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A goodness gracious me curry and chips cunting please for the whacky Pak! Mayor of London, who feels that Brexit should be postponed till the EU recover from “the virus”.

Just another trick, another excuse, from this slimy little chancer on behalf of his remoaner pals. No doubt a first lick of the arse for Dame Kweer to remind him he is still around and looking for his first gig outside London when the fuckwits time is up there.

Our own Prime minister had the virus and is ready to proceed so why are the pansies in Europe needing extra time.

Khan wants everyone in London to where masks. Make this cunt wear one and seal his gob up before applying it.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

“Good afternoon. This is IsAC’s political correspondent Ron Knee speaking. I’m, er, delighted to say that today, I’ve been granted the privilege of an interview with the Mayor of London, Mr Sadiq Khunt, to discuss his latest comments on Brexit. No hand shakes, of course! Good afternoon, Mr Khunt”.

‘Actually the name’s Khan, James Khan. *Ha! ha!* that’s just my little joke…’.

“I see. Apologies, Mr Khan”.

‘I’m one of eight children, you know. My father was a bus driver’.

“That’s *ahem* fascinating. I’m sure that not a lot of people know that. Anyway, I see that once again, you’re arguing that the government must ask the EU for an extension to the Brexit transition period”.

‘Absolutely. It’s vital that we all focus our energies on the fight against Coronavirus. That the government won’t beg Brussels for an extension at this time of great uncertainty beggars belief’.

“But David Frost, the UK’s chief negotiator, has just reiterated that the government will not ask to extend the transition period beyond 31st December, and will also say no in the event of a request from Brussels. How many times do you and your fellow Remainers need to hear this?”.

‘I repeat, this beggars belief. It’s just creating more uncertainty at a time when the EU will need to focus on rebuilding as the outbreak subsides. The government is putting dogma before national interest’.

“So let me be absolutely clear. I can well see how an extension would be in the EU’s interest. But you actually think that an extension would be in the UK’s national interest, even though it drags out the negotiations, keeps us tied to the EU as a rule-taker with no input, and will of course lead to demands from the EU for yet more billions to fund its recovery? Billions that we desperately need to spend at home”.

‘Er, um, ah. Well, we need to put political ideology aside, show solidarity and share the pain. We must take the pragmatic route of seeking an extension’.

“That means ignoring the will of the people in 2016 and 2019, which showed that the people want this done. Let’s be frank about this. You talk about rejecting dogma for pragmatism, but what this really means is that you want to impose YOUR dogma instead. This is the dogma of the terminal Remainer, looking for any last ditch means to keep us locked into the EU. Many would say that you should stick to the day job, and focus on the task of running London instead of trying to be a man here on the inside for Brussels”.

‘Um, ah, er… my father was a bus driver you know…’.

“Yes thank you Mr Khan *sigh*. This is Ron Knee, for IsAC, returning you to the studio”.

Nominated by Ron Knee