Face Mask Buyers

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I’d like to give a runny-nosed cunting to all of those selfish cunts that are buying up face masks. “Why?”, you might ask. They are just trying to protect themselves from a seemingly dangerous virus.

I’ll tell you fucking why. I’m a self-employed bathroom installer and when I’m stripping out an old bathroom, the dust created can be huge. Old Victorian plaster and all the associated shit hidden in the walls and floors. Masks from the Builders’ Merchants, etc are designed to protect all of us that do this sort of work on a daily basis from contracting various respiratory diseases. As it stands, I can’t buy one anywhere because Karen has bought ten boxes of the fucking things that will be put in a cupboard and never see the light of day again. Then she’ll be moaning that the builder has had to cancel because he’s on life support in hospital.

It’s really, really fucked me off.

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113 thoughts on “Face Mask Buyers”

  1. Margaret Beckett, Diane Abbott and Jess Phillips have been unable to source face masks so they have been wearing their bloomers over their noses. All three ladies were rushed to hospital last night suffering from gas poisoning.

    Seriously these self-important cunts don’t seem to know or care what arseholes they afre making of themselves. The BBC are flogging Coronvirus to death with all sorts of scare stories, but even they have not suggested it gives you the shits, yet the daft bastards are still buying bog rolls as if there were no tomorrow.

    The British are becoming like timid old wimmin – fuck ’em.

    • Not seen anybody wearing a mask yet or wearing gloves but sure i will eventually.
      This panicking is embarrassing, not how id expect british people to behave.

      • Exactly MNC, I live in the frozen north and I too am surprised about the behaviour of some people who I thought had more backbone

        I can understand the Chin Key fuckers acting like cunts, but not us.

        Wouldn’t care, they are the cunts that brought this forth, with all the vile, disgusting habits they have like eating bats wings and using gutter oil for cooking.

      • Morning 3d, oh yeah the chinkys, but meant humans!😁
        They found a loch ness monster them little yellow fuckers would have it in the wok before it could be photographed.

      • Good Morning 3D and MNC

        I was talking to a mate of mine in Igualada, a nice town just outside Barcelona, where I do a bit of work. They went into lockdown early yesterday morning. You can go there but can’t get out. What really pisses him off is that the Chinks have gone back to work and are producing face masks like there is no tomorrow and offering them them at inflated prices.

        There must be some repercussions for what these bastards have done.

      • They do here in London MNC – see them mincing to the tube stations – all the soft little *city boys* who tryto throw off their poofy little cushy job image, by gaining promotion by brown-nosing the boss, then trying to look “hard” by using the company gym Weak as piss motherfuckers.

      • Morning WC, can honestly say id rather catch Corbyn 19 than walk round in gloves an mask like a half arsed Michael Jackson!
        An if you survive it your immune system will become resistant to it.

      • This sums up my thoughts exactly.
        Weak fuckers.
        When did everyone turn soft as shite?
        Bravo MNC bravo!

  2. I wouldn’t care, apparently wearing one of these to protect yourself from Covid-19 does fuck all. If you’re gonna get it, you’re gonna get it.

    Besides, you just look fucking stupid anyway…

  3. Oh,they don’t give a Shit about you,Cuntsville,, just as long as they’re O.K.,that’s all that counts. Too stupid to realise that the masks don’t actually work or that there is no need to strip the shelves bare,they think only of themselves….I bet they’re the
    “Rupert and Cressida” type who tell their friends “Oh ya..our children and ourselves are the most valuable resource this Country has,it’s vital that we take every precaution”….Cunts probably sponsor some Starvin’ Marvin type,demand that all refugees are allowed in,say that all “Brexit” voters were thick and own a Range-Rover which they use to ferry young Tarquin to a Greta Thundercunt demonstration.

    Hopefully the fact that they are probably Vegans too means that their weak immune system will allow unfettered access to Coronavirus and any other bug going.

    Fuck them.

    • I hear what you say Dick… but these selfish cunts sound more like Brexit voters to me.

      What do we know about Brexit voters?

      1. They’re all racists.
      2. They don’t give a fuck about the rest of the world.
      3. They hate anyone who isn’t white.
      4. They’re xenophobic.
      5. They’re extremely thick and didn’t know what they were voting for.

      All known facts. Ergo they’re too stupid to realise that the masks don’t actually work or that there is no need to strip the shelves bare, they think only of themselves.

      On the other hand, educated middle class Remainers would never behave that way. They believe in the overseas aid budget, so how could they possibly be selfish?

      I rest my case.

      • For a moment RTC, I thought you had succumbed to an Industrial sized dose of “Fuckwittedness”. Nice to see you are tit pulling ( thank dog ! )

      • Some little known facts about James O’Brien:

        1. He’s white, and therefore a racist.
        2. He chose to marry a white woman, therefore not only racist but homophobic and transphobic too.
        3. He’s a Roman Catholic, therefore Islamophobic and probably turns a blind eye to paèdo priests.
        4. He enabled his woman to bear two white children, therefore he is a climate change denier and cares not one jot about the planet.

        PS: Brexit supporters require three times as much toilet paper as anyone else due to their appalling diets, so suggest we cut them a little slack when it comes to panic buying.

      • 5. He’s of Oirîsh descent and therefore thick.
        6. His parents put him up for adoption cos they were ashamed of having a white baby.

      • Cheer up Ghee !
        Hearts of Oak are our ships !
        Hearts of Oak are our men !
        We always are ready ….
        Steady, boys steady …..
        We’ll fight and we’ll conquer,
        Again and again
        Rule Brittania.

      • Just a little depressed about the way this country, in fact the whole world, has turned out.

        Oh for the good old days of leaded petrol, white dogshit and rickets.

        We wor ‘appeh though…..

      • Just a little depressed about the way this country, in fact the whole world, has turned out.

        Oh for the good old days of leaded petrol, white dogshit and rickets.

        We wor ‘appeh though…..

      • What did cause white dog shit?
        Was it when dog owners irresponsibly fed their dogs Milky Bars?

        It was banned under EU REG 482/24 b3 (shape/texture/irregularity) so the dogs were seized and destroyed or neutered, hence no more white dog shit.

      • Morning Bertie.

        The experts say the disappearence of white dog shit is down to what dogs eat these days.

        Historically, before BSE came along, butchers used to dish out bones for dogs to munch on.

        White shit is the calcium left behind as the water evaporates, and the ‘organic’ components of the crap are consumed (in various ways) leaving the inorganic stuff behind.

        But nowadays dogs don’t eat as much bone as they used to, including bone meal. This all got the lid shoved on it due to the BSE crisis.

        Also, tighter regulation on dogs crapping on pavements means that turds don’t hang around for years in public places like they used to, giving them less opportunity to dry out and turn white.

        Hope that helps.

      • Analysing the shit out of it…

        White dog poo = too much bone or bone meal
        Yellow= normal, a sign of chicken
        Black = too much organ
        Runny= not enough but bone

        Nowadays the herd feed kibble which is garbage junk food.

      • Runny= not enough bone

        (stupid phone decided all by itself to put ‘but’ in the post)

      • So, Admin, that explains white dog shit, what about white hen’s eggs? Presumably now racist, so they have to be fucking brown. Wait till Dianne Abbott starts complaining there are no black ones.

    • Excellent post Dick. Given how many vulnerable people will die as a consequence of the selfish actions of the panic buyers it is quite reasonable imo for them to be prosecuted on charges of involuntary manslaughter

  4. What’s fucking me off is the ‘slebs’ wearing them for paparazzi ops. Locally I’ve not seen one single ordinary person wearing a mask out and about, yet when I deign to visit ‘the news’, every Tom Dick and Arthur or Martha with the merest gossamer claim to fame is being papped with one on. It’s the only thing more ridiculous than the stock-piling of shit roll.

    • Yeah, I saw a picture of that arrogant cuntwipe Naomi Campbell in a full hazmat suit like she was going to Chernobyl and not flying first class to a fashion week somewhere or Gwyneth Paltrow in a £50 face mask, maybe her fanny candles are starting to turn?

  5. I won’t buy a mask out of principle and because they look stupid as fucking shit! If i’m going to protect myself and it gets bad enough where I can’t even walk outside or at the grocery store. I’m not gonna go cheap if it comes to that. I’m gonna go all out and buy a fucking hazmat suit thats the real way to do it

      • Morning MNC, Klan robes work for most things it just depends where you live. People are so fussy these days. I’m off out soon to go shopping, not because I want to, but circumstance means I have to this week. Probably going to have to threaten someone who is panic-buying bog roll just so the Mrs and I can have a pack of 4, quite looking forward to it.

      • We’ve just come back from our local Asda, they’ve not had any bog rolls at all for a fortnight or more. Cunts.

      • As an alternative I bought 6 boxes of Kleenex tissues, just as a backup. I think that will be next on people’s lists when the bog rolls finally disappear up the ying yang.

      • A really public spirited supermarket (like that member of the Walmart “family” ) would display a public service announcement:

        PLEASE USE BOTH SIDES OF THE PAPER

        That’s what Greta does (and why she always looks so sick)

      • And as Technocunt points out, that’s the stupid fucking thing. Plenty of Kleenex et al on the shelves… which is a perfectly good alternative to shit roll!!!!

      • Afternoon Rob, popped in sainsburys earlier for emergency pork pie as doing a job moving someone out of storage.
        It was rammed with panic buyers,
        An i thought, if your that worried have it delivered!
        In a shop with hundreds of other people breathing recycled air.
        Mardarses and not thinking of the long game.

  6. I dug out 200 brand new builder’s masks from my Dad’s attic the other day. You can have them gratis, Cuntsville.

    With your permission, Admin could maybe email me your phone number. I’ll post them to you.

  7. ‘Justin Trudeau’s wife has tested positive for Coronavirus.’
    Probably caught it off that black bloke he’s always dressing up as.

  8. Masks do fuck-all. I know. Let the fucking builders use them for their intended purpose you selfish cunts.

  9. The good news for builders is, that when this hysteria all dies down in a few weeks there’s going to be a shit load of cheap face masks on Ebay when the stupid greedy cunts realise they over reacted 😉.

    Oh, and why is that slitty in the picture above having a fag if he’s so concerned about his health the fiendish little yellow cunt.

  10. I almost went into “mortal combat” with some batty old rich bitch that tried to buy the last of our ffp2 dust masks, (read the label it is a fucking dust mask!).
    Fucking old cow apart from announcing that it was a government conspiracy to kill people like her off (bring it on) accused me of breaking her 1 meter exclusion zone (fuck off).
    She ended up being told to wrap a scarf round her face and fuck off!
    Annoying hysterical old fucking bag!

    • LOL….nice one Lord B.

      Good to see that good old standards of custom-care are alive and well in your particular domain.

      🙂 .

    • A lot of the local women would be protected by a Hoover bag over their head; if the matching drive belt could be eased over their fat heads and necks, that would be even better…

  11. It won’t be too long before celebs start wearing masks with sponsors’ logos on the front – thus accomplishing 2 things:-

    a) a bit of media “look at me, I’m being responsible!” attention
    b) earn a few quid from some easy endorsements

    Lots of conspiracy theories doing the rounds on social media, but give it 5 or 6 months and this shit will be long forgotten. The Chinese won’t be to blame of course because that would be racist. Nope, the BBC and the Guardian will declare it was something to do with Trump, Boris, Brexit and White Van Man – bloody obvious really!

    Next issue will be these woke cunts feeding the wild boar in the new forest an nice exotic sandwich of swine flu or something.

  13. Face Masks. Changed each 30 minutes in Theatre. Hands washed between each op for 2 minutes, using Hibiscrub. Gloves changed each op.
    Arse wiped 5 seconds max. Skidders every 3-4 days. Socks changed rarely, pavement gobs each 20 yds.

    Good surgeon, but christ did he fucking stink !

  14. Sounds a bit harsh but it would be nice if this C19 bollocks would wipe out a few woke snowflakes and recently arrived to these shores architects, rocket scientists and physicists !

    • You’re not a conspiracy theorist are you Techno ? It’s a bit odd how this started just before brexit in China……. which borders……Russia. Does anyone have figures for Russia? Just my thoughts.

      • That anti globalist bastard Vladimir Vladimirovich got wind of the little fucker early in January and slammed the border with the orient shut. Any cunt coming in gets quarantined no exceptions, caught six cases. Anyone quarantined wandering around gets a big fine, transmit it to anyone and it’s a hefty custodial sentence, kill someone via infection and it’s life. There was a quite large diplomatic ‘incident’ when Italy blessed them with an infected visitor. Meanwhile they are building contingency plans quietly and with no fuss. Oh and zero fatalities so far.

        I mean, putting your own people first, what a selfish unmitigated irredeemable cunt! Right, I’m off to the uffizi to lick door handles – why? because I can, that’s why.

  15. I think I’m gong to get myself a Kendo Nagasaki mask and walk round the Trafford Centre and do a bit of ‘shopping’.

  17. If you wear a mask for work, then there should be a mask fit test to ensure that you are properly protected, if it doesn’t fit properly then may as well not have it on.
    Builders merchants should only be selling masks to trades people, the best option for Joe public is disposable gloves, and stay well away from any other cunt.

  18. I’m all for some of the ugly cunts wearing face masks, I’m going to encourage them not to stop once the all clear is given.

  19. Fuck me, it’s difficult ,posting this morning.
    Shortened last chance …..
    To the cunts who have cleared the shelves of baked beans …..
    FUCK OFF AND DIE !
    Good morning.

  21. I don’t think anyone should be surprised about panic buying. After all, we know that people are cunts, it’s only to be expected.
    Payback comes when the faff has blown over, and the soft cunts realise that they’ve got a load of stuff they’ll never use, and six months worth of baked beans and bottled frankfurters @ three times a week, to scoff.
    There’s not a fucking tin of H*inz baked beans to be had in this neck of the woods.
    The fucking cunts, good job they’ve got masses of bog roll as well, they’re going to fucking need it.
    Bastards.
    Get To Fuck.

    • It’ll be easy to spot the bean-houses…
      Browned out/blown-out windows, an atrocious stench, swarms of bluebottles…

  22. If we run out of face masks how about women’s skimpy underwear (unused) as an alternative?

    You might get a few odd looks as you walk down the High Street, but having the crotch pressed against your nose and mouth will certainly bring a smile to your face, if nothing else!

    • Well that rather depends on the owner of said undergarments!

      I mean, you really wouldn’t want to be wearing a pair of Jess Phillips’ used knickers while bimbling round Morrisons, would you?

      • Just throw them on the table, mix ’em up and take your pick.
        Live dangerously, while there’s still time.

      • If I could have Jennifer Lawrence’s used knickers wrapped around my face, I would die a happy man. By the way I’m sick to fucking death of the scaremongering from the fucking media. Hysteria and panic brought about by the fucking BBC. Fucking cunts.

      • Not to mention Piers Morgan. Serious plot lost.
        I thought he hated snowflakes.

  24. Panic buying used to be restricted to three items- milk, bread and petrol. When the fuck did bog roll and pasta become the items of choice? Is there some sort of prepper manual that has been doing the rounds? As for masks, unless they make a seal around your mouth and nose, and are rated for protection against something as small as the virus, which most aren’t, the best they can do is protect other people from your coughing.
    Like the ‘power’ of prayer, they give the wearer a false sense of security, and will probably mean they get infected quicker by touching something and rubbing their eyes.

    • I bought a pack of fresh pasta this morning, use by 20th April, not sure why there is such a rush for the dried shit!

      My Tesco looked like it had a run on tinned Tomatoes, but shit loads of baked beans and even still had a few bog rolls.

      Hand wash was in short supply but I guess that is to be expected, the government telling us to wash hands every 30 seconds!

      • Ive the luxury of a choice of masks, IRA terrorist balaclava, werewolf, and hockey mask like Jason!
        Add to the hysteria.
        “Theyre running out of
        Baby milk!”

    • I noticed there was also very little flour available in Asda this morning. Flour? Being bought by the same sort of cunt that buys pre-chopped onions and ready meals? Wtf are they planning to use flour for? Unless it’s to make bog roll.

      • I think it might be for home bread-making in preparation for the next panic-buy of all the bread in the shops!

        Tea and milk will be next on the “Oh I must stockpile on this!” shopping list.

      • You think that people that buy pre-chopped onions make their own bread? I reckon it’s about at their upper intelligence levels to open up an own-brand loaf.

  25. I had to do a course on PPE. Personal Protective Equipment.
    The liberal Elite study for four years for their PPE.
    Of little use now.

  26. Now some cunt has bought monkey pox from Nigeria. The big fear has always been one highly infectious virus crossing with a more dangerous but less contagious virus.

    Multicultural mixed race viruses. The woke left will be celebrating come that day.

    • The cunts will no doubt add transmutation to the list of shit we’re all supposed to celebrate and pander to.

      • I hope there isn’t a Woke Heaven!

        Imagine kicking the bucket and hoping for a better “life” upstairs, only to end up in a spiritual world of left-wing libtard wokeness!

        I think I’d rather end up in Hell.

  27. I would have thought being a tradesman you’d buy a proper 3m mask with replaceable filters not some poxy paper mask.

    • The straps on them break half the time and you get lazy on changing the filters.

  28. Persons wearing these masks should be treated as common highwaymen and shot on sight.
    What a set of cunts.
    Fuck off.

  29. They are in the same category as border cunts, and – thick tests – the masks being bought aren’t even affective against the virus, but they are against large and harmful particulates that Cuntsville mentions above! Selfish cunts!

    And I don’t give two fucks from the Plumrose Hot Dog sausage cock of a trans “man”, any illegal who gets treated for Covid19 in a hospital, over and above UK folk I DON’T CARE HOW FUCKING OLD THEY ARE, then those medical staff should be fired – and if foreign themselves, deported – once the dust has settled!

    Boris do right by YOUR people! They voted for YOU! Do not let them down in their time of most need!

    • *Horder not Border! Fucking phone!

      Although the fuckers at the Greek border are cunts!

      You’re not coming here! Fuck off!

  30. There’s still good builder respirator masks on Amazon. Some are anti fog if you shell out for a full mask.

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