I nominate Gordon Taylor the PFA chief. Just read that his cunt has suggested that when football in this country does start up again, games could be shortened from the normal 45 minutes a half!! He doesn’t say by how much though. What a cunt. I totally despare at the ineptitude of the cunts running the game in this country, they haven’t got a clue. All they’re interested in is making money, shit scared of legal repercussions from the tv companies, but bollocks to the health and well being of players, staff and any one else who’d have to attend the behind closed doors games.
Nominated by DLP
Didn’t this cunt used to play for Bury? Didn’t say much when they went tits up. Ought to be running a pub in Burnley, not in a position of responsibility.
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He looks like Lon Chaney in Phantom of the Opera.
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doesn’t he also want to dissinfect the ball after each player kicks it?
cunt
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What’s he on about, 45 minutes a half?
Everyone knows there’s always 3 minutes added making it 48 minutes, and if Manchester United are behind, anything up to 7 minutes.
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Huh? What exactly would be the point in that?
Oh, and is he suggesting that players’ wages should be ‘shortened’ pro rata? Didn’t think so…
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Once the pubs are open, all these loudmouth idiots will disappear.
Once the pubs are open, a lot of problems will disappear.
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He looks and sounds like a 70s union leader I always think.
I almost expect him to come out with ‘our members aspirations…’ after negotiations he’s been involved with.
He fights hard for the poor players on 200k a week you see.
He’s all for the underdog.
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That’s exactly what he is Miles. He’s been in the job for 38 years and ‘earns’ 2.2 million a year! This makes him the highest paid union leader in the country. The useless cunt is about to stand down, thank god.
He’s been in charge since Thatcher was PM.
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Afternoon Bertie,
Yes I thought he’d been there for years and years.. Right back to the 70s as you say. At least with the old Union leaders they had some sort of case. 2.2 million a year as well I didn’t know. What world is he living in? Oh yes, the football world.
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He’s got ‘righteous indignation’ off to a tee.
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Gordon Taylor needs a free kick, and I am sure the people who pay thousands a Year to sit in a plastic seat watching millionaires chase a bag of wing round somebody else’s lawn for 19 games a season will be very pleased by this idea.
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Not only the highest paid union leader in the country Bertie, but the world apparently. The miserable fucking cunt is 75 years old now, and was supposed to stand down in March 2019 but here he is, still spouting his usual bollocks. The twat also has an OBE, for services to his bank balance presumably because the fucker has done fuck all good for football.
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Gordon is a moron.
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So he’s suggesting reducing the length of the game, but doesn’t know by how much!
He should become a politician: it’s that lack of joined-up-thinking that is fucking this country big style with this lockdown wank.
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“games could be shortened from the normal 45 minutes a half!”…..should be “games should be shortened by 45 minutes a half”
@Rugby…A Real Mans Game.
Fuck Off.
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Maybe shorts should be shortened Mr F to give these fey footy fans something really exciting to drool over?
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certainly in the wimminz game (munters excluded of course)
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Should be played in frilly little pants and lacy bras, and high heel shoes
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For me , I’d rather see them naked , except for stockings and suspenders , and high-heels – kicking a plastic ball around the rose-garden at number 10.
Like they do every night!!!!
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We need to get these footballers on the pitch and really earn their money the cunts, it’ll be funny when one scores and they ‘social distance’ in celebrating. I am finding this social distancing hilarious to be honest when I see it and how it literally affects everything, obviously I don’t find people dying funny.
Old Gordon has been getting advice from Boris…make a suggestion and let someone else sort aaaaht the details, then if it all goes wrong blame the cunt who sorted aaaht the details.
Got to admit it seems to be the way to run a country these days…talking of Boris…where the fuck is he? Will he step up at today’s bollocks briefing and answer tough questons abaaaaaht his top advisor Dominic’s cuntishness? I daaaaaht it….
This whole Coronavirus response has been a total pile of cunt and you can tell the cunts in charge are positioning themselves to avoid blame and to preserve their jobs.
Go fuck yourselves.
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And then go fuck yourselves.
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With the contempt shown by C**mmings B&WC they might as well use your customary salutation at the end of these daily press briefings-‘That concludes today’s update, go fuck yourselves’.
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I always thought that sentiment was implied after any and all official statements.
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It wasnt really Cummings. It was his wayward clone, ‘Neumann’
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Boris exposed, Boris deposed.
Fallen Prince.
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What they should say at this and every Coronavirus press briefings is…’We don’t know what the fuck we are are doing, good luck and go fuck yourselves’.
Fuck this Government.
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Another cunt who doesn’t remember the reality of life when not loaded. The return of football is just below the return of stamp collecting conventions on my list of things I’m missing about life before Covid.
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They could spice it up a bit by firing Wuhan bats at the players from the stands.
If not,fuck off then.
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I’ve never heard of him, don’t care what he earns and wouldn’t be the slightest bit put out if football never returned, or any other sport for that matter.
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This is the greedy leading the greedier and the tihck leading the thicker.
Been a football fan all my life but I think we are all now aware of how selfish and irrelevant this bunch of show ponies really are.
Fuck the lot of them.
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This cunt paid himself £40,000 a week enough said.
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The man has confused the temporal dimension with the spatial ones.
As Einstein said, ‘only a cunt would do that’.
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Oh, I remember this cunt. Gordon Taylor, so called players representative. The man who refused to back Eric Cantona after the incident at Selhurst Park: when the King decked that smear of BNP/Palace shite, Matthew Simmons after the little Croydon toejam gobbed off. Taylor was the man who claimed to be the footballers’ shop steward, yet he did not utter one word to condemn Simmons and then did nothing as the FA imposed a ludicrously over the top nine month ban on top of United’s token six month ban. At this time Taylor was preaching about ‘morals’ within the game, when he was shagging behind his wife’s back. Alongside that human oil slick, Fanny Lineker, that cheesehole, Garth Crooks, and that Stoke supporting gremlin, Nick Hancock (cunt), Taylor showed himself up for what he is in January 1995. A complete and utter fucking cunt.
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