Despicables
As we all know, there are plenty of oddballs out and about at the best of times. For instance there are the eccentrics; those who collect in-flight sick bags or navel hair (yes, really), or those who tattoo vehicles or delight in rolling mud into balls (yes, really). As I say, eccentric, and essentially harmless. Then there are those unfortunates, most of whom have mental health issues, who wander about muttering to themselves and swatting away imaginary flies, or stand in the middle of the road raging at the traffic. Sad and lonely individuals, but again, harmless for the most part.
Then there’s a whole other category of strange and sinister people, who seem to come crawling out from under their stones at times like these, seemingly intent on adding to anxiety and panic. I’ve taken to referring to these loathsome cunts as ‘the Despicables’.
There are a lot of these dregs about, and not just in our own fair land. Such as George Falcone, a New Jersey man charged with a terroristic act after intentionally coughing on a supermarket employee and telling her that he had Coronavirus. Or the two lunatics who drank from bottles in a Singapore supermarket, then boasted online about ‘passing on the Wuhan flu’.
Needless to say we don’t have to look very far afield to find examples of such disgusting behaviour; there’s plenty of it on our own doorsteps. Take the case of a certain Benjamin Evans from Wales, a drug dealer who pleaded guilty to pushing cocaine while wearing a high-visability jacket and pretending to be an emergency services worker to beat the lock-down. What about the delightful Miz. Joel Martinique Hall (again from the Land of Song), arrested and charged with 11 offences, including biting and spitting at an emergency services worker and yelling that she had Coronavrus? Then there’s absolute charmer Bevan Burke, who spat at a man in a Brum post office after an altercation, shouting ‘I’ve got Coronavirus and now you’ve got it’. The 22-year-old thug was later arrested, and began coughing and blowing on officers, shouting ‘I’ve got the virus and now you have. I hope you and your families die’. How about… well the list just goes on. Turn on the news and the stories roll in about these revolting nutters.
What is it with these shitweasels? Is there something in the water, is the warmer weather bringing them out, or what? That they’re anti-social and sociopathic goes without saying, but I’d say there’s more to it than that. These are vicious, malignant low-lifes who see our current situation as an opportunity to be exploited for criminal gain, or who have fastened on to the idea of using Coronavirus as a weapon to frighten and intimidate others. In my view this is nothing less than downright evil at work.
The world’s a dangerous enough place right now without these worthless cretins adding to the misery. Most likely those caught will end up in the slammer, but whatever time they serve, it won’t be enough. If it was left to me, the cunts would end up as fish food. Despicables, one and all.
Nominated by Ron Knee
Hope you don’t mind Ron, but I’d like to include this guy:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.euroweeklynews.com/2020/04/06/watch-royal-mail-postman-caught-wiping-saliva-all-over-pensioners-door-handle/amp/
He was put forward as a nomination which was little more than a one liner, but fits very well into your ‘despicables’ category.
Regards,
Admin
You’re very welcome Admin!
I think Postman Prat more than justifies inclusion with the ‘Despicables’. For the life of me, I just can’t contemplate what’s going on inside the heads of these morons.
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I thought ‘Despicables’ were Trump supporters?
Another monstrously marvellous cunting Mr Knee! š
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Nah, they’re ‘deplorables’, as in Hillary’s ‘basket of deplorables’, the bitter old cow.
Thanks, and good afternoon Ruffers.
Indeed, good afternoon cunters everywhere.
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Afternoon Ron – I stand corrected. Was beginning to get a bit concerned there for a minute…
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The postman is a peaceful! No surprises there.
This was his contribution to terrorism.
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.euroweeklynews.com/2020/04/06/watch-royal-mail-postman-caught-wiping-saliva-all-over-pensioners-door-handle/amp/
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Or maybe he was just the āspitting imageā of Allah?
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Lol!
This would probably be classed as ‘domestic terrorism’ in the States tho!
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20 + cunts fighting in the street with sticks and bottles in Luton on Sunday afternoon. Coppers called, no arrests made. They were described as āreckless menā. Anyone whoās seen the video can see they are peacefuls. Not mentioned in any reports though. That would be raaay-sist.
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Mostly East Europeans fighting in the streets down our way. Their nationalities rarely mentioned in the press. That would be xenophobic.
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Usually described in the papers as men from Ipswich Ruff Tuff. Obviously no names as this would give the game away as to their true origins
Last mass brawl here was in November which involved around 20 individuals fighting in the street. Lots of police cars and an area of Ipswich closed for several hours. Two Romanian families decided to settle the dispute the Romanian way, namely with clubs and lumps of wood. Even a heavily pregnant woman was not spared.
Still trying to find out the nationality of the three culprits who murdered a middle aged Ipswich man by kicking him to death only a few weeks ago at an area known by the police notorious for Romanian muggings. Unfortunately as the scum were all under 16 years old it is unlikely we will ever be allowed to know the truth.
Never understood why cunt criminals under the age of 16 be named and are allowed the luxury of anonymity.
My sons badminton coaches son was assaulted by a gang of Eastern Europeans in Ipswich town centre a few months back, whilst waiting for a taxi at around midnight after returning from a night out in London. He managed to escape losing only his expensive shoes. Very shaken by the experience and will not go into the town centre any more.
Read today that alarmingly we are to import yet more fucking Eastern Europeans, this time specifically fruit pickers for the summer? Haven’t we got enough fucking unskilled Eastern European labour here already, especially when all their barbers and coffee bars have been shut down? Plus enough British workers who are if working agecand doing fuck all at the moment?
This country is finished.
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Interesting and informative post Willie. Shame it went into moderation, nobbled by the scĆ¼m word again…
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Speaking of our Eastern European friends, I’ve just finished reading about some despicable Polish cunt (driving a Polish reg van) caught trying to smuggle a shipment of cocaine into the UK. The coke was hidden in a consignment of protective face masks, would you believe.
On the blessĆ©d day that I become Supreme Leader, my first act will be to set up a production line to deal with vermin like this. Each piece of filth will be given 24 hrs to contemplate its fate, while the concrete welly its been fitted with sets. Then it’ll be shipped out to the North Sea and uncermoniously thrown overboard.
I expect this to be a 24/7/365 operation.
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That’s a dreadful thing to say RK – concrete is terrible for the environment! šš
Perhaps some chains made of good British Steel – oh, silly me – there is no longer any “British” steel..
I was thinking of starting a riot about something or other, but being English I compromised by opening the window slightly and muttering “well, what a to – do”.
That will teach them!
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Muttering? That’s almost incitement. Expect a visit from plod once they’ve finished harassing people who’ve gone for a walk somewhere remote, and safe.
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Fair do’s. Make it a sack of stones chained to each leg.
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Thou shalt not ādisā the peacefuls
Must have been a taxi turf war š
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They were fighting over the parking spaces outside the local childrens home.
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I heard alot of muzzies are not self contaminating and still having their large get togethers and still going to mosque despite lockdown rules
In France the authorities can’t shut down no go zones they can barely contain these areas Some muzzies in the M.E. are drinking their imams spit and licking statues to show their devotion to god or something… fucking nutcases
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Fucking good hiding.
Prison.
That is all.
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Bloody smell check…
Hanging.
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The rope.
No trial.
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The family of obese fat fucks two doors down were out in their back garden making a racket until the early hours.
I finally flipped and told the wife I was going down there and use some of my judo moves on the fat cunts.
She said, “Look, just calm down. There’s no point throwing a wobbly”….
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Ba dum tishh š
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JR just keeps rolling them out!
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I received an email from Morten Harket saying how much he admires me and asking if I would like to join his organisation which is never wrong.
I think I am being groomed by the AHA right..
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One of these twats coughed in my eldery aunty’s face last week as she went for her daily walk. A elderly West Indian chap did it by a accounts (whom everyone in that neighborhood hates, not because he’s black, but because he’s a cunt).
My uncle, according my mum, went fucking apeshit and grabbed a big hammer when he was told, but my aunty convinced him to call the cops.
Not sure if anything has happened yet but I’m guessing he’ll be visited, but that he’ll deny it. Her word against his. He’ll probably pull out the race card too. Fucking cunt.
My aunty isn’t a BNP nutter or anything,she wouldn’t say boo to a goose.
It seems to be a pattern though. Enrichers (peacefuls mostly it seems) seem to be overrepresented in these incidents of coughing on whitey. Usually with no witness around, of course. It’s almost as if they’re saying, ‘Well, on the off chance I have it, I might as well kill a few honkies if I can.’
Any cunts doing this shit, be they black, white or green with pink dots, should be strung up to the nearest lamppost as a matter of urgency.
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I generally abhor violence but if anybody deliberately coughed on me, or my wife, and told me I now had the virus, they’d better have their DNA on file because that’s all that would be left to identify the cunt. I don’t know if dental records are of any use when the teeth are spread over a 20 yard radius.
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Well if my aunty gets the virus because of this, I wouldn’t be surprised if we saw my uncle on the news.
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Hearing about Mr Benjamin Evans from Wales made me think, why is the government not initiating measures to help drug-addicted prostitutes? No clients equals no money equals no fix. They should be negotiating an amnesty with drug dealers to help out and ordering extra supplies of methadone for nationwide distribution.
And what about deodorant manufacturers? They having a real tough time and any benefit claims from their furloughed employees should be fast-tracked.
Fuck tests and PPE’s, it’s about time this government got its act together.
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Like this mouthy little cunt in Gosport.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-8218001/Ill-cut-Two-boys-seen-threatening-employees-outside-Asda.html
Threatening minimum wage Asda staff with such laughable wigger shite such as: ‘I iz gonna jump on yo’ ead, understand fam’?,
‘I iz gonna slice you up, innit’, while thinking that they are going to be scared of some 15 year old scrawny little cheek weasle on the shiny bicycle that it got from father Christmas.
Lucky for the little cunt that I wasn’t present. It would be having that bike surgically removed from it’s rectum.
The father of the useless wigger scrote was rightly mortified and has refered the matter to plod. Fair enough.
In order to prevent any further outbursts, may I suggest that the parents also approach the NHS and enquire as to whether they can accomodate a 63rd trimester abortion.
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Fuckers who are purposely spreading germs, spitting on doorknobs, elevators, contaminanting food should be castrated locked up and fed dogshit for the remainder of their days, then we will see how funny spreading viruses are fucking sick cunts
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Total cunts, I had one spitting all over the hospital I’m working in at the moment. We got rid of him but I had the urge to stamp on his throat
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As our American cousins put it, you could probably have copped to a plea of justifiable homicide.
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The coke dealer in emergency services gear made me laugh. An ‘A’ for creativity.
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When apprehended, the offender was heard to quote…āI know nuffink abaaaaat it chiefā. Followed by āGo fuck yourselvesā.
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Lol!
I believe he was also heard to ask ‘whur’s ma fackin’ brief?’.
In Polish.
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That picture is enough to make me vomit š¤¢
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I’m surprised that there haven’t been reports of some of these cunts getting a doing over before now. Bit like those ER cunts who got a shoeing for causing disruption a while back.
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If anyone spits at me they will need to be Usain Bolt or immortal.
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An if they spit on me theyll have my mum to deal with!
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Put these cunts in a sack with Chinese rats and drop them off in Kweer Stormers back garden.
Then napalm the whole shitsack.
Fuck off.
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These people surely have been proven to be a risk to the health of the public. Fuck them, they should be sent to the next Ebola outbreak to act as nurses.
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I had a Mills and Boon cough loudly and deliberately in my direction yesterday as I graciously moved two meters away from the fucking cunt on my daily insanity relieving walk. I was so close to doing a Hando from Romper Stomper on the ignorant cunt. Areas where I live are teeming with the cunts, mass gathered. Do the Police do anything? Do they fuck. Had a jobsworth copper actually going to arrest a Dad in Rotherham who was playing with his kid in the front garden of his house. This lockdown is a jobsworth cunts paradise.
By the way as the days drag on, Iām coming to the conclusion that this government havenāt got a fucking clue how to deal with the virus and donāt have an exit strategy. The Donald is close to getting parts of his country back to work. I really hope Boris and his mob are not taking the huge majority they have for granted. Mis handling this shit is a sure fire way to maybe losing the next election. Get a fucking grip and come out with a plan to get the country back to work.
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We are getting the Country back to work – the only problem is the Country in question is Romania.
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Lol nice one!
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Spit,cough at me get hickory combat cane in mouth. That will take your mind off being a useless cunt. I practice the concept of equal opportunities so gender, age ethnicity etc means fuck all to me so stick in mouth is what they will get.
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