Hulk Hogan is a cunt, isn’t he.

“Whatcha gonna do when Hulkmania runs wild on you? ⚡ ”

“Hulk” Hogan has suggested that we don’t need a vaccine for the Chinese Flu, we only need prayer. In a bizarre rant he stated “God said, ‘you want to worship athletes, I will shut down the stadiums. You want to worship musicians, I will shut down Civic Centers (sic). You want to worship actors, I will shut down theaters (sic). You want to worship money, I will shut down the economy and collapse the stock market. You don’t want to go to church and worship Me, I will make it where you can’t go to church.”

However, the yellow-moustachioed mullet fuckwit didn’t proffer any thoughts on why God has so far ignored all the prayers being zoomed to him daily. Psh.
Is it some kind of revenge? Like in Noah’s day? God so loved the world he sent a giant flood to kill everything.

Actors, Athletes, Money: I bet Hogan thanks God he made all his wonga doing his daft theatrics before his Deity decided to smite those professions.

Everyone knows Wrestling is a histrionic performance for children or slow, simple people. The performers pump themselves full of cortisol and steroids and squeeze into spandex costumes so garish 80s poodle-rock bands would dismiss them. Its camp; it’s rehearsed; it’s pantomime for nerds.

“Whatcha gonna do when Chînk Flu runs wild on you? ⚡ ”

Hogan: part-Widow Twankey, part-Gym monkey, part-leering idiot. Now part-cunt.

Nominated by Captain Magnanimous