Fucking hell.

    • Algorithms? Control mechanisms.
      I wonder how many Chinese sleepers are in the flood of allegedly Hong Kong nationals we are about to be welcoming.
      We are fucked.
      Can’t really add to that.

      • At least we will be able to give the tiddlywinks a decent game of ping pong at future Olympics.

  6. Maybe if that Irish bummer concentrated more on shutting the fuck up about Brexit and less on cavorting with other Irish ginger beers his economy wouldn’t still be in the middle ages.

  7. Remember as well that your car insurance, mobile phone contracts etc are run by algorithms so at the end of every contract – end it and get new. Do not just renew. Even if its a deal with the same company as a new contract etc.
    But we all knew that being the brainy cunts of society.

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