Madonna (7)

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Madonna is a cunt…

This particular cunt has never had any real talent to speak of (substandard disco, or out of her range ballads lapped up by doughnut punchers) and she has always been an unpleasant individual, but in recent years, old ‘Madge’ has become an even bigger cunt than she was in her step-on-anybody prime, which is no mean feat.

As she ages and her star fades, the daft cow tries to look and act years younger than she actually is. Every video and photo shoot is photoshopped to hell and she’s still doing now what she was doing in the late 80s and early 90s (i.e. acting like a slag in saucy underwear in her videos). If any other woman in her 60s went around flashing her tits or her snatch, they would be sectioned and/or certified. She sold sex in her younger days (she did nothing but), but when she’s still doing it? It’s pathetic and sickening. The obligatory toy boy (usually a foreign, or dark type) is also laughably weird.

Then there’s the jumping on current trends to get noticed and appear ‘controversial’, though she has always done this. The deliberate saying of the word ‘Shit’ at Live Aid and then the totally contrived saying of ‘Fuck’ at Live 8 twenty years later. Recent instances include the deaths of David Bowie and Prince. While never mentioning either man when they were alive, Madogga suddenly becomes a ‘lifelong fan’ and gushes tributes on social media. Her out of nowhere stories about going to a Bowie gig in the 70s were horribly inaccurate and blatantly made up. That’s the thing though: the dead artist has to get enough publicity for her. She didn’t say a word when the great Scott Walker (RIP) passed away. This is probably down to two things: she is too ignorant, or stupid to know who the man was and also because there wasn’t enough publicity or Twitter mileage in eulogising Scott. Same goes for terrorist targets. Lights a candle in Paris after Charlie Hebdo, TV cameras and press all over the shop naturally. Manchester and London got fuck all in way of tribute. It all depends on what she can get out of it.

Then there was the absurd ‘Me Too’ patronage. After years of acting like a prossie with a record contract and doing fuck all for women’s causes, Madogga suddenly decides she is and always has been a feminist. A feminist that hangs out and works with rapists (like Mike Tyson)? A feminist that simulated rape, degradation and calling her men ‘Daddy’ in her ridiculous ‘Sex’ book? It actually shows how thick modern ‘feminists’ are, when this trollop is seen as a feminist icon. Again, it is trying to stay relevant as the knacker’s yard looms on the horizon. And her ‘Bomb the White House’ remarks aimed at Big Don and his family? She deflected whatever criticism she got by immediately parading her bought and brown babies in a tacky and staged photo shoot. Virtue-signalling made to order and cynical as fuck, after condoning acts of terrorism on the American President, of course.

Now the old fish wagon has surpassed even her own levels of staggering cuntitude. ‘Self isolating’ and filming yourself is cuntish enough, but coming out with crap like Covid-19 is ‘wonderful’ and a ‘leveller’?! She even uses this to appear ‘shocking’ and even tries to make death and tragedy all about her. She’s always been a despicable cunt, but this is astonishing cuntitude, even by her stinking standards (or lack of them). One of the biggest (and most overused) cunts of all time.

Nominated by Norman

120 thoughts on “Madonna (7)”

    • Madonna apparently self identifying as gormless looking turd Dame Kier Shitstabber. With dim tranny chav granny Angela Rayner to deputise. 😂

      • A granny at 37 years old, Wayne Rooney wouldn’t even look at this slip of a girl for at least another 20 years.

      • Hey Ruff, turns out my missus knows Angela Rayner!!
        Mentioned her an mrs Miserable said yes shes always in the college (mrs works there)
        Angela must be trying for her GCSEs.
        Again.

      • And while im waiting for the russian nom to unlock, turns out ive seen her too!
        At remembrance sunday stood next to hairlipped simpleton Andy Burnham.
        I was mixing with the famous and was oblivious, maybe I should get tested for ‘couldntgiveafuckitis.

      • Foghorn Rayner was probably asking Andy Burnham for makeup tips. “Eyes full of dreamy loveliness” according to Dame Kier.

  2. I remember reading an article about Madonna in Spare Rib magazine in the late 80s and she was being held up as a feminist icon. Even then I thought the person writing the article was giving our Madge a little too much credit for her feminist credentials. I am glad that over time Madogga has proven to be a complete publicity seeking narcissist who only cares about her bank balance and doesn’t really give a monkey’s about anybody else.
    For all those that have never read Spare Rib I can attest that it was full of man-hating diatribe which I read in order to prove my right-on credentials in the hope of getting a shag. I can also attest that you will never get a shag with the kind of women who used to read Spare Rib.

    • I’m so out of touch. I’m happy to say that I wouldn’t know a Madonna song if I heard it on the radio. Never taken any notice of this publicity-obsessed cow and I’ve no reason to start now.

  4. Did you see the recent vid of her speech whilst sat in a bath looking like E,T with a major face lift so tight im sure she has to shave pubes off her chin….

  5. The most over rated fish smelling skank of all time.
    Wow Mad Donna you said “fuck” out loud. How shocking can you get?
    Silly cow.

    • She’ll have fucked that many men over her time that we probably all know someone who has had a shot on the auld trout, ASA.
      🙂 .
      You getting shifted into the new house ok ?

  7. Give me Kate Bush any day, now there’s a cracker of a female artist..

    Mad Donna can go and suck the hairy one, of which she has probably had hundreds, if not thousands of the fuckers.

  8. Some say she is an occult witch and part of the Illuminati. Certainly looks like a witch. Loads of her stage acts have satanic symbolism.

    The Eurovision act she did last year had dancers in gas masks with her saying ‘not everyone will be part of the future’. Does she know something we don’t?

    Things that make you go mmm!

  9. Not here to defend her mainly because of what she’s become.

    Back in her heyday, she penned a decent tune. Ray of Light (1998) is a good album. The bass line and percussion on Justify My Love is killer too, although she didn’t write it.

    It’s both a shame and predictable that she consistently used sexual imagery to sell records and concert tickets. She’s not alone by going down that road, but she’s continued to try to do it past the point tackiness. Too addicted to the fame and attention to know when to step back from the limelight. I’ll never know why she wasn’t prosecuted for her public outburst regarding attacks on the White House. Seems you can get away with anything if you’re a celeb. Bitch.

  10. I think thats the best picture of Madonna you could ever find. Prefer her over Kylie, but I always preferred other people. Kenny Rogers, Gene Pitney, Dido, Avril Lavigne, Kidneythieves, Black Sabbath, Iron Maiden, David Bowie, Leonard Cohen, Gary Numan, OMD, Pet Shop Boys, Erasure, Run DMC (didnt DMC make Deloreans?), Kate Bush, Rachel White, Mel C and the little-known Mr Giorgio Moroder!

  11. Didn’t this rancid boiler go jogging in a London park once, with her minders shoving people out of the way?
    Ghastly old harpy. Fuck off…

    • Well remembered, Baron B. You’re right! During the period of the love in with Guy Richie. Vomit.

  12. Never liked the old trout, even at the height of “Madonna mania” back in the 80’s.
    And I will NEVER forgive her for that hand ball at the ’86 World Cup in Mexico. Cheating old bag.

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