Steve Wright (2)

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Now that one has put their idiot lantern into the skip, one has to listen to the wireless, while skipping through the available cunt DJs on local radio who sound either like their balls haven’t dropped or constantly go on about their family in a faux mid Atlantic drawl. Look cunt I don’t care about how many kids you’ve got or what you had for breakfast, just put some records on and shut the fuck up.

So then I put on BBC light programming (radio 2 to the yoof cunts) and there this irritating fuckwaffle befell my eardrums. I thought the Wrightcunt had been kicked on to BBC Radio Solent years ago, but no he’s still there with his fucking “BIG SHOW” , talking over records, grovelling to impertinent guests and just causing earache to the masses. I lasted about 10 seconds, even with O’Brien I can last 15 seconds, the radio has now suffered the same fate and is also in the skip!

“Love the show Steve” yeah fucking right, a cunt to man and beast he really is!

Nominated by Captain Quimson

58 thoughts on “Steve Wright (2)”

  1. I got absolutely pissed off with this cunt years ago, and haven’t listened to his ‘show’ in an age. I absolutely hated it when his little gang in the studio used to piss themselves laughing at his every word. Fawning cunts.

    • That is one of the reasons I can’t listen to any of those gramophone record jockeys – the fawning whore with a screetchy voice who sucks his dick between records and pisses herself at every childish joke. The last double act I could tolerate were Jean Metcalfe and Bill Crozier on Two Way Family Favourites many years ago now. No hanky panky with those two

    • I guess at some point back in the 80’s Steve Wright was relevant and one could argue groundbreaking.

      Back in the day in was ‘Steve and the possy‘ and bunch of sycophantic wankers if ever there was.

      I must confess I did like his Arnie sketches but then again I was in my teens so laughed at puerile wank.

      But he’s long past his sell by date.

      And why does he insist in calling his show Then Big Show’ is that because he’s such a fat cunt these days?

      And that Tim Smith, cunt, proper fucking count that no doubt grassed on everyone at school.

      Not that i listen or anything.

  2. Whether it be through the ‘idiot lantern’ (nicely put) or wireless, or indeed these days on the interweb, the BFC (thanks cuntlestilskin 🙂 ) is Orwell’s telescreen telling all of us susceptible enough what to think and do. This BOVID-19(84) bollocks has been the boon they wanted after a lot of us were naughty and first voted for Brexit then the Tories. They’ve got us nicely back under control now and not thinking such silly thoughts.

    Does he still do is “in the afternoon” schtick? I’ve got a million better things to do in the afternoon, including having big shits and dedicating them to him and his fellow Komrads.

  3. Wright was always an annoying cunt. I remember him on Radio 1 in the 80’s, and he was talking over the music back then. Ruined my taping of the charts, the cunt. And I have to say, that photo of him is somewhat flattering, because the last time I saw him, he looked like a bespectacled Moby Dick.

    • I’ve never listened to this cunt and I don’t intend to start now. Hearing about people’s children is right at the bottom of my need-to-know list.

      • #MeNeither. Anyone who voluntarily tunes in to Radio 1 or 2 needs sectioning.

  4. He’s a pure sycophant.. Everyone is brilliant.. Everyone is amazing..
    It’s hard to know what he actually thinks about anything or anyone, as he is such an arse kissing cunt that he just loves everyone & everything..
    “Oh it’s awesome “..
    ” It’s so funny “..
    ” I watched your film.. Read your book… Watched your program.. And it’s just amaaaazing”..
    Fuck off..

    • Yes he is a sycophantic cunt. Just for once wouldn’t it be nice for him to say, ‘I’ve read your book on life as a celebrity and it was total fucking shite, you shallow thick cunt.’

      ‘Now here’s another record where I talk all over the cunt.’

  5. Is this cunt still going?
    The best purchase I made in years is an internet radio. Thousands of broadcasts from all over the world and dozens of different themes and genres.
    We’re no longer shackled to arseholes who think they’re more interesting than the music they’re playing.
    This ancient twat needs to end up in the same place as you’ve thrown your wireless.

  6. I want to mention that the “Ask Elvis” section was the only worthwhile thing his show put out in the dim and distant past.
    Some great and random questions were put to the resident,exhumed expert.
    Uh-huh, thang yew ver muuch.

    • sorry, it’s zippy & bungle and a tart – a tart i say, she’s a tart !!

      • Whos Steve wright?
        And whos the sex offender in the picture at the top?

  8. I used to listen/endure this cunt back in the late 80s early 90s with his “Steve Wright in the Afternoon” show on R1.

    Him and his “characters” were about as funny as a kick in the bollocks, and never ever learnt to shut the fuck up either at the start of near end of a track.

  9. Good picture Admin…the cunt looks like he’s shat his pants and likes the smell.
    Go fuck yourselves.

  10. I was about to Cunt this fucking prat myself.
    I stopped listening to him years ago.
    Does he still have his Sycophant sidekicks with him who always agree with his world view and constantly interrupting through the music with his embarrassing accents.
    How the fuck he is still doing the same show same format everyday for the last 40 years amazes me. Mind you Ken Bruce does the same thing with his never ending pop quiz. Talk about fucking Groundhog Day .

    Oh by the way Steve, hate the fucking show.

    • I like old Ken, you would be surprised when I was travelling around trying to sell my wares how many people got pissed off if I called between 10.30 & 10.45 because Pop Master was on.

      The best one on the Light programme though was Sarah Kennedy who was always referring to SW’s her listeners were sending her. It was a euphemism for someone saying “love your show” . They fired her off when it became known it stood for Steve Wright.

      Highest paid twat on radio, apart from the ginger cunt. Come on Boris get rid of the licence fee.

    • You can’t cunt Popmaster!!! My journey into hospital, including loading/unloading the patient is timed around this, and, I don’t give a fuck if we’ve pre-alerted and the scanner’s waiting, I’m doing Three-In-Ten before you’re off this truck.

      Fuck me, sacrilege.

  11. I was tortured by this cunt when the bastards I used to work for used to pump his show into the workplace every day in the early 90s. Wright was a total fuckcunt who used to natter senselessly at the beginning and end of records. Then there was his cretinous fucking ‘Posse’ who were a load of whooping sycophantic cunts. Not forgetting the Mick Jagger and Arnie/Terminator impersonations that were funny for for the first two seconds, and an array of irritating as fuck ‘characters’ like the Gazza-like cunt who just mentioned what he ate (‘An that’s before me tea! and all that crap), the totally unfunny pervy at the window (cunt) and some monumental ear grating twat called Diamond Geezer (with that shitty ‘Mister Spoons’ song). I had to listen to this drivel day in day out, and I never forgiven Steve Shite for it. The only good bit in his show ever was the Wichita Lineman jingle at the end. Steve Shite is a thermonuclear surface to air cunt.

    • I used to listen to him in the mid 80’s as Radio 1 was the only station the van radio could find. Seem to recall liking the daleks.

      • I often wondered who the sycophants were. You never really got to know them. Because the ‘star’ wouldn’t want anyone stealing their thunder. An anonymous cypher laughing. What a role in life.

  12. The “Shashy and Nicey” characters saw off most of the Steve Wright-style DJs (well that and a few sex allegations)…… https://youtu.be/wXj-oS2YKnw

    Judging by the last photo that I saw of Steve Wright, he must be too fat to fit through the doors so they have just let the Cunt stay.

  13. Wasn’t it him, or possibly (woo!) Gary Davies, that caused outrage by referring to Jimmy Somerville and The Communards as “The Shirtlifters” during his radio show?
    Laughed my arse off…

    • Gaz was alright. Used to see him about when he was at Piccadilly Radio and he was a regular at Old Trafford during the shite pre-Premiership years. A decent lad.

      Steve Wright ‘In The Afternoon’ is a cunt, mind.

      • On mornings and evenings he is still a cunt Moggie! Always has been, always will be – constantly slobbering about his American Wife and how everything was better over there, talking over half of every record, slimy failed car salesman stylee! 😀
        Piss poor unfunny gobby prick – when I am President of the World state radio will be called “No Rabbit” – any DJ saying anything except the name of the track they are about to play will find themselves “subject to my disapproval”..

  14. Two good things about Radio 2, Sounds of the 60’s and Sounds of the 70’s.
    Pick of the pops on Saturday lunchtime can be ok if they’re playing music from decent years, but Paul Gambaccini is an irritating twat, almost as bad as that other twat Alan Freeman.

    • Didn’t that bandit Dale Winton used to do Pick Of The Pops after Fluff croaked?

      Who does it now? Is it that Tony Blackburn cunt?

      • He did, Norman, and, he does. I loved Fluff Freeman and Tony Blackburn’s not bad as neither took/take themselves seriously.

      • Fluff was the bees knees. I lived for Pick Of The Pops in the early ’60s.

      • I download and listen to old radio stuff, like Fluff, from Mixcloud. Fucking ace!

  15. The cunts quota at 80s and 90s Radio One was pretty spectacular. Andy ‘Boring Cunt’ Kershaw’, Liz ‘Even more boring cunt’ Kershaw, Ginger Bollocks Gobshite Cunt Evans, Sara ‘Plenty Of’ Cox, Jo ‘Put On Voice’ Wiley, Simon ‘Twat’ Mayo, Mark Goodier (cunt), Dixie Fucking Peach, John ‘Played 80% indie crap’ Peel, Bruno ‘Fat Bastard’ Brooks, Mike ‘Smitty Cunt’ Smith, ‘Morning Simes’ Bates, and not forgetting all the joe ronces they had on their books back then.

    Only decent DJ was Annnie Nightingale. And – in her younger days – yes, I would have given her one. Several in fact.

    https://www.newstatesman.com/sites/default/files/styles/large/public/gettyimages-3096863.jpg?itok=eixk-A9c

    • You forgot white Anglican bishop’s spawn Tim “I is a n|gga” Westwood. Or perhaps there is some shit too vile to remember?

      • Westwood? Millionaire, Son of a Church of England Bishop or Canon – but still pretended he was dahn wi’ da yoot by living in a Council flat. (rich kid stealing affordable accommodation from someone who needed it).
        His Mother Vivienne is an ugly talentless bitch too! 😄

      • And that ‘Annie Mac’ is a posing cunt and all. Actually Noel Edmonds and Kid Jensen were pretty good radio DJs back in the day. Terry Wogan,Roger Scott and Bob Harris were three of the best though.

  16. He would say at the end of his Cunting show that it’s copyrighted….
    Who the fuck would nick any shit off his big shite show ??? I tell you who would , Michael McIntyre would.

    • Copyrighted, eh? I wonder if he has asked the estate of Glen Campbell (RIP), Jimmy Webb, or Capitol Records for permission to use those last bars of Wichita Lineman?

      What an arrogant hypocritical Ned Flanders cunt.

  17. Never actually heard the cunt but DJ means cunt to me so I am not surprised.

  19. Just sent in a post on this cunt which has vanished without trace.

    Maybe because I used the word “sp@z”.

  20. Same show as in the 80’s.
    Cunt
    He’s on £500,000 a year don’t you know?
    Sigh.

    • What? The licence fee I refuse to pay funds his half a million?
      I am lazy, incompetent and generally piss useless – how come I aren’t being paid a fortune?
      Oh yes, because I’m not a BBC DJ. Or Politician.
      Sleepy Boris the traitor just waking up and staring out the curtains like a baffled womble – what are you going to fuck up today clown boy?
      Oh yes, everything – as usual. 😡

      • “Staring out the curtains”? Sounds like SloBo was squaring up for a fight with a few yards of flowery chintz! 🤦‍♂️
        I really must cut down on the afternoon meths and lucozade!

  21. Isn’t this blabbering cunt about 30 stone?
    Surely he should have died years back from a heart attack or more recently the bats flu.
    Just goes to show those so called experts know fuck all.
    Pork pie for me.
    The ugly fat cunt.

  22. Remember him saying that modern boy and girl ‘bands’ were much more talented than the old style bands ‘who just stand there playing guitars’.
    What a thick twat he is. By the way, hate the show Steve.

  23. Here’s a factoid for you…
    Steve Wright and his gimp Tim are a pair of unfunny cunts.

  24. I had the shyest mate growing up. How it started-There was no-one to put the records on at the youth club. So he volunteered. Later His dad was a bouncer at the local nightclub. No DJ again one night. Took it on. To the point he was in front of hundreds of people doing his spiel. And it was good, not funny, but professional. And he was so shy, quiet away from the mic. Like an alter ego.
    He did try to be funny once. ‘We have celebrity turning up later’. Throughout the night ‘We’ve been told he’s on his way’, ‘He’s nearly here”, ‘And here he is everyone!’ Sooty appearing above the record desk. It didn’t go down well.

  26. Currently enjoying Radio X Indy Night (Fri and Sat, 7 to 11 pm) – minimal DJ input and decently put together.
    Discovering a lot of stuff I missed first time round. Recommended.

  27. Steve Wright peaked in the 1980s and needs to win Dead Pool ASAP

    There are A LOT of arsehole presenters on Radio 2.

  29. Steve Wright in the afternoon. Now, playing everywhere.

    Fuck off you complete nonce cunt. Fucking Teddy bears more like.

    Steve Wright is a fucking goon…. Great Dickhead.

    Die…

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