The Chinese Communist Party

The Chinese Communist Party (Yes, you, you evil motherfuckers, I know you’re watching. Get back to your fucking bat soup) deserve a serious, weapons grade cunting. Not content with trying to wipe out as much of the world’s population as possible, they’ve recently taking to threatening sovereign nations with sanctions if they dare to start an investigation into their pathetic of the Kung Flu. First they told Canada there would be “serious consequence” if they started an investigation and now their threatening Australia.

In an interview in the Australian Financial Review, the Chinese Ambassador to Australia “refused to accept that the virus had started in a Wuhan wet market”. He also called Australia’s push for an inquiry into it “dangerous”, and claimed that “the Chinese public is frustrated, dismayed and disappointed with what Australia is doing now”. The Communist ambassador went on to threaten consumer boycotts and less tourism for Australia.

First of all, I seriously doubt that most of the Chinese public gives a fuck about what Australia doing. Second, I’m pretty sure that most Australians won’t give a fuck about fewer Chinese tourists visiting Australia. I have first hand experience of Chinese tourists during my early days in the army, when I was based in London and helped to guard royal buildings such as Kensington palace. They are scum. They are rude, entitled, arrogant and firmly believe that the fact they have chosen to grace a particular country with their presence means they own certain people, like British army soldiers.Trust me, the world will not lose out on Chinese tourists choosing to boycott countries.

The US and UK are also carrying out investigations, but to my knowledge they have either ignored the threats or told the CCP where to shove them. The EU very courageously bowed to pressure from the CCP and heavily edited a report they recently published into China’s handling of this crisis.

Changes are coming. When this crisis has passed, nations all over the world will be taking a long, hard look at our relationship with China. Some will take action, some won’t. The US are already looking at bringing back some of the manufacturing they outsourced to China. And Japan are offering money to the many big businesses who have factories in China to bring that work back to Japan. Of course, China are already simultaneously trying to play the victim card and flexing their military muscle. Unfortunately for them, while they may have the world’s largest army, the world’s largest air force is the United States Air Force. The world’s second largest air force belongs to the United States Navy.

And here’s a simple question. If the CCP is so firm in its belief that its handling of the Kung Flu was unimpeachable, why are they so afraid of being investigated?

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw

76 thoughts on “The Chinese Communist Party

  1. Interesting information about the strength of US air power. That, for me, leads to only one conclusion………bomb the fucking bat eating bastards!!

    • US also have a better copy of China’s only contribution to society, gunpowder, by way of 9 megaton Mk/B53 high-yield thermonuclear bomb.

    • I’m pretty sure America has a larger airforce than China and Russia combined!! Something approaching 14,000 various aircraft , you wouldn’t the bill for that dropping through your letterbox ..
      Will anybody take China to task over this utter bollocks? Or do we simply wait for the chinks to send us something far more potent with an Ebola like fatality rate, with all the wet wank apologist libertards around don’t be so sure ,
      there’s a whole band of arsewipes who bleat if you dare call it Wuhan or Chinese
      Flu etc , with unemployment and deaths rocketing in the US and Americans due to vote the tango man may want to pump at the rhetoric , let’s hope he gets some proper support , fuck the Chinese and their bat bollocks soup……

  2. The loonies who control China and North Korea ought to be taken out and machine gunned down. Evil old despots who should be controlled like the vermin they are. It is clear they are hiding major secrets and they are a danger to the free world. Let the tourists fuck themselves and prance round shitholes in the third world where they will feel at home.

  3. Absolute scum….. they’re rich because they have a billion slaves, if it wasn’t for that they’d be nothing.
    Years ago I worked with a Chinese guy. He was the total stereotype…. thick glasses, goofy teeth, the skinniest, weakest little man you’ve ever seen…. and also the rudest and most arrogant (fuck knows what he had to be arrogant for) cunt I’ve ever met.
    I’d like to think that they can’t all be like that but somehow I suspect that most of them are….
    Utter cunts.

    • The Chink at our Chinese chippie is a really nice bloke. As are the Chinks at our local Chinese takeaway. That said, maybe they’re just very good actors, probably spies reporting back to the Politburo in the wee wee hours…

      • BBC, not the cunts we usually associate with these three letters but British Born Chinese are usually OK.

  4. The UK will do a very watered down woke-friendly investigation, which will ultimately suggest it wasn’t China’s fault at all but the usual suspects:-

    Trump
    Boris
    Brexit
    White Van Man
    Tommy Robinson

    It simply won’t do to suggest it was China’s fault, and despite all the deaths, the misery, the oncoming recession and financial meltdown, we must be very friendly to the Rinky Dinks for fearing of causing grave offence with accusations of racism and hate crime etc.

    And one final thought – when I saw the header title, “The Chinese Communist Party”, I immediately thought of Steptoe and Labour.

    Spooky that!

    • I am pretty certain that China will not come out of this smelling of roses. The cost in lives and money in so many countries means that things cannot be swept under the carpet. Some such as the EU would like to behave in such a mild way but the Trump card is all the US spy satellite information which the Orange Man will produce at the moment of his choosing. After all the yanks have lost ten times as many people as they did on 9/11; they ain’t going to take those sort of losses lying down.

      • The yanks will hardly fake a dossier and go hang the cunts that run the country either though. And that’s the only solution to that regime. Yellow cunts.

  5. I view the CCP like a large working mens club. Had it’s day. As soon as people become richer and realise how shit it is or they let women on the committee, the thing will break down, disband and get boarded up. They will look back in years to come … “Ah say, does thy remember t’ party we had that wreaked global havoc – this lad here is too young t’ remember…great t’ times”…..CUNTS!

  6. Many on the left see China as a blueprint for the future, one they are keen to roll out. Vote Labour and soon you’ll not have to vote again.

  7. I’m sparring clear of this one…I have no desire to see Commissar Ping-Pong and his squad turn up at my door in 5 years time when China takes over the running of it’s latest paid-for lock,stock and barrel vassal State.
    Might already be on thin ice after what I’ve had to say to old Who Flung Dung in the local Chinese restaurant….hopefully he’ll choke on a lump of his “velly,velly lubbly chicken” before he gets a chance to report my views on slitty-eyed Chairman Mao types.

    PS…I scuttled a Chinky “Lady of the Night” in Dublin a while ago….I was most disappointed to discover that her fanny actually ran North to South and not East to West as I’d always been told.

    • It might not be all bad when the Chinks take over….they brook no nonsense when it comes to Muslims and Students….the thought of Crazy Abdul’s taxi and Tarquin Student -Grant getting run over by a tank in Trafalgar Square would certainly make me smile.
      Hopefully they’d also do away with that most iniquitous of hand-outs….child-benefit ……in fact,the more I think about it the keener I’m becoming….All Praise Chairman Wu-Han-Flu and the benefits that he brings.

  8. The CCP has its tentacles everywhere . A bit like Goldman Sachs. First deport all Chinese nationals and other Chinese with family still in China. They all work for the CCP voluntary or by force. Confiscate all Chinese assets as the cunts are never going to pay voluntaryly and have nothing more to do with the yellow cunts.

  9. Its always the rinky dinks, lies=dinks, disgusting customs=dinks, unbelievable cruelty to animals=dinks, aragant cunts usually=dinks,eat anything that exists=dinks, breed like fucking lemmings =dinks,like in uk for 40 fucking years and the only fucking English they know is more dicount more dicount=dinks, these cunts really are like an infestation, call in rentokill, the amount of lives they have affected with their virus is unfucking believable, these cunts should be made to pay, or be vitoed by the world, backward gong banging scum have managed to put themselves at the top of the not appreciated pile for me, they make me sick, lizards in bottles, tiger penis soup, chicken feet , whats wrong with the cunts and how long before the create a new disease the dirty little yellow bastards, this last one is just one of several to come out of China, ban the fuckers i reckon….

    • We should do to China what I would like to do to Scotland – build a big fucking wall round them so the little bleeders can’t get out. Then install Chairman Nicola Sturgeon and Chairperson Kweer Starmer to really fuck them up good and proper.

  10. I hope Donald tariffs the little yellow cunts back to the Stone Age.
    They are nowt but trouble.
    Hopefully the Japs will get some of their imperial madmen back in charge and come up with some chemical warfare that fucks them and only them.
    Anyhow The Yellow Peril is a cunt and should get fucked.

  11. Used to enjoy the Chinky tourist’s reaction at Horse Guards when they got too close – “Step back from the Royal Guard!”. The shout is usually warning enough, but the flash of the bayonet says “I’m not messing.”

    They don’t like it up ’em.

      • And they us. No matter how great your triumphs or how tragic your defeats, approximately 1.2 Billion Chinese couldn’t give a fuck!

      • Your wrong Daz.
        They envy me.
        My eyes arent on sideways.
        I dont look like ive jaundice or skintone of a Simpsons extra.
        They are little and weak not a man in China as strong as me.
        Ive a cock thatd make a shirehorse blush, the chinky willy is like fishing bait.
        To them im like Superman.
        Thats why they tried to poison us.☺

      • Fuck Huawei.
        These evil cunts have been spying on me every minute of the day. Just this morning, I woke up with light pouring into my bedroom because of a chink in my curtains. It took fuckin’ ages to coax the cunt out into the open.

  12. Let’s not get ahead of ourselves here, I thought is a cunt was a place of debate and differing opinions.
    I for one don’t believe a thing ANY politicians say from any country.
    I haven’t seen any proof this shite started in Wuhan… apparently there were military games near Wuhan before the outbreak. It’s quite convenient that this Kung Flu is being blamed on the emerging super power that is China. Let’s be honest most super power countries have labs producing all kinds of shite, who’s to say that some Yank didn’t take a holiday from his Lab job in America to Wuhan and spray his Corona flavoured deodorant on whilst aaaaht and abaaaaaht in downtown Wuhan, before picking up some Bat curry takeaway.
    Don’t believe all you are told, except for when I say go fuck yourselves. 😁

    • This statement will put me in good standing with the Chinese when they decide to fry us all with there Huawei FryG.
      Long live China. 😁

      • Hehehe, yes, suits you that uniform general xhing!!

      • Had quite a few chinese customers in Manchester before coronovirus.
        Always polite and always paid no problem, perfect customers really.
        Yeah nuke them.

      • If you can’t beat them join them MNC, I will put a good word in for you MNC. I won’t tell them about you referring to non English food as foreign muck though. 😁

      • Cheers Bwc, were going to struggle to find those little black suits they wear in our sizes though!
        Ive already compiled a list of family & neighbours who have spoken out against the CCP just to be careful.

      • Maybe you’re onto something B&W. was watching a programme (Smithsonian channel) about the Spanish Flu pandemic of 1918. Well the first thing it wasnt Spanish at all! It was American! Kansas is where it started to be precise. Amongst the soldiery. Brought over to Europe when America entered the 1st world war. It was only called the ‘Spanish Flu’ because Spain was neutral and reported on it in the newspapers. The whole thing was covered up (not allowed to be reported on) because of the war effort and morale.
        But it was covered up in America well before. There are many mass graves the people undocumented there.
        Didn’t one of the chicken flu outbreaks start in America as well?
        They’re always fucking about with food,; GM, chlorinated chicken
        I am not saying this current virus comes from America but…

  13. Never found a Chink that will even look in my direction never mind a good morning/evening nod.
    Ignorant people. Boycott the cunts.

    • Why u ronna caw trubble? Not all China bad, I get my cleaver and chop you good. 😁

    • Apparently, boycotting Rinky Dink restaurants/takeaways in this country, is seen as acts of racism and hate crime!

      • Techno@
        What could they do?
        How can you stop people boycotting?
        They can’t do shit.
        Boycott em!✊

      • Maybe a new protest group needs to be created via antisocial media- we’ve all heard of Extinction Rebellion, so how about something like “Rinky Dink Rebellion”

        Imagine hundreds of people demonstrating outside of the local “Golden Wok” blocking roads and waving placards!

        But of course that kind of protest would be condemned by the usual suspects, demanding that the Army are called in to remove “these bigoted xenophobes”

        So its alright to publicly demonstrate against climate change, Trump, Brexit, The Tories and the Far Right. That’s all lovingly condoned by the left wing media. But you protest against the Dinks or the Mooslums, and you’re arrested and thrown in the nick for a million years

        Cunts

  14. Having watched a number border force Australia episodes I am surprised that the Aussie government hasn’t blanket banned Chinks from entering the country.

    ‘You haven’t declared any food on your landing card and your bags are full of food’

    Chink…. ‘Ah sorwy’

    ‘Here is a $220 fine and all this shit is going in the bin’

    The dirty fuckers can’t even travel without their fucking bat brains and snake bollocks.

    The cunts caused this virus and I don’t get why the rest of the world aren’t shouting it load and clear.

    • Yeah, when you say food, it’s usually something rentokil get called out to deal with, like a binbag full of insects.
      I was talking to my cousin at a funeral, he’s been living in Australia for the last 35 years, and he was telling me that most legal immigration into the country now is Chinese, or from the Indian subcontinent.

  15. I work with a Hong Kong woman and they get very angry if you call them Chinese. They absolutely loathe the Chinks.
    People of Hong Kong tend to be better looking than their ugly little bat eating neighbors as well.

    • Morning Fenton.

      The people of Hong Kong have a markedly different culture to their counterparts living in mainland China, but they remain ethnically Chinese and Hong Kong is a part of China, both historically (apart from the 150 years when it was a British colony) and currently.

      As with other related situations, it’s not race or colour that’s the problem, it’s CULTURE.

    • Hello Fenton,

      A friend of mine, who by the way uses the same avatar on his WhatsApp account as you do on ISAC, lives in Hong Kong and said the natives there didn’t like being ruled by the British. However, they dislike living under the Commies from the Mainland much more.

  16. Since the lockdown a couple of the local Chinky takeaways have gone out of business .
    Strange because I dont see anymore posters pinned to trees asking if anyone has seen their cat.
    Just saying.

  17. Burn down all Chinese restaurants, then this kind of thing can never happen again.
    :o)

    • Since I was chased from the Barons castle ive not seen a angry mob Jack!
      Pitchforks, burning torches, baying hounds,
      Cries of “get the MONSTER!!!”
      Ah, the good old days.

      • Morning MNC. There’s nothing quite like a rabble of revolting peasants.

      • Been called a ‘revolting peasant’ off some bloke on horseback in Northumbria.
        Only walking the pennine way!

    • The Orange man has now said he has seen evidence that chinky bat flu came from a Lab, who cares it came from Chy-Na.

      • The news report was that Trump has evidence that the virus came from a lab in China.

        I imagine most people care how the virus came into being, with the exclusion of the CCP.

  18. As I’ve said before, the massive outpouring of hatred towards these subhuman cunts has warmed my soul.

  19. Builder unloads gear too close to dink kitchen bins, conversation with miffed dink goes pear shaped fast. “Yoo are kunk .. fluk yeew, yoo flukin kunk!”, fucking priceless and not forgotten, a great leap forward in sino relations.

  20. As far as I can see it is a win win situation, China has prospered through slave labour and cheap manufacture, cornering most of the production markets, their industry is unregulated, unsafe and polluting on an epic scale.
    So fuck it, lets do what we used to do, make it ourselves.
    This simple action will starve the country of hard currency create mass unemployment there (similar to what they have done here by undercutting the world) and well create a shit load of problems for them, whilst getting us out of a predicted economic slump (see I said it was win win).
    To end, even the IRA are more responsible about weapon security than the chinks, I dont say nuke em, just let them kill themselves with this very simple formula that I have suggested.

    • Nice idea M’Lud, but where are we going to get the slaves from to enable us to compete with China? Can’t see our own feckless fuckers working for a bowl of rice a day.

      • Mad as it sounds, when you take the cost of shipping, cover ups, compensation for faulty/dangerous products and increasing wages/ raw material transport costs (said raw materials stolen or conned from the rest of the World) in locust land it is as cheap to produce in the UK as China – so why the hell aren’t we doing it?
        And slapping the dirty little b*stards with crucifying import tariffs would be helpful too.
        (It’s a random one but when this is over I am looking at setting up a production facility and I can undercut the chink shit, make a superior product, actually pay decent wages and make a f*cking good profit).
        I trust the chinks as much as I trust Boris the traitor – but f*cking marvellous to see The Donald putting the boot in hard – GO TANGOMAN! 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍💥

  21. They are taking over the world. Our local independent posh private school is full of them. So many that they live in their own block close to the school.

    My son also knows several young Chinese players through his badminton. Very polite and extremely well mannered without exception as are the parents.

    Watched an interview I think on Newsnight late last night. Presenter suggesting to a Chinese/UK ambassador (?) that China has a major problem with the world regarding the information coming out out of China (that nobody believes them), and how they have been dishonest and did not contain the virus which has caused much death and economic disaster across the world.

    The cunt just said “I don’t think so”, and how close they are to the Chinese sympathisers the WHO.

    Arrogant little prick. Something needs to be done about what has happened, Trump is clearly the only person who has the balks to do anything about it.

    Perhaps in the UK sone of our top pop stars can come up with a song to shame the lying cunts. As if they have any. About all this country is good for now.

    In any case the boycotting all Chinese products should be made compulsory and fuck the British government for being so heavily reliant on their financial support.

    • Found the interview. Stephen Sackur on HARDtalk.

      Well worth watching if you want to gauge China’s take on the situation.

      Some shitty little yellow cunt denying China was to blame.

      https://youtu.be/PNv75d0lyGg

      Cunt.

  22. Good cunting Quick Draw.

    When you say “I have first hand experience of Chinese tourists during my early days in the army, when I was based in London and helped to guard royal buildings such as Kensington palace. They are scum.”, I can agree.

    I’ve been to North Korea a couple of times and my guide there told me the North Koreans hate the Chinese because they are rude, disrespectful and dirty.

  23. We need independent politicians who are unwilling to be bribed with dirty Chinese, Russian and Arab money and a thorough clean out of the Civil Service to rid us of those who help to hide the truth about these criminal dictatorships. We should stumulate British agriculture and manufacturing; “The global market” is just a nancy boy CUNT Mandleson, Blair, Gideon Osborne wet dream. The Emperor’s new clothes are well and truly off. ALL of the aforementioned are absolute CUNTS!!

  24. If one good thing comes out of the current mess, it’s that the world will re-evaluate its relationship with these slimy little fuckers, and fuck ’em off at every possible opportunity.
    Another great cunting from your pen, Quick Draw!

  25. Right, coat off, watch off, sleeves rolled up – no need for the Holland and Holland Sir Fiddler, no need for the throwing axe MNC – I got this one.
    Bubonic plague – China.
    “Spanish” flu – China.
    SARS – China.
    Swine flu – China.
    Bird flu – China.
    A plague epidemic every twenty Years – China
    Destroying western economies – China
    State sponsored espionage and sabotage – China
    Murdering western businessmen and covering it up – China
    Building and militarising an island in international waters in the South China sea. against all international law then threatening any who dare go near it – IN INTERNATIONAL AIRSPACE – China
    Illegal currency devaluation and manipulation – China
    Deliberately sending locusts around the World to celebrate Chinese new year knowing full they will carry and spread plague – China
    Starving its people to death and lying when challenged about it – China
    Murdering its own people – China
    Buying up western companies and businesses that they have bankrupted – China.
    Enemy of the free World – China
    Grrrrr, in fighting mood now (when am I ever not?)

    But a small piece of fucking marvellous news – Rachel Sparkle and the halfwit ex Pwince lose their initial Court battle against the Daily Mail 🤣🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍
    Only the first battle in many Court cases whinge and cringe are involved in, but a kick in their whining self pitying play the victim teeth – it has made my day!

Comments are closed.