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Hulk Hogan is a cunt, isn’t he.

“Whatcha gonna do when Hulkmania runs wild on you? ⚡ ”

“Hulk” Hogan has suggested that we don’t need a vaccine for the Chinese Flu, we only need prayer. In a bizarre rant he stated “God said, ‘you want to worship athletes, I will shut down the stadiums. You want to worship musicians, I will shut down Civic Centers (sic). You want to worship actors, I will shut down theaters (sic). You want to worship money, I will shut down the economy and collapse the stock market. You don’t want to go to church and worship Me, I will make it where you can’t go to church.”

However, the yellow-moustachioed mullet fuckwit didn’t proffer any thoughts on why God has so far ignored all the prayers being zoomed to him daily. Psh.
Is it some kind of revenge? Like in Noah’s day? God so loved the world he sent a giant flood to kill everything.

Actors, Athletes, Money: I bet Hogan thanks God he made all his wonga doing his daft theatrics before his Deity decided to smite those professions.

Everyone knows Wrestling is a histrionic performance for children or slow, simple people. The performers pump themselves full of cortisol and steroids and squeeze into spandex costumes so garish 80s poodle-rock bands would dismiss them. Its camp; it’s rehearsed; it’s pantomime for nerds.

“Whatcha gonna do when Chînk Flu runs wild on you? ⚡ ”

Hogan: part-Widow Twankey, part-Gym monkey, part-leering idiot. Now part-cunt.

Nominated by Captain Magnanimous

113 thoughts on “Hulk Hogan”

  1. Hulk Hogan was great when I watched WWF back in the day, Andre the Giant, Randy Macho Man Savage, Brutus the Barber Beefcake. Those were the days…what the fuck did we have? Big Daddy and Giant Haystacks… Go fuck yourselves. 😁

    • I honestly thought The Hulkster had been dead for years.
      Good to see you are still with us B&W, was fearing the worst…

      • Fear not Baron Bastard, God has blessed me and I will be around as long as God wills it.
        Hopefully after all this has passed my fellow British will find God again after roaming through life having lost their morals and direction.
        Maybe in time to stop the peaceful takeover.
        It’s like the Crusades…God wills it.

      • That might be B&WC, however when the day comes I doubt that you will be residing Chez God.

      • I was aaaaht and abaaaaaht Mecha-rigsby. Don’t tell the old bill though.
        😁

    • Ha ha yea.. the undertaker was my favourite. What a twat, but hey, when you’re young…..

    • Remember this?

      https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x10qoeq

      I was 10 and I loved it…. luckily my balls dropped a year later and I was more into Porno mags than this homo erotic site but …. what the hell…. everybody to the man SLAM its a SLAM JAM oooo oooo oooo ooh ooh oooohhhh 😂😂

      • Fucking hell, I had forgotten about that one! I was about 18 when this song was released, to be honest, I thought it was shite then. But hearing it in 2020 for the first time in almost 28 years,I’m thinking “YES! I was right! It IS shite”.
        I’m just about old enough to remember the likes of Big Daddy, Giant Haystacks, Mick McManus etc from the late 70’s, and I loved watching them! I’ve never got into the whole septic tank nancy boy pantomime wrestling. And I ALWAYS thought Hulk Hogan was a cunt.

      • I was a right twat when I was a kid…… still am, just slightly more refined.

  2. May God bless you all and for those who fall to Coronavirus…it is God’s will.
    In the Creator I trust.

    • 🎶 It’s Nature’s way of telling you something’s wrong 🎶

      (Randy California and Spirit, 1970)

      • Randy California ?
        Wasn’t he a Hollywood Porn Star with a kidney wiper arguably as big as John Holmes. I heard they once crossed swords.💪💪💪

        Afternoon Tuff Tuff

  3. Never heard of the cunt, but all I know about wrestling is/was “World of Sport” some 30 odd years ago with Kent Walton commentating, and icons like Les Kellet, Big Daddy, Giant Haystacks, Kendo Nagawhatsit, and Mick McManus giving it large in the ring!

    • To be honest I always hated the wrestling on ITV’s Saturday afternoon World of Sport, presented by Dickie Davis.

      Sweaty, hairy blokes grappling with each other. Never saw the appeal.

      Miss Grandstand and the ability to watch a variety of sports on a Saturday afternoon. And the midweek Sportsnight with Harry Carpenter.

      And the Big Match with Brian Moore.

      Happy days.

      • Happy days indeed, Willie.

        Saturday mornings…Swap Shop or whatever.
        Saturday lunchtime…..Football Focus on BBC, then switch over to ITV for On The Ball with Brian Moore or Saint & Greavsie.
        Nothing for a couple of hours (like I’d bother with wrestling or fucking horse racing). Maybe a kick about down the rec with my mates or listen to the football on the radio.
        Then around tea time, back to BBC1 for Final Score and the old videprinter.
        Nothing for a few hours (maybe a Dr Who, a Generation Game, a 3-2-1 with Ted Rogers or some other shite).
        Then MOTD with Jimmy Hill or Harry Carpenter or Tony Gubba, etc….back when it was good.

        Saturdays and a young teenager. Happy Days.

      • Swap Shop? You Nancy , Tiswas was on at the same time so why would anyone prefer Noel Edmonds to Sally James unless they were an uphill gardener?

      • Cannot believe Sally will be 70 next month Guzzi.

        Fuck me, where has the time gone.

      • Willie ,are you au fait with Sandy Denny singing ‘ Who knows where the time goes?’ ?
        The next time I get to the end of it with dry eyes will be the first.

      • I am Guzzi.
        Sometimes listen to ‘meet on the ledge’ when driving.
        Apparently Sandy Denny used to get so pissed shed fall all the time, off barstools, stairs etc.

      • Now now be nice. I did say “or whatever”. I couldn’t remember the name of the show which came after Swap Shop. Mike Reid hosted I think. Sally James was fit, but the BBC had Sarah Green. She was more my type.

        Tiswas was a bit too madcap for me. I think I remember being confused as to what was going on. Lots of shouting, mayhem and custard pie throwing. Sally James always seemed to be covered in something wet and sticky. Something I’m sure she was used too off camera as well.

        What was that wank on Channel 4 or maybe ITV with Sandy ‘lezzie midget’ Totsvig? Number 73 wasn’t it? That was shite.

      • No argument from me Ruff.
        Think Sandy had a sad ending, cant remember how though, but what a voice.

      • Sandy died of a stroke Miserable, aged 31. She was five years older than me, which would have made her 72 now. Even older and more wretched than Blunty!

      • Ooops. My post above should have said, “Saturdays as a young teenager” not “Saturdays and a young teenager.”

        That said, now I’m in my mid 50s, “Saturdays and a young teenager” could have an entirely different meaning.There’s a Jimmy Savile joke in there somewhere.

      • My mates and I always used to fancy Jenny Hanley on Magpie. Never a Blue Peter watcher.

      • Hi Flexi –
        We got our Mike Reid/Read mixed up.

        Mike Reid (comedian) did Runaround. I quite liked that as a kid.

        Mike Read (DJ) did that Saturday morning kids show. It was called Saturday Superstore. I had to look that up.

        I feel better now. Cheers – IY.

    • Sandy Denny had the voice of an angel but plenty of earthly faults. There is no way I will remember her but for her voice.

  5. Cunt though he is I’ll always be eternally grateful to him for suing Gawker out of existence.

  6. Talk Sport keep posting about WWE. I know there ain’t any sport on but fuck me you might as well report on the fucking circus…as for this cunt he is a fucking clown….get on your eunuch cycle (I know and I’m sorry) CUNT!

  7. Hulk knows what he’s on about, remember he’s a founder of The New World Order!

  8. When I was younger I didn’t know wrestling was choreographed but it didn’t matter because I thought it was shit anyway. Nothing’s changed.

    • Yeah there was!
      Check out Adrian Street,
      Welsh bloke, cant do links but theres a great picture of him down the pit in full drag embarrassing his dad and a load of miners!😁

    • His stage name being a portmanteau of Randy West and Herschel Savage, two now retired hardcore porn actors.

      And not many people know that…

      Probably.

    • If macho man randy savage was a better actor, he migh have been diagnosed as clinically insane…..
      Fuckin hilarious, but fucking nuts… 😃👍
      What a guy….

  10. With Hogan taking up the reigns of human-God intercessions, perhaps I’ll contact my local Theologian if I need tips on how to do a Clothesline to the Outside, Backbody Drop, or a Big Boot.

    • Only need to glance at him to know hes a yank.
      Hes got a weird relationship with his daughter(stepdaughter?)
      Bit to close if you know what I mean.
      Never watched american wrestling but as a kid in the 70s used to go to Belle Vue and watch it, met Big Daddy ‘sock it to em!’
      And saw loads of the then household names.
      Those were ordinary blokes who would work in a factory, building site then drive to a venue and wrestle for extra money, I respect that.
      Check out Andre the Giant 7ft 4in , could down 100 beers a night, like something Ray Harryhausen created.

      • Mind I’m not complaining about the wrestling, it takes skill to do those stunts, and it’s all just a huge pisstake anyway. Everyone involved whether performing or watching is laughing at each other and themselves. Actually its quite subversive.

  11. Who needs Hulk Hogan when you can have Ebony Ayes in “Black Woman vs Nazi” or “Ebony Ayes vs Delta Force Queens. Nude Night.” Now that´s what I call wrestling!

  12. Another great cunting by the Captn!

    Hulk Hogan? More like Bulk Hogan. Even during his younger years, Hogan appeared to be continuously holding his breath in to give the impression he wasn’t the fat-bellied, porn-star moustachioed cunt we all knew he was.

    With his skullet hairstyle, he resembled the bastard, congenitally deficient, constipated twin brother of Terry Nutkins.

    Like a dinosaur and despite his massive frame, Hogan deftly demonstrates his brain is about the size of a fucking walnut. Cunt.

  13. Admin. Was it the use of Surname of Adolf? Should I have called him Mr Surname of Adolf?…..

      • Now I’m totally confused. What female wrestler? Surname of Adolf? Comments on this site are getting more bizarrely unpredictable by the hour.

        Come back CS, all is forgiven.

      • “Ebony Eyes?
        Contentious candor that augments a particular position by assertive claims and undermining of the opposing position can be described as Polemic (Cambs Dic). Polemics are mostly seen in arguments about controversial topics and somebody who regularly writes, speaks or texts his cousin polemically, could be called a polemicist. Now, Mr Adolf, was he all that bad. Perhaps a victim of circumstance as, Ebony Eyes was for the alternative angle ….I know who I would have rather gone to tea with…..may I get e refund for my ticket?”…..comment was furloughed

  14. I vaguely remember this clown from the 1990s but had no idea he was a nutter or a Devil-dodger. How rum. “We don’t need a vaccine, we only need prayer” ? Is this a grown man saying this? Whether or not he wears a 70s Lycra jumpsuit or not, only a halfwit would spout this nonsense. Hogan then quotes God “I will shut down the stadiums….” so Hogan must have a hotline to Heaven.

    A bizarre, barmy and marvellous cunting.

    • The Texas State Governor Greg ‘clinically insane’ Abbott has suggested prayer is needed to help us get through these troubled times. FFS! I find it insulting that someone in high office would suggest talking to an imaginary being in the hopes it would change the outcome for the better. Absolute fuckwit.

      • I thought you were talking about the OTHER clinically insane Abbot then, IY.

        Johnny wonders who would win in a wrestling bout between Hulk Hogan and Diane `Bone-Cruncher’ Abbot?

      • Come on now Johnny, she would crush Hogan like an overripe grape. There might be a few audience casualties seeing the Flabbot in latex though.

  16. I too honestly thought he was dead.

    As for the god thing. Jeez….praying to your imaginary friend asking that the Chinese plague be expelled from our lives is a bit like asking a criminal to return to the scene of the crime to make amends.

    Dare we stray into which god did this? There’s loads of them to choose from and some of them have form for this kind of thing. That’s right, I’m looking at you Old Testament Christian god.

    • ‘imaginary friend ‘

      Two people in final stage of Covid. One an Atheist, the other a Believer. Remember no relatives, no friends allowed at the bedside. So the Atheist has no-one to turn to. He is completely alone. The Believer has his imaginary friend. I mean he has someone even if he is imaginary.

      • Jeez… it’s some (imaginary) friend who would choose to inflict a deadly virus on you like that. Imaginary cunt more like.

        As Clive reflected re cancer:

        “Fucking good of God to give us this great gift of fucking cancer, that’s very kind. I wouldn’t have thought of that if I’d been creating the universe, would you? Bung in cancer? No, I’d have left that out.”

    • Now come on IY, The Mormons is the one true religion.

      All others including agnostics and atheists will roast for eternity or the end of time, whichever comes last.

  17. That wrestling looks all a tad…..festive….to me.

    Oiled-up, semi-naked, steroid enhanced muscle men, grabbing hold of and laying on top of other oiled-up, semi-naked, steroid enhanced muscle men? Gay porn being broadcast on prime time TV.

    Fuck off.

    • As a kid, it was proper family entertainment, remember my grandad would go fuckin bananas!
      Trying to twat the heal ( bad guy) with his walking stick.
      I miss it, nothing like all generations united by violence & bloodlust.
      And liked the fact the british ones would have beer bellies, not some bodybuilder qüëër in fake tan.

      • Morning MNC…. to each their own and I’m glad you have fond memories of the wrestling.

        Sorry, I just can’t get onboard with it all; the good vs bad characters, the wrestling itself (one guy will be half dead then make a miraculous recovery?), the running storylines an amateur soap opera writer would be embarrassed of. Not for me I’m afraid.

      • Nor me neither Kiwi.
        But as a 8yr old kid out with all his family I loved it.
        A family day out back then was special, Manchester had a Zoo, fairground, concert hall, greyhound track, speedway, wrestling etc.
        Mostly all gone now.
        Progress👎
        But remember the wrestling fondly, know its bollocks, but seeing my old grandad up for fighting melted my heart.
        Last time hed fought hed of been killing nazis.

    • They look like cold rubber, so I can’t imagine that they’d appeal much to each other, they certainly don’t appeal to me.
      I’ve not been giving this a lot of thought mind.

  18. I always thought wrestling was very homosexual, all those tanned bodies wearing shorts grabbing each other, and the Hulk Hogan looks like a village People reject for looking too gay, I dread to think what sort of banditry goes on in the showers afterwards

    • Like one-to-one rugby on a smaller, roped pitch but with the same reach-around shower action and brown love, post game.

  19. Fuck off, you hammy acting ridiculous looking cunt. It always made me laugh, seeing clips of grown men losing their shit in the audience of these wrestling things, as I thought anyone capable of growing pubic hair would have grown out of the drivel. But it probably doesn’t get more homo erotic than two steroid afflicted cunts in Lycra rolling all over each other, throwing the odd fake punch.
    It’s worrying how many Americans believe that shit, not wrestling, religion. I read an article on finding a cure for chinkyflu, and the comments were full of shit like this…..
    ‘With gods help, we will find a cure for this terrible disease’
    Only with the power of prayer will we beat this curse’
    ‘Faith in Allah will free us all from this plague’

    Surely if the gods make all life on earth, they made this virus. And made humans susceptible to it, along with cancer, MS, and a host of other nasty shit that brings life to an early close. Nice deity, especially when he gives it to kids.

    • And then the silly cunts say “take care”. Seriously?

      In my cuntry 50 people, or 1 per 500,000, has died WITH Fuckwit19, their mean age was 92 years, and they were terminally ill with an average of 3.2 other conditions like brain cancer or leukaemia.

      FFSFFSFFSFSFFSFFSFFSFFSFFS0

  20. I saw a bloke get hit round the head with a chair. He didn’t jump up, grab a microphone, climb on the ropes and start talking to the crowd.
    He was put on a stretcher, and carried out the pub into an ambulance….

    • Wonder what Hulk Hogans barber thinks?
      A canary yellow handlebar mustache and a custard yellow mullet cant be many asking for that?
      Its not something you can brag about either!
      Have a famous client, and its Hulk Hogan, wonder if he has a picture up in the window so people can pick the style?

  22. GO back to 1982 you CUNT!!
    Seriously who would have thought this fucking oaf would still be spouting in 2020 , he had a small part in rocky 3 and that was further than this titanic cunt should have travelled!!
    Anybody watching WWF or any variation of TV wrestling is either

    A …. a fucking simpleton

    B….. a closet homosexual

    C…. both of the above

  23. Who’s on line ? 69 !

    Been waiting ages to trot out that bit of poetry – eyes glued to the cuntometer down below.

    IsAC’s getting popular – Gawd ‘elp us.

    • Good init? Who knows what the admins have to do behind the scenes to keep our beloved sweary rant site alive. I’ve often thought if it got too popular, it would attract the attention of the wrong sort and its days would be numbered.

      I couldn’t get on the other day. The error message said something about the IP address couldn’t be found. I honestly thought it had been shut down because some snowflake cunt couldn’t handle being called out for something cunty they’d done/said and a writ/cease & desist order had been issued.

      I always have the sense we’re living on borrowed time. Anyone else?

      • Evening IY – I think the volume of internet traffic during lockdown has something to do with the inability to connect to IsAC – Every cunt and his wanking spanner are online and making my already piss-poor connection (250kb FFS) move slower than an advancing glacier

      • Evening Seymour. Yep, you’re probably right about that. 250 kbps? Seriously? Yikes.

      • Hello IY. I foresee a day when we get mentioned in The Commons, probably during a debate about ‘ far wight waycism’.
        Shortly after, police squads will carry out raids, based on GCHQ intelligence, and we’ll all get nicked, except Dirty Dick Fiddler, who will have turned Queens ( ! ) evidence, and ratted us all out.
        I can just imagine it, he probably has a lisp, like most grasses, ” Yeth offither, he’th one ……. and him ‘.
        After being up before The Beak, and facing a totally unbiased jury of Dark Keys, we’ll be thrown into a former Nightingale Hospital, renamed ISACLUFT 1, where they will attempt to reprogramme us, Clockwork Orange style.
        All except B+WC, who will be released on appeal, as he will have been deemed to have known naaafink abaaaht it.
        Top bunk’s mine.
        Get To Fuck.

      • Evening Jack, with the fuckin gramma nazis on here the case will last 3years.
        Ive 2 cunning plans to get a small select few of us out!
        1) jpin the prison rodeo where we can escape
        2)put up a poster of iconic crumpet cleverly concealing the tunnel weve dug.
        Of course this will only work if the authorities havent watched the films ive recently watched.

      • I’ve a cunning and original plan. How about three tunnels called Tom, Dick and Harry ?
        Evening MNC.

      • Hey Jack –
        I’m glad you haven’t spent time thinking this through and figuring out exactly what will happen to us all. 😀

        I’m going to claim diplomatic immunity on the basis ‘I ain’t from raaad ‘ere guvnor’. I’ve already got away with some UK speeding tickets. By the time the summons arrives at my parents house, I’ve already fucked off back to the US. Hahaha.

      • They’ll swap you for an autistic British hacker.
        I’ll sort some snout out for you.
        Welcome back.

      • As long as I can have a cell like Grouty, I’ll be OK. Thanks for the welcome, Jack.

  24. What an unfortunate picture of Hulk Hogan. Looks like the other person is nibbling something out of his budgie smugglers.

    Too orange for me.

  25. Americans have always taken a sport then ruined it with size and commercialism. cricket into Baseball, rugby or football into that pads’n’helmets bollocks, and a fairly ancient Olympic sport into this theatre. Now some has-been blurting out about God. What next, a Monster Truck driver preaching about the EU? Fuck off.

    Does anybody watch the Comedy Roasts in America? Last time I saw Hulk Hogan he was on the Comedy Roast of David Hasselhoff. I remembered he was all dressed up with an enormous feather boa. He thought he was the bollocks but really he just looked like Bird Bird from Sesame Street.

    Hoo-eee, what a flakey cunt.

  26. Years ago, I was about 16/17, me and some mates went to see wrestling at Romford Odeon. (probably a mosque now) Top of the bill was Jackie Pallo who was the pantomime villain, the cunt everybody hates.
    Being cunts we decided to support Jackie for a laugh. So we were cheering him on, chanting his name and all that shit. Jackie couldn’t believe it, blowing kisses and waving his arms at us, driving us on for more support, clenched fists and all that bollocks.
    The trouble is all the old Doris’s wanted to kill us, waving their brollies at us and using language that would shame a docker. The security had to keep them in their seats to stop them getting at us. It was worse than an away day at Millwall and quite an eye opener.
    Jackie won by the way.

  27. Huk hogan was in the a team..

    https://youtu.be/4m7uRdfj1Hg

    As I’m furloughed AGAIN, I might dig out my old a team dvds…. I funking love the a team (though I haven’t seen it in years) …..
    I’m sure it’ll still be good …. crazy fools. 😂😂

    • There’s an interview on YouTube with Dirk “Faceman” Benedict where he describes how Liberals and progressives hated the show because of the cars, guns, cigars, girls, explosions etc.
      Benedict and Dwight “Murdoch” Shultz are both Tango Man supporters and Mr T is too religious to be a commie…😆😆😆

      • The A-Team. Four million rounds fired and no enemies hit (but like the real US Army). Remember when they had fucking Boy George in it mincing about. What a pile of utter, utter wank that programme was. They always ended up locked in a garage that conveniently had all the spare parts in it to build a Sherman tank.

      • That was the beauty of it…. hilarious….
        They even got footage from a movie of a huge helicopter crash and then they got out and asked each other it they were OK 😂😂
        A team is 80s classic shit….
        Mad dog muroch is the best…. face man is good too… and BA! ….. classic 80s CRAZY FOOL

  28. Hulk Hogan and Dog the bounty hunter are quite similar.
    Stylish, blonde nice tan bit religious, both good role models.

    • Only my wrestling rabid mongoose religion will keep you safe in these trying times – I have wanted to set it up for a number of Years but I can now do so after a big money deal involving a genuine pair of Rupert the Bear socks – winner! 👍
      In other news I bought a nail brush.

  29. Only complete retards watch this shit and believe it’s real. Some of these idiots pay £20 or £30 for the pay per view events. I’ve heard grown adults arguing about who’ll win ‘Wrestelmania’ or whatever. I’ll tell you who’ll win. Whoever the fuck wins in the script. What the fuck is wrong with these people?

  30. I dunno who this guy is but I looked him up and he’s about as hetero as Elton John.

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