An extra special, ‘Fuck off and die’ cunting, for Tim Martin. Who?, I hear you ask. Well, this selfish prick is the boss of J.D.Wetherspoons.
His opening gambit was to tell the meejia, that this ‘Coronavirus’ was getting blown up all out of proportion. “You’re more likely to catch it in crowded supermarkets – no need to avoid pubs”…
No, of course not. Drag your family down to your friendly neighbourhood Wetherspoons. Sit closely round a sticky, beer-stained table. Thumb through the unwiped, touched by thousands menu. Order a shitty burger and chips, drink heavily and for God’s sake, keep your money rolling into this fucking cunt’s pockets. Having witnessed this wanker’s appeal to the great unwashed, the Govt. quickly moved from, ‘we advise you not to gather in pubs’, to ‘All pubs, bars and restaurants must close’.
So, not getting his way, and despite the Gov’t guaranteeing to pay 80% of workers wages provided businesses don’t sack them, this turd throws his toys out the pram. Refuses to pay his staff for hours they’ve already done, and tells them “that govt money will take too long to come through. Go get a job at Tesco. When we re-open, we’ll consider you when recruiting!”
What a fucking Uber Cunt!
Well now, what if your pubs never re-open? Because I suggest everyone boycotts this cunts pubs and drink anywhere but. Nail the fucking bastard to one of his pub signs and place beer mats over his eyes. If I knew where the wanker lived, I’d burn his fucking house down, with him still in it.
Nominated by Lord of the Rings
He look like Mel Gibson with downs.
A money grabbing treacherous trough feeding old boys club mullet haired twat.
Treats his staff like shite ,
We gave him to much slack because of his stance on Brexit.
Well we all supported brexit, but we arent like this cunt.
Him an his bumchum Boris can get fucked.
Never drink in wetherspoons again,
Never vote tory again.
Leaves me short of places to drink, no one to vote for, but im a ‘nose off to spite my face’ type of cunt.
Hope your employees lynch you dimTim.
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Afternoon Miserable
Spot on. Only really tolerated the thick sounding cunt due to him speaking out and supporting Brexit.
As almost a teetotal these days cannot boycott his pubs but totally agree that his behaviour towards his loyal and hardworking staff in these difficult times totally disgraceful.
Perhaps the end of the brand as people won’t forget what a cunt he’s been.
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I second that. Spot on, MNC.
There is definitely a couple of pairs of chromosomes lacking in Timmy’s arsenal. This cunt is clearly ‘gifted’ as far as dealing with fellow human beings is concerned.
A solid gold, sticky-tabled, gristle-burger cunt.
I piss in your already watery lager.
Fuck off.
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I second that. Spot on, MNC.
There is definitely a couple of pairs of chromosomes lacking in Timmy’s arsenal. This cunt is clearly ‘gifted’ as far as dealing with fellow human beings is concerned.
A solid gold, sticky-tabled, gr15tle-burgered cunt.
I piss in your already watery lager.
Fuck off.
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He wont see any of my money again Paul.
Not actually got any at moment but you know what I mean.😉
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Afternoon Willie, yes he doesnt seem to understand if you treat your workers right you get loyalty, hard work, better customer service.
For a multi millionaire he seems a bit slow.
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I wouldn’t be at all surprised if few people know what a cunt he’s being because, like me, they’ve stopped watching the news. If it wasn’t on here I would never have known. I can’t boycott him as I never go to the pub so I’ll just say he’s a cunt.
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BT are the customer service arm of GCHQextremely well argues moggie – he’s a cunt
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I don’t know of anyone who voted for the Tories, I only know people who voted for the least worst option – which was Tory as the Magic Grandpa Party were (and still are) complete loons.
The Tories were useful to get Brexit done but they are not “conservative”, they follow the same progressive narrative as all the other loony parties but they keep plodding to the left at the speed limit, whereas the other parties promote degeneracy and unreality at the speed of light!
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Jesus Rebel, thats exactly right!
I voted for the first time in my life for the Tories simply because of Brexit an the fact they weren’t Jeremy Corbyn.
The British public need another political party because ive no one to vote for, an bet im not alone.
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Anne-Marie Waters, For Britain party.
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Patriotic Alternative
The only party serious about demographics and voluntary repatriation.
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Wrote to Theresa May twice to ask what the fuck she thought she was doing.
Told her that after blatantly lying to the electorate and ignoring the vote of 17.4m people I would never, ever vote Conservative again.
And as a man of my word never will.
Voted Brexit Party in the last General Election.
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So did I. And I’ve never voted Tory once.
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Willie@
I too wrote to Theresa May, also Boris, jeremy Corbyn and Donald.
i congratulated Donald on being elected to president and his plans for the borderwall.
I suggested he was p8ssibly the greatest president the US had ever had and he should consider adding his face to mt Rushmore.😁😁😁
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‘Mel Gibson with downs’, love it man.
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You’re Nick Griffin and I claim my £5.
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Aaaaw – everyone’s getting a fiver except me 😢
Haven’t seen multimillionaire former Barrister Tim Martin and his Family out in any of his skank establishments, and after Mike Ashley made all that effort opening an evening wear department in Sports Direct!
Don’t use my local Wetherspoons – I would end up throwing people out of the window.
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I’d rather brew my piss and drink that than ever in one of his shitty pubs again.
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Weatherspoons pubs are full of scumbag lowlife twats. I wouldn’t drink in there even if I was a raging alky and Tim Martin was giving away the booze for free. Fuck off Martin you floppy haired bellend.
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No problem with boycotting. Made easier by me being banned from my local wetherspoons 👍
You’re not an adult male until you’ve been banned from a pub.
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I got thrown out for taking my dog in…I said it was a guide dog.
The trainee manager who looked like he hadn’t had his first wank said “that ain’t a guide dog” pointing at a 10 week old Shar Pei pup….to which I replied staring straight ahead and rocking my head like Stevie Wonder….”why what they give me?”….OUT
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I went into a “Dog Friendly” pub with the our first greyhound.
Dog was off the lead commuting between the lounge and public bar, all was good until dog detoured of the route into kitchen, Next thing we knew steak was off the menu and dog had to be put on a lead.
(It was my fucking steak too!)
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Put him in a beer barrel then fill it with starving rats.
Boot the whole shitty mess off Land’s End.
Fuck me what a mega cunt.
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You know…as someone who was on the road a lot of the time of the year…the auld ‘Spoons joints were one of the few places where you could get a decent pint of “hand-cranked” ale, even in the lager swilling sarf!
I have also had many an inexpensive meal in a ‘Spoons while on me travels. Ok not haute cuisine but more than passable without burglarising your wallet.
‘Spoons as a product is alright, especially if you like real beer.
Unfortunately that doesn’t stop the bloke at the top – just like Sir Branston Pickle and Mike Ashley – from being a cunt!
Thetford (Norfolk) ‘Spoons was a favourite of mine. Good beer and fodder and the staff were all great. It’s those poor buggers I feel for.
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Yes agree, get a decent pint and decent food at decent prices, i also like that they dont blare out shite music, but at a time of hardship this mega rich twat should show sone patriotism and support his staff, and pay them.
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Spoons in Ruthin was nice, an old Coa hing hotel. Looked a good deal more savoury than the other offerings.
E en Cardiff is iffy – Goat Major is good, and I quite like The Heath, up Whitchurch Rd. Otherwise, no great surprise that people are drink g more at home. The company’s (usually) better…
Tim Martin indeed looks a fuckwit.
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Totally agreed with him about Brexit but has now shown what a money grabbing wanker he is . Obviously thinks his staff are just worthless pieces of shit . He and that other total cunt Mike Ashley should be top of any baseball bat list
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We’re in the midst of a Pandemic. Who’d have thought it? My nephew. He has occasionally said over the years-‘we’re due a Pandemic’. I remember him saying it. He’s a chef in Australia now. Feeling vindicated I suppose.
There has been news that there was a dress rehearsal for a Pandemic four years ago in the NHS. The conclusion that we weren’t ready. But no renewed focus on contingency planning. No, just we won’t be ready. It makes you wonder if all these mandarins are worth their salt.
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Trouble with a pandemic is you don’t know what you’re preparing for. Do you spend millions extra buying stuff that is useless in 3 months or a year and keep buying it? Corona requirements are far different from Ebola so it’s impossible to prepare and have stock waiting.
What the government say they did was prepare supply lines, whether or not they did will become apparent as the media and opposition dig up dirt to fire at the government.
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Medical devices have a shelf life so no one can keep millions in a warehouse for years and years just in case there is a pandemic.
Manufacturers make stuff to satisfy a normal market usage so if the demand suddenly increases 10, 20 or 100 fold it’s hard to keep up.
I am fairly sure that the NHS have a reasonable contingency supply but not on this sort of scale.
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‘Mandarins in salt?’
You eat some funny stuff Miles.
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He’s been a naughty boy Miserable. Slapped over the wrist by Admin last week!
😀
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He’ll be too embarrassed to tell you, so I’d better. Admin got pissed off with his shape shifting, always changing his name etc. I could be wrong but I think he went on to a religious rant and maybe he came back with a naughty reply. Now, as you know, I’m not someone who attempts to get others into trouble so I’ll stop there!
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Ah didnt see it, but know the topic you mean.
Yeah, best we leave it alone.
Stick to slandering Tim here.
Hes enough cunt for all of us.
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No problem mate you look after yourself👍
My moods are swinging like a page 3s tits,
Hate being indoors and to be honest im not abiding by the rules im in the woods with the dog most of the time.
Fuck lockdown.
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His face literally looks like a slapped arse….
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Afternoon Sausage, I cant decide if he looks more like Michael Heseltine or Doc Brown from Back to the Future.
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Ha ha afternoon LL, yea he looks like a homeless heseltine…..
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For a cunt that said he believed that Britain could thrive outside the EU due to the British spirit, he’s a little lacking in British spirit when it comes to the crunch.
Lots of cunts are being exposed by this malarkey.
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I looked at his photo here and thought it was Mrs. Doubtfire!
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I thought it was that cunt of Little Brittain, the slacker in the wheelchair…Andy Pimpkin or somert…
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You called?
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Dont be nosy.
☺
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Flu – sometimes after posting a comment, posters are thought to be overstepping the mark with their comments, for whatever reason. If they anger the Great God Admin, their comments can be pulled and they might be given the cold shoulder. It seems to work though, because they keep crawling back,
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I beg to differ, they and I are not the same thing although pissing us off leads to pretty much the same thing.
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Flu is CS and I claim my £5.
Close, they know each other
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Is he Peasmold?
No,
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Strong bet that Ruff one.
I am so glad you lot are not in the police
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Admin@
Im bored out of my nut with lockdown.
You should appoint me & Foxy as official Trøll hunters.
Licensed to kill, upset, pry, and if necessary sanction the others.
We’ll soon sniff em out.
Oh an Jack an Fiddler,
Fiddler will arm us.
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I was in MI5. But I resigned.
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Too true Admin. I’d be out on the street at this time cracking a few skulls of anyone I could find!
What do you mean, your going for a pint of milk? Fuck off and take that!
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Haha, bit like Benny Hill messing about, most people look more intellectual when wearing glasses, Tim manages to look even more deranged!!
Imagine boarding a plane and going into the cockpit to meet the pilot and hes sat at the controls!!😁😁
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Reading through the posts here, I gather an awful lot of you cunters have actually visited,drank, and even eaten in one of his weatherspoons. Honestly, I always thought this site was populated by a more “discerning” and “higher class” of consumer of beverages and food. Obviously I was wrong.
I do admit however once standing outside one of his establishments and viewing the clientel through rather dirty windows. The sight of fat Bertha’s, chomping upon plates of febrile lard was a ghastly sight!
If this is how he makes his money, and this is the following he attracts, then he certainly deserves to receive the honour of being cunted on this hallowed site.
Therefore, you sir, are indeed a CUNT !
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Does your butler drink there?
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My Butler …..I AM the Butler….
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Lol. You thought the site was populated by the more discerning higher class, no way! Just racist bigots, homophobes and BBC haters!
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And Homos lol
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I noticed a lot of you cunts are on here first thing in the morning through to last thing at tea time …..have none of you got fucking jobs to go to???
Most are on lock down and the core are tech savy retired
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Oh yeah….see you in the morning all day….
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How do I change my photo to Hitler?
Start a word press page and move your profile picture across, it is easy.
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Hahaha! Ffs. That made me giggle😁😁😁
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I like my appointed picture, it sort of says, boring cunt with pointy teeth … would be dangerous if it wasn’t such a wetend.
I even saved the *.gif and called it `Me’.
I’ll get my coat.
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Although he sounds like he’s had a bad stroke he’s also a big fan of Captain Beefheart so we have something in common
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A couple of good things have come out of this chinky bat flu crisis:
1) Kate and Gerry McCann: MIA.
2) Owen Jones. Nowhere to be seen.
3) Ash Sarkar, as Owen Jones,above.
4) Katie Price has not got married, had her pussy tightened or shagged a Z lister or at least it has not made the papers
5) Donald Trump told Megain Sparkle and her ginger twat husband to fund their own protection
6) The roads are clear
7) I am getting paid to do very little.
8) I can have 2 weeks off and it is not classed as sick leave.
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And where the fuck are the mighty EU in all of this?
Showing their true colours. Happy to fuck up countries economies, happy to take the money, happy to mess with peoples lives, give out orders, bully and deny democracy.
But when push comes to shove, conspicuous by there absence, and absolutely nowhere to be seen. Buried their heads in the sand.
Perhaps people will now recognise how fucking useless, impotent and irrelevant the “mighty” EU really is, and that countries have the right to look after their own interests and to protect their own borders which is how it always should have been.
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Hopefully the beginning of the end.
Cunts.
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Very, very well said WS.
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Turncoat fucking cunt. Brexiteers aren’t supposed to come out with shit like this. However, the issue is far more important than who is on your side but the remoaner traitors will gobble up the free ammunition this wanker has gifted them.
The cunt is right about one thing though, he will easily be able to recruit minimum wage staff. That’s why we’ve been importing piss poor foreign cunts for fifteen odd years…….so that rich cunts like Martin can get even richer. I wonder if he sees the irony or just doesn’t fucking care.
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I only use Wetherspoons for an emergency shit or piss, that’s it.
Of course, by that, I mean I use their toilets, I don’t just drop my trousers in the middle of the bar.
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The toilets are some of the best in all of pub-land, imo. I would give them a 7/10 which is decent for public shit-houses.
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He looks like the bastard gayness child of Keith Chegwin and Michael Foot (now, now, don’t be sexist, men can have children too. Even dead ones, you Nazis.)
Who cares if you catch the Chinese Flu as long as he makes a few quid? Silly twat.
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Cheggers Smokes Pot!
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Not any more…
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I’m gonna pay a tramp to shit in one of his pub’s.
Go fuck yourselves.
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What a cunt.
I can’t believe how these cunt bosses who employ hundreds if not thousands are acting.
A lot of people are so used to being treated like cunts they’ll still drink in his pub’s after all this.
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One of the biggest cunts in all of this B&W is BT.
Many companies have tried to help their customers at the moment but BT are fuckin’ cunts. Even sky have allowed subscribers to suspend their Sky Sports account but BT fuckin insist you pay your subs, even though there is no live sport to offer you. I’ve told them to fuck off and cancelled it. Mrs B had to cover her ears today when someone rang me from BT to ask why I’d cancelled. The fuckin’ air was blue.
And fuck off to anyone who thinks they need to make smart arse comments out subscribing to sports channels.
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Not surprising Bertie, EDF are cunts also, they have been bothering me about a bill they sent me that I didn’t get. You’d think these companies with their millions in profits would be a little easygoing in these unprecedented times but no…money is what they want and they don’t give a fuck about people whose income has disappeared.
What utter cunts.
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I do apologise for my prank BT call Bertie. I have do have to say though I haven’t heard language like it, how was my Indian accent though?
“Hellowings Mr Bertie, dis is Ravi from BT customer support, whys are you vanting to cancel de sportings pleasures”? God help the poor cunt when the real one rings up.
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LL – she was a very nice Irish lady who I felt sorry for! Mrs B did pull me up though and said I was patronising when I called her ‘luv’ !
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EDF…French cons, aussi…
In Dog’s name, how can ANYONE ever have thougt it was good to sell anything British to les trans-manches ??
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I fell out with BT years ago and ended up taking them to court….on principal I wont use em….they seem more interested in selling tv subs then sorting there phones out. Cunts. I also fell out with Burger King in Gibralter and threatened to put the Managers head in a deep fat fryer….also fell out with Ryan Air, Help the Aged, Anne Summers and The Church of England….cunts all of em.
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BT are the customer service arm of GCHQ
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I had some Indian bastard trying to upsell broadband when I wanted my phone line fixing. He kept banging on about it and when I asked how the fuck I could get broadband when the fucking phone line wasn’t working, the cunt hung up. That was 13 years ago. I haven’t touched BT since and never will.
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My Son has his own small Brewery, well that remains to be seen. Could hit the skids anytime soon.
He was telling me that Spoons approached him to supply their local Pubs but he said he couldn’t make it for the price they were offering per barrel.
This is where it gets interesting.
‘Allegedly’ Weatherspoons by beer from Breweries that will get thrown out because its its a bad batch or its near its sell by date. When I say bad batch its perfectly drinkable it just falls below the big Breweries quality control.
Why do you think its so cheap ?
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Not so, I helped build a small local that supplies them bit of a shame
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That’s how they started, now their buying power is huge economies of scale innit.
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‘Allegedly’ = true, I fear. I have heard this on many an occasion.
It’s odd, as I’ve never had a rancid pint chez spoons, but have at several other pubs. It may be two things: a) that sell-by dates are often pessimistic, and food is rarely inedible past its sell-by date and b) spoons packs the punters in, so turnover’s pretty fast. I’ve often been in there, asked for a pint only to be told “we’ve run out.”
Brains had a fuck-up in Cardiff a few months back, they actually tipped it down the drains, rather than sell it cheap (to anybody).
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Is our very own Spoons really Tim Martin?
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Our Spoons has a slight limp, like kayser Sòze from usual suspects.
Me an Spoons are starting up a pub,
Miserspoons.
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A free spoon to the person who can drink a whole pint of beer with a pickled toe dropped in it.
You get two spoons if you accidentally swollow the toe! 😀
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Bertie, the picture on the right looks like a crossed between Elton john and a crazy grandma 😀
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BBC reporting that a ‘man’ in Bradford wore a fake set of doctor’s scrubs to gain access to medical supplies. He even has a stethoscope on.
He was challenged for ID and legged it, empty handed.
No description for some reason of this community spirited ‘Bradford man’.
Could be a smackhead I suppose (I’m guessing dealers aren’t finding it easy). Or …
https://www.bbc.com/news/health-52078012
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govermint warning – don’t watch the bbc – stay indoors and try to behave yourself – in the best possible taste
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I know a cunt when I see one – and this posseur of working class foibles is definitely one – and he waters down the beer – fuck off
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Lana, that should be a capital offence.
Thats not the British way.
I caught a man watering down ale I’d pistol whip him.
Disgraceful french behaviour.
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Excellent form MNC!👍👍👍🍺
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Flu Manchu…who the fuck are you?
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Word of advice old chap… if your new on here best not to piss off Admin or seasoned cunters.
We are all nutters and this lock down is pissing us all off.
We don’t need reminding abaaaaaht it.
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Definitely CS! Reckon I deserve a bonus £5.
Ornette Coleman 👍 but I’m more a Coltrane man me.
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I knew it was him after some long winded post on the ghost hunters nom. Boring made up anecdote, too much detail like a child’s lie. Plus the odd little dig at other cunters. Meh.
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I don’t know if you under the influence of opium Flu, but I feel confident in saying that we are not as smart as you think we are. It’s not for me to speak for other people, of course, but that’s what cunts often do.
Who the fuck is Ornette Colman? She’s not related to that Olivia bitch is she?
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that is funny hah hah. brill
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I also want a fiver.
An one of those cornettos your bragging about.
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There’s a whiff of cunts in the corner tonight
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