Alistair Campbell [3]

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ALISTAIR CAMPBELL:

A Three-Sheets-To-The-Wind, Brahms & LIszt cunting please for Anthony Blair’s bibulous arselicker in chief, Alistair Campbell, who likes to be known in the public bar as “Ali”, who has opined that Boris should have been taking PMQs yesterday despite just becoming a father hours earlier, having himself been very ill just a couple of weeks ago:

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/11509778/boris-baby-joy-happy-moment-unless-eftie-conspiracy-theorist/

The festering “thoughts” of this raddled old piss artist, encouraged others from the left to crawl out of their shitholes (or was it they who woke up the old soak?).

Why do the BBC and other broadcasters feel we need to know every cretinous “thought” from this washed up old has been?.

Time must lay heavy on the old cunts hands – perhaps little Owen ought to take him down an Islington back alley for a quick blowjob

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

 

A quick nomination for that foul creature that dropped out of the arse of one of Satan’s hounds, Alistair Campbell. He was whingeing on Wednesday that Boris hadn’t attended PMQ’s. Turns out that Boris was rather busy at the birth of his latest offspring. And while most of the country were Boris, Carrie and the newest Johnson all the best, Campbell and the rest of the demented far left were doing exactly the opposite. I’m not going to repeat some of the vile shit that was emanating from these sub-human sacks of donkey shit. But apparently, the birth of one’s newest baby is not a good enough reason to avoid to taking part in Prime Minister’s Questions. This from someone who knowingly told lies in a dossier that started a war that not did not need to be fought, but made the situation in the Middle East a hundred times worse. And I’ll bet he was one of the shit for brains who celebrated Boris contracting the Kung Flu and praying for the worst. You’d think someone with blood on their hands would spend the rest of their worthless in obscurity. But scum like Campbell and Blair don’t do humility. Or decency for that matter. They’re too obsessed with fame for that. He didn’t even have the decency to congratulate Boris on the birth of his son. Even you don’t care about it, and I don’t, I at least see it as a small piece of good news in these trying times. Anyway, fuck off Campbell. You utter cunt.

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw

69 thoughts on “Alistair Campbell [3]”

  1. If I were this shameless, lying bag of turds with the blood of thousands on my hands I would be keeping my head down but not this cunt. No, he makes a living these days by being a professional remoaner. I don’t think he is that fanatical about it but he knows there are plenty of libtards who are and they provide him with a very good living. I hate this cynical multi faced bastard.

  2. He has to do this kind of shit to stay in the spotlight and seem relevant. The libtard left love him of course, and that only encourages more to be their vile mouthpiece.

    Funny how the Left bang on about hate crime, and how we should all be more friendly towards each other. But typically this only applies to the people they actually like, and fuck the rest.

    Campbell is a weasly, two-faced, lying cunt, And I would laugh my socks off he ended up with the virus and never recovered (no doubt the conspiracy theorists on the Left would suggest it was Boris who killed him, ha)

  3. Anyone who writes for that Marxist shiterag, The New European, is automatically a cunt of stupendous proportions.

  4. Poor old Alistair and his mental elf problems. I know a good doctor he might like to consult……Dr Kelly. Oh!…..wait a minute, the doctor had an unfortunate accident in some lonely woods. You wouldn’t know anything about that would you Alistair you murdering cunt?

    • Hes such a snake, in fact bet snakes shun this cunt!
      “Hes a poisonous little fucker” said the cobra
      “Toxic fucker!” Said the black mamba.
      Ruthless, vain profiteer,
      Hated him as a politician and when he Was lead singer for UB40.

    • I’d mention Dr Shipman as an alternative, but that wouldn’t be becoming of me.

  5. Campbell may well be a nuclear-powered Cunt but I’ll always think a bit of him since he challenged that piece of shit Piers Morgan to a boxing match. Morgan was initially up for it,but quickly reverted to his usual slug-like position and said that he was backing out because his sons had told him that he might kill Campbell….what a fucking soft piece of shite…the biggest danger Campbell would have been in from Windbag-Morgan would have been if he he’d slipped in the trail of skitter that Morgan left behind him as he fled the ring.

    Utter Cunts,the pair of them.

    • Moron should have accepted and stuck a horseshoe in his right hand glove for good measure.

    • Morgan did right. Campbell would have had a bent referee, horseshoes in his gloves and paid Morgan’s corner to smear his gum shield with rat poison.
      Tony and Alastair would have pissed themselves laughing as they took the fat cunt’s body out on a stretcher.

      • “Tony and Alastair would have pissed themselves laughing as they took the fat cunt’s body out on a stretcher.”…..so would I.

        Morning Freddie.
        Morning All.

      • The ‘Mensa’ Mauler

        A bit too cerebral in his approach, his jabbing ineffectual, the ‘peekaboo’ style not up to it, no real strength in his punches.

      • You ever practice the Noble Art Miserable?
        I tried it for a week once. Then ached for weeks after.
        Larkin said to a friend at a poor boxing match-‘Only Connect’
        I used to think that Seconds Out meant the last few seconds before the bout began. Then I realised it was the ‘Seconds’ that had to get out.
        A boxing ring is square but it’s called a ring.
        I suppose I ought to challenge RT to a bout but it wouldn’t work..me in the red corner knelt down furiously crossing myself RT in the blue listening Stockhausen on his headphones.
        We’d never get out of the Corners.

      • No, no ‘community gyms’
        When I was growing up Miles!
        Although there is now, I would of been keen as a boxing fan, the only thing we had was 5 a side or sunday football, and I wasnt interested.
        Few years ago used to see Ricky Hatton out running early in the morning when on my way home from working nights.
        Boxings traditionally a way for poor lads to get rich isn’t it?

    • Morgcunt has a history of running his mouth. Not one to praise Australian cricket (spits in floor), but do you remember when he thought he could easily take on the Aussies’ best bowlers. Well the daft mouthy cunt ended up on his arse with broken ribs within one over.

      It was fucking hilarious.

      Having played the noble game myself, I can tell you that professional fast bowlers are fucking lethal if you can’t play to very high standard yourself (I couldn’t, but I wouldn’t give it the big ‘un if a top pro fast bowler was around).

      https://www.smh.com.au/national/piers-morgan-broke-ribs-in-showdown-with-brett-lee-20140101-3067s.html

    • Malleus utriculorum, indeed.
      I’d ram the pipes up his back cunt, then attach him to an industrial airline that could play the Ode to Joy, and watch him die of an aneurysm.
      I’ve been surviving new job with the squirrel service. Place is stuffed full of numpty remoaners and snowflakes, fuck them.

  7. If he isn’t a regular nomination already then he should be a Dead Pool regular.

    Imagine the headlines “Campbell’s body found purifying in a pool of his own vomit, urine, faeces and bile”.

    • You mean putrifying surely Paul?
      Look at me correcting you on gramma!!
      Capt Magnanimous would approve!😁

  8. He’s not that bad. As for Boris being the attentive father fuck me he doesn’t know how many he’s got does he? He’s totally forgot one by all accounts.

    • Boris spends his leisure time in bed as well as his working life, all the kids are due to his ordering johnnies with PPE from Turkey.

      • Morning Jack, I saw Michael Gove near a infant school in New mills, I immediately phoned the police. 🚔

      • Slow,but should get really busy now the housing markets being unfrozen, ticking by cheers Jack!👍

      • Yes, hopefully, things will pick up, as long as folk use common sense and have a bit of courtesy, we can get on with doing stuff.

      • In a way Jack its allowed me to get all those little jobs done Id been meaning to do, im a bastard for stockpiling timber in the shed, its empty now!
        Made new fence panels, and the gardens like the bleedin Royal Flower show!!

      • I think a lot of folk have taken the opportunity to do the same kind of thing.
        I’ve never seen as many painting fences and powerwashing driveways.
        Just had a nice walk over the fields and through the woods with the missus.
        Brew time !

    • I have 6 children all in all and have very little to do with those of prime number order…little cunts.

  9. I’ve heard Sir Nigel interview Cambellend on several occasions. It never fails to impress me how calm and polite Nigel manages to remain in the face of such extreme provocation.

  10. The sooner this cunt gets reacquainted with his old chums Jack Daniels and Johnny Walker, the better.
    Good morning.

  11. How unlike a Campbell to be an utter cunt.
    Brick, bog and done.

  12. Well cunters, to paraphrase. There are utter cunts, universe crossing quasar powered cunts and then there is……..

    This absolute ocean going cuntberg has a pretty good claim to complete the trinity.

    Every time I see that disgusting ringpiece with ears I feel that I’ve skipped realities and woken up on planet of the cunts. I’ve been taken to cunt city and dumped in front of the big silverback cunt.

  13. Alistair Campbell…earned his place as chief communications officer in the Grand Hall of Cunts.
    What a cunt.
    As for Blair he is a proper Gangster, don’t fuck with him…I’d like to take this opportunity to say I know naffink abaaaaaht any cunting of Mr Blair…I don’t want to ‘Go missing’ whilst aaaaht and abaaaaaht.
    😁

  14. This lying odious sack of pig shit was proudly photographed in a “ fuck Boris “ t shirt , doesn’t seem to have had any adverse effects on him being regularly wheeled out on SLY and BBC to spout his bile , could you imagine a Tory pictured in a “ fuck David lammy “ t shirt being afforded the same immunity?
    Probably not…..
    Campbell is thoroughly discredited relic from a bygone era , no moderate with a double digit IQ would entertain anything the Cunt said , his appeal is limited to the rabid left……
    Absolute Prick…….

  15. This is a thing I miss about my childhood, at school you could just go up to them and smack them one, and if they grassed you up, well take em for a bog wash and shit in their lunch box.
    As an adult well, I just hope that karma exists, who knows maybe he pisses fire every time he goes for a slash?

  16. I always suspect that Campbell is so disagreeable because he has a very bad case of constipation. Already he is probably at the teethmarks on the lavatory door phase. I am sure Russell-Moyle would give him an enema if he said the word…..

  17. It might be best to be done with this type of half baked Commie.
    Cover it in tar and hang it in a cage off the side of St Paul ‘s Cathedral.
    Perfect.

  18. I want to say something but I really can’t find the words. But know this, any media that gives this creature oxygen is complicit to some degree with it.

  19. New Labour described him as Minister Whiteout Portfolio =
    An utter drunken cunt without any scruples 🤮🤮

  20. Campbell? Part of the Blair, Campbell and Mandelson triumvirate of sellout satanic Labour.
    The most nasty, hateful, aggressive, odious bullying cunt when Labour were in power, and as soon as the bricks began hitting him back he – like every bully ever known – ran away cwwying and trying to play the victim.
    Stick to making soup, cunt.
    Bastard is this one – I look forward to my invitation to ten rounds with him, it would leave me nine rounds, two minutes and forty five seconds to get my gloves off and enjoy my cup of tea as the horrified medical staff removed the remains.

  21. I hope this vile piece of shit who can’t handle his drink falls off the wagon, possibly after realising what a cunt he is. Last seen sitting by a cashpoint, stinking of piss and shit clutching a cardboard sign saying “WILL BULLY FOR FOOD”.

  22. Afternoon all.
    Yet another excellent cunting from two rock solid regulars.
    What I find odd is why meeja outlets persist in going to Campbell for interviews, as tho his opinions on anything are deemed relevant or interesting any longer. He’s just a bitter, whining hasbeen.

    • Well said RK, Campbell satiated himself on the fame and razzamataz of new Labour and can’t understand or handle the fact that he is an irrelevant, angry busted flush and a rather sour footnote in a disreputable history.
      Back to Mordor Alistair.

    • ‘A bitter whining hasbeen’.
      Much like the salty BBC and their petulance over Brexit.

    • I thought it funny how the BBC had him as a guest presenter for Have I Got News For Cunts.

      Orchestrating illegal wars means nothing, obviously.

  23. Fucking cunt is so low he could walk under a snake with his hands above his head.

    • I last saw him slithering under a locked door whilst wearing a top hat DCI – and if it’s one of Sir Fiddlers collection I don’t fancy Campbell(end)s chances much! 🤣💥

  24. Campbell? It’s time the end came for this corrosive corrupt blood soaked alcohol drenched devious fucking cunt.

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