Richard Osman

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Richard Osman

I’ve watched a few episodes of the shit show that is ‘Pointless’ whilst being furloughed from work for a few weeks due to the Kung Flu thing that’s going on at present. This cunt and his fucking mate Armstrong have to be the most irritating pair of cunts on tv. I can only assume they named the show Pointless in their honour as it perfectly describes their humour, existence and the show itself.

Fuck them…

Nominated by Laughing Gravy

66 thoughts on “Richard Osman”

  1. Saw the big ear cunt Armstrong near a TV production place…I should have shouted aaaaht ‘Cunt’.
    That Pointless programme is quite a good concept but they (BBC) are way too stingy with their prize money. A bag (grand) for winning…that’s if you win the difficult cunt game and if not you’ve made yourself look a right cunt on TV for nothing.
    I’d rather beg on the streets.
    Go fuck yourselves.

    • I dont know who Richard Frogspawn is, dont watch gameshows, fuckin hate them.
      But i despise that Armstrong twat, especially at Christmas time when hes trying to flog his CD of posh choirboy singing, hate his voice, hate his DNA, his bloodline and ancestors, even hate seeing his name written down, the posh bent cunt.

      • Here is his full name for you MNC…

        Alexander Henry Fenwick Armstrong

        His parents must be cunts for naming him like that and probably did so because they realised he was a cunt when he slipped out of his mother’s cunt.

      • Good afternoon Cuntstable. If you were christened Alexander Henry Fenwick, what would you go for? I think I’d stick to Cunt!

      • One of my mates surnames is Queen – boy, did he get the p*ss ripped out of him at school!
        Not by me of course – wouldn’t want to “trigger” him! 😀

      • These two are cunt brothers, Mrs made me watch that Armstrong sycophant cunt practically rim Sheridan Smith a year ago fawning over her embarrassing himself learned behaviour normal days work for him. Osman is his smart arse arrogant prick brother put him in the stocks at a fair you’d take a mint as he has a face you’d love to smack preferably with a cricket bat while ‘big Dom’ fucks him up the arse. Pair of patronising cunts

    • Afternoon Black and White. Who’s this new kid on the block, Dark Key Cunt?
      Compared to him, you pale into insignificance!
      😉

      • Afternoon Bertie, hope you are doing well. Dark key cunt is a newcomer and seems alright apart from the fact he’s a Gooner.
        What do think they’ll do regarding the season?

      • It’s a real puzzle B&W isn’t it? The clubs are voting next week and predictably the top six want to continue but at the moment the majority, including all the bottom ones of course want to nul and void.
        Clubs at the top of the Championship are obviously desperate to finish.
        It’s a real dilemma for the players, many frightened of resuming but against that, if they take too long to resume then it could be the end of their livelihoods with many clubs facing bankruptcy. Worse case scenario is talking about the end of professional football in the UK. It’s difficult to see any compromise or way out.

  2. His name seems to pop up as a producer on many panel or game shows, so not just a Pointless Cunt but I imagine a very well off one. Pointless must also be one of the cheapest shows ever made, the prize value barely ever gets past the charity shop pricetags of the previous bargain basement prizes of the 80s.. in particular that other tripe known as Blankety Blank.

  3. Old Dick is such a fucking know-all – he pops up on so many Wireless 4 quizzes and always manages to win – he comes over as such a crawly up-the-bosses-arse motherfucker.

    • I saw that cunt on Have I Got Fucking News For You about 2 or 3 years ago, amore arrogant, remainder, leftie cunt you couldn’t wish to meet.

      If you think Pointless is boring you should see his complete utter toss that is House of Games. It is not fit to have as an afternoon quiz format in the local care home but he is so far up the arses of the bosses at BBCunts that it is on the telly.

      • Afternoon Wanksock. There was an even worse one than that called “Two Tribes” which only lasted a year until it was pulled.

      • Thanks Bertie. I’d totally wiped that piece of crap from my mind – NOW, you’ve awoken the nightmare!

      • Good afternoon Bertie and Mickey,

        I also had wiped 2 Tribes from the memory but it is a work of art compared with House of Games. Viz had a feature on him in the last year, they obviously think he is a cunt as well.

      • As much as I admire Ricky Gervais realised he was a remainder when he joked about the referendum and why should we let the general public vote on anything?

        Clearly he felt that perhaps comedians and celebrities are more qualified and should decide.

        And on Room 101 the massive cunt otherwise known as Nish Kumar actually had the fucking nerve to nominate Brexiteers for their continual moaning about the referendum result and democracy not being respected by Remainers.

        Talentless unfunny wanker.

      • Good afternoon Willie,

        Mrs Wanksock is a left of centre remainer but even she can’t stand that cunt Kumar.

  4. The horse faced cunt is Billy Quiz. I heard that he pitched or devised about 100 quiz shows before the BBC accepted one, which shows dedication I suppose. I don’t know which one is worse: Armstrong or Osmon. His brother is Mat Osman the bassist in the rock band Suede.

  5. There’s something deeply sinister about Osman and Armstrong. If it wasn’t for the fact that they work for the BBC I’d expect in the future to see their pictures on the front of a newspaper underneath the headline….”EXPOSED”

  6. I don’t mind Osman. In my opinion there are dozens of bigger cunts than him infesting the twat-lantern.

    He does, however, remind me greatly of Tex Avery’s Droopy The Dog.

  7. On the other hand, Armstrong makes my fucking skin crawl.

    The smarmy fucking cunt.

  8. Arrogant streak of piss , hates anyone being funnier than himself , always wants to have the last laugh and comes across a bit of a bully . Another talentless lefty remainer who the BBC seem to swoon over . Total utter cunt of the highest order

  9. I quite like him. Not physically, of course, he’s like a shaved bear with horse teeth. A good and dry sense of humour though. He was on an episode of Would I Lie To You and held his own. He does an end of year round up that’s fairly entertaining.

    • Good sense of humour?! Well, if you’re a child of three maybe he’s fucking hilarious – I find him a nauseating cunt! Compared to Lee Mack, David Mitchell or Rob Brydon, he’s better suited to Crackerjack.

    • Nobody can compare to Roger Mellie JJ – a truly great Man! 😀👍

      • Afternoon JJ – I am not made to be caged, I am a free fox!
        Smashing the s*it out of the bike, up to 20 miles a day now according to the trip computer, far too much energy to burn which is not helped by the good lady being locked down in one of her mansions miles away in Helmsley!
        But the peace is wonderful! 😀👍

  10. If you think Pointless is crap, then NEVER watch the programme that follows it – Richard Osman’s House of Games. If you want a real shit-show, and full of cunt Osman condescension of his guests (he starts everything with “shall we have a look at …….”, as if each and every one is a two-year old). Shall we, shall we? Always eliciting an answer that sounds like “yes teacher”, fawn fawn. They should be saying ‘get on with it you fucking cunt!’

  11. I enjoyed Chas and Dave’s collaboration with Samuel L Jackson…

    ‘Knees Up Motherfucker’….

  12. Pointless is wank but Osman is nowhere near as cuntish as Zander Armpit. Best to watch the Chase to see how many fuckwits think they can do quizzes. Always 1 but sometimes all 4. Priceless.
    Knobheads on Quiz Shows. I think its on Youtube if you don’t know it.

    • Zander is mightily impressed with his own voice Cuntstable isnt he?
      in his head he thinks of it as “a rich baritone’ I bet.
      Be a shame if he got ill and it left the smarmy fucker with a voicebox on his neck to warble through..

      • His only saving grace was the pilots sketches on the Armstrong and Miller show MNC – that was f*cking hysterical!
        And I always thought Zander was crossed with a pike, not a pr*ck! 🤣

    • There seems to be some sort of law requiring most quiz show contestants to be thick as a plank of wood.

  13. Is this the big lumbering idiot who looks like he has halitosis?

    Hoo-ee.

    • That’s the one JcL! I watched pointless once – f*cking dire – no gunfire, no zombies, no large chested ladies and no rallying, dismal form!

      • Dead right Vern. All gameshows are rubbish but Pointless is absolute wank. Awkward gaps and as much drama as a box of crayons with these two dipshits running the show.

  14. Their entire family were renowned for toothy grins and shite ‘pap’ music, fuck ’em all to hell and back, polygamous twats.
    As for that Armstrong tosser, he’d show up at the opening of a crisp packet if he thought there would be cameras. A desperate wannabee ‘sleb’ not unlike Noel (big girls blouse) Fielding, mighty whoosh my arse.

  15. Put them both in a mincer and replace them with footage of a Spitfire flying over the White Cliffs of Dover.

    • Flight Lieutenant Fox is loading the Brownings and warming up the Merlin as we speak Unkle Terry!
      No sound in the World like a Spitfire, incredible machines.

  17. Donny Osman is essentially a hoofing big galoot.

    What I’d like to know is why has Armstrong got no iris colour – No blue, brown, hazel, green – Just black, entirely black – deeply disturbing, lifeless cold black eyes like a doll’s eyes, or a great white shark’s if you’ve watched Jaws again recently… ?

    Google the cunt and you’ll see what I mean. Great Nom BTW.

  18. Osman is a cunt of the highest order. The house of games programme seems like something he thought up in his bedroom at his parents house….where he still lives…. with them. He has the sort of face you want to stamp on with an ice skate. He must have been bullied at school. His self-importance knows no bounds, probably never had a shag until he was 35 because he was thinking up the shittest quiz show he could think of for licence payers to watch. Massive, massive Cunt. Excellent nom.

  19. every day I have the same old choices.
    1, should I self mutilate
    2,should I watch TV
    3, should I do something in the garden

    to now, the garden and a bit of decoration has been president, I will tell you all when I get the spade bit and do my knee caps,
    fuck TV, Face book too.

  20. I’ve made a comment but further analysis I wonder open question to the floor ‘do you lot have a cuntometer?’ You know like a gaydar. Well I can honestly say that along with fellow media whore Schofield these two set my buzzer off from the first and only moment I switched it on. Double cunting with sugar on top if tomorrow’s headline was ‘Osman and Armstrong Murder’ I might flicker….archetypal modern media sanctimonious patronising smug sycophantic cunts

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