Idiot Neighbours

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I need to get this off my chest before my piss boils over.

My neighbour and her daughter are stupid stupid stupid cunts. I’ve reported the daughter before for repeatedly breaking lockdown and the police were going to have a work (like fuck they did!). The silly bitch has just rolled up outside my house in her motor, fucked about with her phone for the obligatory ten minutes, then leapt out Costa cup in hand, unloaded a rucksack and overnight bag from the boot and merrily trotted off home. FOUR FUCKING NIGHTS she’s been gone!! Ive just had two holidays cancelled and am not allowed to go to the cottage I have on the coast, but this bitch can ignore all that do just what she fucking well likes.

Now, she might be a stupid fucking airheaded snowflake millenial cunt, but what the fuck is it with her parents allowing her to do this??

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What the fuck is it with these people…..?????

Nominated by Dioclese

My neighbours.

It’s bad enough that I’m working from home (at least I’m working, unlike many) but, as a teacher, I’m happy that children have somewhere to go during the day where they can waste my time while I get paid.

However, with the lockdown, my neighbours’ two kids are driving me up the wall. The previous tenants (I live in a flat in Leicester which I own) were a lovely French couple who collected my parcels when I wasn’t in and said hello when I passed them in the corridor.

This lot (I’m assuming a couple with two littl’uns plus a pet elephant – I’ll explain later) I have never seen since before Xmas apart from when I knocked on their door at the start of lockdown to say, if they need anything, to give me a shout. At that time, I met the father and the two kids (before the door was opened, I heard one of the kids say, in Hindi, there’s someone speaking English at the door – now you know what hue of dark I am, if you didn’t before).

Why am I so upset, you may ask. Well, it’s just happened again. I only have one adjoining wall with the cunts but it’s next to my living room and their must be a hallway on their side. The kids are bouncing around all fucking day long, rolling balls (I’m a Physics teacher, I fahkin’ know) and then there’s the elephant. There’s someone in that flat who stomps about (abaaaht) like a fucking burger-eating mother fucker. It can’t be one of the kids (I’ve seen them, primary school at best) so it must be a fucking fat relative – the fifth Joe Daki who DOES eat beef.

Nominated by Dark Key Cunt

145 thoughts on “Idiot Neighbours”

  1. There’s just enough give in the new regs to allow me to take the motorbike for a damn good exercise tomorrow. I’ll be keeping an eye open for the sweating, gasping pushbikers who have not given me (in my pedestrian phase) a decent distancing. Looks as if work may be restarting in the not too distant future too so will have less reason to obsess about the neighbours, some of whom have been very good and some utter cunts. Sympathise 100% with the cunting but have to admit I’d have bent the rules if I hadn’t had an ex-policeman getting palliative care next door.

  2. On one side: a lady now in her 60s. Known her since I was a 4 year old boy. Good as gold. Great neighbour.

    The other side. Two young and able bodied thoughtless cunts. Had a front garden birthday soiree with ‘guests’ the other week. Last Saturday loads of relative turn up. Barbecue, beer bottles, noisy kids, crap music. Doesn’t bother them that there are high risk people in the street as well as elderly neighbours and also that somebody died across the road only a month ago.

    Gimme a C!
    Gimme a U!
    Gimme an N!
    Gimme a T!
    Gimme and S!

    What have you got?

  4. Worst neighbours? I think I’ve been quite lucky overall, but I’d say the dingy bedsit I lived in as a student was about the worst place I lived.

    Shared shower room that tramps off the street would wander in and use. The stench afterwards was unbearable and it was left in a filthy condition. Noisy neighbors (not just students living there but smackheads, mentals etc) regular fights and my favourite…people knocking on my window pissed up at 3.a.m. because they’d lost or forgotten their keys (my room was on the ground floor next to the front door).

  5. It’s not even six in the morning and Nellie the elephant’s already up. Fucking cunts!

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