Keir’s Qweers

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KEIR’S QWEERS:

Let’s hear it please with jazz hands and a rousing rendition of “If I Ruled The World” for the complete shadow cabinet of Duchess arounf town Kweer Charmer. I popped into that bastion of wishful thinking and camp self importance Labour List, the other day, and there in black and white (and red) is the full list of the has-beens and never were’s of the Labour party post Anthony:

https://labourlist.org/2020/04/shadow-ministers-appointed-as-starmer-completes-frontbench/

Notice, in addition to the amount of Parking Stanley’s and dark keys in minor roles, the number of fruity gentleman that populate the list: the ridiculous Russell-Moyle (“I’ve got the virus duckie and I am going to scream about it”), Kyle from the other bastion of buggery in Brighton (he’s doing “youth victims”, ooh get you dear!) Streeting, a few lesbian ladies, some of them closetted,

There are a few favours repaid – nods to old fuckers who constituted the class of 97 – Neil’s son, for example, little Stephen, who will be occupied with Asia. The notorious failures – Pat McFadden and Ed Miliband. Retreads like Rachel Reeves, Toby Perkins, and Kerry McCarthy (she has Green transport and aviation. If she is that green she shouldn’t be flying and I assume she thinks Green transport is the Green Line mummy used to take her on when she was a girl). Falconer is still embalmed in the HOL. A dreary list of mincers, benders, placemen and total crawlers , the effette would-be sons of toil with names like Toby, Fabian and Tulip.

As BSM Williams would have said “I have never seen a more blatant display of poofery in my life”

It will be noted that every appointee is a firm remainer/people’s choice agitator.

Every cloud has a silver lining and I suppose we should give a half-hearted round of applause for the omission of the dreadful Dawn Butler creature, Yvette Cooper and Hilary Mary-Ann Benn .

Just one thought: where is former BBC iron Ben Bradshaw? – perhaps he is in charge of the paperclips and butt plugs.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

72 thoughts on “Keir’s Qweers”

  1. Bit of a theme emerging today eh?
    All Labour are cunts.
    Best part of kier trickled down his dads leg.
    But you all know this.
    They wont be chanting his name at Glastonbury!

    • “There’s only one Sir Keir, privately educated multi Millionaire London based Peer of the Realm and Barrister who let Saville escape justice allegedly”
      Call me cynical, but it doesn’t have the same ring with the Glastonbury set as “Oh Messiah Corbyn” does it Keir ducky?
      Plastic Blair in nominal charge of the British Communist Party.
      And a cunt.

  2. Soprano Russell-Moyle, champion for all those working class poofs and lezzas in Brighton ,mostly supported by the state (me) via grants distributed by the arts council. Well thats all gone. Apparently he wants to fight me on the streets. I cannot wait. Him and Owen Jones and about twenty others to one. Its not a fair fight.

    • Be careful Smug – given their way you could receive a brutal fisting that will bring tears to your eyes!
      Nah, only joking – the Labour nancies let the f*scist r*cist N*zi members of the laughably named “Anti Fascist League” do their dirty work for them.

      • These Antifa types and anti nazis have a site where they name an shame people, an I found a lad on it I went school with!
        Hes a skinhead, bit soft, nice enough, looks a right mong at 50yr dressed like romper stomper.
        But harmless.
        They made him out to be Himmler.

        We had one try and troll us, (a communications officer in the NHS (Midlands) I think I accidentally jumbled his user name and e-mail addresses on his posts, he was very upset! not heard of him since, they don’t like it when they get it back.

      • And the funniest thing? “Inclusivity” is R*CISM against whites.
        “Diversity” is DISCRIMINATION against whites.
        “No – platforming” is a denial of DEMOCRACY.
        Bullying and intimidation was and is a favourite tactic of F*SCISTS.
        Intimidation and violence towards those with a different point of view is a favourite tactic of the N*ZIS.
        Owen “rusks and milk” Jones, one of Keirs Qweers, constantly screeches about the mythical “March of the far right”
        Owen – YOU are the bigot, YOU are the racist, YOU are the f*scist, YOU are the N*zi – YOU ARE THE FAR RIGHT!

      • When this over I’m going make a point of keeping driving at the next extinction rebellion road block

      • Momentum are the SS and Antifa are their brownshirts.

        If magic grandpa had got in, we would be witnessing our very own Krystalnacht within six months.

        When the tables are turned and the nutters from Stormfront get hold of Antifa member’s private details, its all ‘Waaahhh! I’m a poor student and I live with my Mum. Please leave me alone. We are getting dog shit shoved through our letterbox. Boo hoo hoo’.

        Leftard useless cunts.

        (I do not condone the actions of either side. They are both as bad as each other)

  3. It is best not to have homosexuals (or brownskins) as serious or high ranking politicians. Ordinary voters don’t want it.
    I would cite the current example of Adam Price from Plaid Cymru, Adam took over from the useless nonentity of Leanne Wood. Leanne would had a strong association with Antifa (seriously!).
    Adam Price is a big screaming queer, a pair of old frilly women’s knickers. As if Plaid Cymru, national party of Wales isn’t already a big enough fucking laughing stock without having an arse bandit at the helm. Fair enough taking cock up the chocolate tunnel but ordinary nice voters do not want it. Same applies for brownskins.

    Zarah Sultana MP just insinuated herself into my Facebook timeline again, she has only been an elected politician for 4 months, and only has a majority of 0.9% so a strong Conservative could piss on her head next time.

    She is a pretty cute woman. If I lived in the constituency of a Labour Coloured Woman with fucking bizarre anti-British views I would seriously want to relocate.

    Politicians with anti-British views should be permanently struck off as a matter of routine course.

    I thanks you!!!!

    Facebook does not suit me, I cannot express myself freely, just been banned again for another 30 days!! CUNTS

  4. Is it my imagination or has Kweer’s quiff been tamed during the weeks to the run up of the La-bore leadership contest? In the (older) picture above, it is bountiful and swept – like a 1976 Bryan Ferry-esque, lovingly spayed with Ellnet, teased and flicked lock of red-carpet glamour.

    Compare that to now – the quiff is merely a brushed over shadow of its former self. Is the full-on quiff too much for the consumption of the Islington sandal-wearing yoga bunnies or the straight talking workers, north of Watford Gap, blue-collar types that Kweer is seeking to entice back to the loving fold of the rejuvenated Labour party?

    I think we should be told. Bring back the quiff I say. Kweer is going to need all the hair bounce he can muster to out-thatch Boris’ uncombed ‘mad professor’ look when the cabinet and shadow cabinet return to PMQs.

    • Your right Paul.
      Labour spin doctors have had a word.
      Any chance of running the country you cant look like your in the Stray Cats.
      De-quiffed him, and he cant wear beetle crushers at the Labour party conference.
      Kier replied “okeydoke doggy daddio, cool it pops.”

    • Shitstabber’s Bryan Ferry /Reg Varney hairdo has oft been mentioned here on ISAC. This has clearly not gone unnoticed by Labour’s PR dept.

      Still looks like Reg Varney’s idiot bastard son with zero sense of humour.

  5. It’s going to be like Rentaghost.

    Keir Claypole Starmer, Victorian Man Milliband, Hazel McNandy (Hay-thel), Lammy as Mr. Meacher the idiot racist neighbour, and Russel-Moyle scrapping with Jess Butch-Phillips about who’s playing where in the panto horse.

    Exactly the same but without the hilarity, fun, or organisation.

    • Ironically, the actor who played Timothy Claypole died because he apparently liked a bit of clay around his pole!

      • Camp speech-maker, hysterical chuckle, champion roller-skater, and lover of the clay around his exit-pole.

        But enough about Starmer.

    • ” Russel-Moyle scrapping with Jess Butch-Phillips about whoโ€™s playing where in the panto horse.”

      No question there, CS – Butch Phillips will bring up the rear. Russell-Moyle will then drool as he gets her extra large strap-on up his back passage. She dominates, he squeems. That’s the way they like it.

      • Incidentally Mr.Boggs, I’m not CS.

        Blibber blibber…private school reference… Mention of church organs…crowbar in allusions to a European country (preferably West)….kiss a cunter’s arse…insult another….include unnecessary italics… finish with some token Latin… sane, paululum linguae latinae dico…disappear for a month ….ad infinitum.

      • You are CS and I claim my fourth ยฃ5.

        PS: whatever you do, don’t give it to Miserable to look after.

      • I can give you the ยฃ5 Ruffers if you have change of a 100 Norwegian Kroner note.

        Bertie Ipsa Italics est (bold, century school book natch) – I left all my UK Sterling at my girlfriend’s penthouse flat in Hampstead.

        credo quia absurdum est

    • That’s perverted WS, never thought I would say it but I’m going to go and knock one out, over nicola sturgeon.

      • Hi Ron,
        Do you recall when everyone found out that the Krankies were swingers?
        Imagine drawing the (very) short straw and getting Jeanette Krankie!
        Beyond revolting.
        There was once a letter in Viz:
        “I fancy the little one out of the Krankies. Does this make me gay, straight or a pรฅฤ—dรถphile”?!

      • It’s just occurred to me that Ian Krankie almost shagged his repulsive midget wife whilst she was dressed up in her “Wee Jimmie” costume, the dairty fecker…
        Apologies to anyone eating their dinner…

  7. Labour front bench: As useful as a cinema ticket for this weekend.
    Especially that ginger faggoty little poof. So you have HIV? So fucking what? No one cares. Take your pills and stop getting arse fucked.

    Twat.

  8. Starmers a truly gormless charmless turd , his shadow cabinet appointments have given the Conservative party a huge boost..
    Lammy , Phillips , lady large arse, Nandy and the frothy marbles in mouth rayner have absolutely no Broad spectrum voter appeal , the vast majority of the electorate find this motley crew truly repugnant!!
    Unless bojo does something crazy like declaring war on China or staying in the EU Iโ€™m seeing him returned in next GE, I know itโ€™s early days but canโ€™t see starmer seriously challenging………….

  9. Am I correct when I say there is not one brexiteer in this shadowy cabinet – so shadowy that you can’t see it in broad daylight – what a load of fucking shit we have here as the main opposition party – unelectable now and unelectable for the next 20 years – fucking cunts the lot of them

    • Not surprised. There wasn’t a single Brexiteer in Corbyn’s cabinet either.

      In fact I don’t think there’s a single Brexiteer in the entire Parliamentary Labour Party now.

      • ๐ŸŒŸ
        IAC Gameshow time. Here’s your quiz question: Over four years AFTER the referendum, which of these new Shadow Cabinet stars is a Remainer? Is it:

        Naz Shah
        Rayner
        Nandy
        Lammy
        Thinberry
        Dodds
        Miliband
        Healey
        Ashworth
        Thomas-Symonds
        Wrong-Daily
        ….or Starmer the Farmer himself.

        Here’s a clue: It’s a bit of a Zombie shadow cabinet, if EU know what I mean.
        ๐ŸŒŸ

  10. The slug haired Starmer has just surrounded himself with a bunch of unelectables.

    They haven’t learned anything from their defeatus maximus and that is a good thing. Let them keep siding with the EU, identity wank, tranny rights etc and hopefully they will stay on the opposition benches gathering dust.

  11. Neil Kinnock looked like an improvement on Michael Foot and he was, still way to far away from electable with his shadow cabinet of muppets and windbag monotonous style.

    Now Keir Starmer, the closest thing to a polished acceptable face of labour is destined to rule in opposition, people may find him electable but the shadow cabinet is to the electorate what dog shit is to a salad.

    The far left will be undermining him for day one with agitator in chief Jezza and his henchman McDonnell returning to their roll in fucking up their own party.

    Happy days

    • Hes going to try to steer a bit centre left, an the corbynites wont have it!
      Gonna kick off!๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ˜ญ

    • With the exception of Commie Corbyn’s tenure at the top, the Far/Hard Left have always sought to undermine the leadership of the Labour Party.

      So it’s back to business as usual for those losers.

      If they had the slightest integrity, Corbyn and McDonnell & Co would fuck off and join the Communist Party or the Socialist Wankers Party where they belong. But they haven’t, so they won’t.

      • Same old scene, a song for Europe!
        And in every dream home a heartache.
        But the main thing
        is the Manifesto.
        ๐Ÿ˜

      • Nandy could be the inflatable doll. Her skin is like vinyl – the perfect companion.

      • Love it Ruff.
        They were truly a innovative band.
        My mates mum ran the uk fan clubs for Roxy Music and Kate Bush,
        In their living room was a huge mirror saying ‘Roxy music’ (promo thing?)
        Thought it was dead glamorous!!
        โ˜บ

      • Didn’t mind Roxy Music, but I always thought Ferry sounded like the singing Char Wallah from It Ain’t Half Hot Mum.

  12. wasn’t Bliar’s dad a tory? – Starmer’s dad has failed completely and should have done away with him at birth – what a greasepole

  13. You could replace that bunch of clowns with Somalis right out the Channel dinghy welcome service and get better sense.
    The fucking shitty cunts.
    ยฃ10,000 for a spot of home working anyone?
    Vermin.

  14. A whoโ€™s who of Blacks, Asians and champagne socialists.

    Fuck the lot of em

  15. It’s not widely known that when national treasure Cilla Black died it caused panic on the streets of Tokyo and put the Japanese military on high alert after reports that ‘our Cilla’ had passed to heaven and become ‘God’s Cilla’….

  16. The good news is this bunch of fairies wonโ€™t ever be running the Country as a Government ๐Ÿ‘
    Starmer millionaire ex Crown Prosecution Service Boss Allegedly looked the other way when it came to prosecuting Savile Bent as a nine Bob note Stephen Kinnock super wanker a proper no it all just like his Dad Neil hopefully these bunch of tossers will be out of office for at least 15 years ๐Ÿ‘

    • Know what his middle name is?
      …Rodney.๐Ÿ˜
      What a plonker.
      Hes also describes himself as ‘soft left’.
      Hello sailor!โœ‹

  17. Always has rosy red cheeks like a royal gala pippin.

    Hoo-ee, what a cunt.

  20. Remember Satan Blair’s puke inducing use of D:Ream’s ‘Things Can Only Get Better’?
    Well, maybe Stammer and his mob can adopt the theme tune of a classic 80s action series.
    Wth a spoken word intro that goes like this…

    ‘Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as career politicians of fortune. If you are foreign, if you are peaceful, if you are a remainer, if you are a trannie and you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire… the Gay Team.”

      • They’d rather go for some camp hit from the 80s:

        Eurythmics – Thorn(berry) in My Size
        Queen – You’re My Best Friend who died in Grenfell
        The Weather Girls – It’s Rayner Men

  22. Imagine Lammy as chancellor?

    His budget speech would be something else.

    “It is time for this racist, colonial nation to pay reparations to non whites. Therefore, all bank accounts and property owned by white (spits on floor) people will be seized and given to non whites in the UK. Furthermore, the entire government budget for this year will be spent on reparations. 100 grand to each non white person. Now where are the Jaffa Cakes, you racists?”

  23. It’s hardly surprising the party is stuffed to the rafters with the deviant, debauched and dissolute, given it’s the UK mirror of the DEMONRATS.

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