Another rising sea level cunting please, for this august site’s favourite Scandinavian window licker.
Supposedly 30,000 climate numpties rocked up in Bristol to see young Thunderbox lecture them on the planet being on fire..fucking hilarious really when it was pissing down with rain. I note the little cunt was not telling them to turn off the electrics, heating etc, ditch the smart phone, stop popping out sprogs, etc.
Fucking schools shut and Bristol City centre grinds to a halt, all for a bunch of cunts.
Anyhow seeing as her grandfather popped his clogs earlier this week, shouldn’t she be at home sending the old cunt off to Valhalla? It’s about time young Priti Patel had the whining little cunt down as an undesirable immigrant/ alien. Fucking climate change wankers: wake up, smell the fucking coffee and realise that the problem is fucking overpopulation. A massive Coronavirus on the spaccy twats.
Oh, and a kick in the little cunt’s box as well.
Nominated by CuntyMort
Angry Göring clone. I’m enjoying the bat soup flu as there is so much less about Grendel, Slimeys and the Hewitts in the media. A change is as good as a holiday.
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How dare you!!!
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The sooner some crafty, enterprising young “activist” gets his cock up her the better. Give her something else to think about.
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He’d have to be pretty pissed to even think about it.
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She’d only moan about that!
“Is your cock eco-friendly?”
“I hope your spunk is pollution-free!”
“You’re burning too many kilojoules when you take me up the arse, and therefore killing the planet. How very dare you!”
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Before telling her he travels the world to participate in motor racing.
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I’m working on it Freddie. Got my tie dye t-shirt, dreads, and ex-army boots for the role. I just need to get the little minx alone 👍
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She’s worth a pop, just one. I’ll do it if it would shut her up, but it wouldn’t. She’d be worse, wanting the world to be better for her kid’s future.
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China is the huge elephant in the room with its pollution, over population, and now of course a global virus. So Greta and the ER mob should build a raft and paddle their way to China and give the military dictators over there a bit of large, and see how they get on!
And until she stands in front of a few tanks in Tiananmen Square, screaming “How dare you!” she can go fuck herself with the nearest eco-friendly windmill!
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There’s no chance of any of these excellent activists going anywhere near China.
There could be a tyre inferno as big as Iceland roaring away nicely in Wuhan and those dopey cunts would shout about it from a very safe distance.
She’s a deranged child who should be put in a secure unit.
Shite.
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Absolutely bang on. This kid is being treated like she’s a messiah because she looks and sounds like a 50 year old in a 17 year old body. The interest in her by so many of her disciples is simply mawkish in my opinion.
When China and India stop chucking millions of tonnes of shit into the atmosphere then I’ll be a Greta fan.
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Any elephants in China would have been eaten raw by now – dirty little f*ckers.
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I love the expression “window licker.” And in this case, it couldn’t be more apt.
The trouble I have with many of the proposals about climate change is that they always involve taxing those least able to afford green alternatives. If, for example, air travel is so damaging to the atmosphere, it should be rationed and rich people shouldn’t be able to pay for carbon offsets to assuage their ecosins. Imagine the look on Fat Reg, Markle and Hewitt’s faces if that came into force.
My latest ravings…
https://mikesplace2017.wordpress.com/2020/03/09/picture-of-the-day-42/#more-11829
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Superb Cunting CuntyMort.
Hit the nail right on the irritating little Swedes bonce.
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School kids protesting about the climate reminds me of the students who protested in their canteens against the Vietnam war – really scary stuff.
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Cret has arrived upon the world stage at exactly the right time, slap bang right in the middle of a man made virus and let loose as an act of spite. How is it that even a mentally challenged fuckwit can carve out such a nice little earner from spouting the propogation from a baboons arse?
If it were to continue and prosper, she has a glittering career ahead of her in the Palace of Brussels. Cunt!
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Nominated for the Nobel peace prize when she should be at home watching Grange Hill.
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I don’t know if any Cunters remember Lauren Harries? He was,like Greta,a child “prodigy” promoted by his Father…he was also creepy,disturbing and had a face that that just cried out to be nutted. Happily he went on to have a full-bore Spazz-meltdown. He decided to become a woman and is now apparently to be found dressed as a tart selling “mental-face” gobbles and claiming to have been raped.
Hopefully Greta will follow the same kind of path…decide to become a deranged black man,perhaps?…get a foot long black pudding sewed over her gash,call herself Harvey ( Hello,you Cunts) and confine her activities to noshing off Philip Schofield types behind public urinals.
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Fuck is that what happened to that fucking annoying little brat!!!
Blast from the past indeed. Mind you he’s still made more money than I’ll ever fucking earn by being an oddball. cunt.
Oh and so is St. Greta of Thundercunts.
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Remember watching him as a child being an extremely embarrassing, strange and disturbing little fucker.
Nowadays according to Wikipedia describes it from 1988 to date as being a “Television Personality”.
Is that what it does now? Clearly not particularly successful as in the last 30 years cannot remember seeing it even once.
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Absolutely Dick, I was comparing him / her / it to St Greta just this weekend.
As I’ve said a few times, children have nothing of any interest to say.
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Sorry if I have ripped off your thoughts,GH…..I must have read your piece and it both struck a chord and stuck in the back of my mind.
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Not in the slightest Dick, this was in a conversation in my house, where the only eavesdropping is by the police.
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Whenever I’m cooking Chinese food it’s clear to see that I was obviously trained by a Bee Gees fanatic, you can tell by the way I use my wok….
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JR, I’m more of a Run DMC fan #Wok This Way#.
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Experienced chefs like myself do it better off the ground.
Every Christmas “I’m woking in the air.”
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Like AC/DC told us – wok and roll ain’t noise pollution..
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i feel like a wok the stranglers
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What’s all this Mustardland abaaaht?
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I’m a ramen man no time to talk…
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Bang on form I see, JR.
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Staying Arrive….
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World population when I was born in 1959 was approximately 2.9 billion.
World population in 2020 approximately 8 billion.
This will of course have a massive and substantial effect on the earths resources and climate.
Hardly rocket science.
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A common sense comment amongst all the bullshit WS. The solutions are obvious, but it seems few beyond this site are willing to voice them.
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Global population is one thing the likes of Greta, ER, and the Woke Left, choose to ignore from a great great distance!
Reason being is that they don’t want to meddle/offend those particular countries that are over-populated and thus causing local environmental damage via deforestation and generally fucking up the ecosystems there.
Add to that they don’t have the balls to stand up to the Roman Catholic church and other faiths, that insist that contraception is bad, and that conception should not be interfered with even if a woman is raped or a child is sexually abused!
Add those factors up and you can see why the eco-warriors rarely dip their frigid toes into the murky waters of religion and over-populated countries.
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I don’t think the Catholic church have any significant social influence beyond a small number of countries. The woke left and the ‘anti-racist’ brigade are a bigger hindrance to a common sense debate on overflowing overpopulation in africa and the muslim world.
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From my experience, Big Shagz, a lot of kafflicks are nonces and a bit messed up in da head. I know a lot of decent catholics, but the backward, draconian religion has a lot to answer for, not least because of the francophiles and sexually ambiguous pope Pauls it harbours. One of the more positive aspects of said religion is Celtic FC. Great club with a great hissstory (apart from a few dodgy tuppence touchers here and there, but a lot of clubs have had those).
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Fuckin tattie munchers. lol.
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Poor Greta. I know she means well. I tip my hat to her.
But I think she has become a laughing stock to some.
Also, whenever I see a picture or nomination of Greta, I think of that picture of the gretamobile and the 1960s batman themetune pops in my head.
#Ba na na na na na Greta. Greta, Greta.#
Dog bless her.
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Dog bless her??? I’ve never heard that one before. What does it mean?
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it’s an expression that is supposed not to invoke me, not that I give a fuck.
It is all so interesting just to watch.
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God is not worried? Normally, the big omnipresent, omniscient chappie doesn’t lie. He fargin’ should be worried, if he isn’t. Hair loss, alcoholic worried. He’ll be worried when he finally catches up with me, lemme tell ya. Think he’s already defeated, actually. Will likely keep coming back, though. Never learns.
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St Greta of Thundercunt gives new meaning to being droned to death, probably still thinks four weddings and a funeral is a movie not a NATO to do list. I for one would chip in a few sovs to have one of those Jap vag wobblers delivered to see it it would shut the little lady up.
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Baby Klastu, or Kuato?
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Whom is that, C Prime?
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I yhink Greta is being presented as a child version of Klastu, from the Day the Earth Stood Still.
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Oh Klaatu. I see what you mean, C Prime. Bless her. She needs to tell whomever is egging her on, controlling her etc, to fork off.
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Greta : Prime… Prime…
Benny : Forget it, man, her fortune-telling days are over.
Greta : Start the isacuntor. Free My Arse…
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Hard to believe this little window licker is 17 yrs old, she looks like shes 13 FFS. No wonder all the sick freaks out there love her so much because they have jailbait fantasies of this assburgered EU/Soros endorsed fucktard and want to fuck her.
She no doubt stunted her growth from not eating meat and adopting a vegan diet at such a young age of growth development. Very fitting that her current Wikipedia image for her has the EU star flag in the background almost like a cunt halo except shes no angel
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That made me laugh aloud TitSlapper, thanks.
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Facially she looks like she is suffering from fetal alcohol syndrome.
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You are welcome GH I try
Fetal alcohol syndrome you insensitive bastard How dare you Paul! https://youtu.be/YQzlQZeDaGY
Right tho her mother probably drank like a fish when she had Greta
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Is it me or is this coronavirus wiping out more in Asia that elsewhere? Maybe it’s more virulent among certain ethnicities?
Anyway, just ignore this puddle drinking cabbage patch doll look a like. Her rantings are pissing everyone off and her lefty bull is being rejected. Trump has huge support, Boris has huge support,the lefty climate friendly EU is fucked as are its supporters.
She’s an exploited simpleton and folk are waking up to it.
Fuck off spoon faced bitch we’re not buying it.
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Mac, I’d rather have the Cornetto virus. The treatment is ice cream.
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You are RTC and I claim my £5.
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Is she still blaming the older generation for destroying the earth? Whilst every teenager I see drops their litter and plastic bottles all over the streets and parks. Have a word with your own generation first love before blaming everyone else.
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Great job Mort.
The virtual deification of this creepy little miserablist with a face like a slapped arse is bizarre. I’d call it a cult, nothing less.
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That’s a misprint Ron I think you should have put an “n” where you put the “l”
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I think I have the solution for the Miss Thunderpants problem. Get Roman Polanski to film her life story – with little Greta in the title role. She will have to go through the casting couch route, of course “Bambino open ze legs and take off your knick-ers”, but she will be rewarded in the scene where Benedict Cumberbach and Ewan McGregor break her back doors in, with our very own B&WC sticking his tongue up her arse as a finale.
From virgin to real goer and being buried in an enviromentally friendly Y shaped coffin in 90 minutes. Box office gold.
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Greta is so last decade.
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She’s got a grey look about her… probably due to being Vegan.
She is a disgrace to the Swedish nation…I’ve been there and the women are of a very high standard…as in 7 out of 10 would get a good tonguing.
She is a weird looking girl whose parent are cunts for letting her get drawn into this bollocks.
Over population is the problem and it’s as simple as that.
There are times when I think only superior people like me should be allowed to have children, too many dumb love island watching, Twatter addicted cunts out there who offer nothing in terms of intelligence and the betterment of mankind.
Piss off.
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Well B&WC the fast solution would be to put sterilising agents in white doughy bread. Only the riff raff scoff it while the superiors nibble whole grain with their home made broth.
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A good idea MM, however more is needed.
Perhaps somebody stood outside Poundland and McDonald’s with sterilising agents administered via an umbrella.
Quick jab and there weak genes are gone forever.
It’s only fair on them and us.
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Great thought B&WC, but you need to look at this on a whole new scale. We are talking about a signal transmitted through the TV causing head explosions a la Scanners when hoi polloi tune into Love Island or anything with Simon Cowell or Ant and Dec presenting.
We could go back to pre-war population levels in this country with the number of daft cunts that spend their time glued to this shite.
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Agreed PM, maybe when the Chinese get the 5g sorted we can send these signals via the TV to these wasters.
I genuinely cannot understand the dumb cunts who watch that shite.
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‘Funboy’ where should I go home to?
😂😂😂
This will be fun.
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I am home, I’m part of the furniture round these parts.
You gotta try better than that ya porridge scoffing bellend.
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Possibly intended as humour FB but that one came across as a bit mean and rude – B&WC is a good sort!
all water under the bridge.
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Good good – thanks for the update Admin, no need for falling out! 😀
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Funny how St Greta of Windowlickerberg has never addressed the plague of human filth that now infests Sweden, or how and why Malmo is now known as the rape capital of Europe… I am sure most decent and sane Swedes are more concerned about that than fucking climate change… She is a virtue signaling spaz who doesn’t really care about people at all, and certainly not her own… The odious little cunt…
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Is A Cunt Music News…
Kunty Perry has announced she is pregnant… Earth Wind and Fire deny responsibility, while UB40 (both versions) say they are willing to take blood tests to clear their name(s)….
The surviving Rolling Stones are also on red alert…
The Stone Roses third album is still in the works… Working titte: ‘There’s More Fucking Chance Of The Real Second Coming’….
Sir Elton of Dwight (aka Fat Reg) is yet again re-working his tarts tribute ‘Candle In The Wind’ for an upcoming single… This time the song is a nod to Meghan Markle Fucking Ono of Sussex as she leaves dear old blighty… Sneak preview of lyrics below:
Goodbye Meghan.
But it’s time the truth was told.
You briefly fooled the nation.
When you were just digging for gold.
You crawled out of the woodwork.
And the snowflakes loved you to bits.
Some say you are Di Mark II.
But you’re just a snake with tits.
(Chorus)
And it seems to me you’ll live your life.
But self respect is in the bin.
And Harry will stupidly go along, till his brain kicks in.
You’d like to be remembered as a Princess of Hearts.
But history will see you as a grabbing little tart.
Goodbye Meghan
And you’re henpecked little ginger worm.
How good it is to know you’re no longer in The Firm.
Goodbye Meghan.
We all see the truth, we know.
You’ve got eyes like Caligula.
And have had more cock than Marilyn Monroe.
(Repeat Chorus)
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Should have turned this one into some sort of nom Norman!
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Excellent! 👍
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What in the actual fuck?!! It’s like Children of The Corn crossed with a tinge of learning disability. She makes Lilly Allen seem interesting and normal. I suppose this is what happens when you are George Soros’s sock-puppet, are 17 years old, have celebrity parents, and have Asperger’s Syndrome. Climate change activism is all very good and dandy, but just not like this. This young girl is being exploited by powerbrokers and elites — the very people that endeavour to aggressively disseminate their message and policies but who don’t do as they say (i.e., they are complete hypocrites).
I reckon young Greta is only a couple of years away from turning into a cocaine-addled, party-going mess; it’s almost inevitable. She’ll look back at all this in horror, that’s for sure. Or maybe not, the little brazen, spaz cunt!
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Fucking say that again and you are banned
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And you stop poking him with a stick!
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Understood Admin,
Dunno why the crazy Scot started attacking me.
Maybe he’s got Coronavirus.
All the best. 😁
I don’t know myself, but you are both as bad as each other on this one, remember you can not cunt a cunter and that applies to all of you, but not us
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He made a valiant effort but no avail…he was defeated.
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Bertrand, you likeable old codger, the online Jeeves informs me that you once said that Funboy ‘seems genuine enough’ (your words verbatim), so if I was a troll, which I’m not (bark up shagga’s tree if you want to find a real troll; Scotsmen pretending they’re Englishmen living in Scotland, and the like), you would be wrong. But, as I said, I am not a troll, so you’re initial hunch of me being genuine is correct. Yer a likeable ol’ brummie, BBTC, but you are all ovva the place when it comes to trying to fathom out the funniest of boys.
Toodles.
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The definition of a troll is “ someone whose primary intent is to deliberately provoke readers into an emotional response to cause annoyance.” Ergo you are a troll. You probably can’t distinguish between this and good natured banter.
You have said enough today to indicate what a nasty little racist you are.
In the words of ‘Funboy Three’ . . . . . . .
It ain’t what you do, it’s the way that you do it.
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Freddie’s right, as soon as she’s introduced to the pleasures of cock, she’ll forget all this nonsense and concentrate on what’s really important. And let’s hope she’s been advised about contraception. The world will be better off if people like her don’t breed.
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Why don’t we arrange a blind date for Saint Greta? I hear Harvey price is looking for a girl friend, imagine the scene… Harvey in a restaurant with Greta , Harvey would be licking the menu and Greta would be screaming …how dare you? fuck me sideways.. so Harvey would..
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I’d watch that.
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Greta ‘fetal alcohol syndrome’ Thurnberg.
I can’t wait to see her actual plans for a greener planet. I’d actually listen, because if this spastic, school truant can solve the problem that many great minds throughout history have been trying to solve, clean renewable energy, then she deserves some sort of prize. A day out to the zoo maybe, or lunch at pizza hut. Something tells me, that she doesn’t have the answer though, can’t put my finger on it, but it might be the uncomfortable public screaming.
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If I lived in Sweden I’d be quite happy if it warmed up a bit….
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A little thought by the 30,000 attending (and wrecking/littering) College Green in Bristol would have them noting that Greta has not attended school very much and most of the time she was there, she would have been colouring things in with crayons. So …….. is she really an “expert” ?? Or is she just reading out scripts prepared by a PR company.
This is the sad thing about the Greta phenomenon. Not the 17 year old who, regrettably, has problems and morons as parents who are, at best, not helping. The real problem is the vacuous mongs who hang on her every word. Probably not so much the kids but their brain-dead leftie libtard teachers.
It is not difficult to understand that the future wealth and health of a nation is largely determined by the education given to the young to motivate them and give them the tools to drive progress. What we actually have is a handful of private schools providing a good education (with all the reservations about only catering to the children of the rich) and public sector teachers determined to transform their charges into zombies. Parents don’t seem to give a fuck as they are too interested in material things.
History shows us many periods of civilisation followed by dark ages, so nothing new here but – fuck me – aren’t we supposed to learn from history (instead of reinventing it with strong women, trans-benders and dark keys)
The state of this fucking country.
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