Becca Brown

An arty-farty cunting, if you please, for…

Becca Brown, 35, from Portsmouth, who has stockpiled £2,500- (even going £700- into debt) of NHS-appropriate PPE. Not entirely for her own use, and I didn’t hear any mention if numerous sperm-of-satan kids hanging off her undoubtedly unsworthy tits.
“It’s a lot of money, but worth it for the sense of control it gives me.”

But the best ??

“It’s not just for me, it’s for my (roll of drums…)….ART.”

Mary Whitehouse’s cuntflaps !! I just couldn’t bloody believe it.
“I am putting together an exhibition on the coronavirus, and the PPE that the NHS use on a daily basis is my canvas.”
That’s more fucking precious than a Bond Street jeweller’s window.

“It’s not my job to provide the NHS with PPE.”

I sort of agree with the latter; it’s the gvnmnt’s job.
Evidently, however, it is definitely Ms (or is it Mx) Brown’s job to be a complete and utter tit.

And when she carks, let’s nail her corpse up on the outside of the National Portrait Gallery.
Before then, I hope her MP, Penny Mordaunt, turns up wearing a tightly-belted rubber trench coat, and with a metre-long tohiti cane, to whip this piece of shite senseless, while I stand by, ogling.
If any of you want to see some real art, the camera will be there to record the event.

Nominated by HBelindaHubbard

Becca Brown from Portsmouth fancies herself as a bit of an artist. She’s shelled out thousands for PPE as NHS trusts and care homes across the UK battled to secure equipment needed by medics to treat coronavirus patients – all in the name of art. And, of course, in the name of cashing in…

The admin assistant has spent around £200 on surgical masks, £250 on hand sanitiser and hundreds on coveralls and face shields. She also spent £600 on food including UHT milk and canned goods, alongside purchasing dozens of packets of paracetamol, throat sprays and medicine.

Her £2,500 haul, for which she used savings and a credit card, has landed her £700 in debt – despite her selling on some items for five times their original price. Hmmm…

She plans to use some of her extensive ‘PPE kit’ for an art exhibition : ‘I need my PPE kit to protect myself and for my art exhibition and won’t donate it to the NHS,’ she said. ‘I am putting together an exhibition based on the coronavirus and the items the NHS use every day is my canvas. I make absolutely no apology because as an artist I have to stand by my work and my right to buy what I want.’ Apparently she uses face masks, gloves and gowns to create ‘three dimensional paintings.’ Pretentious? Moi?

Brown went on to insist she ‘doesn’t agree’ with allegations she is ‘selfish’ as ‘the fact that the NHS doesn’t have enough is not my fault – that’s the fault of the government.’

Arts for arts sake, but money for God’s sake, eh?

Congratulations, Becca. You’ve won the Dioclese ‘Cunt of the Week’ award. Perhaps you could use it in your art exhibition…

Nominated by Dioclese

75 thoughts on “Becca Brown

  1. Wow.
    What a knobhead.
    If should be forcibly taken from her, art using stuff that at present could save lives?
    Despicable.
    On the Titanic shed of taken all the life jackets to make a sculpture.
    She needs a paving flag dropped on her nut the daft splitarse.

    • MNC: I would assume she would love it to be forcibly taken from her. You know these arty-farty types, suffering for their “art” – she would assume the status of Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn, both with the Twatter mob, and more imortantly, herself.

  2. I have to admit that image of Penny Mordaunt, rubbered up and delivering a vicious whipping to this shitcunt has me rather excited.

  3. These Arty types have no fucking clue about public opinion, their Art is sacred, now that’s all fine in normal times and if the crisis was well and truly over I would have no objection to doing her own thing BUT….

    You fucking demented bitch!! Wasting PPE when people are dying, I hope that no one will allow her to exhibit her ‘Art’ and if it does go on display some right minded citizens take it and throw into a skip, river, sea or anywhere.

    What a prize cunt and deserves to be cunt of the week/month/year! If she is on Twitter I hope she gets trolled and abused.

  4. I am truly staggered by the nerve, sheer fucking stupidity and selfishness of some people in this country.

    If she truly feels that her actions and desire for her 15 minutes of fame will be appreciated or appreciated by anyone other than her inconsiderate self she is clearly more deluded than Corbin thinking he had a chance in the last election.

      • Hi Imitation

        Over there every day when the weather is good, unfortunately last couple of days raining and windy.

        Both red and white potatoes in, red and white onions, carrots, leeks, garlic, beetroot, Broad beans and mooli (Asian radish) in. About 40 raspberry plants there, enormous gooseberry bush, a couple of loganberry bushes and a whole bed of flowering strawberries.

        Still to go in Mang Tout, Sugar Snap Peas, Peas, courgettes, Butternut squash, baby cucumbers, 6 variety of tomatoes, lettuce, rocket, pal Choi, spring onions, aubergine (egg plant to you) plus several others including rhubarb.

        Hopefully some of it will grow!

      • Nice one Willie!
        Your own market garden, saved a few quid in the long term too.
        Grow a few bits myself, nothing like you though!
        If you like rocket salad, its pretty hardy grows like a weed in my back garden.
        Pat yourself on the back mate fair bit of work that!👍

      • Nice one, Willie.

        That is outstanding. Thanks for all those details. Trust me, it’s still aubergine in my world. The Yanks have some gay word for courgettes too. Zucchini I think.

        Haven’t had rhubarb forever. One of my favourite puddings as a kid was mum’s rhubarb crumble warm from the oven with lashings of evaporated milk. Heaven.

        Hope your back’s not sore with all that work, Willie. Enjoy the fruits of your labour. Well done!

      • Not bad, thanks, except for the cunts setting off fireworks EVERY fucking Thursday night and terrifying our animals. Cunts!

      • Hi RTC –
        That is not cool. Sorry to hear that. Some people are such arseholes and beyond inconsiderate. I would have thought the whole whooping it up every Thursday would have got old by now. Seems not.

  5. Talentless is how I’d describe her ‘art’ and I should know…its how I make my living.

    It would y surprise me if she lives in Brighton…

  6. If it’s Portsmouth, then wait for the beatings. I wonder if any paramedics will respond?

  7. This country has always had its share of eccentrics most of whom are amusing and generally harmless. However, this ‘artist’ does not fit into this cosy classification; she is a total loon.

    • David Icke fell into much the same ‘harmless eccentric’ category until he began inciting idiots to burn down 5G masts.

      • I can’t stand David Icke or his ilk, they are invariably always science deniers, pseudosientists and just down right scientifically illiterate. So EM waves can cause viruses……… okay, sounds legit.

      • The problem with Icke and co is that there are way too many cunts who will believe the shit they spout. Even if they think he’s mental for saying the Queen is a lizard, they’ll listen to his other crap because the fucking prick has woven all the other conspiracies into his own madness. I wouldn’t trust the lobster handed cunt to give me the right time if Big Ben was behind him saying the same. Even the peaceful cunts love him because he hates the front wheel skids, as do the majority of the loons. Mongs.

      • Yeah, forgot about his incitement to hate front wheel skids – straight into Terry’s oven with the cunt!

  8. I’m an artist and to show how artistic I am, I’m going to build a giant, veiny, sandstone cock right across the road from a battered women’s shelter. You know……….. to highlight their plight and show solidarity with them.

    • I think that you might require planning permission for this enterprise. It depends upon how big your cock is.

  9. Smart commercial thinking i’m afraid. Corbyn19 is the only story in town so this sort of bollocks is the way to attract media attention. She may be a cunt but no different to all the other sleb cunts and wannabe sleb cunts playing the “please look at me” game.
    Rich cunts buy art so no doubt some of them will pay good money for this shit and hope to make a big profit in the future. The bitch must be thinking…….”If Tracy Emin can do it why can’t I?” And why not indeed?

  10. Becca or Chewbacca? Hard to tell! Artist my arse, self indulgent deluded cunt.

    • Have to admit that I never bothered to look for a photo when I nommed her. Possible transbumder ?

      Takes me back to my 1ry school days…art classes.
      Bring on the poster paints, raffia, copydex, sugar paper. Even at nursery school, I used to screw up my daubs, and chuck them into the old air-raid shelter (along with all the paper hankies full of semolina, tapioca, pink banana custard…). When the place was developed into housing, it created a lot of “archaeological bemusement” for the demolition crew, I believe…

  11. This whole PPE thing is pissing me off, social distancing ditto.
    Looking at the clown hat the woman is painting, I do not think that is PPE, it wont seal round her face and there is no eye protection there either.
    Due to a bit of hysteria going on here I bought the MRS a proper Resperator, fucking anoys me I could pick up an ex army gas mask for half the price but getting the canisters is an arse. so I got an FFP3 full face respirator (the classification of FFP3 I believe is due to an addition of 3m micro pads that fine filter the existing carbon filters) any way.
    I went to the local supermarket, everything is fine, great que system all is good until I got inside, for some reason in the green grocer section the rules do not apply. I had gone in gloved up not masked up because I thought we were all going to play like adults.
    I withdrew to the clothing section and masked up, now I have done some weird shit in my life, shopping with a submachine gun being one of them but the new style call of duty shopping was something else.
    I noticed that many people had many ideas as to what constitutes PPE from snoods, thongs (possibly) fucking clown hats, pollution masks, and dental nurse face coverings.
    They are all bollocks, there is no seal, I also noticed that the more decorative the mask the more cunty the shopper, The only person who I respected was dick barton with his snood who was very good at social distancing or a shop lifter one of the two.
    This whole PPE stuff is bollocks unless you are using the right kit, have a mindset that the world is smeared with dog shit, I left my car I gloved up.
    I did my shop, I changed my gloves and unlocked my car and loaded my shopping, fucked the trolley off ditched my gloves and drove home where guess what, I gloved up and unloaded the car, went in the house washed off with alchol then soap.
    The hole in the system is the shopping that I have brought into my environment.

    • When it comes to supermarkets I don’t bother with masks or gloves. If there’s hand spray at the door I’ll use it just to be seen to use it, then I’ll keep away from people (which is how I prefer it anyway) then when I get home I cover my hands in hand gel & have a wank.

      • I go out, apply social distancing, do what I have to do, don’t touch my face, come home, put the shopping bag down on the kitchen floor, wash my hands thoroughly with soap and water, put the shopping away, wash my hands again, and that’s it.

        Masks and gloves can get fucked. I’ve had a pretty good life… only got myself to blame for not having a better one.

      • Why bother with all that hand washing bollocks? If a man doesn’t wash his hands in the forest and nobody is around to not see him not wash his hands, did he really not wash his hands?

      • I rub my bollocks after licking my hands then fondle the avocados in the supermarket.
        Way I see it if the middle class cunts like avocados they need what I add for taste.

      • I’m middle class (although I usually self identify as upper class) and I hate avocados!

        I’d rather fondle your bollocks than eat an avocado. 😁

      • Green an lumpy, you couldnt tell the difference to be honest Ruff.
        (Dont really do that)😌
        But im not OCD for handwashing to be honest.
        An my undercrackers might be bit tight hence my avocados sweating.

      • PPE will only be as good as the training to use it. Watching some silly broad shopping with latex gloves on, scratching her face is not a rare occurrence. Krankie McMerkel has been outlying her plans for easing the lockdown, with the compulsory wearing of masks a real possibility. Her attempts to upstage the U.K. government with her press conferences starting early so she can push her agenda make me puke. Fuck off, you pointless hag, wear a mask if you like, save everyone from looking at your dodgy boat, and wear an extra thick one so it muffles your irritating voice. And tell that sign language interpreter to do one too.

      • Well if mask-wearing becomes compulsory here I sure as fuck won’t be conforming to that rule. Fuck em.

  12. Since we’re on the subject of arty wastes of time, has anyone else figured out that fucking Hollywood will no doubt be making a coronavirus movie? I dread to think which virtue signalling cunts will be in that crock of shit. No doubt, being lefty liberal cunts, they’ll make the Chinese look completely innocent.

    • The Orangeman will carry the can obviously. He will be brewing the shit up in his secret White House lab making calls to Boris to inform him of his progress. Boris and his evil sidekick, C*mmings, will dream up the idea of blaming it on the poor innocent Chinks. Then Sir Nigel will pop up urging them to drop in some wicked ingredients to wipe out all the effnicks and Eurotrash pikeys. The EU, Blair, the Clintons, Obamas and assorted peacefuls will save the day.
      This shit writes itself.

      • LOL. Nice one Freddie. I think our own Ron Knee might be in line to write the screen play. Ron?

    • Dame Emma Ratbag is touting some “short” about extinction rebellion.
      Sad.

  13. This fucking bitch needs hanging from a lamp post in her protective gear so NHS staff can stone her rotting corpse. It really is beyond belief that this shit stain has the nerve to show her ugly face attached to this story. I hope she is hunted down very soon indeed.

  14. Should have just stuffed some glitter and sequins up her fanny then guffed them out onto a piece of A4 paper which has the words “I am a cunt, yes” written on it with PVA glue.

    Daft bint.

  15. Aaaargh! Gloves when shopping! They do not give you immunity nor permission to touch everything within reach. Any germs that might be on your gloves can be transferred to all other surfaces and items you touch. The coronavirus enters your body through mucous membranes, like in your nose and mouth. It does not enter your body through your hands, but the hands can transport the viral particles to the mucus membranes. There’s even the possibility that the virus could stick to the latex in gloves better than it could adhere to your own skin.
    I work for the NHS and teach this shit, it’s not rocket science; social distancing, not touching your face, sanitizing your hands afterwards!

    10/10 but the gloves are a barrier when you can not wash your hands.

  16. Oh dear. Well you can always rely on a resident from the city of fish fiddling cunts for a headline about someone with absolutely no class.
    I would say that I hope she dies from a bout of kung-flu because the nurses refuse to treat her due to lack of PPE, but an eternity of being branded and probed by Satan himself is a far more luxurious existence than living on the Inbred Island.

  17. A cunt of the highest order. Why on earth would she let everyone know what a prize cunt she is? If she’s an artist my 5 yr old is the new Gustav Klimt/Rolf Harris. Cunt cunt cunt diddly cunt cunt. Cunt.

    • “There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.” (Oscar Wilde, allegedly)

  18. Some ‘artists’ think it’s clever to ‘shock and push the boundaries of good taste’. You’ve maybe heard of weirdos ‘painting’ with their own shite. And ‘artist’? This daft bint looks like she’s creating the ‘art’ of a 5 year window-licker. Dabbing paint onto small plastic objects? Fuck me, genius! I bet the Tate Modern are on the blower to her already.

    If she wants to shock and create controversy with her ‘art’ with the coronavirus as its theme, she can paint to word ‘Bellend’ on her tits and inject the virus into her arse . All in the name of art, of course.

  19. One has to be careful not to wish certain things upon this harridan, but one hopes that she’s not in the ICU ward begging to be put on the last ventilator when the nurse says, ‘Sorry, the Matron is a keen artist and she’s covered it with jam, stuck it to a stuffed shark, doused it in petrol and set fire to the fucker. Here, have a Strepsil.”

    • Touches of “Carry On Matron”

      Hope that Nurse Cunty is surviving ok…

  20. Could be. This ugly cut and shunt tranny whore needs a full burkah.

    • Hey Krav that’s a rather unkind observation. I would never have anything derogatory to say of this parrot-brained Gorgon!

  21. Clearly fucking loopy, sans man, and quite likely not to have had a cock up her in years.

    Dippy silly whore.

    • She’ll be sacked by Friday bet you!
      She works in HR, after slagging off the NHS a sacred cow shes fucked.
      Signing on by monday.

    • I did put a PS on the original nom, to the effect that I hope she defaults on the £700 debt, and that the lenders nail and padlock her arse and cunt shut…

  22. My only real surprise is that this utter spastic doesn’t live in Brighton/HIV on sea.

  23. If I may indulge in a quick “off piste” excursion….

    I’ve just been driving home through residential streets in Sutton as the sheeple were outside clapping and cheering. Couldn’t resist getting the window down and waving back as I cruised through for that authentic Grand Prix winner’s experience.

    Fucking magic! 👍

    • Nice one Ghee. I was out clapping for Capitalism, cos without it there’d be virtually no funding for the NHS.

      • It comes from those fiat money-making wizards at the IMF who think it into existence.

      • I was out clapping for coronavirus helping thin BAME numbers a bit!
        Hurrah!
        Better take missus miserables pans back in..

    • Oh, memories… Did you mean Sutton in Surrey ?
      Born in Cheam, went to Greenshaw…

      • Yep Belinda, that Sutton. Only here temporarily. Thank fuck…..

  24. Didn’t sound like much of a turnout at the virtue signalling performance tonight, although it went on longer than usual.
    By August I reckon there’ll be one lonely little saddo out there banging his saucepans, refusing to admit that he’s been conned.
    Tragic.

  25. That’s rather unkindly of her what she’s doing.

    Imagine someone doing that during the Great War. “I’ve bought 100 gas masks and put paint on them and plan to display them in an exhibition. It’s art”.

    I wonder if she knows what mustard gas tastes like.

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