Madonna (7)

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Madonna is a cunt…

This particular cunt has never had any real talent to speak of (substandard disco, or out of her range ballads lapped up by doughnut punchers) and she has always been an unpleasant individual, but in recent years, old ‘Madge’ has become an even bigger cunt than she was in her step-on-anybody prime, which is no mean feat.

As she ages and her star fades, the daft cow tries to look and act years younger than she actually is. Every video and photo shoot is photoshopped to hell and she’s still doing now what she was doing in the late 80s and early 90s (i.e. acting like a slag in saucy underwear in her videos). If any other woman in her 60s went around flashing her tits or her snatch, they would be sectioned and/or certified. She sold sex in her younger days (she did nothing but), but when she’s still doing it? It’s pathetic and sickening. The obligatory toy boy (usually a foreign, or dark type) is also laughably weird.

Then there’s the jumping on current trends to get noticed and appear ‘controversial’, though she has always done this. The deliberate saying of the word ‘Shit’ at Live Aid and then the totally contrived saying of ‘Fuck’ at Live 8 twenty years later. Recent instances include the deaths of David Bowie and Prince. While never mentioning either man when they were alive, Madogga suddenly becomes a ‘lifelong fan’ and gushes tributes on social media. Her out of nowhere stories about going to a Bowie gig in the 70s were horribly inaccurate and blatantly made up. That’s the thing though: the dead artist has to get enough publicity for her. She didn’t say a word when the great Scott Walker (RIP) passed away. This is probably down to two things: she is too ignorant, or stupid to know who the man was and also because there wasn’t enough publicity or Twitter mileage in eulogising Scott. Same goes for terrorist targets. Lights a candle in Paris after Charlie Hebdo, TV cameras and press all over the shop naturally. Manchester and London got fuck all in way of tribute. It all depends on what she can get out of it.

Then there was the absurd ‘Me Too’ patronage. After years of acting like a prossie with a record contract and doing fuck all for women’s causes, Madogga suddenly decides she is and always has been a feminist. A feminist that hangs out and works with rapists (like Mike Tyson)? A feminist that simulated rape, degradation and calling her men ‘Daddy’ in her ridiculous ‘Sex’ book? It actually shows how thick modern ‘feminists’ are, when this trollop is seen as a feminist icon. Again, it is trying to stay relevant as the knacker’s yard looms on the horizon. And her ‘Bomb the White House’ remarks aimed at Big Don and his family? She deflected whatever criticism she got by immediately parading her bought and brown babies in a tacky and staged photo shoot. Virtue-signalling made to order and cynical as fuck, after condoning acts of terrorism on the American President, of course.

Now the old fish wagon has surpassed even her own levels of staggering cuntitude. ‘Self isolating’ and filming yourself is cuntish enough, but coming out with crap like Covid-19 is ‘wonderful’ and a ‘leveller’?! She even uses this to appear ‘shocking’ and even tries to make death and tragedy all about her. She’s always been a despicable cunt, but this is astonishing cuntitude, even by her stinking standards (or lack of them). One of the biggest (and most overused) cunts of all time.

Nominated by Norman

120 thoughts on “Madonna (7)”

    • Shes for woman and gays, old lady now, probably in a care home somewhere.
      Hope the hip replacement went well👍
      Mad Donna.

      • She all edgy and down wi da yoot innit – no mad Madge, when you were screeching about a hip op it was slightly misinterpreted..
        And mind getting out of that bath you barmy bint, one fall at your age and it’s all downhill!
        Amateur artist, professional slut.

    • To be fair if the old trout succumbs herself then she may have a point. In the meantime this always cheers me up no end. All the more funny due to the ‘satantic’ theme she is trying to pull off. LOL. Daft old boot. https://youtu.be/Qx5IMCJFIMw

  2. It’ll be a brave virus that fancies invading her mucous membranes…braver than me,that’s for sure….might as well just run naked through the Wuhan Biological Warfare Lab poking your dick into every bottle after sticking a rabid bat and fucking annoyed Pangolin up yer orifices.

    I tupped a chinese prostitute in Dublin while on a rugby club trip…she was lovely and remarkably disease-free apparently.

  3. This raddled old whore is a mental grasping cunt.
    I thought she was dead and now I’m somewhat upset.
    Throw it down a well.

  4. These old music cunts, still want to be relevant and young, but are full of multi millionaire bullshit.
    Mad Donna, Bono, that scarecrow that did live Aid, the Rolling Stones,
    Just fuck off!
    Had your money your fun, theres the exit, go die quietly.

  5. Her Eurovision stunt confirmed , to me at least, that she is a rancid black cock sucking whore.

  6. She looks like a retired whore, worn out from years hanging round the docks at Portsmouth, and without the nous to become a madame. A talentless old hag

    • I was going say something similar to that WC ….
      Her career is a victory of marketing over talent and it’s certainly been lucrative to the tune of $ 600-800 million!!
      Always manages to take maximum acclaim for writing her songs when according to many she employs songwriters and her input is minimal!
      Can’t sing live! , lip syncing or singing with vocal backing tape ….
      Never missed an opportunity to open her legs if it opened a door in her climb to the top , I think it’s safe to assume she’s been left with a cunt resembling a wizards sleeve which has probably received more stitches than raging bull jake la mottas eyebrows!
      Although an absolute cunt himself you couldn’t wish this fucking harpie on even guy ritchie…… lucky escape…..

  7. The last published photo of her in her petalled bath, showed her resembling something cross between an Oriental and an elderly pufferfish. Another over-the-hiller desperate for the continuous oxygen of publicity.

    Has anyone seen her and Pete Burns together?

    Desperation oozes from every pore of this raddled old has been. I was never a fan of her when she was in her prime. She sang like an Alsatian with laryngitis.

  8. Although I liked some of her early 80’s music, as a woman I don’t believe I ever spared her a single thought, then or now.

    • I bought ‘True Blue’. Remember thinking it was a refreshing change from The Smiths ‘Meat Is Murder’ which had been dominating my turntable. The novelty soon wore off.

      • Gave you that tickie for mentioning the Smiths.
        Not for frittering your money on madonna records.

      • Actually it was a secondhand copy that came into my record shop. It was in mint condition though, probably paid a squid for it.

        Thanks for the tickle, gave you one in return.

      • I love female singers but madonna was boring shit to me. The only songs I liked of hers were lucky star, and ray of light. The latter is mostly tied to nostalgia tho still a pretty catchy song and some of the remixes are fairly good

      • Dont mean to be cheeky Ruff, but not working at the moment,
        Couldnt have another one could i please?
        😉

    • Back in the 70/80’s you would have been much more likely to find me listening to Pat Benetar or Judie Tzuke.

      • Judie Tzuke! What happened to her? She seemed on the up for a while way back when. Stay With Me ‘Til Dawn was her big hit, wasn’t it?

      • Not good, Dick, sadly. Tried to take him off the ventilator a few times, unsuccessfully. Thanks for asking. But he’s hanging in there, which is a plus.

      • All the best mate!!
        One of you guys is worth a thousand sleb skanks like Madonna.
        Respect!!

      • Happy, healthy, healing vibes being sent from me as well, DCI. Hope he pulls through. Be safe.

  11. Never understood what anyfucker saw in her.
    I remember many years ago seeing ‘Holiday’ on telly for the first time and thinking it was a song for Europe. All dancing and lipsynch.
    Middle of the road, bland shite dressed up as edgy. The cunt.

      • PS: Reckon that performance of ‘Holiday’ must have been the same one I saw when I was visiting my brother and his feminazi girlfriend who later became his wife.

        Remember she was outraged by Madonna’s performance, saying Madonna was demeaning the sisterhood by parading herself as a sex object or some other nonsense.

        Naturally I immediately warmed to the previously unknown (to me) singer….

  12. Never liked her from the start, more than worthy of a good cunting Norman.

    I am concerned by the term ‘ substandard disco’ though.

    Death before disco

  13. Eloquently put Norman. Could not agree more with you on the nom.

  14. I think the cure for the China virus lies within Madonna.

    Namely, her cunt juice. Think about it. If the virus tried to get in through her cunt the stink and horror would kill it instantly.

    The WHO should be bottling her minge fluid (in full hamzat suits of course) and then injecting it into the population.

    • Don’t give her any ideas otherwise she’ll do a Gwyneth Paltrow and sell cunt-scented candles for £30 a pop.

      • The council would be around unblocking the drains, wondering why the entire town had been gassed if anyone bought one.

      • They would need to cost more Techno – imagine the hundreds you would need to spend on wax to fill that rancid cavern!

      • She could make the candles from the curdled jizz still lying around in her worn out quim, Poundland could then knock them out, four for a quid.

      • Why buy ‘Eau de Madge’ candles, when you could make the same thing by empyting the grease traps at your local fish market… You’ll even get the flies to add that authentic ‘Madge’s Snadge’ touch…

  15. As a fudge-packer, I always have been and will be a devotee of the Madge’s music. But I do concede that in PR terms, she’s totally lost the plot and is an embarrassment.

    • Just out of interest, why is she so popular with the gays?

      She doesn’t sing about bumming or tight leather shorts or anything like that (although I haven’t heard to many of her songs all the way through so I may have missed it).

      The lyrics to her ‘songs’ seem to consist of her, a straight woman, singing about getting as much cock as possible in her fetid minge.

      • I can only answer for myself, but as a budding 80s one-way chocolate street defier, at a sensitive age something just aligned with me around the ‘rebellious’ image and the slightly more academic than average catchiness of the tunes and slick production. Not that I go in much for reflection and all that bollocks, but if I were to, I could probably describe how the writing was always just ‘on the wall’ that I’d be a poof, and in the same way I suppose Mad Dogga would say that she just knew she was something different to the zeitgeist at the time.

      • I should have known better than to click, for fear of catching soy-boy-ness, but we are all fallible I guess.

        No mention of Tallulah Bankhead and her knicker-less cartwheels. Shouts out instead to Ellen DEGENERATE, Rosie O’PieFace and MSLSD’s Rachel Madcow. All 3 disgusting shit-streaks of sapphic protozoa.

      • It’s one aspect of being gay I could never understand, that being the dreadful taste in music. At best kitch, at worst the wrong end of pop. You always used to see who played in that G.A.Y. club in London in the papers, and it would always be Steps, Kylie and all the no talent mime artists.

      • Great to see the reference to Tallulah Bankhead. Now she really was a woman ahead of her time and shows how unoriginal and phony the likes of Madonna are. Check her out. It´s worth it.
        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tallulah_Bankhead#Sexuality_and_sexual_exploits

        Despite her sexual antics, my favorite quote was when she met James Jones the author of “From Here to Eternity” a bestseller in which the characters swore but due to censorship he used “fug” and “fugging”. When Tallulah met him she said, “So you´re the young man who can´t spell ‘fuck’.”

  16. She can’t sing, and she certainly can’t act; so she makes up for these gaping deficiencies by playing the “edgy card” in order to stir up some controversy and of course attention.

    She’s been doing this since the 80s, but ever since the turn of the millennium she’s become less and less relevant to the point where no one really takes her seriously any more.

    Perhaps she should do a sequel to one of her shite films – “Desperately Seeking Attention!”

    • Not by way of excuse, but IMHO she did act good in Susan and Who’s That Girl, and Evita for which she had a blatant Oscar snub at the time. Probably A League Of Their Own as well but then it was only a small part. But yeah, all the rest has been shite.

  17. She should bring out a range of toiletries and candles which smell of her growler like the Paltrow who concocted a scent which Paltrow claimed smelt like the Paltrow snapper and then produced candles infused with the alluring scent of minge.
    Alternatively she could fuck off, which in all honesty would be the best choice for humanity

  19. This has inspired me to look at the photo of her in the bath. Holy moly. Excellent use of her money, although the same effect could have probably been achieved by judicious use of a baseball bat.

    • Poor old mad Madge, we are sooo cruel – and she’s practically English – she lives on an estate, has three children by different Fathers, uses language that would make a navvy blush and wears tracksuits!
      This nasty old witch went to Court to try and stop people using a public footpath adjacent to her country estate – the Judge ripped strips out of her and effectively told her if she didn’t like it to f*ck off back to America.
      Madge, lay off the crack and simmer down – because speaking as a Man I would not want to see your airbrushed pensioner corpse in the dark let alone in the f*cking buff!

  20. Slightly off topic but tonight at 8PM could we have a “clap for self serving virtue signalling snowflake c*nts”? No need for actual clapping – just bang your Rolex against your Louis Vuitton luggage, get Cressida/Olly to film it and upload it to skankbook – but don’t forget to edit some tears into it obviously! 😀👍

  21. The only Album I enjoyed by her was RAY OF LIGHT produced by William Orbit. It was very different to the cheesy Disco Homo shit she has made throughout the years.

    • I was wondering why that album was so palpable then madonnas usual shit. I agree the DJ made a decent techno/dance album with her I should check out his solo stuff I’m sure it would be up my alley of techno tastes

    • Yes she was, but it was a very tumultuous marriage, with accusations of domestic violence from both parties.

      Basically two planet-sized egos sharing a home was never going to pan out for very long.

    • Sean Penn, another up his own arse cunt. Would have liked to have been a fly on the wall at their house.

  23. I think I’ll pass before 1st May and, even then, I don’t trust the fuckers not to grab me and stuff me in a cage with some pangolin-fucked bats, the filthy cunts.

    • Very good, it took 2 readings to realise they were Madonna songs, at least the ones I’ve heard of.

  25. Debbie Harry was far better looking than this oxygen thieving scrubber. Never liked her, far too contrived. All too stage managed,like her entire rancid life .

  26. Fuckin ell!
    Just looked at the pic of her in the bath!
    Eeekkk!!!
    Like Rocky Dennis at the swimming baths.
    If they do a remake of Creature from the black lagoon shes a shoe in!
    Hideous.

  27. Well said… madogga is an utterly talentless good for nothing cunt….
    This video is quite funny, except at the end when she tries to sing. No talent, no sense of tone, and what a fucking minger! Why don’t these celebrities grow old gracefully with dignity, the surgery just makes them look like freaks.

    https://youtu.be/t1buU4PQoVE

  28. Admins – could you open up th Russians Nom please, it’s currently in read-only mode.

    ta

  29. The header picture is quite flattering compared to the latest look she’s wearing. It seems it doesn’t matter what you looked like originally, they all end up dead ringers for the original horror story, Jocelyn Wildenstein.
    I truly cannot understand it. To be maimed beyond recognition, and be charged a fortune for it too. Take that fucking freak Rodrigo Alves, he now wants to be a fake woman, seemingly for an excuse for more plastic surgery. People like like these need sectioning, not surgery.

  30. I had the rancid old hag in a jazzmag years before it was famous. Nice pair, but nothing write home about.

    Also had Kim of Mel and Kim fame in a copy of Penthouse. That was much more like it.

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