Men who wear shorts in cold weather are cunts.
We already know how tough they are because they have beards and ponytails. Invariably, they have such bad taste that they wear hideously garish clothing, have a big fat arse girlfriend in tow and have a superior demeanour.
I always have a laugh when they slip over on a well placed dog turd. Fucking cunts!
Nominated by Jimmy the Spaz
Shorts are good for bike riding, don’t get caught on the nose of the seat or get s*it from the chain on them, and it’s easier to keep cool when riding hard over distance but very easy to leave them on too long and freeze when cooling down (a chilly and most unpleasant experience, takes hours to get proper temperature back) but apart from that I am soft – grew up in a place with a coal (etc!) fire and seriously bad winters, hate being cold.
Living in the wrong County for a softy! 😄
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Evening Foxy,
You winning mate?
Government might actually be pulling their finger out to help us,
Finally.
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Evening MNC – nothing for me because I haven’t been up and running long enough to show them what they need to see to get anything, so I will just have put things in mothballs and continue claiming until this is done. (Not designed to be a dole rat, hate it).
Had a County Court case which was due to be heard on the 26th of March and I would have got a decent lump of money from that but it’s been cancelled until further notice so a bit in the air cash wise, got enough to survive on so time to batten down the hatches!
There seem to be quite a lot of vacancies online for key worker drivers, I know you mentioned looking into that to tide you over until things pick up – might be worth a scoot around Google to see if you can grab something.
And random bad timing, the cooker has just died which is a pain but I got told I can get a new cheap & cheerful one and the DWP will sort me the money for it – I would normally rather go without than scrounge but I will just grit my teeth and pretend my name is Mugumbu or Ibrahim! 👳🏿♂️🧔🏿💩👍😀
I think the Government were a bit behind the curve on this one but I also think they have seen into the abyss and it’s kicked their a*ses into stepping things up.
Onward and upward I say! 👍
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I sometimes wear a t-shirt and jeans in cold weather, and a big coat in summer. Weather doesnt bother me too much, but I dont go round acting like that ‘meks me ard, innit kedd’.
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I wear shorts all year round, they are simply much more comfortable than strides in the climate where i live. Anyone who wears strides in the heat is a cunt.
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