A nomination for Claire O’Connor, who has decided to set herself up in business as a naked cleaner, charging £95 per hour.
Not sure of the reasoning behind this, although apparently, it’s not a new idea and some weird people have been doing this for years.
Did she think about the effect it might have on her children and the taunting they will no doubt suffer at school? There is a picture of her on Yahoo, but it doesn’t show the full monty, even though she states that she is outgoing and not at all shy.
I think we should be allowed to see exactly what she has behind that box of cleaning stuff, before paying her £95. Even better, do your own cleaning and ignore this daft cow.
Nominated by Mystic Maven
For £95 I would require a good polishing of my knob, at least. Contact me if this is agreeable, Claire, and I’ll check my diary.
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I would love to cunt her!
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Is she particularly against anyone watching and wanking?
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End result would keep her there for longer and she’d earn more….splatter,splatter
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I can see the more ‘liberated’ members of this forum already thinking of a career change. Frankly, I would not let an ‘au natural’ Fiddler any where near my house and that goes doubly for B&WC.
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When I used to have my own place, always hoovered in the altogether…
I’m sure Lord Fiddler has a bevy of naked housemaids on hand.
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If lovely Liza loses the leadership to Kweer Charmer, I would like somebody to give me her private telephone number, so I could invite her round to do my cleaning au natrel. We could get Mrs. Boggs out of the house for a couple of hours and she could dust my what-not and touch up my nooks and crannies, and afterwards she could shake my maraccas…….. Nurse the screens!
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Ive paid more than 95 for quite a lot worse than that to be honest. Did more than clean the house though
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Could I join her in the bathroom to sample her Cillit Bang?
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Mr Muscle will polish your balls Bertie.
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I wonder if I paid extra, could she clean with her clothes on.
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That’s what I call perverted Captain!
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I’ve never been into Granny porn, Bertie but I like cleanliness. She’ll have mingeflaps like aged road kill.
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Are we sure this is not a franchise that Wayne Rooney has started up? . . . . .
“Grannies against Grime.”
Tough on grime, tough on the causes of grime.
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Could we also deploy your Grannies Against Grime to cleanse us from Stormzy? It’ll be like that Monty Python sketch.
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This could be a good earner for me cunters,
Black and White cunt cleaning services for women only.
My piece de resistance could be cleaning the ceiling with a sponge attached to my boner…
Go fuck yourselves.
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Would you do it for Krav if he paid you double? I’ll bet you could make serious money doing housework in the nude for old pervs if you could put up with them leering at you and playing with themselves.
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Absolutely not Allan, although I heard Ruff Tuff went round Kravdarth’s to help him clean the guttering out…he hasn’t been heard from since.
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Sponges can be quite difficult to attach . I do have a heavy duty stapler that should do the trick.
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Think I’ll stick to duct tape Guzziguy…
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I personally find that a jubilee clip is effective. I now have a modified version, the Jubellend Clip
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Nice to see that someone on this site has an engineering background.
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Thought you’d have added extras such as giving their rings a spit-shine and polish B&WC
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HS. Those ‘Not on the menu’ services are for select (wealthy) female clientele.
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Probably be something like this?
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Haha good selection HS.
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Am surprised the feminista wimminz aren’t up in arms about this blatant piece of sexism? After all they were quick enough to get rid of the glamour girls at F1, darts and other sports that involve them partially dressed and flaunting their bits about!
Personally she can piss off and take her Mr Sheen with her!
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This is wimmenz empowerment chauvinist!
Just like in Finland where stopping “peacefuls” from waping the indigenous blonde-haired, blue-eyed females is just a matter of releasing a TikTok video!
https://youtu.be/xc5lUbNlTtY
This will have the same overwhelming effect that candle-lit vigils have at stopping “peaceful” terrorist attacks… … …
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Just Cunted this yesterday Rebel. You stole my thunder! That is a catchy tune though.
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A fucking dangerous occupation. If her piss flaps came in contact with ceramic floor tiles, she would be stuck, like a rubber sink plunger.
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There’s an old joke about that, WithShite.
Australian couple, she’s nude, falls on the marble tiles, stuck fast like a plunger. “Aww, shit moite, wot am ah gonna doo? Best ah call Bruce next door and see wot ‘e rickons.”
Bruce arrives and says, “Aww, she’ll be alroight.” Then the old convict starts playing with her nipples.”
“D’ya rickon that’ll help, Bruce?” asks the husband.
“Ah’m troying to get her wet! Then, we’s can sloide ‘er over to the cheaper tiles and crack those to git ‘er out.”
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That is the worst Aussie accent I have ever read….!
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Deffo spaniel’s ears or fried eggs behind that cleaning caddie.
And she has that same po-faced look about her as that Victoria Derbycunt creature, i.e., a thinly veiled layer of contempt!
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You’re right, she really does look like that Derbyshire woman!
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No way im paying a penelope keith lookalike hundred quid to do a bit of cleaning.
Scrubbers are cheaper online.
Skinny little thing isnt she?
Need a pie down yer neck skeletor.
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I think if you lie her flat on her back and stick some legs underneath, you could use her as an ironing board.
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And what happens when she’s on the blob? I presume she’d take the week off; or at least get dressed for the occasion.
Don’t want a trail of blood spots on the carpets fuck you very much!
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Well I’m not fucking paying for that too!
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What a cunt.
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Clare has a nice slim body, but her face leaves a hell of a lot to be desired. Her face like it has been hung drawn and quartered already. Looks like she’s had a HARD life in more ways than one.
You can get a young pretty escort that will do EVERYTHING for £130 or less. And you can get a young pretty Eastern Europe that will clean (with her clothes on) for £8.
Her face could do with some nourishment, so I think she should offer cleaning at a football team changing room when 11 men could all drop their loads (of cum) on her face.
It was truly mad how this news story got covered by nearly every newspaper when it first broke. What a silly bint.
The better version would be to keep your clothes on as a manager / director and employ some younger women (e.g. Eastern European) that are actually fucking good looking.
My choice of cleaners would be e.g. Cheryl Cole, Amanda Holden, Fearne Cotton, Holly Willoughbooby, Frankie from the Saturdays, etc. or any suitable lookalikes. Lovely Nandy would be okay too.
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Nicky Belton is another and she has great legs.
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I understand Angela Merkel may be looking for employment quite shortly. A carrer move option perhaps ….?
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She’d be more useful snuffling for truffles in the Black Forest the fat pig of a bitch!
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Frau Merkel and Emily Thornberry could join together to form a company to tackle really heavy cleaning – like when the piano has to be moved.
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That might also give Jo Swinson and Flabbott ideas now that they’re taking (or will be taking) a backseat from politics.
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There’s always been a market for a Les Dawson tribute act??
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Was Claire O’Connor born a man?
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I’m sure I heard a story about this kind of thing.
This couple accidentally ordered a Gay to clean the house and noticed when he’d finished he walked out the house in a weird way.
It was only when the Gay left they realised the pet Gerbil was missing.
What a gay cunt.
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Looks like a giant rotesserie chicken. Skin looks like it’s made of beef jerky.
Used to have a cleaner come to my abode a few years back just for the ‘woman’s touch’, but it was a false economy since she never thoroughly cleaned and merely glossed over everything and tried to further mask her shortcomings and laziness with zooflora and a few squishes of air freshener. Cunt.
I’ll pass on all, thanks, and do my fucking own. It further reinforced the saying, ‘If you want a job done . . . “
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The only way I would employ her is if she kept her clothes on (plus a paper bag over boat race the skinny ugly bint) and I was in the bollocky buff. And I should imagine it would cost more than £95 an hour to clean up after she had been cleaning someone’s house naked, the dirty cow.
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Dirty cow can come and clean my bell end…
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You just know that this isn’t going to end well.
Good afternoon.
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She isn’t selling a cleaning service, she’s selling sex. No different than a pole dancer or a stripper.
You can get a domestic cleaner for minimum wage, the rest of her fees are for perving at her body.
I don’t have a problem with her doing it but for fucks sake love cut the bullshit, you’re selling your body and once the local brasses click on they will undercut you and offer extras.
Silly tart.
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Will have to be translated from Romanian before they twig.
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“She will be charging £95 an hour for fully-nude cleaning, £85 for topless or £75 for lingerie or in an outfit such as French maid. If successful, she hopes to take on male staff as well.”
This from Kentonline…get your applications in cunters.
I of course wouldn’t need to apply for a position as one flash of my physique would ensure a job offer.
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Personally don’t see anything wrong with what she is doing.
If she feels it is something she doesn’t mind doing, is charging appropriately for her services and there are sad cunts out there who are willing to pay, what’s the problem?
Have told my wife several times when she is cutting my hair, she could do very well if opening a topless men’s barbers for say £20 a cut. But strictly no blow drys!
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Willie whats happened to your avatar?
Not ill is it?
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Don’t know Northern.
Following the Coronavirus palaver possibly in self isolation I reckon.
Hopefully back soon.
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Looks like a selfie of me the last time I went raving in the 90’s.
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Happy days Shagga.
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Within 6month she’ll be found dead strangled with a duster, covered in jizz in some nutters spare room or cellar.
Hey, just thought,
When you pay her where does she put the money?
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She has a gash account
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Was my first thought too. Is barely more than a prostitute without the personal.service. I’m sure I could hire a whore to come and clean for that amount so.why bother with this Doris
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Trolls back.
On other nom, this time its Lord Benny hes after.
No it is him, he changed his name, Ip and e-mail good, (he has a real one so he keeps us in the loop)
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I changed it for 2 reasons,
1, a lord title is not in keeping with my current accommodation
2, No body ever talked to me any way so I thought I would change my name and maybe people would like me.
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No you misunderstand, the trolls back!
Lairy Hips he calls hisself this time, look on Nurse Cuntys nom Benny hes left you a message.
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Can’t imagine why you thought it was a troll, MNC. Especially after it signed off “game on”…I imagine for this incarnation it is now “game over”, though. Next?
What a cunt.
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Doesnt get much odder than that.
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I rest my case no “oooh benny you changed your name”, or any shit like that, I might as well be a ghost
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What you talking about Benny?
Was that lairy hips character you?
If so, note I was sticking up for you?
Noticed that?
Dont ever remember you doing that for me?
If that was you thats pretty odd behaviour,
And you owe me a apology.
You want people to like you?….they already fuckin do!
Open your eyes, read your replies, but doing shit like that?..naw.
I doubt he can see, he is a dibber (benny comes in and out of the site) I nuked the troll so history revised, he will no longer see it, and no they are not the same IP nor text type, although benny is criptic when he has been on the sauce .
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No really I changed my user name, Dick didn’t get this attention, It was done deal..
I will go back to it if you like I never knew it would cause so many problems.
I just felt that my name was over stated, so I changed it I did not want to cause a big fuss at all least of all MNC ( though I hold a candle for Dick and have strange ideas about NC) so I will change back to avoid the issues.
I am not a troll, well I am not big enough for a start and I like to think I am quite handsome .
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I’d rather have a wank and live in a tent.
Fuck off.
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As long as she provides her own feather duster. For £95 i don’t want mine smelling of cunt juice.
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Hmm, this is bloody good food for thought.
With my ‘rapidly going South’ figure, I might just break into people’s houses, start cleaning in the nuddy and get them to pay me to STOP.
I reckon it is a money spinner!!!
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Here is another one, younger and half the price, but still not what you’d call attractive. See link below.
I read last week that Clare O’Connor is 35 years old, seems unbelievable, her face is absolutely fucking awful. I quite like the lean body though, it’s my cup of tea.
It’s all about the extras though, a cleaner should spend the entire hour on her knees, being fucked by the home owner and his neighbours.
Might have to hold fire on tonguing any young women’s anus’, I read yesterday that Corona virus can be passed on this way too!!!!!!
After the thread on the overpriced hand gels, I’ve found a wiki on how you easily make your own (Google) using aloe vera and 91% rubbing alcohol. Use 2/3 alcohol and 1/3 aloe vera to keep the overall % at 60% or greater!!
Only £45 for this 25 year old. But does she fuck??
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4195406/Cleaner-25-paid-men-s-houses-completely-NAKED.html
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You’re not a peaceful are you?
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Who looks up the chimney when they’re stoking the fire? Doesn’t pay to be fussy, in my experience as an ugly cunt myself.
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This reminds me of my dad telling me about the double bagging principle.
our ideas were both based on safety but method different
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Or who looks at the mantle piece while sticking your broom up the chimney
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I say more power to her elbow. In some ways what she is saying is `fuck off’ it’s my life my body my life and I’ll use it as I will’, which is right … unless you’re wearing a suicide vest… though it is a choice.
It does make you wonder though: how often do the feminazis visit places of legitimate work, where women exploit men pole dancing and strip clubs and tell them to stop it? I appreciate that some of those working their ticket that way may not be there out of choice, but the vast majority seem to be, because it’s relatively easy money.
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