Steve Coogan

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Steve Coogan is, once again, a firm contender for cunt of the year. Not content with talking shite about Brexiteers and the evil press, he’s now proved beyond doubt (as if there were any any) that, like most multi-millionaires, he’s a miserly grasping cunt. It’s just emerged that Coogan is using the furloughing scheme, which was set up to help businesses with their staff during the kung flu to pay his domestic staff, a gardener and a housekeeper, whom he has furloughed.

 

This is exactly what Victoria Beckham took so much flak for doing, but she at least found her sense of shame and is paying her employees from her own pocket. I’ve long considered Coogan to a be a piece of shit in the same vein as Hugh Grant, though Grant does at least admit he’s a nasty fucker. Both are among the most vehement remoaners, with Coogan referring to the patriots who voted to leave the EU as dinosaurs, and both are swivel eyed proponents of stricter press regulation. Grant hates the press because they had nerve to report on his arrest for getting sucked off in a car in a public place and Coogan hates them because they reported on his allegedly prodigious use of the old Colombian dandruff. Note that both of these pricks hate the press for telling us about something that Coogan and Grant both freely chose to do.

 

Anyway, Coogan is a shameful, grasping cunt for expecting the British taxpayer to fund the furloughing of two people in his employ, when he isn’t even a business. He could easily do it from his own pocket without noticing any difference, but no, why should he when those of us who aren’t multi-millionaires can do it for him. Incidentally, both employees are reported to be gutted at their employer treating them in such a way. Well if I were them, I’d be looking for a new employer. One who actually treated me with respect. If I were his gardener, I’d shove a leaf blower up Coogan’s arrogant jacksie and turn it  on.

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw

30 thoughts on “Steve Coogan”

  2. Get your Lenin caps on boys!
    Red Steves here!
    Multimillionaire communist social do gooder & smarter than you Steve, friend of Jeremy, gourmet food loving Alan Partridge,
    Just a working class northern lad made good, sponging off the taxpayers, “rise up and lose your shackles!”
    “Strenth in unity”
    Fuckin old spunker.
    The only good commie is a dead one.

  3. Even if Coogan did pay his staff rather than use the furlough scheme why did he need to furlough the gardener, absolutely no reason unless the gardening duties included some uphill work.
    Working outside, no need for contact with anyone, ok the housekeeper is a different story!

    He is a cunt!

  4. Always hated his shit middle class “comedy”. The only thing he hates more than England is the working class English.

  5. Surely he’s a secret Brexiteer, surreptitiously working from inside what’s left of the Remainiac camp alongside Hugh Grant. Everything for which these bozos campaign goes against them. They’re like ‘coolers’ – people employed to stand beside gamblers to negate their lucky streaks. I want these cunts to forever back the wrong horse.

  7. May well be a Cunt but I’ve been watching the repeats of “Alan Partridge” and they still make me laugh.

    • PS…I always try to find at least one positive thing to say about everyone.

      It’s nice to be nice, particularly in these challenging times.

      Fuck Off

      • Sir Fiddler being nice? This will never do – the next thing you know Northumbrian ramblers and cyclists will be safe!
        This could be contagious – I could end up being cheerful! 😄

      • You’re a regular humanitarian Dick, we all look to you for guidance in matters of morality.

        Thank you Dick

      • All comedians become cunts once their best work is done. Get wealthy, fat and dry up.

        However, they rarely reach the dizzying heights of cuntishness that Coogan has achieved.

    • I used to love partridge but the last few hearted done haven’t been too clever. Or particularly funny.

    • I have to admit, I just can’t watch Alan Partridge. I find it so cringeworthy, which is probably the point, but I can’t watch him. I used to like Paul Calf.

  8. Steve Cougan is an unfunny, gobshite cunt, if there was a top 10 slebs to slap this cunt would be in the top 3, and thats before you realise hes tighter that a submarine door as well, i rockon a submarine in the ass is what this cunt deservs, a total wanker fuck off Steve you cunt…..

  9. A gardener and a housekeeper- what do they cost a month in wages etc? Bugger all when compared to cost of bad publicity. Also I suspect that HMRC will be examining all such claims , especially from ‘celebrities ‘ very carefully. I would not be surprised if Mr Coogan was party to all sorts of tax scams which do not stand up to close scrutiny.

    • Having looked into this in a detective Fox stylee I can confirm that Steve Coogan pays, ahem, “all the taxes he is legally required to pay”.

  10. Coogan is indeed a cunt. It is possible to enjoy someone’s work whilst still detesting the person. Partridge is funny (apart from the mostly piss poor second I’m Alan Partridge series, it seems Patrick Marber was the strongest link), as are some of his other things.
    I’m sure there are plenty of artistic types through the centuries who you wouldn’t want to spend any time with, ditto sports twats.
    But if he disappeared tomorrow I’d be quite happy.

    • Of course there are plenty of people who are cunts and their “work” is fucking shit, Lily FUCKING Allen springs to mind. The cunt bitch cunt.

      • Lily Allen? Bah! Got fed some duff info on rat girl recently by my journalist chum – he knows my dislike of the screeching pig and thought it would be funny to hoof me some nonsense!
        Bad form, bad form indeed! 😡

  11. Just one more champagne lefty cunt in a sea of champagne lefty cunts.
    Strange that nearly everyone that takes up a career in ‘showbiz’ has exactly the same political views ie do gooder holier than thou hypocritical labour/democrat cockhole.

    • They just HATE it don’t they – despite their whining, simpering, bullying, constant abuse and denigration of people who made the democratic decision to leave a corrupt piss poor dictatorship we are still leaving poisonous sewer of the EU. (BRINO – Thanks for that Teresa the appeaser).
      Coogan is a treacherous arrogant rat (no doubt helped by his allegedly industrial use of the devils dandruff) but I have a solution – if he hates stupid racist whitey pauper English people – feel free to fuckoff to Europe, and while you’re at it take a few Million other traitors with you.

      • An excellent observation, VF; may I be allowed to add the words ‘smug, ovebearing, supercilious cunt’ to your overall description of this wanker?

      • Feel free Ron! 👍
        And wanking is great – it’s consequence free sex with someone you actually care about – and I’ve never had to buy my cock dinner and drinkies! 😄😄
        I’ve lowered the tone now – off to me room to think about my behaviour!

      • I would love to see the look on Coogans face upon waking one morning to find that Tinkerbell has paid him a vist during the night, and he is now a black man.

  12. I can’t stand this vile cunt of cunts. I never really watched any of his partridge shit, respetetive and predictable at best, utterly dire shit comedy in reality. I know several guys that have had the misfortune to drive this arrogant tight fisted cunt around and they all thought he was a complete wanker.
    Do us all a favour Coogan: Fuck off and die you cunt faced cretin.

  13. Worth a reputed net worth of 14.7 million yet can not afford to pay his Gardner and Cook their wages.This is the Leftie Corbyn loving wanker who tells anyone who will listen “I pay for everything” Apparently not shitface as you are letting Joe and Josephine Public pay your staff 80% of their wages .What a coincidence His latest film is called Greed what a tosser👍

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