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Slightly worrying news from the South China sea area, the Chinks have officially fucked off a US aircraft carrier from the area, followed by a general come back and we will shoot at you.

The area in question is a patch of sea with a number of bumps in it, some man made in an area bursting with oil.

The Philippines, Taiwan, Vietnam , Burma? and China contest the territory in a hope to claim the resources.

There you go much more interesting than Covid 19 and yes China now has a sea borne capability which never used to have (Quote Albanian China war, least bloody war in history as they could not get at each other).

65 thoughts on “Breaking news.”

  2. Nuke em! Wipe the little yellow perils orf the face of the Earth. Been nothing but trouble lately.

  3. The Chinks have been building artificial islands around which they claim the international waters. Look at a map that the cunts claim and even Corbin would raise an eyebrow. About 40 years ago a bunch of radio amateurs went to the Spratley Islands I that area and were not hear from ever again.
    There is some serious Chinky skulduggery afoot. They would be well advised not to fuck with a Yankee carrier; they have amazing firepower and plenty of buddies.

    • Corbyn would take China’s side over the USA’s every time. In fact, he’d suck that Winnie the Pooh cunt’s nob and thank him for seeing off ‘the imperialist invaders.’

  4. They’ve got warships?
    Made in China though so they’d probably sink if you threw an egg at the hull. And I reckon those ‘nukes’ they have would probably blow up the second the button was pressed anyway.

    Everything they make is cheap tat that fucks up within minutes of use.

    Only one thing for it. Invaaaaaaade!

    • Now last time I looked they were cutting a deal with Pakistan on some submarines and a few ships, they also displayed their “submarine rescue ship”.
      I am a little rusty on this so bare with me as I comment further.

  5. At least an impending WWIII and nuclear Mutually Assured Destruction might just knock fucking Covid out of the news for 5 minutes. Something needs to.

    • It also brings up the question of why develop a biological weapon and not do the antidote at the same time.
      I used to piss myself about the bloke who developed Blood agent (smells like mown grass, kills your red blood cells) he smelt it, it killed him.

  6. The. BBC and co will blame white imperialists and republicans, but never the dinks.

    No doubt BAMES will end up the biggest victims when nuclear Armageddon kicks off just after Hollyoaks is cancelled.

  7. The fucking Chinks ought to be basted in their own oil, the same as that little motherfucker in North Korea. They should be a social pariah but they we still have their friends in high places defending them – and in low places, too, like Poofter Mandelson, finding them “exciting” business opportunities. That little fairy ought to be deported to China.

    • They would inspect his anus ,decide that it was overused and send him back immediately.

    • Skin the little yellow fuckers alive, then boil them like they do dogs and cats. Tin the meat and feed to starving Africunts.

    • Poofter Mandelson probably finds the idea of having greased Pangolins inserted up his slack,back passage, by a Chinky boy dressed as a girl,exciting.
      The vile creature.
      Good evening.

  8. It’s got to happen . Been brewing up now big time since they inflicted this plague on us.
    I just hope they don’t end up occupying us and being forced to eat our pets and Vermin.

    • An Abbottburger (98% fat ) would feed a family of friendlies for a week. The bonus for us would be the halal slaughter, hopefully on YouTube.

    • Having survived in an enclave, I would like to make a few things clear.
      if shit comes to shove, I will be knocking off a few selected neighbours to feed myself and my pets long before I start on the vermin.

  9. I want their economy destroyed!

    Get in line Delroy, if there’s any reparations to be had then it’s us off them given the current relevance (as opposed to 200yrs ago where no living person has ANY responsibility to what WE stopped – you’re welcome).

    Any cunt in HM Govt tries to snifter any of my money to pay for it, then I’ll stop my council tax!

    You want money BoJo? You and Don get together, come up with the bill, and send it to Beijing!

    Fuck the information suppressing Kung Flu bastards!

  10. Even better breaking news…..

    If cunters would like to go to bed tonight with boiled piss then….

    Question Time starring Afua Hirsch
    followed by
    ‘The Coronavirus Newscast where Kuntberg, Fleming and Walsh talk about……
    Coronavirus!

    Cant wait for my piss to be turned to steam 😀

    • Just the thought of Afua Hirsch has boiled my piss! I’ve not bothered with Question Time since they ditched the live audience, but thanks for the warning all the same.

      • At least we won’t have to put up with the “balanced” audience of middle class whiteys clapping like seals every time the bitch comes up with the usual buzzwords……”colonialism”…….”institutionalised racism”……..”intersectionality.” etc etc.
        Nah, I won’t be watching. I’ll be picking my nose and constructing a Grenfell memorial with the bogies.

  11. Hello children. Remember that game we were playing last week, ‘social distancing and washing our hands’?
    Well, this week, we’ve got a new game which Zippy used to play on his home planet. It’s called ‘Protect and Survive’.

    Truthfully there is no way out of that one

      • Evening Foxy!
        Go to the other nom, Fiddlers planning on hunting me with your assistance!
        Hes got you as a caddy for his ammo!
        Help! I dont wanna be a interesting rug at Fiddler toers!😭😭😭

      • You’ll make a great conversation piece in the billiards rooms of the Towers, Miserable.

      • We shall Tell Sir Fiddler we were unavailable as we were clapping for the NHS!
        And even though the esteemed Sir Fiddler has been accused of being a bounder on occasion we would never stoop so low! 😁
        (Never argue with a Man who owns firearms and land!) 😱☠

      • He threatened to drag me down from the trees and have you karate kick me!
        While he watched at gunpoint!
        If I wet the bed tonight hes getting the fuckin bill.

  13. Bombers. Fly over island. Unload. Repeat. America needs some balls on this one because the locusts are becoming increasingly belligerent – and my experience of bullies is to teach them such a lesson they shake with fear at the thought of ever meeting you again.
    China needs to shake.
    (I was thinking of sending my younger Brother over but he is a better shot than diplomat, and given his occasionally “rambunctious” behaviour I think the locusts would be outmatched!) 😁👍💥😭☠

    • We did it a while back.
      Us, Russia the yanks few others got together and battered China.
      They hold a grudge but have a bad memory.
      This time we should wipe them from the planet.

    • If you’re gonna take on a bully, you don’t give them a slap across the face … you punch the fucker on the nose so hard that they go down – then you stand over them to stop them getting back up & let them know if they ever appear in front of again, you’ll make sure theu’ll go down for good.

      No more namby pamby. And btw, the Chinks rely heavily on their very large air-force & high tech weaponry…..an EMP air-burst will knock out all that shit. Send in vietnam ers hueys (low tech) & bomb the fuckers.

      That’s how Somali pirates managed to a blow the side out the USS Cole (a guided missile destroyer) with a fishing boat & some low tech demolitions TNT. Modern military isn’t built to counter low tech. Their looking for Satelllite heat signatures & Laser guided bomb trackers with infa-red. They can’t spot a guerilla fighter clothed in rags with an RPG.

  14. I have tried desperately to find any reference to this on the news tab of Google and yet not a peep.

    @Admins, could you please provide a link to corroborate this?

  15. The Yellow Peril have some rather good anti ship missiles.
    But they are right cunts and I hope they get learned a right lesson.
    Floating bloated corpse of Chink?
    Super.

  16. 🎶Oh Mr Wu
    What will you do
    When we drop a dirty bomb on top of you 🎶

    Turned out nice again int it?

  17. Nothing to see here. China already occupy that island.

    This was just a case of the US Naval Commander being a fuckwit who strayed off course or just Trump playing wargames (testing the Chinese defences and readiness) – the Russians violate our air space all the time.

    • And un-violate it PDQ – you do not f*ck with the RAF, serious attack dogs those guys.

  18. After The Donald’s dealt with China, next stop Vietnam. “You come to make movie?” Not this time Zipperhead.

  19. Oh well, it was a bit of harmless fun while it lasted. Well, not exactly harmless but you know what I mean. Nothing left to do but wait for Charlie Chan’s Invisible Garrotte to get me.
    Now where is that fucking asteroid anyway?

  20. I’m of a similar mind to Alfred E Neuman and Rhett Butler when it comes to this sort of shit.

    “What me worry? Frankly my dear I don’t give a damn.”

    • Daydream, I fell asleep amongst the flowers
      For a couple of hours
      On a beautiful day…
      Cant get this song out of my head!
      Humming/singing it all day, its like coronavirus infectious!
      Missus humming it now too.

      • I know both Ruff, but theyve remixed it again an used it for a advert.
        Driving me mad
        Gonna stick The Stooges on to blow it away.

      • Ah. I wasn’t aware it was being used for an fucking advert. Cunts. I don’t watch adverts. Record everything and either cut out or skip through the adverts.

        Stooges ‘Fun House’ turned up to 11 will sort it Miserable. 👍

      • You disappoint me Miserable. I thought the following verse would be the one more likely to stick in your mind!

        🎵I dream a dirty dream of you, baby
        You’re crawling on the bathroom floor
        You float around the room and you’re naked
        Then you’re flying out the bedroom door
        I dream a dirty dream
        I dream a dirty dream. 🎵

      • Does appeal, but exhausted after it rattling round my head all day Bertie.
        Its just come on tv again!
        Magnum lollies! Eeeek..

      • Magnum lolly ads are worth their very own cunting.

        That artificial sound you hear when the tart bites into her Magnum sounds like Eddie slamming Richie’s nuts in the fridge door on an episode of Bottom.

  21. The Chinks can play at chasing US destroyers and cruisers as much as they want.They should be more concerned about the subs, quietly lying doggo, in convenient locations, just waiting …………..
    Go on, you slant eyed bastards, just get a bit too pushy, and see what an Uncle Sam stir fry looks like.
    Cunts of the year, by fucking light years.
    Get To Fuck.

  22. Then watch the fat cunt with the shit haircut in N.Korea crap himself.
    ‘ We velly much want to be your fliend ‘
    The missiles are flying Mr. President ………….
    Over and out.
    Cunts.

    • Sorry Jack, I wrote my stuff without seeing yours, I’m not trying to steal your thunder or anything. Fucking dink cunts.

      • Nothing to be sorry about, Bob. I’m sure there’s more than a few, in these hallowed halls,thinking along the same lines.
        Good morning, sir.

  23. What we need now is the Martin Sheen madman President in the film the Dead Zone. “Mr President, we’ve found a diplomatic solution”…. Mr President, “Secretary of State, General, the missiles are flying to land on President Egg Roll Xi’s head. Hallelujah and God bless us all”.

  25. I was gonna buy an apartment in n Sarande, Albania…right by the beach £20,000.
    A very short boat ride from Corfu so I can hang aaaaht with fat ex pat cunts like Alfie and Belinda.
    So China might bomb Albania after the alliance collapsed? Or maybe use it as a base to attack Europe.
    What the fuck am I on abaaaaaht.😁

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